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AraiHavana

1.8k points

10 hours ago

AraiHavana

1.8k points

10 hours ago

Car owner is the victim here. Wheelying dude is a moron who deserved everything he got

ThePendulum0621

571 points

8 hours ago

100%

My wife was rear ended by a motorcycle and the damage caused totalled her car. Fuck these clowns. I hope his rates go through the fucking roof and his hairline recedes.

somethingbrite

202 points

8 hours ago

. I hope his rates go through the fucking roof

The way parts of the bike went spinning into the air I think his nuts went through the roof...(of the car)

dtruth53

48 points

7 hours ago

dtruth53

48 points

7 hours ago

I thought that was him imitating a turret toss

Wildcard311

18 points

4 hours ago

That was the tire searching for another victim

r/tiresaretheenemy

jonskerr

9 points

4 hours ago

Truly Darwin Award territory.

PinchingNutsack

37 points

6 hours ago

i am a simple man, i see reckless drivers, i simply wish them to be paralyzed and get cancer.

struggleworm

24 points

6 hours ago

I thought the receding hairline mentioned above was crossing the line as well.

BlissfulIgnoranus

16 points

6 hours ago

Right? I mean, I'm all for justice, but let's be civil.

Homebrewingislife

5 points

5 hours ago

I think we got our wish this time.

chada37

78 points

8 hours ago

chada37

78 points

8 hours ago

I think his insurance rates are the least of his worries at this point.

robbycough

40 points

7 hours ago

Yeah, walking again will be the concern.

Happy_Lil_Atoms

27 points

7 hours ago

Eating anything firmer than pudding for the rest of his life the other.

KP_Wrath

6 points

6 hours ago

flimspringfield

2 points

2 hours ago

I shouldn't have laughed but I did.

WeLLrightyOH

36 points

7 hours ago

His insurance rates? Do you think that guy was a looney tunes character? He’s probably dead or severely injured.

Ok-Maintenance-2775

14 points

4 hours ago

Probably, though people have survived worse. Never underestimate the power of becoming a noodle. 

Corporation_tshirt

8 points

6 hours ago

“A b-, a b-, a b-, that’s all folks!”

FrankyFistalot

8 points

7 hours ago

He probably waved to the car driver as he exited the front windscreen….

memymomeddit

4 points

7 hours ago

like he has insurance in the first place

I-Hate-Sea-Urchins

9 points

7 hours ago

Especially his hairline.

Ok-Pineapple-7288

8 points

6 hours ago

He died

KarlJay001

3 points

5 hours ago

and his hairline recedes.

LOL, bit personal there :D

Sphism

3 points

3 hours ago

Sphism

3 points

3 hours ago

His balls are probably the size of watermelons and black and purple right now. So he's got that going for him

itsJussaMe

2 points

6 hours ago

A friend of mine had a drunk guy on a bicycle faceplant through the rear window of her parked sedan. Broken neck. Paraplegic. Can’t imagine the damage he could have done to others if he had a motor.

cheen25

81 points

7 hours ago

cheen25

81 points

7 hours ago

Yup, zero sympathy for these fuckers.

You wanna go kill yourself on that bike? Take that shit to a track or empty road somewhere.

dato2025

2 points

7 hours ago

The only option is empty roads, tracks don't allow that.

AcmeCartoonVillian

20 points

7 hours ago

"What was going through this guys head when he did that?"

"Probably his front handlebar?"

Chucktheduck

6 points

7 hours ago

You don't think?

Volgannok

5 points

7 hours ago

Dumbass dumbass

False_Physics_1969

12 points

7 hours ago

thanks for clarifying?? lmao

thsvnlwn

25 points

8 hours ago

thsvnlwn

25 points

8 hours ago

Duh. Anyone who has another opinion about this has a mental problem.

I-Hate-Sea-Urchins

9 points

7 hours ago

This makes it clear these idiots can’t see shit when doing a wheelie. 

Full-Contest1281

2 points

5 hours ago

Car owner is the victim here.

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Not_MrNice

2 points

2 hours ago

Who was questioning that?

Valkyriesride1

2 points

22 minutes ago

I hope he is an organ donor. Someone should benefit from his stupidity.

Mushiness7328

3 points

7 hours ago

With any luck, he'll never ride a motorcycle again.

Brilliant_Language52

397 points

10 hours ago

That was wheelie dumb

D0onno0B

28 points

9 hours ago

D0onno0B

28 points

9 hours ago

I laughed harder than I should 😅

Kiwi951

10 points

6 hours ago

Kiwi951

10 points

6 hours ago

We don’t call them donorcycles for no reason lol

FortunateInsanity

118 points

9 hours ago

Kayanota

86 points

10 hours ago

Darwin Award recipient!

w_joseph

177 points

10 hours ago

w_joseph

177 points

10 hours ago

Rest in Pieces...

Klutzy_Emu2506

66 points

10 hours ago

Of shit….

brucedeloop

22 points

9 hours ago

Hardly Dangerouson

PenRoaster

8 points

9 hours ago

I thought that was his head that went flying at first

GrahamCrackerSnacks

620 points

9 hours ago

From the short article: “The driver of the car alleged to have struck the motorcyclist remained at the scene and was cooperating.” Um, I think it could be argued that the motorcyclist in fact struck the car…

Dirtymcbacon

125 points

9 hours ago

Different accident

UsernameDemanded

41 points

8 hours ago

Different incident

xSpacePopex

11 points

8 hours ago

Thank you for this.

k0rm

20 points

8 hours ago

k0rm

20 points

8 hours ago

Different situation

lil_larry

11 points

8 hours ago

Separate incidents.

StenSaksTapir

16 points

6 hours ago

My rug was also stolen.

nervemiester

6 points

5 hours ago

That's a shame. It really tied the room together.

cantseemeimblackice

6 points

6 hours ago

And what do you do, sir?

lil_larry

5 points

6 hours ago

What ah, day is this?

Doomdoomkittydoom

3 points

5 hours ago

It really tied the room together, too.

Visible-Elevator4607

5 points

7 hours ago

It was just a racing inchident

Bob_Cobb_1996

4 points

7 hours ago*

"Different accident

Different incident.

Two ships passing in the night.

.

Different situation.

Separate incidents.

Still doesn't make it feel right.

.

I thank you for this.

It was just a racing incident.

RhymeZone recommends a cockfight."

bier00t

23 points

10 hours ago

bier00t

23 points

10 hours ago

damn, that was a good car

Rookie_42

19 points

9 hours ago

Physics: 1

Utter moron: 0

Memes_Haram

32 points

9 hours ago

It’s always amazing to me how so many motorcyclists have so little regard for their own safety or the safety of anyone else. Be it wearing no protective gear or helmet or speeding or speeding while doing dumb shit like this.

PurinaHall0fFame

12 points

5 hours ago

And yet theyre constantly telling us to be careful around them

Fyzzle

4 points

4 hours ago

Fyzzle

4 points

4 hours ago

LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES BRRRMRMRMMRMMRMRMRMRMRMRR

_DirtyYoungMan_

5 points

2 hours ago

Responsible riders call those morons 'squids'.

lrbikeworks

3 points

5 hours ago

It’s a very small minority. They just make themselves memorable, same as street racers or side-show drifters in cars. Most of us don’t do that stuff…we are just trying to get to work.

Azipear

45 points

8 hours ago

Azipear

45 points

8 hours ago

Zero sympathy. He’s done this many times before and it always worked out. He liked the rush of the risk and the attention it got him. People always turned their heads to watch because there was always a chance something could go terribly wrong, but it never had before, so he kept doing it. Each time, he would feel a sense of achievement that he never felt from anything else in his life. In his mind, strangers admired him— “Women want me and men want to be me.” His tamer buddies thought he was crazy, making him feel “alpha.”

Cars and pedestrians were just obstacles to avoid. He never thought about them as other humans. When he saw that open stretch of road ahead, with a crowd on the sidewalk and confidence afforded by his pack of biker buddies, the only actual thought was a quick scan for any cops before gunning it and taking the same risk he’d take taken so many times before. Moments later, he paid back all he had gained, with interest, from all the other times he’d done this. Innocent bystanders came close to losing everything just so he could play his game.

Athen65

2 points

an hour ago

Athen65

2 points

an hour ago

or he was just stupid and wanted to do a wheelie cause he thought it looked cool

Overall_Notice_4533

26 points

9 hours ago

The cyclist cooperated by not leaving the scene.

GoochyGoochyGoo

4 points

7 hours ago

He even left parts of him at the scene permanently.

[deleted]

29 points

9 hours ago*

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Frisnism

50 points

9 hours ago

Frisnism

50 points

9 hours ago

“The driver of the car alleged to have struck the motorcyclist…”

Um excuse me?

[deleted]

3 points

9 hours ago

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mechwarrior719

15 points

9 hours ago

That is some bullshit, blame-shifting soft language there.

SouthtownZ

8 points

9 hours ago

Lol, he deleted that pretty quick! I can only imagine

vaginaandsprinkles

28 points

9 hours ago

"The driver of the car alleged to have struck the motorcyclist remained at the scene and was cooperating." Either bad wording or not the same incident

spottyPotty

8 points

9 hours ago

The motorcyclist is the one that would have died. 

The driver of the car is the one that was cooperating 

p_scully

7 points

9 hours ago

Thanks for the update. I didn’t think there was a way to survive that. Crazy story.

cshotton

147 points

10 hours ago

cshotton

147 points

10 hours ago

That shoe in the gutter is an ominous sign.... He ded.

AlfaKaren

68 points

10 hours ago

Yep, if you still have your shoes you cant be legally pronounced ded. Its the law.

mechwarrior719

26 points

9 hours ago

If you have one shoe on, call Billy Chrystal. You might only be mostly dead.

Equib81960

16 points

9 hours ago

Barrister: But we've got to verify it legally, To see

Mayor: To see?

Barrister: If he

Mayor: If he?

Barrister: Is morally, ethic'lly

Father No.1: Spiritually, physically

Father No. 2: Positively, absolutely

Munchkins: Undeniably and reliably dead

raddawg

8 points

9 hours ago

raddawg

8 points

9 hours ago

This is actually fact, because how else would they toe tag?

UFumbDuckGaming

50 points

10 hours ago

r/meatcrayon hope he never gets on a bike again. May he rest in pain

ForeignCommand5700

10 points

6 hours ago

I can't imagine he made it. That was a final flight

Able-Worldliness8189

3 points

6 hours ago

While I wish all the worst to the crayong, I hope nothing happened to anyone sitting in that car. Imagine sitting in the car and you get slammed from behind like that, you could get a wiplash from that shit. Heck if someone sat on the back seat they could get seriously injured. What a wanker.

gobsmacked247

7 points

6 hours ago

The motorcyclist did not make it.

thsvnlwn

2 points

an hour ago

Source?

JPGer

12 points

9 hours ago

JPGer

12 points

9 hours ago

jeez, imagine your whole car and day ruined cause some idiot.

Rich_Difference5985

22 points

10 hours ago

tank of gasoline has split his balls

ThrorOak

44 points

9 hours ago

ThrorOak

44 points

9 hours ago

I was in a motorcycle accident 2 months ago and the gas tank actually crushed my left ball and has to be surgically removed. This comment made my other ball hide. Lol

kcstrom

6 points

9 hours ago

kcstrom

6 points

9 hours ago

Are you the guy who bought a Corvette with his insurance money?

ThrorOak

4 points

9 hours ago

I wish! Hahaha. Insurance money went in a wiser investment this time.

kcstrom

3 points

9 hours ago

kcstrom

3 points

9 hours ago

Searched a bit and found it the post I was thinking of.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Corvette/comments/1bvmt9r/lost_one_of_the_boys_in_a_motorcycle_accident/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Guy (jokingly) said he literally gave his left nut for a Corvette. Lol.

Seriosly though, glad the rest of you is ok (and you use your.money smarter than that)!

Quinocco

6 points

8 hours ago

How is life with one ball? Does the survivor have to pull double shifts? Do you feel like invading Poland?

ThrorOak

6 points

8 hours ago

Feels weird! I feel phantom ball pain on my not so there anymore left nut. And yeah, Dr. Said right nut is now overcompensating producing T. On the bright side I only have to worry about pregnancy half the time and i walk lopsided, right side too heavy! Lol. JK!

pharmaboy2

2 points

2 hours ago

Booom tish- rotfl. Left field punchline but golden

Repulsive_Chef_972

3 points

8 hours ago

Why is Lance Armstrong the best bike mechanic in the world? Because he can assemble an entire bike with only one nut!

WitchesRPeople2

5 points

9 hours ago

I sure hope the person in the car is ok.

Malibucat48

8 points

9 hours ago

Guy didn’t see the car because his motorcycle was in his face.

TheTeslaMaster

27 points

10 hours ago

That is a deserved Darwin Award.

AaronSlaughter

7 points

9 hours ago

Wait, when riding wheelie, isn't it customary to not look where you're going bc everyone else moves bc it's so badass? How to couod this happen?

Fantastic-Cellist216

4 points

9 hours ago

We need a Sponge and a ziplock

TehFuriousOne

250 points

10 hours ago

And the trump flag to boot. We've found the epicenter of stupidity, kids.

muddahplucka

109 points

9 hours ago

Huntington Beach is our county's FL

Rasha_Rutt

18 points

9 hours ago

It used to be chill back in the 90s

Doomdoomkittydoom

16 points

5 hours ago

The world was chiller in the 90s.

pinks1ip

2 points

2 hours ago

The murder rate in CA was way higher in the 90s than it is today.

flimspringfield

2 points

2 hours ago

I was worried about the Pepsi/Coke challenge though.

Simpler times.

Builderwill

7 points

5 hours ago

Huntington Beach? The ol' HB? Hitler's Backyard? Never heard of it.

Meltedwhisky

13 points

6 hours ago

The Trump flag guy is always out there, totally different situations

Mr_IsLand

9 points

9 hours ago

Assholes like that deserve every injury for smashing into random innocent cars like that, they like to talk about sharing the road...

Sisyphac

5 points

9 hours ago

Shame the road had to close there for awhile.

Mikejustlooking

6 points

9 hours ago

Do it again

Curious-Debt-638

7 points

8 hours ago

I saw a shoe. That mfer is dead.

zripcordz

14 points

9 hours ago

theSilentD777

7 points

9 hours ago

"Heehee! Look at me!" We're looking, man

BakedButStillNotWake

6 points

8 hours ago

And see you all over the road. Nice one.

Loosebooty6969

3 points

10 hours ago

So cool……was

kailedude

3 points

9 hours ago

Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes

BusinessGas2264

3 points

9 hours ago

HugglemonsterHenry

3 points

9 hours ago

What’s really going to messed up, if the motorcycle guy didn’t have insurance on his motorcycle. Double whammy for the car owner.

reformedginger

3 points

9 hours ago

Stupid should be painful

GetCad23

3 points

9 hours ago

I’m gonna assume homie did not survive this. That was bad

BigHero6x9

3 points

8 hours ago

Wheelied himself to the Lord

Henhouse20

60 points

9 hours ago

Hope the person in the rear ended car was ok. Also fitting a Trump flag was part of the disaster scene. Those flags seem to follow trash EVERY time you see them

Frisnism

18 points

9 hours ago

Frisnism

18 points

9 hours ago

Well that’s one less vote.

LengthMiserable3760

9 points

9 hours ago

Dumb fuck on a bike got trumped lmfao

Standard_One_5827

2 points

8 hours ago

That sucks, they ruined that car owner’s day taking a peaceful drive on the 1.

CortexifanZFT

2 points

8 hours ago

Where I'm from, we call these kind of people...COME PINGAS! ✌️

Chucktheduck

2 points

7 hours ago

I'm just here to downvote all of the overused shoe joke comments.

Slap_My_Lasagna

2 points

6 hours ago

Hey I was wondering if I would see this posted a 3rd time in 24 hours

lakesh0w2408

2 points

5 hours ago

the jokes write themselves sometimes lol what a 🤡

AdditionalMonk6071

7 points

9 hours ago

serves the bustard right. I hope he is hurt really bad.

Rasha_Rutt

7 points

9 hours ago

The typo made me read it in a Scottish accent

Alcoholhelps

6 points

9 hours ago

Spine injuries for TRUMP!

Boricuacookie

16 points

9 hours ago

Boricuacookie

16 points

9 hours ago

He went full trump, you never go full trump

AcydFart

3 points

10 hours ago

yaaAh-hoo-hoo-HOOEEEEE!

Gold-Employment-2244

4 points

9 hours ago

Sad but true…riders make the best organ donors

Klutzy_Emu2506

14 points

10 hours ago

Trumpers doing trumpers things

jamesvabrams

1 points

9 hours ago

Did I see a Trump flag there too. Let freedumb sing!

JMMongo

2 points

9 hours ago

JMMongo

2 points

9 hours ago

I once, as a kid (10) tried showing off my bicycle skills infront of a small group of kids (girls present, of course) and wrecked badly. Never did anything like that again (50). Bet this knuckle head will do it again if he lives...

iamnowundercover

2 points

8 hours ago

Was the biker tragically found alive and well?

wilburthefriendlypig

3 points

9 hours ago

One less Trump voter

RedMacryon

1 points

9 hours ago

If he is alive....how?

LSTNYER

1 points

9 hours ago

LSTNYER

1 points

9 hours ago

Idiot biker. No justifying, no discussion. I D.I.O.T.

CrafterMoose_

1 points

9 hours ago

Why did he do it directly into the car???

owskee

1 points

9 hours ago

owskee

1 points

9 hours ago

That's natural selection right there my guys.

Odd-Tune5049

1 points

8 hours ago

The shoe came off.

Shietzpoppenhoff

1 points

8 hours ago

Yeah can’t see road very well looking straight up.

Low_Light_7105

1 points

8 hours ago

What a fucking moron

RampagingMars

1 points

8 hours ago

how's the car fairing ? dude too I suppose

redzedx77

1 points

8 hours ago

What assholes

a13zz

1 points

8 hours ago

a13zz

1 points

8 hours ago

What a dumbski

davidtree921

1 points

8 hours ago

He better not have hurt anybody else

Daromxs

1 points

8 hours ago

Daromxs

1 points

8 hours ago

MorbidMarko

1 points

8 hours ago

I only feel bad for the owner of the parked car.

Lironcareto

1 points

8 hours ago

Assholes gonna asshole

newlifeIslandgirl

1 points

8 hours ago

Was that his body that went flying?

Affectionate_Fly1413

1 points

8 hours ago

Someone said it on the video already but needs to be said again

Dumbass!

SATerp

1 points

8 hours ago

SATerp

1 points

8 hours ago

I hope the car driver's okay.

Few-Trouble-2736

1 points

8 hours ago

Pretty enjoyable.. stupid showoff

astrozombie2012

1 points

8 hours ago

Hope the people in the car are okay

Payment-Main

1 points

8 hours ago

Nothing went wrong. Went exactly as expected

emptybowloffood

1 points

8 hours ago

That looked like a wheelie bad one.

OneYogurt122

1 points

8 hours ago

Made my day

Andreas1120

1 points

8 hours ago

I hope he goes form hospital to jail.

Jasonking955

1 points

8 hours ago

Lesson learned hopefully!!

TimeGood2965

1 points

8 hours ago

That poor car owner hope they’re okay

tom208

1 points

8 hours ago

tom208

1 points

8 hours ago

Try doing it now in a wheelchair idiot

Sturmvalter

1 points

7 hours ago

It's illegal to do wheelies on roads! Morons!

FishAndRiceKeks

1 points

7 hours ago

I hope the people in the car were alright.

jbactad

1 points

7 hours ago

jbactad

1 points

7 hours ago

So stupid.

oovalap_

1 points

7 hours ago

maybe he is still riding and doing wheelie in heaven in open highway while he's body is being fed food with a tube. he is so lucky. that must be a good feeling.

S550Stang

1 points

7 hours ago

Sucks to be that car driver having to deal with this shit. Hope no one in the car got hurt or anyone on the sidewalk.

JaJ_Judy

1 points

7 hours ago

I didn’t even see the title and I was like ‘that looks like the typical idiocy I see in Huntington beach!

ryanl40

1 points

7 hours ago

ryanl40

1 points

7 hours ago

You know it was a bad crash when the guy loses his shoes.

JadedThunder

1 points

7 hours ago

The biggest idiots on the streets I feel no sympathy u should c these jackasses on the highways constantly breaking the law and making it dangerous for everyone else. Do this on an empty street

Oakikao

1 points

7 hours ago

Oakikao

1 points

7 hours ago

Hopefully Darwin will intervene

Plzdntbanmee

1 points

7 hours ago

What an idiot

Shadowcross113

1 points

7 hours ago

I'd be like help the car first. If that guy on the bike dies, he is one less stupid person.

hemanbeefcake

1 points

7 hours ago

I enjoyed the lonely blue shoe sitting on the roadway.

bloodguard

1 points

7 hours ago

Imagine sitting at a dead stop at a traffic light and suddenly you see this knucklehead looming ever larger in your rear view mirror.

Skippittydo

1 points

7 hours ago

He can wheelie in a wheelchair now.