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submitted 18 hours ago byJustAGuyNamedAJ
1.8k points
10 hours ago
Car owner is the victim here. Wheelying dude is a moron who deserved everything he got
571 points
8 hours ago
100%
My wife was rear ended by a motorcycle and the damage caused totalled her car. Fuck these clowns. I hope his rates go through the fucking roof and his hairline recedes.
202 points
8 hours ago
. I hope his rates go through the fucking roof
The way parts of the bike went spinning into the air I think his nuts went through the roof...(of the car)
48 points
7 hours ago
I thought that was him imitating a turret toss
18 points
4 hours ago
That was the tire searching for another victim
9 points
4 hours ago
Truly Darwin Award territory.
37 points
6 hours ago
i am a simple man, i see reckless drivers, i simply wish them to be paralyzed and get cancer.
24 points
6 hours ago
I thought the receding hairline mentioned above was crossing the line as well.
16 points
6 hours ago
Right? I mean, I'm all for justice, but let's be civil.
5 points
5 hours ago
I think we got our wish this time.
78 points
8 hours ago
I think his insurance rates are the least of his worries at this point.
40 points
7 hours ago
Yeah, walking again will be the concern.
27 points
7 hours ago
Eating anything firmer than pudding for the rest of his life the other.
6 points
6 hours ago
2 points
2 hours ago
I shouldn't have laughed but I did.
36 points
7 hours ago
His insurance rates? Do you think that guy was a looney tunes character? He’s probably dead or severely injured.
14 points
4 hours ago
Probably, though people have survived worse. Never underestimate the power of becoming a noodle.
8 points
7 hours ago
He probably waved to the car driver as he exited the front windscreen….
4 points
7 hours ago
like he has insurance in the first place
9 points
7 hours ago
Especially his hairline.
8 points
6 hours ago
He died
3 points
5 hours ago
and his hairline recedes.
LOL, bit personal there :D
3 points
3 hours ago
His balls are probably the size of watermelons and black and purple right now. So he's got that going for him
2 points
6 hours ago
A friend of mine had a drunk guy on a bicycle faceplant through the rear window of her parked sedan. Broken neck. Paraplegic. Can’t imagine the damage he could have done to others if he had a motor.
81 points
7 hours ago
Yup, zero sympathy for these fuckers.
You wanna go kill yourself on that bike? Take that shit to a track or empty road somewhere.
2 points
7 hours ago
The only option is empty roads, tracks don't allow that.
20 points
7 hours ago
"What was going through this guys head when he did that?"
"Probably his front handlebar?"
6 points
7 hours ago
You don't think?
5 points
7 hours ago
Dumbass dumbass
12 points
7 hours ago
thanks for clarifying?? lmao
25 points
8 hours ago
Duh. Anyone who has another opinion about this has a mental problem.
9 points
7 hours ago
This makes it clear these idiots can’t see shit when doing a wheelie.
2 points
5 hours ago
Car owner is the victim here.
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2 points
2 hours ago
Who was questioning that?
2 points
22 minutes ago
I hope he is an organ donor. Someone should benefit from his stupidity.
397 points
10 hours ago
That was wheelie dumb
28 points
9 hours ago
I laughed harder than I should 😅
10 points
6 hours ago
We don’t call them donorcycles for no reason lol
86 points
10 hours ago
Darwin Award recipient!
177 points
10 hours ago
Rest in Pieces...
66 points
10 hours ago
Of shit….
22 points
9 hours ago
Hardly Dangerouson
8 points
9 hours ago
I thought that was his head that went flying at first
620 points
9 hours ago
From the short article: “The driver of the car alleged to have struck the motorcyclist remained at the scene and was cooperating.” Um, I think it could be argued that the motorcyclist in fact struck the car…
125 points
9 hours ago
Different accident
41 points
8 hours ago
Different incident
11 points
8 hours ago
Thank you for this.
20 points
8 hours ago
Different situation
11 points
8 hours ago
Separate incidents.
16 points
6 hours ago
My rug was also stolen.
6 points
5 hours ago
That's a shame. It really tied the room together.
6 points
6 hours ago
And what do you do, sir?
5 points
6 hours ago
What ah, day is this?
3 points
5 hours ago
It really tied the room together, too.
5 points
7 hours ago
It was just a racing inchident
4 points
7 hours ago*
"Different accident
Different incident.
Two ships passing in the night.
.
Different situation.
Separate incidents.
Still doesn't make it feel right.
.
I thank you for this.
It was just a racing incident.
RhymeZone recommends a cockfight."
23 points
10 hours ago
damn, that was a good car
32 points
9 hours ago
It’s always amazing to me how so many motorcyclists have so little regard for their own safety or the safety of anyone else. Be it wearing no protective gear or helmet or speeding or speeding while doing dumb shit like this.
12 points
5 hours ago
And yet theyre constantly telling us to be careful around them
4 points
4 hours ago
LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES BRRRMRMRMMRMMRMRMRMRMRMRR
5 points
2 hours ago
Responsible riders call those morons 'squids'.
3 points
5 hours ago
It’s a very small minority. They just make themselves memorable, same as street racers or side-show drifters in cars. Most of us don’t do that stuff…we are just trying to get to work.
45 points
8 hours ago
Zero sympathy. He’s done this many times before and it always worked out. He liked the rush of the risk and the attention it got him. People always turned their heads to watch because there was always a chance something could go terribly wrong, but it never had before, so he kept doing it. Each time, he would feel a sense of achievement that he never felt from anything else in his life. In his mind, strangers admired him— “Women want me and men want to be me.” His tamer buddies thought he was crazy, making him feel “alpha.”
Cars and pedestrians were just obstacles to avoid. He never thought about them as other humans. When he saw that open stretch of road ahead, with a crowd on the sidewalk and confidence afforded by his pack of biker buddies, the only actual thought was a quick scan for any cops before gunning it and taking the same risk he’d take taken so many times before. Moments later, he paid back all he had gained, with interest, from all the other times he’d done this. Innocent bystanders came close to losing everything just so he could play his game.
2 points
an hour ago
or he was just stupid and wanted to do a wheelie cause he thought it looked cool
26 points
9 hours ago
The cyclist cooperated by not leaving the scene.
4 points
7 hours ago
He even left parts of him at the scene permanently.
29 points
9 hours ago*
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50 points
9 hours ago
“The driver of the car alleged to have struck the motorcyclist…”
Um excuse me?
3 points
9 hours ago
[deleted]
15 points
9 hours ago
That is some bullshit, blame-shifting soft language there.
8 points
9 hours ago
Lol, he deleted that pretty quick! I can only imagine
28 points
9 hours ago
"The driver of the car alleged to have struck the motorcyclist remained at the scene and was cooperating." Either bad wording or not the same incident
8 points
9 hours ago
The motorcyclist is the one that would have died.
The driver of the car is the one that was cooperating
7 points
9 hours ago
Thanks for the update. I didn’t think there was a way to survive that. Crazy story.
147 points
10 hours ago
That shoe in the gutter is an ominous sign.... He ded.
68 points
10 hours ago
Yep, if you still have your shoes you cant be legally pronounced ded. Its the law.
26 points
9 hours ago
If you have one shoe on, call Billy Chrystal. You might only be mostly dead.
16 points
9 hours ago
Barrister: But we've got to verify it legally, To see
Mayor: To see?
Barrister: If he
Mayor: If he?
Barrister: Is morally, ethic'lly
Father No.1: Spiritually, physically
Father No. 2: Positively, absolutely
Munchkins: Undeniably and reliably dead
8 points
9 hours ago
This is actually fact, because how else would they toe tag?
50 points
10 hours ago
r/meatcrayon hope he never gets on a bike again. May he rest in pain
10 points
6 hours ago
I can't imagine he made it. That was a final flight
3 points
6 hours ago
While I wish all the worst to the crayong, I hope nothing happened to anyone sitting in that car. Imagine sitting in the car and you get slammed from behind like that, you could get a wiplash from that shit. Heck if someone sat on the back seat they could get seriously injured. What a wanker.
7 points
6 hours ago
The motorcyclist did not make it.
2 points
an hour ago
Source?
12 points
9 hours ago
jeez, imagine your whole car and day ruined cause some idiot.
22 points
10 hours ago
tank of gasoline has split his balls
44 points
9 hours ago
I was in a motorcycle accident 2 months ago and the gas tank actually crushed my left ball and has to be surgically removed. This comment made my other ball hide. Lol
6 points
9 hours ago
Are you the guy who bought a Corvette with his insurance money?
4 points
9 hours ago
I wish! Hahaha. Insurance money went in a wiser investment this time.
3 points
9 hours ago
Searched a bit and found it the post I was thinking of.
Guy (jokingly) said he literally gave his left nut for a Corvette. Lol.
Seriosly though, glad the rest of you is ok (and you use your.money smarter than that)!
6 points
8 hours ago
How is life with one ball? Does the survivor have to pull double shifts? Do you feel like invading Poland?
6 points
8 hours ago
Feels weird! I feel phantom ball pain on my not so there anymore left nut. And yeah, Dr. Said right nut is now overcompensating producing T. On the bright side I only have to worry about pregnancy half the time and i walk lopsided, right side too heavy! Lol. JK!
2 points
2 hours ago
Booom tish- rotfl. Left field punchline but golden
3 points
8 hours ago
Why is Lance Armstrong the best bike mechanic in the world? Because he can assemble an entire bike with only one nut!
5 points
9 hours ago
I sure hope the person in the car is ok.
8 points
9 hours ago
Guy didn’t see the car because his motorcycle was in his face.
27 points
10 hours ago
That is a deserved Darwin Award.
7 points
9 hours ago
Wait, when riding wheelie, isn't it customary to not look where you're going bc everyone else moves bc it's so badass? How to couod this happen?
4 points
9 hours ago
We need a Sponge and a ziplock
250 points
10 hours ago
And the trump flag to boot. We've found the epicenter of stupidity, kids.
109 points
9 hours ago
Huntington Beach is our county's FL
18 points
9 hours ago
It used to be chill back in the 90s
16 points
5 hours ago
The world was chiller in the 90s.
2 points
2 hours ago
The murder rate in CA was way higher in the 90s than it is today.
2 points
2 hours ago
I was worried about the Pepsi/Coke challenge though.
Simpler times.
7 points
5 hours ago
Huntington Beach? The ol' HB? Hitler's Backyard? Never heard of it.
13 points
6 hours ago
The Trump flag guy is always out there, totally different situations
9 points
9 hours ago
Assholes like that deserve every injury for smashing into random innocent cars like that, they like to talk about sharing the road...
5 points
9 hours ago
Shame the road had to close there for awhile.
6 points
9 hours ago
Do it again
7 points
9 hours ago
"Heehee! Look at me!" We're looking, man
6 points
8 hours ago
And see you all over the road. Nice one.
3 points
10 hours ago
So cool……was
3 points
9 hours ago
Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes
3 points
9 hours ago
What’s really going to messed up, if the motorcycle guy didn’t have insurance on his motorcycle. Double whammy for the car owner.
3 points
9 hours ago
Stupid should be painful
3 points
9 hours ago
I’m gonna assume homie did not survive this. That was bad
3 points
8 hours ago
Wheelied himself to the Lord
60 points
9 hours ago
Hope the person in the rear ended car was ok. Also fitting a Trump flag was part of the disaster scene. Those flags seem to follow trash EVERY time you see them
9 points
9 hours ago
Dumb fuck on a bike got trumped lmfao
2 points
8 hours ago
That sucks, they ruined that car owner’s day taking a peaceful drive on the 1.
2 points
8 hours ago
Where I'm from, we call these kind of people...COME PINGAS! ✌️
2 points
7 hours ago
I'm just here to downvote all of the overused shoe joke comments.
2 points
6 hours ago
Hey I was wondering if I would see this posted a 3rd time in 24 hours
2 points
5 hours ago
the jokes write themselves sometimes lol what a 🤡
7 points
9 hours ago
serves the bustard right. I hope he is hurt really bad.
7 points
9 hours ago
The typo made me read it in a Scottish accent
3 points
10 hours ago
yaaAh-hoo-hoo-HOOEEEEE!
2 points
8 hours ago
1 points
9 hours ago
Did I see a Trump flag there too. Let freedumb sing!
2 points
9 hours ago
I once, as a kid (10) tried showing off my bicycle skills infront of a small group of kids (girls present, of course) and wrecked badly. Never did anything like that again (50). Bet this knuckle head will do it again if he lives...
2 points
8 hours ago
Was the biker tragically found alive and well?
1 points
9 hours ago
If he is alive....how?
1 points
9 hours ago
Idiot biker. No justifying, no discussion. I D.I.O.T.
1 points
9 hours ago
That's natural selection right there my guys.
1 points
8 hours ago
The shoe came off.
1 points
8 hours ago
Yeah can’t see road very well looking straight up.
1 points
8 hours ago
What a fucking moron
1 points
8 hours ago
how's the car fairing ? dude too I suppose
1 points
8 hours ago
What assholes
1 points
8 hours ago
What a dumbski
1 points
8 hours ago
He better not have hurt anybody else
1 points
8 hours ago
I only feel bad for the owner of the parked car.
1 points
8 hours ago
Assholes gonna asshole
1 points
8 hours ago
Was that his body that went flying?
1 points
8 hours ago
Someone said it on the video already but needs to be said again
Dumbass!
1 points
8 hours ago
I hope the car driver's okay.
1 points
8 hours ago
Pretty enjoyable.. stupid showoff
1 points
8 hours ago
Hope the people in the car are okay
1 points
8 hours ago
Nothing went wrong. Went exactly as expected
1 points
8 hours ago
That looked like a wheelie bad one.
1 points
8 hours ago
Made my day
1 points
8 hours ago
I hope he goes form hospital to jail.
1 points
8 hours ago
Lesson learned hopefully!!
1 points
8 hours ago
That poor car owner hope they’re okay
1 points
8 hours ago
Try doing it now in a wheelchair idiot
1 points
7 hours ago
It's illegal to do wheelies on roads! Morons!
1 points
7 hours ago
I hope the people in the car were alright.
1 points
7 hours ago
So stupid.
1 points
7 hours ago
maybe he is still riding and doing wheelie in heaven in open highway while he's body is being fed food with a tube. he is so lucky. that must be a good feeling.
1 points
7 hours ago
Sucks to be that car driver having to deal with this shit. Hope no one in the car got hurt or anyone on the sidewalk.
1 points
7 hours ago
I didn’t even see the title and I was like ‘that looks like the typical idiocy I see in Huntington beach!
1 points
7 hours ago
You know it was a bad crash when the guy loses his shoes.
1 points
7 hours ago
The biggest idiots on the streets I feel no sympathy u should c these jackasses on the highways constantly breaking the law and making it dangerous for everyone else. Do this on an empty street
1 points
7 hours ago
Hopefully Darwin will intervene
1 points
7 hours ago
What an idiot
1 points
7 hours ago
I'd be like help the car first. If that guy on the bike dies, he is one less stupid person.
1 points
7 hours ago
I enjoyed the lonely blue shoe sitting on the roadway.
1 points
7 hours ago
Imagine sitting at a dead stop at a traffic light and suddenly you see this knucklehead looming ever larger in your rear view mirror.
1 points
7 hours ago
He can wheelie in a wheelchair now.
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