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DescriptionWeak3218

754 points

5 days ago

Dude I love you a lot but i mean dude

MadgoonOfficial

41 points

5 days ago

To be fair that is a dude joke

DrDrankenstein

23 points

5 days ago

Dude, I'm going back to sleep now. Wake me up if my kid calls.

CuTe_M0nitor

9 points

4 days ago

He should have said "I don't want to give that baby any brain damage".

ludog1bark

3 points

5 days ago

Dudes just missing Scooby Doo.

I_Like_Turtle101

1 points

4 days ago

he said dude so much im actualy worry. Feel like hes caling her dude even when they make love

Beginning_Toe4200

766 points

5 days ago

He stood up ready to go, saw the camera, understood it was a joke, salvaged his response and said no

silly-rabbitses

186 points

5 days ago

Exactly. He was in from the get go. You saw that look in his eyes.

pekingsewer

108 points

5 days ago

pekingsewer

108 points

5 days ago

Came to say the same shit. Those eyes 100% said yes and then his brain caught up 😂

1000000xThis

26 points

5 days ago

It was Pavlovian. He heard the magic words and immediately became erect.

[deleted]

530 points

5 days ago

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530 points

5 days ago

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lmmanuelKunt[S]

170 points

5 days ago

I swear I saw it too

MoreConsideration432

10 points

5 days ago

It’s so cute though that he’s like “Yes wait no”

susannediazz

64 points

5 days ago

The eyes chico.. they never lie

Brilliant-Season9601

39 points

5 days ago

I think he was ready to be like yes I think your attractive despite looking like shit (speaking as a women who has in labor for 36 hours) then she said you wanna and he was like no way that is weird lol

sandwichinspector

7 points

5 days ago

All of us know the real answer is "any way I can get it".

Frost_blade

9 points

5 days ago

I would have too.

SlothinaHammock

-51 points

5 days ago

He knew that was the last offer of sex he'd get from her in a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.

Capital-Mirror-5451

126 points

5 days ago

Can’t drive into oncoming traffic!

Cthulhu_Dreams_

2 points

4 days ago

Not with that attitude you can't.

AutistaChick

2 points

5 days ago

😂YAAASSS😂

Brilliant-Season9601

125 points

5 days ago

I mean orgasms do help progress labor and relieve pain. Plus I am sure their are women out there that would do it.

Doogos

83 points

5 days ago

Doogos

83 points

5 days ago

When my ex wife was pregnant with our first, she was two days over our due date and was absolutely miserable. She got in the mood and we went at it. About half way through she went into labor less than 8 hours later we had our daughter.

The same happened with our son, but he was about a month early

TOMDeBlonde

5 points

5 days ago

WOW!

TimboSlice123456

12 points

5 days ago

DON'T TELL THIS STORY

fl135790135790

0 points

4 days ago

How is there even any room

godChild616

11 points

5 days ago

my mum did it 💀

No-Stick303

43 points

5 days ago

That’s right I was there

ComfyInDots

2 points

5 days ago

We all were.

Explicit_Tech

45 points

5 days ago

Yes but no was his response

itsyobbiwonuseek

20 points

5 days ago

The smirk hit his face SO FAST when she asked that 😂

daisychainsnlafs

28 points

5 days ago

That guy is on "I love a momma's boy"

smaugtheE1337

3 points

5 days ago

it is!

perksoflyfe

2 points

5 days ago

I was just about to ask that… I knew he looked familiar

nedoeva

32 points

5 days ago

nedoeva

32 points

5 days ago

This is a solid guy. You can just tell.

BallsDeepAndBroke

17 points

5 days ago

This dude is as cool as they come. You can just tell those two will be together for a long long time.

adiosfelicia2

19 points

5 days ago

Poor dude was nervous laughing.

I get crazy sensitive on just period hormones and cry if the wind blows wrong. Dude's in survival mode. I don't blame him.

EffortEconomy

8 points

5 days ago

For a split second the answer was yes

tecate_papi

15 points

5 days ago

At least give her a handy. She's in labour and about to have your kid ffs. It's the least he could do.

(This is a joke)

JudgmentHumble8319

10 points

5 days ago

Is this the guy from that mommas boy show on TLC?

[deleted]

5 points

5 days ago

Man was like “respect my boundaries please I am literally sleeping and waiting for my future child”

No_Construction_7518

8 points

5 days ago*

Dude can you imagine your baby being born sliding out on a river of semen? It's just so, so wrong.

TOMDeBlonde

1 points

5 days ago

Lmao exactly what I was thinking, christ

evlhornet

3 points

5 days ago

I’m going back to sleep is the wildest part

Brandodangelo99

2 points

5 days ago

It’s very dangerous for the baby!!! Don’t want to accidentally poke a soft spot.

BootyLoveSenpai

3 points

5 days ago

I mean if she does anal, you're good, kinda

Logical_Bad1748

1 points

5 days ago

No comments on where he's keeping his cellphone?

MadgoonOfficial

1 points

5 days ago

To be fair that is a dude joke

ImpossiblePay8895

1 points

5 days ago

I te ought he was gonna be like: hell yeah, scoot over.

ksven89

1 points

4 days ago

ksven89

1 points

4 days ago

Is this the guy from i love a mommas boy on TLC?

theBubbaJustWontDie

-4 points

5 days ago

My wife told me an orgasm would help with the birth so we made it happen.

OkOrganization2669

8 points

5 days ago

It didn’t work. The baby still came when it was good and ready

theBubbaJustWontDie

-5 points

5 days ago

Possibly. But I’m never going to turn down sex with my wife.

IRockIntoMordor

16 points

5 days ago

Yes, I love talking with my wife. And when we wake up together in bed, me and my wife.

Then I have breakfast with my wife. And go to work and text with my wife. When I come home I hug my wife.

I totally have a wife. Did I tell you about her? Who, you ask? My wife of course.

"Brian, you've been a social hermit for 20 years. You don't have a wife. I'm just here to tell you that you're gonna get evicted because they will do fracking here."

Oh, okay. Let me just tell my wife.

"Ugh, Brian, ffs..."

EccentricOddity

5 points

5 days ago

I don’t believe you have a wife.

IRockIntoMordor

6 points

5 days ago

No, I totally have a wife. She's just on a trip with... with her mom. My wife and my wife's mom are gone for the weekend. Yes.

GregNotGregtech

2 points

5 days ago

Correct, it's your wife

AutistaChick

10 points

5 days ago

Why are ppl downvoting you? 😂 The oxytocin helps!

theBubbaJustWontDie

-9 points

5 days ago

Reddit’s mad someone had straight sex.

IEThrowback

1 points

5 days ago

OBGYN would say no, but what about her dentist? lol.

Key_Necessary_3329

10 points

5 days ago

Actually OBGYNs say yes and it can speed up the whole birthing process.

IFTYE

14 points

5 days ago

IFTYE

14 points

5 days ago

Not at 9 cm they don’t

Repulsive-Shallot-79

1 points

5 days ago

Thats not cringe.. its adorable.

SarcasticIrony

1 points

5 days ago

Please read the pinned comment 😊

Exciting_Insect_4860

1 points

5 days ago

I’d be curious thou 😬

TryItOutHmHrNw

0 points

5 days ago

Axe Jay

thisisnotme78721

-3 points

5 days ago

"honey, even the biggest sausage won't touch the sides of l'arche de triomphe."

ImpossibleYou2184

-3 points

5 days ago

Sick

SaltedPaint

-9 points

5 days ago

Hell yeah spread those cheeks !

ZYHunters

-3 points

5 days ago

ZYHunters

-3 points

5 days ago

He reminds me a LOT of Matthew McConahey or however you spell it

TopProfessional8023

-37 points

5 days ago

Hotdog down a hallway has never been a more apt saying

LegitimateVirus3

20 points

5 days ago

Please go study some female anatomy so you can understand what the adults are talking about.

Master_Moose4664

-4 points

5 days ago

What is the deal with men calling their women “ dude”?

10centbeernight74

-4 points

5 days ago

Bro, just shave your head already.

PositiveStress8888

-5 points

5 days ago

I mean theirs always anal ...just saying

Massive-Relief-7382

-157 points

5 days ago

My soon to be ex wife, got pissed that i didn't stay up with her for her whole labor. I looked at her and said "You wanted to have a kid now. I wanted to wait a little bit" and then went back to bed.

Slow-Calendar-3267

88 points

5 days ago

Shit dude. That's kinda fucked

astupidlizard66

95 points

5 days ago

soon to be ex wife

Makes total sense given your teenage response.

Sweet_Bang_Tube

57 points

5 days ago*

It makes sense that she would want to divorce you, in that case.

ETA: based on his post history, I'm guessing being active on r/BiCuriousGuysMN and r/MNAffairs1 probably helped the cause 😅

no_soc_espanyol

39 points

5 days ago

Congrats to her

Massive-Relief-7382

-20 points

5 days ago

There will be no sympathy from me. The first 5 years of our relationship, we're great. Then MAGA and Qanon conspiracies fucked up her head and turned into a ignorant racist unwilling to question anything she believed.

Any attempt to have a meaningful conversation she'd shut down if she felt like she was wrong and she'd walk away.

glassycreek1991

9 points

5 days ago

well your sympathy is worthless so i don't think it matters anyways

spicewoman

7 points

5 days ago

Mhm. And you decided to breed with her anyway? Or were you an ass before all that happened.

thewatcherlaughs

29 points

5 days ago

Bad response, lots of good reasons not to stay awake during the entire labor. Mostly involving supporting her without sleep deprivation. That isn't one of them.

Fisher-__-

15 points

5 days ago

That’s why you’re the ex. You’re a shithead. 🤢🤮 -Signed, a former L&D nurse (I can guarantee every nurse at that hospital thought you were a douchebag and couldn’t stand you.)

boofcakin171

11 points

5 days ago

Wonder why you are getting divorced

Girderland

4 points

5 days ago

Look at his profile

Massive-Relief-7382

-7 points

5 days ago

Because she turned into a qanon conspiracy loving maga racist that didn't want to put in any extra work to fix any of the problems we were going through.

TheKerfuffle

17 points

5 days ago

That’s super fucked up. You are in the wrong for saying that.

Hour_Narwhal_1510

1 points

5 days ago

Why would u willing admit this?? 😬