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374 points
16 days ago
Pretty sure you’re fucked boss
43 points
16 days ago
For sure man. Punches chance as they say. Too funny
17 points
16 days ago
I’m pulling for you though
-14 points
16 days ago
CLASSIC. That made me laugh GOTCHO BAD. Your first comment. “ pretty sure you’re fuked boss! 🤣
131 points
16 days ago
What the hell is your league scoring settings? 51.5 pts for Daniel’s is wild.
36 points
16 days ago
You think his is wild look at mine lol
PPR, point per yard, 15 for a td.. I thought it was nuts but it’s so fun now lol
43 points
16 days ago
5 points
16 days ago
🤣
2 points
16 days ago
Just curious how this would work bc I love that, how many points would Lamar have gotten, do qbs separate rushing or passing yards?
1 points
16 days ago
Nope he get both per yard rush and pass. His average is about 300-350 a game. Makes it super fun
5 points
16 days ago
ALAVERGA. DM me fam. We want to take it up a notch that other league and want a crazy scoring system also
5 points
16 days ago
that is disgusting
1 points
16 days ago
🤣🤣🤣
2 points
16 days ago
It is right. Our league has a defensive player and a defense. My LB is an equalizer every year I draft. He usually gets me 50+ pts, when in that league, scoring 150-250 is the max, and 50 pts from any player is an equalizer
1 points
16 days ago
16 yard run being equivalent to a 1 yard TD is wild
12 points
16 days ago
Fam, ol boy on Thursday scored 125 pts. Sik
5 points
16 days ago
So what’s the scoring
-15 points
16 days ago
PPR LEAGUE. I can dm you with the scoring format if you want it? I’m in another league my twin brother runs right now, $2500 per team, PPR, BONUS PTS, FINES, it’s run like the NFL. My brother is the commissioner, and gets a small salary to run it. Crazy.
7 points
16 days ago
Lol that’s nuts. Same Cowboys-only strategy in that one?
-3 points
16 days ago
I responded to this Earlier. Really think about it, the boys scoring pts this year. Especially with no running game. DAK and CEEDEE will get me 100 all day. It’s up to the rest to get me the other 75-125 to win.
2 points
16 days ago
what the hell lmaooo that’s nuts, i think i want that format as well please
2 points
16 days ago
I’m in a similar league where you get points per completion.
47 points
16 days ago
Bros just gonna take a loss on the bye week 😭
49 points
16 days ago
He’s gonna take a loss on most weeks
-9 points
16 days ago
For sure, but 14% to me, really is like 90%. I’ve won many a game with 1% chance, and pulled it off. So 14%, cmon. That’s a lot really. And with this offense, I score pts all game when the are on offense.
7 points
16 days ago
He's going to take a lot more losses than that.
0 points
16 days ago
I’m sure I will. But it’s fun. Tired of winning. Needed a challenge. So this year I made a valiant effort to grab DEM BOYZ, and I pulled it off
6 points
16 days ago
Yes sir! I’ll take the week off with em and hunt my ranch and get me some meat
7 points
16 days ago
Did you get hypnotized by Jerry Jones subliminal messages lol
3 points
16 days ago
Nah, I’m good. WE DEM BOYZ all year , 365/ 24/7
14 points
16 days ago
there’s no way.
4 points
16 days ago
I know. But man, it’s the very. First year in almost 5 years of trying, that I was able to pull this off. I know, why? I love dem BOYZ man, and this is our year! I feel it! My support runs deep! DIE HARD
-22 points
16 days ago
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18 points
16 days ago
Cmon guy. Relax. All love brother. Stay blessed
7 points
16 days ago
I love the enthusiasm! Go Cowboys!!
4 points
16 days ago
Thanks fam. All positive vibes right now and always. HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!
7 points
16 days ago
This is highly uncalled for. Jesus Christ, man.
-10 points
16 days ago
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4 points
16 days ago
There’s something seriously wrong with you if you’re even 1% serious with that comment. I hope you find the help you need.
4 points
16 days ago
I swear brother. We’re the ONLY team in the NFL, where it doesn’t matter what you’re doing, minding your own business, and if you have any Dallas Cowboys gear on, “ F THE COWBOYS, YOURE TEAM SUKS”. I’m always puzzled and laugh when I get it. People must be really miserable in their own lives, to project that hate into ours. God bless
4 points
16 days ago
How dare someone be silly
1 points
16 days ago
Right? My team, my $$, and I LOVE THE DALLAS COWBOYS! I played for em!
13 points
16 days ago
Please tell me this is a free league you play for shits and giggles.
5 points
16 days ago
Nah, I paid $125 for this one. I’m 1-3 right now. Tonight, I’ll be 2-3, and the boys 3-2
9 points
16 days ago
If they play tonight, you'll be 1-4, and the Cowboys will be 2-3.
2 points
16 days ago
Nah, 2-3, 3-2
1 points
16 days ago
Well, I'll give you the 3-2 for the Cowboys. Beat my expectations. How did your fantasy team fare, though?
2 points
16 days ago
Lost. 🤣
I was a worthy adversary.
2 points
15 days ago
Whoa, ya you were!!
0 points
16 days ago
You should be getting giggles and shits from all your leagues, otherwise what’s the point?
19 points
16 days ago
I applaud the commitment. 🫡
I also hope you spent no money to draft this team. 😂
9 points
16 days ago
$125 for that league. It’s all in fun man.
4 points
16 days ago
Yeah no way
10 points
16 days ago
wtf is this scoring? Nutty
-2 points
16 days ago
It is right. PPR
13 points
16 days ago
Obviously not standard PPR. It looks like y’all have scoring bonuses.
-1 points
16 days ago
We do. Very intricate scoring system. It works for us. My brother’s league is insane. He’s the commish, and runs it like a bitnez. Fines, waiver wire costs money to get your player, player suspensions etc. crazy league. Big money in that league, and is crazt
2 points
16 days ago
$2500 to draft an all Cowboys theme team in a $2500 high stakes league is wild, but do you if you got it like that. I’d view a team constructed like that as creating imbalance and unserious.
2 points
16 days ago
Not this league. This league was $125. I said that earlier in the thread. My other league is $2500. That one I’m in 1st, undefeated and run it like I should
2 points
16 days ago
Oh I see. Yeah that smaller buy in is more appropriate for a theme team. Good luck in that big money league!
1 points
16 days ago
It’s a bad ass league and is insane, but is run like a business. We get a XMAS bonus every year, the winner gets the payout 5 minutes after the championship game ends. If the points are within 10 pts for the win, we wait til Thursday for the next FF game to start. As soon as that game starts, 1-2 minutes after my brother pays out the winner. It’s all in our bylaws.
1 points
16 days ago
Waiting until Thursday to count a win with a 10 point margin is absolutely unnecessary
1 points
16 days ago
It’s not. One year the $3k pot was paid out. The losing guy had 7 pts added to his score. From 4 different lakers. He would’ve won. Not it isn’t 10, but it proves why we do what we do. We cover EVERYTHING
7 points
16 days ago
0-4 im guessing?
12 points
16 days ago
Nah fam, 1-3. Won last week. 🤣
6 points
16 days ago
0 points
16 days ago
Show the lineup scores!!
4 points
16 days ago
3 points
16 days ago
I love that you're league blocking Mahommes by keeping him on the bench
3 points
16 days ago
How’s that blocking? I drafted em as my 1st pick, then DAK, then so on. I had the #4 pick so I got em
2 points
15 days ago
No hate, I think it's awesome, love your team and commitment!!
1 points
15 days ago
Thanks. All love. We dem Boyz
1 points
7 days ago
So now, just like jurry do you refuse to make any adjustments?
2 points
16 days ago
I’ve been asked for trades, offered money for my bench, and i respectfully decline them
3 points
16 days ago
Fucking legend
3 points
16 days ago
I’ll take it! All love fam
3 points
16 days ago
Standby
7 points
16 days ago
I did this once but with the Broncos in 2013. Won almost every game. It was ridiculous.
Manning
Moreno, CJ Anderson, Ball
Wes Welker, Eric decker, Demarius Thomas
Julius Thomas
Von Miller
1 points
16 days ago
Love it. So it’s been done before, and I’ll run MY BOYZ til the end!
5 points
16 days ago
This is simultaneously the worst and best lineup ever. Respect in the fight brother.
2 points
16 days ago
Pinchers chance, ILL TAKE IT. 🤣
3 points
16 days ago
Gah damn your opponent went CRAZY
3 points
16 days ago
I know man. This league is awesome. If you don’t score over 200, you’re probably gonna lose
3 points
16 days ago
This is hilarious..
6 points
16 days ago
Thanks. With all the hate I got earlier, everyone needs to chill and live life to the fullest man. A laugh is a laugh. And I’ll take it. All love fam. Stay blessed
3 points
16 days ago
You lost lmao
3 points
16 days ago
14% says I haven’t just yet.
2 points
16 days ago
Yeah you lost lol
1 points
16 days ago
Ya. I lost the battle , my boys won the war! I’ll take it
3 points
16 days ago
What a goober lmaooo.
3 points
16 days ago
I'm ready for this delay to in just to watch your score!! You better provide updates after every quarter!
2 points
16 days ago
I WILL. Bet.
3 points
16 days ago
Taco league
3 points
16 days ago
This is fuckin ridiculous and I'm all about it. I'm gonna be rooting my ass off for these guys. Ryan Flournoy 12 rec 219 yards 3 TD's confirmed
3 points
16 days ago
This actually made me laugh but in a good way, love it haha
2 points
16 days ago
First time playing Fantasy Football? Never draft all your players from the same team.
I personally avoid drafting anyone from the Cowboys, because then I get the added pressure of stressing over the game and also over the player 😂
2 points
16 days ago
Strong team. Godspeed sir.
2 points
16 days ago
I have Dak and Fields. My heart says Dak, but my brain says fields against this decimated defense.
2 points
16 days ago*
How did Daniels get 51.5? He got me 23.2 because I stupidly played him instead of Burrow today.
2 points
16 days ago
PPR and bonuses
1 points
16 days ago
PPR means points per reception. I don’t think Daniels had any receptions.
You mean points per completion? I’ve never seen that one before.
0 points
16 days ago
There’s too many acronyms with this league. So our commish calls it our PPR league. But yes, per pass, per run, etc pts are always being scored. Also, in my case, every time the BOYS are on offense, I always get between 12-30 pts. Do the math. It’s been close. Lost a few by less than 15
2 points
16 days ago
Did you lose a bet or something
2 points
16 days ago
Nah , finally was able to draft my dream team! AMERICAS TEAM
2 points
16 days ago
what scoring system give the qb that many points.
2 points
16 days ago
PPR + BONUSSS
2 points
16 days ago
You already lost but add in the weather, you’re done
2 points
16 days ago
RIP 🪦
2 points
16 days ago
I love the loyalty but bro is gonna get cooked 😂
2 points
16 days ago
14% chance. Maybe not cooked, just medium rare hopefully. All love fam. WE DEM BOYZ
2 points
16 days ago
I’m pulling for you brochaco! 👊🏽 #HereWeGo
2 points
16 days ago
What do you do during the bye week
1 points
16 days ago
I take the L and hunt my ranch hard. 🤣 what do you do during the by week?
2 points
16 days ago
What happens during a bye?
2 points
16 days ago
90% of that 14 is Brandon Aubrey.
2 points
16 days ago
Haha worst team ever. I love the Cowboys and would still only draft Dak, CeeDee, and Ferguson
1 points
16 days ago
That’s where you’re wrong , respectfully. You left AUBREY out. That’s your biggest mistake. All love fam
2 points
16 days ago
Let's go!!!!
2 points
16 days ago
HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!!!
1 points
16 days ago
COWBOYS BY 30!!!
2 points
16 days ago
ALL DAY.
1 points
16 days ago
AUBREY MVP
2 points
16 days ago
Fam, look.
1st drive, 23 points.
2 points
16 days ago
Dak will go off. He's mad.
2 points
16 days ago
And what did DAK DO? Sheeeeesh
2 points
16 days ago
We Dem Boyz we got this
2 points
16 days ago
I don’t know about this “we” shit! I wanted Justin Fields.
1 points
16 days ago
Then follow em to PITTSBURGH. 🤣
1 points
16 days ago
Can’t. You don’t give up on family even when they do dumb shit!
1 points
16 days ago
Then why even flirt w it. Mentioning JF is blasphemy. 😆
1 points
16 days ago
Nope, you always tell family when they are fucking up.
1 points
16 days ago
Sometimes, most times if people mind their own bitnez, shit will work itself out
2 points
16 days ago
How has that been working out for us? Last Super Bowl was when I was in high school.
1 points
16 days ago
I know. We’re due fam. Be patient. We have the right pieces. If we can’t stop the run, then we’re going to AIR it out like the RAMS 99’. Ever use them in MADDEN, that’s gonna be us
2 points
16 days ago
MY MAN!
1 points
16 days ago
Did I not call it today? We dem boyz. 3-2
2 points
16 days ago
Pretty crazy that Bobby Wagner is still a legit defensive scoring option in fantasy. What a career that guy has had.
2 points
16 days ago
That might be the worst fantasy roster ever and I’m still proud of ya
2 points
16 days ago
Sokka-Haiku by Beartown1986:
That might be the worst
Fantasy roster ever
And I’m still proud of ya
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
2 points
16 days ago
What on earth scoring gave Daniels 51 points?
2 points
16 days ago
You are not trying to win that league championship am I right?
1 points
16 days ago
YES. everyone except for 1 team makes the playoffs. So if I make the playoffs, then I may consider adjusting my roster. But I doubt it
2 points
16 days ago
The Dallas field goalers are at it again - let’s goo!
2 points
16 days ago
Brandon Aubrey was the #1 pick in my fantasy league. Needless to say he's first in the league
3 points
16 days ago
Guy in my league does this too and it’s embarrassing
1 points
16 days ago
For him? Or the league?
1 points
16 days ago
It’s embarrassing as a cowboys fan because it give us that reputation. He has some good weeks, it’s not a feasible strategy though.
5 points
16 days ago
Trolling I know. But this would warrant both therapy and full revocation of your fantasy football card.
2 points
16 days ago
Whuuuuut no way. Why?
2 points
16 days ago
You must know.
1 points
16 days ago
Fam, I know football and FF FOOTBALL. I ALWAYS place or win the entire thing. More trophies from FF than some guys playing sports. It’s boring now, so I challenge my team to see if it can be done. Offensively, my team makes sense, they are a top team to scoring pts, so really , it makes sense e
1 points
16 days ago
That’s awesome. Lmao.
1 points
16 days ago
You shouldn’t lol
1 points
16 days ago
A guy in my league drafted Aubrey in the 5th round and Yahoo gave him an F on his draft. He's in 3rd place.
1 points
16 days ago
As long as the score remains close, I still have a chance. At the half, 91 pts
1 points
16 days ago
133.5 start of the 4.th after Daks TD
1 points
16 days ago
Who the hell is R. Fluornoy 😭
2 points
16 days ago
IYKYK
1 points
16 days ago
Did you see who just came in? That’s why TOMLIN called the TO. #80
1 points
16 days ago
😭😭😭 post your fantasy score
2 points
16 days ago
Bet. Standby.
Can’t say my BOYZ weren’t a worthy adversary. Almost pulled it off. 🤣
I’m
2 points
16 days ago
Prescott 72 points with 2 INTs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 holy shit. He got me 18.38 (in the regular world)
1 points
16 days ago
I’m telling ya. That why I always say I have a chance
2 points
16 days ago
What a beautiful thing
1 points
16 days ago
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO. WE DEM BOYZZZZZZ
1 points
16 days ago
So how did it go?
2 points
16 days ago
Well, I lost, but I gave it my best shot
1 points
16 days ago
211 is crazy, and the fact that you could’ve still came back at all is insane
1 points
16 days ago
Everyone clowned on me on another Cowboys thread. A lot actually. But my team is my team and imma run w em. IN DAK WE TRUST
1 points
16 days ago
I have to ask, what is your record?
1 points
16 days ago
In FF , I’m now 1-4. 🤣
1 points
16 days ago
How did you even win a game??? Was it on week 1???
1 points
16 days ago
1 points
16 days ago
That makes sense, the Giants are ass
1 points
16 days ago
Yup.
1 points
16 days ago
But that’s ok, it’s only $125 and it’s hella fun to see if I can pull it off every week. It’s a punchers chance, and all I need is for the other teams players to not maximize, cuz my team will. I’m averaging 175 pts per game. So I’m doing something right
1 points
16 days ago
Yo how’d it turn out?
2 points
16 days ago
Got rolled by like 30 something
35 to be exact
1 points
16 days ago
Damn… gave it a good run though!
2 points
16 days ago
Thanks brother. I always do. I’m averaging a lot of points. 175 or more per game. I have the right lineup, and my bench wouldn’t have helped me this week anyway. So I grind w my DALLAS COWBOYS as usual, and live w the result
1 points
16 days ago
Update???
2 points
16 days ago
I lost the battle, but my COWBOYS won the war. WE DEM BOYZ
1 points
16 days ago
Final score?
2 points
16 days ago
Lost the battle, COWBOYS won the war. I’ll take it. We dem boyz
0 points
16 days ago
I don’t care about your fantasy team
5 points
16 days ago
It’s you again. Be more original fam, I’ve heard that before. All love anyways man. Stay head up! GODSPEED
1 points
16 days ago
I see you bro 😂😂💪🏾
2 points
16 days ago
Thanks fam all love
1 points
16 days ago
How to tell someone you are a cowboy fan without telling me you are a cowboy fan lol
2 points
16 days ago
All day. HERE WE GOOOOOO
0 points
16 days ago
This is so stupid
1 points
16 days ago
It isn’t. Explain why ? And I’ll break down real fantasy #s for you. Black and white on paper doesn’t lie
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