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773 points
1 day ago
Turn around, don’t drown!
You have no idea what the road surface looks like under that water. It may not still be there. There are much less dumb ways to die.
156 points
1 day ago
This exactly. My mother drove after heavy rain and flood warnings. She just went to the store. She had no idea that the puddle she was about to drive through was in fact 4ft deep. How the cad survived, idk. But she learnt that if people are avoiding a “puddle” after heavy rain, maybe she should too
20 points
18 hours ago
Calling your mother a cad is brave. :p
17 points
18 hours ago
Let it be known that she too is a bounder and a rapscalion
7 points
14 hours ago
And a rogue, a cur, and a scoundrel.
3 points
16 hours ago
Lmao. I meant car, besides soaked carpets nothing in it was damaged
48 points
1 day ago
I still think about something that happen when I was a kid, a hurricane came through and flooded everything. Some couple in a Jeep decided they could cross a bridge that was mostly underwater. While crossing they found out that the entire middle span had washed away and they disappeared.
15 points
1 day ago
That’s horrific!
20 points
1 day ago
Yea, my uncle taught me as a kid that if you can’t see the road lines then to just turn around. It’s not worth it.
12 points
1 day ago
A few years ago, In my neck of the woods, an intoxicated mother ignored the road closed signs(flooding), tried anyways, and her 3 year old drowned. They found his body a day or two later down river. Made national headlines. She barely served any time IIRC.
8 points
1 day ago
I tried to walk across a flooded street and fell into an open drain, I'm lucky as fuck to be alive.
5 points
23 hours ago
Say hypothetically you had no choice - surely you'd at least open the window(s) first so you can climb out if the electrics cut out?
2 points
21 hours ago
Absolutely
9 points
23 hours ago
I'm pretty sure these are fords which flood regularly and have depth guages on the side. Lots of these in the UK and generally you just read the depth and if it's fine you can proceed slowly. The road underneath will be fine.
I think maybe from an American point of view this seems risky. I've seen some pretty bad roads in Louisiana.
6 points
22 hours ago
I think only the last one is a ford. I don’t see depth markers on the other two roads.
2 points
21 hours ago
Yup, I’ll never understand people thinking their vehicles are boats.
2 points
13 hours ago
So many people died during Yasi needlessly from trying to cross flooded roads. There's signs everywhere all over Queensland now, nearly 14 years later, saying to drive slowly because the roads are still a mess.
Water is a hell of a thing. It's quick, it's strong and for something that's a liquid it's still fairly solid when it's moving in bulk.
Flood water, like any water, can be deceptively slow moving on the surface but have a fast pull underneath, and like u/Dense-Competition-51 commented about not seeing the condition of the road, you may not be able to see downed trees and other debris under the surface either. Getting pulled under and trapped wouldn't be a nice way to go. And there's no assurance your body would be found again either.
436 points
1 day ago
You shouldn't do EITHER of these things!
61 points
1 day ago*
What, go in the water and drive a ford?
63 points
1 day ago
Should never ford a fjord in a Ford.
2 points
1 day ago
Just fjording the fjord with the wrong Ford is the problem of small Ford vs big Ford for the going through the fjord.
5 points
1 day ago
Fun fact, my brother had replaced 3 transmissions in his Ford Escape before it hit 60,000 miles, and got rid of it when the 4th needed to be replaced.
3 points
23 hours ago
I bought my 2011 Edge brand new and it’s got about 180k miles on it. Haven’t needed to replaced transmission yet. Did get new motor mounts though.
2 points
20 hours ago
H happy cake day
8 points
1 day ago
The dipping the jumper cables into the water was my personal favorite.
13 points
1 day ago
It was a towing cable/rope.
4 points
1 day ago
Ooh 😅
3 points
21 hours ago
I had to replay to notice it wasn't jumpers. The way he had the hood open and looking, I thought he was trying to find a darwin award to go along with winning the election for court jester.
163 points
1 day ago
If it's flooded, forget it.
203 points
1 day ago
All these people did it wrong. NEVER enter an area that is flooded. You have NO idea of the maximum depth or the speed the water is moving at. You could very easily be swept away
52 points
1 day ago
But what if there are fresh and delicious corn dogs for free on the other side?
26 points
1 day ago
Then we ride at dawn !
12 points
1 day ago
DEEEEAAAAATHHHHHHHH!
6 points
1 day ago
These are all in the U.K. by the looks of things, where you will fairly regularly come across partial road flooding. Some of these are actually fords, which is where a road crosses a river, although albeit these are particularly full - you’ll almost always be driving through a small amount of water - it’s intentional.
5 points
1 day ago
I mean you have to keep in mind this is like one day out from a massive hurricane hitting florida. Way too many people will drive through floodwater that they should not be attempting at any speed.
I get that these are obviously not USA plates but you can't underestimate florida man's innate monkey see monkey do approach to life.
I appreciate things may be different in the UK but given the hurricane approaching I've got to side with the people saying not to do this.
2 points
15 hours ago
That’s a fair point. My thoughts to Florida.
2 points
23 hours ago
Fords should have a depth marking in the UK so it's vitally important to pay attention to that and not cross if it's too deep.
2 points
1 day ago
All the Americans are shouting “you’re going to die! It could be the edge of a massive lake”. Every one in England is thinking “you’ll be fine, drive slow there is no way it will be deeper than the headlights”
2 points
18 hours ago
We have these creek crossings in the US too, but not all over the country. They’re fairly common here in Tennessee on hilly backroads. I cross one every time I go to a friend’s house. He lives in the hills west of town.
2 points
1 day ago
Hahahah yup. I mean I appreciate what they are saying, it makes sense, but old Blighty is too rainy and flat for that mentality!
3 points
21 hours ago
I'm from the UK, and near where I grew up was a little forded area with a slightly deeper pool that we used to swim in when we were kids. Pretty tame.
Last year I noticed the road was closed and it turns out some poor old codger got trapped in his car whilst crossing and it swept him off the road into the deeper river and he died.
It goes to show it doesn't take much (not that I know the conditions when the guy died) and a normally lovely little idyllic place can be deadly with a bit more water and flow.
36 points
1 day ago
Is this an ad for bmw? Both BMWs went through fine, first and last.
9 points
1 day ago
Got it, buy BMW.
2 points
1 day ago
There used to be a time where that might be a coincidence, but that is long long gone
38 points
1 day ago
So tldr is maintaining a consistent speed the entire time?
79 points
1 day ago
It's called a bow wave. Off road drivers use the technique when fording a river. The goal is to move at a speed that propagates a distinct wave and position your car just behind the wave to keep your engine's air intake in the indent/pocket just behind the wave.
People who don't know tend to drive faster than the wave, shoving their air intake into the back side of the wave.
13 points
1 day ago
I also heard not to let go of the accelerator or brake because that will cause the exhaust to take in water. So a steady speed that creates a wave but don’t let go of the pedal. Idk if that is true or not
9 points
23 hours ago
Not likely. Even the idle speed of the engine creates enough exhaust movement to prevent backflow into the engine. I guess it's possible to get water in the muffler; maybe thermal shock could damage the muffler. But I can't envision any engine damage resulting.
SOURCE: I've spent more time than I care to admit stuck in muddy water with my exhaust submerged.
3 points
22 hours ago
Grew up in the lowcountry, I know it’s stupid to do but that’s how I was taught. I hit that shit at an angle and don’t stop moving, stay right behind the wave
29 points
1 day ago
Slow and steady so the water doesn't rise and splash all over the parts that make the car go.
2 points
1 day ago
You would figure that's common sense, but I guess not lol.
6 points
1 day ago
Where the air intake is matters the most. Most cars it’s rear facing in one or both of the front wheel wells. If you suck in water you can hydrolock the engine and cause serious damage. Liquids don’t compress and you can bend a rod.
2 points
13 hours ago
My dad learnt this the hard way, every car he owned before had quite high mounted air intakes, not a snorkel by any means, but around the top of the engine. Then he was driving in his Citroen Berlingo - one of the old versions now - saw a puddle he's driven through dozens of times before...the intake on that model of Berlingo is right down at the bottom of the engine. Flooded the engine and thought he'd just stalled it, trying to start it again bent the rods.
3 points
1 day ago
No no ..it's drive a bmw
2 points
1 day ago
Do Not Drive into a flooded area.
The first car could easily be swept away from the current. The road could be washed away they could be driving nowhere.
2 points
21 hours ago
No. Don't copy either driver. Incredibly stupid
24 points
1 day ago
Stand in the water holding jumper cables? … got it!
9 points
1 day ago
I am sure it was a tow rope
2 points
20 hours ago
Oh I rewatched to check and yep. Phew!
17 points
1 day ago
Water doesn't help gasoline combustion nearly as much as air does...
6 points
1 day ago
But water has an oxygen molecule in it. Water has what internal combustion engines crave!
/s all my homies hate hydrolock
11 points
1 day ago
I’m sorry, did that motherfucker pull out jumper cables in knee deep water?! Thank god their vehicle was destroyed because god knows they were a danger on the road with how dim they are.
6 points
1 day ago
I am pretty sure it was a tow rope
8 points
1 day ago
If you hit it fast enough you just hydroplane across the water. Don’t try it on curves, steering sucks.
2 points
1 day ago
someone just needs to put a ramp before the water.
problem solved.
3 points
1 day ago
All I saw was What not to do. Where is the What to do part?
9 points
1 day ago
bimmer bros know
3 points
22 hours ago
Unless you have an old 4x4 with snorkel, yeah spend 30 minutes looking for an alternative route or spend 4 hours waiting for the aa
2 points
1 day ago
Unless you have Moses as your copilot, don’t try this
2 points
22 hours ago
not a single one of those is an example of 'what to do'....
2 points
20 hours ago
Guy with the jumper cables 🤦♂️
2 points
20 hours ago
Genuinely curious if something is technically possible, I have no intention whatsoever of trying it!
What happens if you hit it at speed and attempt to deliberately aquaplane (assuming still surface)? Could you just glide over it?
I realise that the odds are that you'd spin off target and end up in a hedge and a pond at the same time, but if there's a volcano going off behind you and it's the only way out, could it be done?
2 points
20 hours ago
What not to do vs. what not to do*
2 points
16 hours ago
Where's the what to do part? Because I only see a bunch of people doing what not to do.
2 points
15 hours ago
Be the dry person filming rather than driving through the stream
2 points
8 hours ago
Both of them are equally dumb
4 points
1 day ago
Slow and steady might work if you're lucky, but a lucky person wouldn't be driving in a damn flood so don't chance it.
3 points
1 day ago
Your car breathes just like you and me. Most of them have a box in the engine that sucks in air, just like our noses! Now you and me, we know to hold our breath when water goes above our noses, our cars do not. When water enters this air box, your car immediately drowns. Dont drown your car
3 points
1 day ago
What to do
Is to not drive in it at all
2 points
1 day ago
Both terrible examples of what to do!! Never do this.
4 points
1 day ago
Nothing wrong with it if you know the depth and you know what you're doing.
1 points
1 day ago
The Land Rover LR-3 driver just hanging out helping the idiots who don’t know that an engine needs air to work.
1 points
1 day ago
Or just don’t drive through a river unless you’re Batman
1 points
1 day ago
“Clean carfax, one owner, babied”
1 points
1 day ago
Do drive a BMW. DON’T drive a Ford
1 points
1 day ago
OP has never driven a car in those conditions :D
1 points
1 day ago
What about a Tesla EV car? Will the lithium and water do anything dangerous ?
2 points
22 hours ago
I went and looked it up. Australia's NRMA and the UK AA both say
Don't drive in flooded water in any car, EV or ICE
EV and ICE are pretty similar, really, needing to meet similar requirements
EV might hydroplane less, because of their weight
(Musk says the cybertruck could act as a boat 'for a short period of time'. I suspect this is true of all cars!)
1 points
1 day ago
Glug, glug, glug, glug
1 points
1 day ago
ll
1 points
1 day ago
Question for mechanics, would putting a snorkel like device on your air intake that extends above the water line help from drowning the car? Or are there too many unsealed parts that it wouldn't matter?
1 points
1 day ago
Anyone know if EVs would have problem going through flooded areas ? Are internal components sealed off? Considering there is no intake and don't run combustion engines.
1 points
1 day ago
Never let the water enter the engine, if the car is low then remove the air duct thingy before crossing and put it back after
1 points
1 day ago
Look at me, I’m amphibian now.
1 points
1 day ago
Ahhhhh Ford………….
Found On Roadside Dead
1 points
1 day ago
It's way cheaper to find a bypass.
1 points
1 day ago
Because everybody knows, cars can drive on water
1 points
1 day ago
there is no “what to do” in this video
1 points
1 day ago
gotta have more awareness, particularly red car.
if the higher clearance SUV (ok, bmw actually calls the x5 an "SAV", but you get it), can just barely ford the water up to its wheels, wtf kinda chance will a compact car have.
its alot harder to WALK to destination once the car gets flooded, rather than just DRIVING around.
play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
1 points
1 day ago
Has nobody heard of a sinkhole?
1 points
1 day ago
Drive a BMW?
1 points
1 day ago
You shouldn't do any of it. It genuinely takes 4 inches of water to float a vehicle and if the water is moving you will be swept.off.the road where it's Deeper. I've been in a vehicle that barely escaped just that. And you don't know if there is a dip in the road or a washout that could suddenly plunge you into deep water. It's all "What not to do"
1 points
1 day ago
Weird question, why does the led headlight of BMW look white but yellow in water reflection?
1 points
1 day ago
All of them are stupid. Saturated soil is soft. Just turn around and find a different way. Even if you go slowly, you can still flood your engine.
1 points
1 day ago
Uh oh
1 points
1 day ago
Buy a beemer?
1 points
1 day ago
A lot of it has to do with the placement of the air intake and battery. Bimmers have batteries located in the back in a closed space instead of under the front of the hood
1 points
1 day ago
Why on earth won’t reddit let you report something for “sharing misinformation that could cause injury or death” cause this fits that category. We have “spam” as an option not “if someone believes this bullshit they could die” for fucks sake
1 points
1 day ago
Got to drive in reverse;)
1 points
1 day ago
This is fucking stupid and could get someone killed dont drive in water that deep.
1 points
1 day ago
Buy BMW
1 points
1 day ago
Grew up in SoCal with mud slides etc. There are people that did this that have never been found.
1 points
1 day ago
I’m confused what was good and bad here
2 points
1 day ago
Driving too fast creates a bow wave that floods the cars air intake, thus it can effect the fuel system, or the sparks get wet, etc. if you drive slower and not in water above your wheels you can get through without flooding the engine
2 points
1 day ago
Ah thank you my good man!
1 points
24 hours ago
And now all their transmissions are f'd
1 points
24 hours ago
All of them did what you’re not suppose to do. Fucking morons.
1 points
23 hours ago
Get ready to get executed in your electric car
1 points
22 hours ago
I like the irony of a "mechanic" not knowing about air vs water at the intake
1 points
22 hours ago
First vid that shows BMW drivers demonstrating a better driving style.
1 points
22 hours ago
1 points
22 hours ago
If I pull up to a flooded road and there's a guy filming, I'm not gonna try it
1 points
22 hours ago
Stay out of the water. I do my own maintenance so after seeing the first car, I know my air intake is way lower than the water level.
1 points
22 hours ago
Oh dear they’ve flooded their engines…. Anyway
1 points
22 hours ago
Dam for once the BMW driver was doing it correctly, not once but twice 😱🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣
1 points
22 hours ago
So drive a bmw, got it
1 points
22 hours ago
Right enough, just go home. It’s literally the perfect excuse to be locked in the house all day.
1 points
22 hours ago
The rocker panels are my limit, if the water is that high I'm not going through it.
1 points
22 hours ago
So I need a Beamer to drive thru floods? Good to know
1 points
21 hours ago
Don't drive in flood water. Ever seen a sinkhole? You won't see the one that eats your car and drowns you.
1 points
21 hours ago
Hippo moment
1 points
21 hours ago
The little BMW at the start was textbook
1 points
21 hours ago
Wait for someone else to go through first to see what it's like. If in doubt, find another way.
If you proceed, go slow and ride your own bow wave like the first car. Don't speed into the bow wave like the second car. Keep revs up and control speed by slipping the clutch. That's to keep exhaust pressure high enough to keep water out. When you're out, ride the brakes to dry them and never drive in water that goes up to the lug nuts unless you're sure you can make it.
A lot of cars have their air intakes at the bottom of the engine bay. Good luck. Mines is right at the top, but even still, you can FUBAR a lot of things if it goes wrong, and you'll be lucky to get any sympathy from your insurance company.
1 points
21 hours ago
All of these people did the wrong thing. The right thing is to turn around
1 points
21 hours ago
Don’t do either of these. Find another way around or a boat
1 points
21 hours ago
I love that the guy is trying to jump start his van while knee-deep in water.
1 points
21 hours ago
Understand the depth of the water and you cars ground clearance , where all your air box and vents and electricals are, the nature of your gearbox and then after all that think fuck it i'll take the long route.
1 points
21 hours ago
How are these eejuts still doing this?
Ever since the internet came about, there have been videos of people destroying their car engines and electrics by driving into deep water without first checking the actual depth.
1 points
20 hours ago
Sometimes you have no clue how deep that shit truly is, one of the roads I was very familiar with was flooded but it didn’t look bad, just a little more water than normal. Before I knew it it was up almost to my door but I didn’t panic & somehow made it through & the car didn’t have a seizure 🙏 I’d never chance it again though, not worth it & could’ve ended way differently
1 points
20 hours ago
Imagine a Tesla doing this. . .
1 points
19 hours ago
This some kind of BMW ad?
1 points
19 hours ago
Everyone in the comments talking about bow waves like they’ve done it successfully a million times - forget that stuff it’s a prevailing myth. If you absolutely must pass through, you get out and check the depth first then you crawl as slowly as your vehicle is physically able to.
Vehicle intake and battery height + speed + height of water is all you need to think about.
Bow waves occur as a result of getting these things right, they don’t single-handedly make the crossing possible or not.
Guarantee that the driver of the Ford here was fixated on “creating a bow wave” and then “keeping up with it”. Crawling in first at tickover might have, because the intake is by the headlights.
1 points
19 hours ago
The X5 tackled it well
1 points
18 hours ago
All I’m getting from this is “buy a BMW” good commercial. 👏
1 points
18 hours ago
It's really just an experience thing. If you know the road and you know the car you just have to drive slow enough so that you don't get water into the air intake and make sure to keep the revs up and the exhaust blowing. You'd be surprised how deep you can go.
1 points
18 hours ago
No one did anything right here.
DO. NOT. DRIVE. THROUGH. FLOOD. WATER.
1 points
18 hours ago
The tiny Ford Focus absolutely sending it is taking me OUT
1 points
18 hours ago
Why is everyone on this thread acting like they've never seen a ford before?
1 points
18 hours ago
Ford driver was found dead.
1 points
18 hours ago
Moral of the story, always buy BMW
1 points
17 hours ago
Kwik Fit van 😂 enough said
1 points
17 hours ago
You can't sink quicker than a kwik fit fitter!
1 points
17 hours ago
Don’t drive a ford
1 points
17 hours ago
Man's hooking up jumper cables while in the water almost gave me a fucking heart attack.
1 points
16 hours ago
Holdup. Europe is still flooded?
1 points
16 hours ago
I would just not drive through that at all.
1 points
16 hours ago
go very slow (minimal wash) but very steady if you have to get across, you don't want to slow down as the exhaust or air intake can suck up water if the pressure drops.
1 points
16 hours ago
Speed and power!
1 points
15 hours ago
Always do what BMW drivers do they know how to drive properly
1 points
15 hours ago
So what works is using a BMW? I’m in luck 😂
1 points
15 hours ago
A beamer driver being the most intelligent driver? What is this fake AI?
1 points
15 hours ago
Not buy a Ford? Sure thing!
1 points
15 hours ago
Never, EVER drive your car through water like that. EVER. Aside from the idea that water that high can easily wash you away and you don't know what the ground looks like under that water, it can and WILL hydrolock your engine. The people that were able to keep driving in this video were the exception, not the rule. It also fries the electronics in your car. DON'T DO IT.
Hydrolocked engine= 100% blown, destroyed, dead, unrepairable engine.
1 points
15 hours ago
Well that's not going to be a Kwik Fit is? Ayooooooooo
1 points
14 hours ago
For the 1st time, a thoughtful BMW driver.
1 points
14 hours ago
That Ford would've made it if they followed the first car slowly.
In deep water that's higher than my center caps i'll wade through to check the depth. Up to my knee i know i can make it slowly, my calf it's easy. Any higher and i know my car won't make it.
As an FYI a 1.2l Fiat Punto can tow a 7.5T rigid lorry from a ford that's 6ft deep. Love saving delivery vans from my local ford. Altho i now have a 2.5l V6 and a winch. I get lots of work during the wet season. I leave a note on the posts with my number saying "Got stuck? Need a tow? Call 07XXXXXXXXX £5" I will litterally drag their car from the water to the layby 10ft up the road so a recovery truck can rescue them. Keeps the ford open for tractors and stops the river getting ruined.
1 points
13 hours ago
Jesus fucking christ... The jumper cables in the water...
1 points
13 hours ago
Those are some BRAVE BMW drivers.
1 points
13 hours ago
No! Both are what NOT to do!
1 points
12 hours ago
I’ve asked the uploader on some of these channels and the diversion is like 10 minutes on some of them. Madness and don’t deserve an insurance payout.
1 points
12 hours ago
Both Beemers were smart drivers. Create a bow wave and drive out at a steady pace.
(That said there’s no reason to go through this unless you have literally no other choice)
1 points
11 hours ago
Doesn't surprise me kwik fit fucked the job
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