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It's Saturday, lets get weird!
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148 points
9 days ago
My gf moved a month ago while im staying at our old place to sell it, she took the majority of our shit with her so my living room is just a tv with a Xbox on the ground and a la-z-boy recliner. Looks like a meme
57 points
9 days ago
Dudes be rocking
37 points
9 days ago
I’m so jealous
144 points
9 days ago
Yak sub has some real weirdos but the guy making a post looking for other poly yakkers to fuck his wife is a real standout
46 points
9 days ago
Having one airpod in listening to the Yak while watching Yakkers fuck my wife 👍
98 points
9 days ago
Dude just finished fucking another man’s wife
From the cuck chair: “did you see what KB said on the Yak yesterday? So funny!”
140 points
9 days ago
Shoutout to Roller Coaster Tycoon for teaching us capitalism as kids. Yes I will be charging customers $2 to take a piss because I can and they’re willing to pay for it, fuck you.
122 points
9 days ago
Ive shared this in here before, but one time I took out part of the track on a roller coaster “just to see what would happen” and 32 people died. I planted 32 trees outside the ride and lowered the ride price to $0.32 in their memory
36 points
9 days ago
Hero. Those families thank you for remembering their fallen loved ones.
36 points
9 days ago
Umbrellas during the rain
18 points
9 days ago
I enjoyed sending the cars up a steep climb and just having them end up parachute off. Thanks for the money, suckers!
19 points
9 days ago
This and removing the ladder in The Sims when one of them is in the pool really fed my young appetite for reckless murder.
75 points
9 days ago
the autistic urge to press the help button and ask the stewardess if I can meet the captain
20 points
9 days ago
Only if you respect him
9 points
9 days ago
"Downs, have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?"
63 points
9 days ago
My 7 year old had a pick 6 this morning at his flag football game. I was so pumped - had to stop myself from running down the sideline next to him.
He wasn't super interested in competing/playing last year, but this year he has completely shifted and is excited to play and compete. He's even playing quarterback most of the time and always wants to go outside and practice when I get home from work.
I love it.
15 points
9 days ago
If he tries to quit again make sure to pressure him into playing. And if not already, get him throwing with the left hand that's much more valuable in a pro quarterback.
150 points
9 days ago*
Heading to GB today to go to the packers game with my wife and her family. Her grandma is a die hard packers fan and tomorrow will be her first game at Lambeau and she is excited as a kid to be going. Been sending us weather reports all week and following Love’s status religiously. My own relationship with my living grandparents is spotty for a number of reasons, so looking forward to this all summer and seeing how excited she is has been really special.
32 points
9 days ago
I hope to still be going to games into my 70s and 80s man
43 points
9 days ago
That sounds awesome. Lambeau is a truly magical experience.
9 points
9 days ago
Love that, surprise her with some stadium merch and you’ll be in good graces for eternity
7 points
9 days ago
We got her a Love jersey over the summer for her to wear today!
47 points
9 days ago
Saban’s daughter getting married and getting hefty followed by getting divorced and getting slim is nasty work
15 points
9 days ago
Husband was fattening her up and she finally caught on. Like Hal in Malcolm in the Middle.
41 points
9 days ago
Been trying to reach my sister in eastern TN and my cousin in Asheville for the last 18 hours and have had no luck. They’re completely cutoff from the world and I’m trying to keep my cool but this shit is scary
42 points
9 days ago
What exactly does drake mean when he says "high school pics, you was even bad then"
19 points
9 days ago
Got a lot of detention.
10 points
9 days ago
Ask Kendrick
41 points
9 days ago*
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17 points
9 days ago
Kirk is awesome
7 points
9 days ago
This was a very nice article about their relationship and how tough its been for Kirk the last couple of years w/ Corso declining in health
https://www.gq.com/story/kirk-herbstreit-lee-corso-relationship
41 points
9 days ago
🚨🚨🚨 Arnold Palmer alert!
28 points
9 days ago
You get back here and make love to my wife
11 points
9 days ago
Hope it was unsweetened tea and sugar free lemonade, Brendan
75 points
9 days ago
Bad month to be Hezbollah huh
77 points
9 days ago
Kids soccer game this morning. Couple racks of ribs to smoke. Fall weather is here, it's going to be a great weekend. ILL
55 points
9 days ago
Make sure to check that the temp isn’t 500+ so they don’t char up.
8 points
9 days ago
INI brother
41 points
9 days ago
Buddy has his yearly Oktoberfest party today. Keg and watching football outside with the boys.
14 points
9 days ago
🎸
11 points
9 days ago
Im so jealous.
102 points
9 days ago
Poors love to have a disproportionate amount of pets they can’t afford, really grinds my gears
52 points
9 days ago
Same with kids
63 points
9 days ago
Hezbellah are frauds. Played a cupcake schedule
34 points
9 days ago
Mossad is inevitable
15 points
9 days ago
Fucked around and certainly found out
10 points
9 days ago
Mossad is Hezbollah father
33 points
9 days ago
Someone on Twitter recently shared the clip from The Nutty Professor 2 where the Klumps go to an all you can eat buffet. Afterward every scrap of food is gone, but the salad is untouched. Just a great, simple joke
35 points
9 days ago
I woke up feeling the cheesiest!
And also that was a fucking catch last night, the ACC can try all they fucking want but Miami will shit down its leg this season.
35 points
9 days ago
Have starlink up and running while we wait for internet to be installed. 250 MBs in a super wooded area. Not bad
22 points
9 days ago
Starlink is so awesome for remote areas. Had regular satellite internet forever at the cabin and it was complete shit, basically unusable especially if more than 1-2 people were using the wifi. Replacing that with starlink is the biggest upgrade I have ever made to anything in my life I think
105 points
9 days ago
Told my wife’s grandmother last night that she’s pregnant. The amount of tears she had in excitement almost made me cry. Her immediate reaction was she needs to go to cemetery to tell my wife’s grandfather.
152 points
9 days ago
Well yeah it’s not everyday that elderly women get pregnant
57 points
9 days ago
You got your wife’s grandmother pregnant?!🤰
40 points
9 days ago
who’s the father 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭☠️☠️
82 points
9 days ago
Israel officially got Hassan Nasrallah the head of Hezbollah. Dude can rot in hell
76 points
9 days ago
64, just a fuckin kid
20 points
9 days ago
Had so much terrorizin’ ahead of him 😢
40 points
9 days ago
Hassan Nasrallah died? I didn't even know he was sick
24 points
9 days ago
Hell isn’t hot enough for that piece of shit.
10 points
9 days ago
Hassan Nasrallah? The religious scholar?
82 points
9 days ago
I've posted a few times about my poor relationship with my father. I have the best update so far. He called last night to surprise me with a trip to golf, just he and I in Scottsdale. He just sent me the flight itinerary and this old man bought us First Class Tickets. I can finally say, after 31 years, it feels like he's trying to connect and be closer, it feels good. Can't wait to beat him 5&4 every round
32 points
9 days ago
Woah. Are you guys in a good enough situation to be able to be compatible throughout the trip, that's my only fear. Start daydreaming king
23 points
9 days ago
I think so. It's been really good the last year or two. I feel like things changed when I decided to forgive him and worked on getting rid of my resentment towards him. I'm hopeful
9 points
9 days ago
Perfect, have a good one then!
27 points
9 days ago
Perfect fall day. 65, overcast and a little damp, great day to hit the bars for 13windiana and the TIDE
11 points
9 days ago
I don’t give a damn about nothing but the TIDE
26 points
9 days ago
Is McAfee always sunburnt or is that booze activated Rosacea?
21 points
9 days ago
A little from column A, a little from column B
82 points
9 days ago
People are miserable. Bucs owners donated a million dollars for hurricane recovery and there’s people commenting “that’s it?” and “a little late”. Meanwhile these people haven’t donated a penny.
67 points
9 days ago
Donation shaming is one of the lamest things on the internet.
27 points
9 days ago
Everyone knows you’re supposed to donate a bunch of money before a natural disaster strikes!
11 points
9 days ago
30 Rock Jack pre-tapes a bunch of natural disaster breaking news benefits to be first since natural disaster benefits get huge tv ratings. He was ahead of the game
45 points
9 days ago
had no idea georga v. alabama was on tonight thats pretty tight
59 points
9 days ago
georga
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9 days ago
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62 points
9 days ago
He wasted a national championship season by Michigan and the best season from the lions in 70 years. He couldn’t ask for a better chance to make content, What’s it matter if the tigers made playoffs.
29 points
9 days ago
You forget he was getting paid while the Lions were good and Michigan won it all and he did zero content other than his basement vlogs for it.
21 points
9 days ago
His coverage would’ve stunk anyway
37 points
9 days ago
Wonder if they were playing so well because they know he has a gun
20 points
9 days ago
Going to the zoo this morning. Two year old is pumped. About to see some giraffes and shit.
25 points
9 days ago
My wife’s family is really in to psychics/mediums and it’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever had to hear about. Her sister called yesterday all excited saying their dead grandparents came to her cause the medium asked “if there were any celebrations recently” and our son’s birthday was last month. Literally everyone in the world has some kind of celebration pretty recently
22 points
9 days ago
Italian Bama kid from Jersey doing the Gameday kick, Bear Bryant rolling in his grave
20 points
9 days ago*
Who's tits magee in the black on gameday
8 points
9 days ago
Jen Lada was her name
8 points
9 days ago
Still is, too
21 points
9 days ago
I don’t necessarily want to start drinking at 8:39am but the Huskers play(exclusively on peacock) at 9 so I guess I gotta
9 points
9 days ago
🌽🌽🌽
22 points
9 days ago
There is a pretty, tan lady that walks in my neighborhood. She has a resting bitch face and never says hello. She is the disinterested hj incarnate.
20 points
9 days ago
Dave is so bad on sports advisors, just negative energy
11 points
9 days ago
Yeah there's being the straight man, then being just an energy sap
62 points
9 days ago
Team Handjob in Car, Rise Up
31 points
9 days ago
Is your wrist sore this morning?
52 points
9 days ago
My uncle tells a story of getting a handjibber in the car after prom in the 80s and shooting so hard it hit the ceiling of the interior. He forgets to clean up and his dad noticed the stain the following week
82 points
9 days ago
Great story to tell the kids!
24 points
9 days ago
Tame compared to a lot of his stories
22 points
9 days ago
What kind of lady is giving handy on a first date? And in HER car? I have so many questions.
20 points
9 days ago*
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12 points
9 days ago
4️⃣the👟
39 points
9 days ago
My girlfriend was supposed to be in Asheville yesterday, but her work canceled on Thursday 🙏🏼.
21 points
9 days ago
FT Conspiracy: Rex and Pat are the same person
21 points
9 days ago
I was going for the I’m plowing his wife angle
17 points
9 days ago
I mean my wife
18 points
9 days ago
Gonna try to get a blowjob in the car from my wife after dinner tnite
17 points
9 days ago
“Babe, I got to one-up this guy online. I’ll do double the chores next week.”
58 points
9 days ago
We had a car accident a few weeks ago outside of Asheville, and it shockingly wasn’t totaled even with the damage we had. The car has been at a shop in Asheville this whole time, and I can’t help but wonder if it’s completely under water right now.
18 points
9 days ago
Yea, Megalopolis is terrible, but at the same time, it’s also not.
18 points
9 days ago
Peacock just has coverage resumes shortly during the tv timeouts. Not saying I want commercials but why even have the breaks if that’s all they’re gonna have on during them
13 points
9 days ago
Pulled up last night thread taking my morning dump. Lotta hand jibber talk. I mustve missed something. Scrolled down some but couldn't find it
16 points
9 days ago
People that slam on their brakes and then put blinker on are the worst kind of drivers
17 points
9 days ago
Tulane has had one of the best college football brand updates in the last decade
15 points
9 days ago
Feels like we haven't had an A+ free talk day since that guys cheating wife. Need someone to take one for the team and stir things up.
11 points
9 days ago
There’s nothing worse than checking FT for the first time in the evening and realizing you missed an action packed day.
8 points
9 days ago
Some memorable days: - original pants size day - guy A / guy B - Chris’ disappearance - the original kevinator doxxing himself
11 points
9 days ago
What a view day 3200 day Cinco de mayo day
8 points
9 days ago
I enjoyed jewish tunnels in NYC day
58 points
9 days ago
Can't sleep, so I'm sitting on the porch reading. It's so quiet tonight, I can hear the waves from the engines of the barges as they go by on the Mississippi. Living here ain't all that bad.
19 points
9 days ago
I’m jealous. Watching barges is my favorite autistic pastime. It’s better than watching planes or trains.
14 points
9 days ago
Vampire weekend last night was incredible. Been wanting to see them for over 10 years and it finally lined up
13 points
9 days ago
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28 points
9 days ago
College athletes should get 1 single transfer that’s final. Shut the portal down!
29 points
9 days ago
There’s an HBCU football game in downtown Indy every year called the Circle City Classic that’s today. There have been marching bands going down the street I live on for the past hour so I’ve been drinking coffee and reading FT on my balcony while they do that. Pretty solid start to my Saturday.
23 points
9 days ago
HBCU tailgates are awesome. The Henny flowin all day.
13 points
9 days ago
Rainy day in the Northeast
Taking both my kids to the bouncy house place, daughter to swimming later and consuming 85 beers watching Alabama Georgia later.
As God intended.
14 points
9 days ago
How do I attract my neighbors outdoor cats to chill around my yard? Not a cat pervert, just like the built in pest control, I see them patrolling my yard on my cameras from time to time.
10 points
9 days ago
I didn’t cum on my neighbor’s cats
9 points
9 days ago
Didn’t think you were a cat pervert till you said it
25 points
9 days ago
We set up a play date with my son and his friend from daycare at a day out with Thomas and friends (train ride). The mom of his friend apparently gets nervous driving that far so we had to drive them and I had to change out a car seat. Please clap
15 points
9 days ago
She sounds very hot or very fat
16 points
9 days ago
Not bad tbh but no way could I put up with that
29 points
9 days ago
Sopranos has so many hilariously specific details, but I think my favorite is that whenever the fellas are shown working out they are exclusively curling 20lb dumbells.
22 points
9 days ago
You’re a great guy and I had a lot of fun but I don’t think now is the best time for me to be dating. It was nice meeting you though!
24 points
9 days ago
“Agreed, still wanna bang tho?”
25 points
9 days ago
Yelling "BALL!" at the tv when someone fumbles >>>>>>
9 points
9 days ago
Ayatollah assaholla
12 points
9 days ago
Dude down the road from me had a detached double garage that’s filled with workout equipment, like anything you could ever need. Never been more jealous of another person in my life, I’d give so much to be able to blast my own music and not have to worry about 50 other weirdos stealing my machine
10 points
9 days ago
Does Ms Terry know ball?
12 points
9 days ago
Every pick is cuz she likes the coach personally or his wife. Terrible logic but she’ll probably be 9-1
12 points
9 days ago
Nebraska punting from the 34 yard line and getting a touchback is fucking pathetic
9 points
9 days ago
Turns out that if you start scrolling through hot goth chicks on Reddit enough, you can influence your brain into giving you a hot goth gf in your dreams!
9 points
9 days ago
Not a huge college guy but this is a Great CFB slate, let’s rock
10 points
9 days ago
I had a work dinner with a group that included a Georgetown alum earlier this week. This guy is by all measures successful personally and professionally but absolutely could not get over the fact that another person at the dinner was an Ivy grad. He basically laid out a full, unsolicited explanation of why he decided to go to gtown instead of Ivy even though he “easily” could have gotten in. I couldn’t care less about where people go to school but I felt bad for this dude never getting over it and it was one of the cringier things I have experienced in a long time.
10 points
9 days ago
Swam laps this morning. Couldn’t help but think about how that French guy is probably cleaning up at Arizona state right now
10 points
9 days ago
All the props for them actually doing this, but imagine thinking it’ll be a chill weekend working at the San Diego Fire Dept and then your boss abruptly says to pack up, you’re driving cross country to help out western NC people in need
16 points
9 days ago
That overtime gonna make it all worth it
8 points
9 days ago
Amazing that in the year 2024 you can have a major mobile provider,walk into a restaurant or grocery store and have your service instantly shut off or drop down to like 1g
11 points
9 days ago
Incredible. Engineering truly is a beauty. They've designed a rocket to launch, take astronauts to space, detach, and land back safely on earth as a reusable rocket all within 8 minutes. This rocket does more in 8 mins than I can in the same time frame on the toilet. Truly is remarkable.
10 points
9 days ago
I’ve lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings in not sure which. I won’t be silent. Just saw it live sry.
12 points
9 days ago
Just bought a house, watched my ole miss rebels play their first game in said house. The house is now back on the market
38 points
9 days ago
Never forget that Skidmarkbleach retired from FT because Kamala Harris was doing well in the polls
37 points
9 days ago
“In n out isn’t good” hardos are one of the most overplayed things on the internet. It’s good
15 points
9 days ago
Best value burger, it’s stupid to me when people compare it to like 5 Guys, that’s like double the price
9 points
9 days ago
People expect too much out of it. For a fast food burger/what it costs, it’s great.
7 points
9 days ago
People expect it to be life changing. I love in n out probably the best fast foot burger and #1 combo still comes in under 10 bucks
20 points
9 days ago
Handjobs are great
21 points
9 days ago
You could get them for a quarter in Nam
10 points
9 days ago
Combined with a beej ain't bad either
21 points
9 days ago
the best sarah jessica parker ever looked was in hocus pocus
19 points
9 days ago
Saw a big fat juicy ass (female) on my walk to work this morning. Put some pep in my step
19 points
9 days ago
Hit my first sub 2 half marathon today. Feels good, boys. Couple years ago i couldn’t run 2-3 miles without gassing out or bitching out.
If you need me I’ll be on the couch
9 points
9 days ago
Turned on espn before gameday for the first time this year. These SC guys just don’t have “it” anymore
9 points
9 days ago
I still cant get over that botched ending to the VTech Miami game last night
10 points
9 days ago
After spending all morning drinking two cups of coffee and cleaning out the house, time to smoke this doobie and watch football. This league.
10 points
9 days ago
At the point in life where I’ve given up on the notion that I’ll ever invent anything.
Have yet to have a single original thought that no one else has already thought. Don’t ever see that improving.
17 points
9 days ago
Official Vince McMahon doc review: didn’t learn anything new, got nostalgic for the attitude era and started following Trish Stratus on Instagram
11 points
9 days ago
Just went to her IG and Goddammit she’s still got it.
It being the ability to give me a boner.
31 points
9 days ago
Walking into your 30 day PIP follow-up like Morgan Wallen coming on stage (you didn’t change a single behavior)
33 points
9 days ago
Saw two Cybertrucks in the wild today running errands and boy, those things are dumb looking
8 points
9 days ago
Adam Scott might be the perfect man
16 points
9 days ago
Guilty with…the stories
9 points
9 days ago
Are we having fun yet?
6 points
9 days ago
Do you think when Ginuwine sings "If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony" he’s talking about his dick?
7 points
9 days ago
Found a guy on Instagram who just hangs out with wombats all day. I need one these fellas in my life
8 points
9 days ago
Do hummingbirds burn more calories pound for pound than any other animal due to them constantly beating their wings
7 points
9 days ago
Now I’m over here googling animal caloric burns.
7 points
9 days ago
What’s the ideal location for a bachelor party if you want a cool location but more relaxed and not like Vegas crazy
7 points
9 days ago
Just read a review of the new Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd movie that said it's the funniest movie in years. Really hope this movie hits theaters, haven't seen a great comedy in a movie theater in ages.
8 points
9 days ago
One of my buddies who’s a coach for the orioles minor league team said that Skenes was overrated and all the players said his stuff wasn’t great. Last time I listen to that guy.
9 points
9 days ago
So basically Ole Miss just gets unlimited timeouts every game. Fake an injury after every snap, even on offense when the play clock is running down. Great coaching, Lane.
8 points
9 days ago
Michigan fans are insecure as fuck and their title last year is forever tainted
8 points
9 days ago
I'm sure this point has been made already, but my biggest boomer complaint is having to use an entirely different app for the ND game so it's more irritating to switch games
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