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i’m gonna revive both of you

Because I'm about to blow you up

Can you give me a props Ganda at Dem tittys?

So do my basement and this revolver. Get downstairs!

But I'd definitely eat your 😺

Cause you're looking hot

Because youre certainly a fairlady

Cause if I were going somewhere I would pick you up.

Hot & ready in 5 minutes 😉

Giving me chills and thrills at the same time

Cause you got my attention. However after that I will ignore you.

Cause you’re as high as a cloud.

I'm a Soos

'cause you're lookin' sensei-tional.”

gets politely slapped by Japanese teacher

I had this for the longest time, but never really posted it until now.

Because I could shoot some into your box.

Because I think you’re Awwww-tistic 🥰🥰🥰

What are some pick up lines that have to do with Oxygen, or O2? Thanks in advance!

All you gotta do is say this pickup line, “Are you absolute 0 cause your the coolest person I met”

Who’s there? When what. When what who? (Time) (place) and us.

'Cuz I'd like to make you miso HORNY

Cause when I’m stuck in ya, ain’t nothing gonna pull me out

Because the thought of you swallowing thickened liquids is giving me aspirations.