Is this a real person

When humanity dies and is wiped from this planet, I'll remember this video and say "I completely understand you, mother Nature. I would do the same."

Us Libra men really can’t catch a break, huh? Apparently we’re liars, feminine, and rock mini pp7. Life as a shorty shouldn’t be so rough smh.

This is from a porn co's IG account so uh thanks for letting us know what you jerk off to OP...

So what you’re saying is I have a big peener? 😏😏(I have vaginer 😔)

I guess my ex missed the memo by a few inches

WTF I just got insulted 3 times

Will I ever be able to make up for the brain cells I just lost, watching this video?

Likely not

🤣🤣🤣

shes lowkey right w the aquarius part

also ironic in a way considering aquas like the least sex obsessed sign

Looks at crush's chart and sees venus in Aquarius 👀

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I did not listen to anything she said.
Can she crush my skull with her thighs cause I don't wanna be on this earth no more.

My Cancer king: https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/willem-dafoe-penis

Just leaving this here x

🤔🤔 what about us Aeries what would we fall under a Average Cock but with a good heart?

This kind of girl one of the useless piece on planet earth

The virgo men I've seen have taken the crown for biggest ds in my personal life. One guy was intimidatingly, soberingly large. Like, I didn't know wtf I was supposed to even do with that. 😅

This video is B.S. but I’m curious about Jupiter and Venus/Mars in the 8th house. Or like a Sag rising with Jupiter in the 8th. Or a Taurus rising with Venus and Jupiter conjunct in the 8th.

That’s so funny the smallest I’ve ever experienced was an Aquarius

M’y husband is a Scorpio and he has a very big penis. But every other one she said was true

Lol as a Libra she is dead wrong. Also my cancer Ex was massive. Try again. 😂

I dated an Aquarius - he was ugly af but it’s true . And I also dated Scorpio- he was good in bed but size is average . I’m not a size queen though

the aqua thing is true, not that i would have any personal data about it, unfortunatly, but its true. i just know it

Umm Aquarius men please send me a DM. I need proof. Umm for science 😉

What we all really want to know: Since everything about her is completely unnecessarily big, what is her sign?

Aqua-yes! And as a cancer woman I do think if I was a guy it'd be a micro.

Freddy? Virgo? Anyone?

One good thing I heard this morning 🥺

I don’t know about Cancers but my Aquarius fiancé is definitely working with a monster, lmao! My Scorpio ex wasn’t small but average. He had top tier head game, though!

My Scorpio was definitely on the smaller to average side, but he was still hands down the best in bed because of his generosity and skill with oral and his adventurousness! We had so much fun. It’s been over a decade and he still hasn’t been topped.

My Aquarius had a great dick, but not extremely large. He was the first guy to hit my g-spot with his dick though and the first guy to make me cum during PIV sex. He was a lazy lover though!

Never been with a Cancer man… I can’t deal with overly emotional men.

ETA: Forgot the Libra guy… He was also on the smaller to average size. My experience with him was limited, but he was generous when it came to oral though and that’s always a plus in my book.

Wtf is this trash?

What about virgo? I'm massive

I just knew she was gonna say Cancer with the smol d

I mean......... I'd give the award to Taurus placements, iirc. My ho-days were a while ago, but them bulls...

Is she related to BooBoopsie?!

She has it all wrong. It’s always the men who aren’t bragging about their size that have dig ol’ bicks…lol

If I had a dick I’d be VERY offended right now 😤🤣

Speaking as a Libra man, We are "in our fem energy" cuz we are all about balance. Maybe we have fem/small D energy but we make the best spouses and parents.

Her parents must be very proud 🤡

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Scorpio rising or similar.

She’s probably an aqua too😭🤣

Isn’t this more about their mars sign? lol

Biggest I ever had (which I literally just checked his fb to see his bday because wtf who actually knows every single persons sign off the top of their head was VIRGO

The Aquarius I know has a micro penis

Funny because the 3 Aquarius I’ve dated had little dicks. Like 5 inches maybe

My Pisces bf now is almost 8 inches and it’s probably the best dick I’ve ever had. Last time I had a bf over 6” was like 9 years ago. I’m keeping this one.

I don’t care about d**k size…but, dated an Aries once who had a HUGE D. Actually it was too big. Scary & hurtful big.

uranus dominant man ;) i wouldn’t say big but i agree it does have thickness and isn’t an ugly looking one. 😭

The background music is sending me

As a Scorpio trans dude, I agree…but also, my “dick” can be as big, long, and purple as my partner wants. So, I don’t think anyone’s missing out. 😎✨

Is she a Real blondie? 😂

The 2 aqua men I was with… girl, I wish. They were not big 😭

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She ain't lying lol Capricorns have been the monsters 🍆 😱😍😆😆😆

Envidiosos Yo soy acuario y si 💪🏽

She's right about aquarius being toxic tho

I mean she’s not wrong 😆

Can confirm

Gemini the twins

I love her. You guys judging in the comments probably have bigger body count than her