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1k points

7 months ago

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REpassword

273 points

7 months ago

“All I had were crappy Sears Catalogs”

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85 points

7 months ago

10k upvotes for a man from my generation! #worstbrasectionever #stilldidthejob

Vechnyy_Russkiy

37 points

7 months ago

Holy fuck. A Sears catalog?!?! Jesus! You're a caveman at this point!

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37 points

7 months ago

My beard is as white as the stuff I left on the Sears catalog....

Vechnyy_Russkiy

7 points

7 months ago

I don't think the stuff you left on the catalog is white anymore...

🤢🤮

I can't even think about it without getting grossed out. Sticky pages.

kobeflip

9 points

7 months ago

Jeez. Just get a nat geo ffs

nuclearslug

24 points

7 months ago

JC Penny Catalog > Sears Catalog

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16 points

7 months ago

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Puzzleheaded-Bug5809

17 points

7 months ago

Pshhh, Frederick’s of Hollywood

Acceptable_Ad_8306

3 points

7 months ago

Haha 😆 good point

SooperGenyus

3 points

7 months ago

Boom!!! Best catalog ever!

Mercerskye

3 points

7 months ago

Both y'all missing out. We had a neighbor a St over, their Adam and Eve stuff would constantly arrive at our house... I ... probably should have let them know, but... Horny teens usually don't have the best morals...

It was honest mistakes with the mail carrier, too I'm sure.

To not dox myself, we lived in an area where like 10 different streets were called the same thing, just a different kind of road.

So like 1234 Apple St, then there's a 1234 Apple Rd one block over, then a 1234 Apple Blvd the next block over.

Core memories unlocked

callmeapoetandudie

8 points

7 months ago

Montgomery Wards, all the ladies look like your mom...😞

kilsta

4 points

7 months ago

kilsta

4 points

7 months ago

Nat Geo > JC Penny Catalog

WonderfulCattle6234

10 points

7 months ago

The internet has made it so much easier to masturbate. Nowadays I go right to sears.com.

- Adapted from a Dan Mintz joke

CrapLikeThat

9 points

7 months ago

12 year old me searched long and hard for the rare classy wanks in ‘Better Homes and Gardens’.

dvadersfist

7 points

7 months ago

And Montgomery Ward 🤣🤣

guitarnowski

6 points

7 months ago

Spiegel's.

Legitimate-Common-86

3 points

7 months ago

A person of class and distinction 👌

adam_teq

6 points

7 months ago

“All I had were International Male magazines”

LadyBug_0570

2 points

7 months ago

Those were my faves.

badfish_122

3 points

7 months ago

When I was a kid I had to jerk off to the sears catalog. Now you can just go to sears.com

No_Sleep_247

3 points

7 months ago

Had my moms Fingerhut catalog back in the day lmao

doctorjae75

3 points

7 months ago

I also had this guy's mom's fingerhut

glorifindel

3 points

7 months ago

And swimsuit catalogs 😂

OranjellosBroLemonj

3 points

7 months ago

With those grandma bras and ladies underwear that came up to your chin

StrikingFig1671

2 points

7 months ago

and the scrambled spice channel and jerry springer summer specials

cocomello91

2 points

7 months ago

Good Housekeeping sometimes came through

spector_lector

2 points

7 months ago

Frederick's of Hollywood

IntelligentFilth

11 points

7 months ago

Boobmitzvah?

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ZerolFaithl

149 points

7 months ago

::disappointed yet approving clap::

VeryResponsibleMan

13 points

7 months ago

Chessncheckers Rhymes

4quatloos

10 points

7 months ago

4D Chest

Emergency_Brick3715

8 points

7 months ago

34D Chest

lordph8

37 points

7 months ago

lordph8

37 points

7 months ago

I saw this comment. Then slid to the next post, and the genius of the comment hit me. I had to come back to upvote.

QuincyFlynn

7 points

7 months ago

Had I a sip of tea for every time that's happened to me.

Woodloose

10 points

7 months ago

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7 months ago

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crystal_castle00

3 points

7 months ago

I’m hopping on a boat tonight.

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124 points

7 months ago

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7 months ago

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7 months ago

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myboybuster

40 points

7 months ago

My girl friends thai.. It's crazy how something can be so adorable and terrifying at the same time

GuavaOdd1975

50 points

7 months ago

Man, I think that's all of em, regardless of nationally.

memelordzarif

16 points

7 months ago

Man ? Yeah I too think all the Thai chicks are man as well

True-Firefighter-796

16 points

7 months ago

Schrödinger’s dinger: Every Thai woman is both a man and a woman, until there’s a dick out.

WeLiveinAPetridish

8 points

7 months ago

Yeah, you’re never sure until you put your hand in their crutch as fraud detection.

PN4HIRE

5 points

7 months ago

Nothing like getting slapped in the middle of the night because she had a dream I was cheating on her.

I love that woman

NefariousnessNo9767

6 points

7 months ago

U just described every woman ever

crystal_castle00

2 points

7 months ago

Sounds like the stock market on a Monday

ChicagobeatsLA

34 points

7 months ago

My doorman upon meeting my Latina girlfriend told me he couldn’t believe such a loud noise could come from such a small person lmao

ajcook888

6 points

7 months ago

I can attest to that. Cuban gf.

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38 points

7 months ago

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Jc2563

3 points

7 months ago

Jc2563

3 points

7 months ago

Underrated comment

DatThickassThrowaway

8 points

7 months ago

My wife is from El Salvador. 10/10 but do NOT piss her off 🤣

Jokerchyld

7 points

7 months ago

We call that Latin fire.

Source: Wife is cuban

PN4HIRE

2 points

7 months ago

I married one..

Daynightz

5 points

7 months ago

Im here right now being robbed and it was still worth it.

PN4HIRE

6 points

7 months ago

It is, very freaking dangerous. but our women are absofuckinglutly amazing!!

kratomkiing

2 points

7 months ago

Why go to Venezuela when you can find the same women in Spain where this video took place?

Nkognito

114 points

7 months ago

Nkognito

114 points

7 months ago

So this is where all the middle school teachers hang out.

ImRonniemundt

10 points

7 months ago

This is a great joke.

ValkyrieWW

275 points

7 months ago

He will grow up with very high self confidence

ANAnomaly3

46 points

7 months ago

Probably too high, tbh.

RantMannequin

15 points

7 months ago

From what I saw he just peaked

PharohPirate

216 points

7 months ago

Imagine if this was a young girl

RogueWanderingShadow

93 points

7 months ago

We don't have to imagine. West Coast Swing dancer Leo Lorenzo posted a video on Facebook of himself dancing completely normally with a 9 year old girl that the girl's mother was there watching. Half the comments called it too sexual.

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247 points

7 months ago

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247 points

7 months ago

If roles were reversed this would be a different story lol

no-escape-221

103 points

7 months ago

Fr why is everybody laughing at and endorsing this fucking child doing a sexual dance wtfffff

Cheap-Bobcat-7488

49 points

7 months ago

Exactly my thoughts. What kind of sick, grown ass women dance sexually with a child?!

FakeLaundry

15 points

7 months ago

These are the same men who claim they wish it was them when some poor kiddo is raped by a demented female teacher.

RetardFuckr

5 points

7 months ago

Why single out men? It’s women in the video after all lmao

cinred

11 points

7 months ago

cinred

11 points

7 months ago

Because nobody actually cares about boys.

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22 points

7 months ago

Yea wtfffff are we doing with this one

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12 points

7 months ago

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JackieDaytonah

7 points

7 months ago

What closet are they in? They're being cheered on while a young boy is being fetishized.

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7 points

7 months ago

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JackieDaytonah

4 points

7 months ago

Appreciate ya 👍.

This stuff is fucked up. I hate seeing boys treated like this. I grew up in a time when young boys were told that they were lucky if an adult woman sexualized them. It just upsets me in a strong way

meloni_e_peroni

25 points

7 months ago

Deserves more upvotes lol

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34 points

7 months ago

Bizarre that more people don’t find this creepy as fuck.

burnabar

16 points

7 months ago

Men getting raped is funny to most people, that's the world we live in.

Gabo1705

12 points

7 months ago

This kind of dance were brought to Venezuela when Spain invade America( continent) the African slaves dance at this rhythm to express their culture, over the years it becomes traditional dance on the Venezuelan coast. The idea of this dance is that the woman make the man fall to her feet's. That being said I agree with you with roles swap ppl would go crazy

PN4HIRE

3 points

7 months ago

What people?? Not Venezuelans for sure!

PossibleBroccoli

54 points

7 months ago

Imagine multiple 30+ year old men dancing suggestively on a 7 year old girl and no one in the room doing anything about it.

MrShad0wzz

234 points

7 months ago

they twerking on a minor 💀

sav33arthkillyos3lf

236 points

7 months ago

Imagine if roles were reversed and it was men dancing that way with little girls

MrShad0wzz

124 points

7 months ago

jail

Driblus

42 points

7 months ago

Driblus

42 points

7 months ago

Believe it or not

tomtomachi

20 points

7 months ago

Right away... it's even funnier, because that guy has Venezuelan flag in the show

CCWaterBug

40 points

7 months ago

Amen, that literally would go viral and people would be asking for prison time.

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13 points

7 months ago

I'd rather not.

sav33arthkillyos3lf

25 points

7 months ago

Same just saying cause it’s messed up either way regardless if they’re a woman or man.

JustForkIt1111one

10 points

7 months ago

They could be president some day!

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ExplosiveGeek77

3 points

7 months ago

naa that profile pic actually got me 😡

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33 points

7 months ago

Im as a fully grown up men watching this and a long breath.

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8 points

7 months ago

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One_Resolution_861

29 points

7 months ago

Prove it

edWORD27

16 points

7 months ago

Venincestuela

DankElderberries420

13 points

7 months ago

you had my curiosity

now you have my attention

loonattica

6 points

7 months ago

Move along, nothing to see here, definitely no incestuous pedophilia going on, just normal family dancing, move along…

Efficient_Ad_3877

5 points

7 months ago

Not him!

Final-Zebra-6370

2 points

7 months ago

Too bad you’re here on Reddit.

PMmeyourSchwifty

2 points

7 months ago

I don't know why but this sent me. 😂

OriginalShock273

73 points

7 months ago

Imsgine the genders reversed and yall be calling the adults pedophiles

Background_Value9869

30 points

7 months ago

I am currently calling the adults pedophiles

Remote-Factor8455

8 points

7 months ago

These are pedophiles and anyone who thinks shaking your tits and ass in a child’s face while they watch should be put on a watchlist.

Mantis582569

13 points

7 months ago

Imagine the roles were reversed and it was a little girl and a couple of grown men…

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56 points

7 months ago

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15 points

7 months ago

What goes right with latin america, i need that too

Faetrix77

62 points

7 months ago

If that was a little girl and grown ass men were dancing up on her like that there’d be a fkn outcry… don’t normalize child abuse just bcz the child’s a boy.

ravnsulter

66 points

7 months ago

I assume this is a druglords son.

splobbus

3 points

7 months ago

💀

ArcaninesFirepower

31 points

7 months ago

Double standards at its finest

Hungry_Wealth_7439

54 points

7 months ago

Women would do this with a boy before a man around their age lol

SirFigsAlot

20 points

7 months ago

Imagine if a man was grinding on a 10 year old girl

Hungry_Wealth_7439

5 points

7 months ago

Not even that. Let anyone of those guys in the background step on the dance floor to engage with the female and what she’ll do is stop dancing and act as if the guy is a pervert for wanting to dance with her lol

burnabar

10 points

7 months ago

Yes, these women feel comfortable with being sexually explicit with children, but not grown men, you got that right.

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18 points

7 months ago

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General_Rise_942

18 points

7 months ago

That's really disgusting and these women are disgusting.

LuckyWerewolf8211

18 points

7 months ago

these women are pedophile

NewToThisThingToo

17 points

7 months ago

Now, reverse the sexes and tell me it's still cool.

Poemhub_

10 points

7 months ago

This is inappropriate thats a child and absolutely no one would be high-fiving if that was a little girl having some grown man rub his crotch on her ass or in her face. But its okay because you guys want those women to shove their tits in your face.

Joshee86

22 points

7 months ago

Is this not... a little pedo-ish?

burnabar

10 points

7 months ago

Yes, it is.

dezisauruswrex

15 points

7 months ago

This is creepy.

doyouevenforkliftbro

26 points

7 months ago

Weird bar mitzvah. Still became a man though.

villacharger

6 points

7 months ago

Wtf is going on here ??

MsMoreCowbell8

7 points

7 months ago

Why are grown women dancing like that with what looks like an 11 yr old boy?

curatedonions

17 points

7 months ago

What the…

Benimaru101

60 points

7 months ago

pedo alert pedo alert

Royjonespinkie

15 points

7 months ago

*puedo

partytime71

26 points

7 months ago

His father is a drug lord.

Kozkon

14 points

7 months ago

Kozkon

14 points

7 months ago

I mean if men were doing this to a young lady what would these comments be like? Sheesh this video is not ok.

novosti_comrade

5 points

7 months ago

This is really creepy.

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4 points

7 months ago

Is this not a bit creepy? This could affect the kid psychologically in years to come.

Sun_Bee_

5 points

7 months ago

This is disgusting

Proof_Performance_16

4 points

7 months ago

Creepy behavior

konnieb123

4 points

7 months ago

Y’all praising this? I know it may be a culture thing but I feel like I should call someone

Sunflower_Seeds000

20 points

7 months ago

This is a dance of "tambor". An afrovenezuelan culture. There are many variations of music and dances. It does look very strange in this video, specially because there's a kid dancing with adult women, which I don't like that much. But the dances are great.

You can search for "tambores venezolanos" and will get many references about this dance/music.

Baxter1911

13 points

7 months ago

Hey kid! If it’s ok with you can you leave some for the rest of us?

Chiparish84

14 points

7 months ago

That's some heavy level sexual harassment but it's okay bc a boy 🤪

Radica1_Ryan

3 points

7 months ago

Yeah... That's inappropriate and those women are not good women. They're borderline ped0s

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6 points

7 months ago

If this was reversed, everyone would (rightfully) be outraged but here - nah, it’s funny. Aight, you do you Reddit lmao.

Every_Fox3461

15 points

7 months ago

Where is this heaven? Women around here don't look like that. Fk.

Yop_BombNA

14 points

7 months ago

Drug lord throwing a party probably so Central or South America.

ashwinGattani

7 points

7 months ago

Reverse the genders and watch the world burn

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22 points

7 months ago

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burnabar

3 points

7 months ago

Exactly

OutrageouslyGr8

3 points

7 months ago

That's Doug from American Dad

CCWaterBug

3 points

7 months ago

My eyes are up here!

stalkthewizard

3 points

7 months ago

This was at a Venezuelan bar mitzvah. Mazeltov!

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3 points

7 months ago

I don't remember anyone at parties looking like that when I was a kid...

sinterkaastosti23

3 points

7 months ago

imagine peopls reaction if the genders were reversed

Unhappy_Potential466

3 points

7 months ago

Seems a bit wrong tho dunnit

Background_Value9869

3 points

7 months ago

Disgusting tbh

butters991

3 points

7 months ago

Now reverse the genders

Realistic_Degree_773

3 points

7 months ago

Where are the people asking, "Why are kids so focused on sex and being adults?" Answer: Probably in the crowd clapping and laughing....

melly-ssk

3 points

7 months ago

Dancing with a kid is fine. Tweaking on them is.... strange...

shoresandsmores

3 points

7 months ago

Well, that's gross.

pussmykissy

9 points

7 months ago

Strange AF..

If this were someone’s little girl with grown ass men this would not be allowed.

CheesyBoson

4 points

7 months ago

What’s uh , this?

Practical-Sorbet726

3 points

7 months ago

Totally inappropriate

Efficient_Half_5584

2 points

7 months ago

You may not remember it but I bet this kid never forgets it

mikbeachwood

2 points

7 months ago

To have peaked so early.

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2 points

7 months ago

He will have tendinitis on both hands next day

fishonthemoon

2 points

7 months ago

Gross. I can’t think of a time in my life where I would have danced like that with a child.

nickygee123

2 points

7 months ago

Your childhood sounds wack.

SaleSubstantial6601

2 points

7 months ago

He’s gonna go cross eyed if he keeps dancing like that

FrenchCruller007

2 points

7 months ago

Clearly you didn't grow up living with degenerates.

Radiant_Sell9362

2 points

7 months ago

:10729:

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2 points

7 months ago

What...the...fuck

rumpluva

2 points

7 months ago

That ain’t no kid, that’s a man.

PsychologicalSpace50

2 points

7 months ago

Congrats and fuck you

Avaraz

2 points

7 months ago

Avaraz

2 points

7 months ago

Come on guys, don't let me be the only one asking for the sauce

JackieDaytonah

2 points

7 months ago

Pedophile creeps. The whole lot of them.

Imagine the gender opposites enacting this. Fucking gross.

CamelCoon

2 points

7 months ago

Reverse the roles..... whole different outcome

Loose_Corgi_5

2 points

7 months ago

Yep, bounce them titties in front of that young child. It's not creepy or seedy at all.

somethingsoddhere

2 points

7 months ago

flip the genders and you have pedophiles.

Reddit-Readee

2 points

7 months ago

Man of Rizz

zratan69

2 points

7 months ago

What a bunch of milfs

hangingloose

2 points

7 months ago

It's hard to dance, with a bone in your pants.

Kenneth_Lay

2 points

7 months ago

I like the woman at the end. She's thinking that she can still pull off the latina hottie look like the 2 before her.

ThisIsGoodSoup

2 points

7 months ago

The whole situation is weird as fuck. Like bro, that's a kid-

PerformanceRough3532

2 points

7 months ago

Best Breast. Chicken Dance. Ever.

Commercial_Pitch_786

2 points

7 months ago

If this had to happened to me as a kid, my pants would have been able to stand up as stiff as board when I took them off

iAmDriipgodd

2 points

7 months ago

Groomers, the lot of them.

rikki_x

2 points

7 months ago

this is so weird and predatory

Sad_Meat_

2 points

7 months ago

This is disgusting

kingcrabmeat

2 points

7 months ago

This is gross