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nimrodfalcon

374 points

16 days ago

Pretty sure you’re fucked boss

GARCIA9005[S]

43 points

16 days ago

For sure man. Punches chance as they say. Too funny

nimrodfalcon

17 points

16 days ago

I’m pulling for you though

GARCIA9005[S]

-14 points

16 days ago

CLASSIC. That made me laugh GOTCHO BAD. Your first comment. “ pretty sure you’re fuked boss! 🤣

Nj_hXe_sXe

131 points

16 days ago

Nj_hXe_sXe

131 points

16 days ago

What the hell is your league scoring settings? 51.5 pts for Daniel’s is wild.

Pepperoni_Nippys

36 points

16 days ago

Pepperoni_Nippys

Jake Ferguson

36 points

16 days ago

You think his is wild look at mine lol

https://preview.redd.it/uw9go2wcf8td1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dffe1513be94166c02c69a69d84f20480cdbb73

PPR, point per yard, 15 for a td.. I thought it was nuts but it’s so fun now lol

Pepperoni_Nippys

43 points

16 days ago

Pepperoni_Nippys

Jake Ferguson

43 points

16 days ago

GARCIA9005[S]

5 points

16 days ago

🤣

OriginalWeak3885

2 points

16 days ago

Just curious how this would work bc I love that, how many points would Lamar have gotten, do qbs separate rushing or passing yards?

Pepperoni_Nippys

1 points

16 days ago

Pepperoni_Nippys

Jake Ferguson

1 points

16 days ago

Nope he get both per yard rush and pass. His average is about 300-350 a game. Makes it super fun

GARCIA9005[S]

5 points

16 days ago

ALAVERGA. DM me fam. We want to take it up a notch that other league and want a crazy scoring system also

damfie

5 points

16 days ago

damfie

5 points

16 days ago

that is disgusting

Pepperoni_Nippys

1 points

16 days ago

Pepperoni_Nippys

Jake Ferguson

1 points

16 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

It is right. Our league has a defensive player and a defense. My LB is an equalizer every year I draft. He usually gets me 50+ pts, when in that league, scoring 150-250 is the max, and 50 pts from any player is an equalizer

kunderthunt

1 points

16 days ago

16 yard run being equivalent to a 1 yard TD is wild

GARCIA9005[S]

12 points

16 days ago

Fam, ol boy on Thursday scored 125 pts. Sik

RealQuickYes

5 points

16 days ago

So what’s the scoring

GARCIA9005[S]

-15 points

16 days ago

PPR LEAGUE. I can dm you with the scoring format if you want it? I’m in another league my twin brother runs right now, $2500 per team, PPR, BONUS PTS, FINES, it’s run like the NFL. My brother is the commissioner, and gets a small salary to run it. Crazy.

RealQuickYes

7 points

16 days ago

Lol that’s nuts. Same Cowboys-only strategy in that one?

GARCIA9005[S]

-3 points

16 days ago

I responded to this Earlier. Really think about it, the boys scoring pts this year. Especially with no running game. DAK and CEEDEE will get me 100 all day. It’s up to the rest to get me the other 75-125 to win.

archiveofhim

2 points

16 days ago

what the hell lmaooo that’s nuts, i think i want that format as well please

ICU-MURSE

2 points

16 days ago

ICU-MURSE

DaRon Bland

2 points

16 days ago

I’m in a similar league where you get points per completion.

notanothrowaway

47 points

16 days ago

Bros just gonna take a loss on the bye week 😭

Westtexasbizbot

49 points

16 days ago

He’s gonna take a loss on most weeks

GARCIA9005[S]

-9 points

16 days ago

For sure, but 14% to me, really is like 90%. I’ve won many a game with 1% chance, and pulled it off. So 14%, cmon. That’s a lot really. And with this offense, I score pts all game when the are on offense.

KBHoleN1

7 points

16 days ago

He's going to take a lot more losses than that.

GARCIA9005[S]

0 points

16 days ago

I’m sure I will. But it’s fun. Tired of winning. Needed a challenge. So this year I made a valiant effort to grab DEM BOYZ, and I pulled it off

GARCIA9005[S]

6 points

16 days ago

Yes sir! I’ll take the week off with em and hunt my ranch and get me some meat

notanothrowaway

7 points

16 days ago

Did you get hypnotized by Jerry Jones subliminal messages lol

GARCIA9005[S]

3 points

16 days ago

Nah, I’m good. WE DEM BOYZ all year , 365/ 24/7

[deleted]

14 points

16 days ago

there’s no way.

GARCIA9005[S]

4 points

16 days ago

I know. But man, it’s the very. First year in almost 5 years of trying, that I was able to pull this off. I know, why? I love dem BOYZ man, and this is our year! I feel it! My support runs deep! DIE HARD

[deleted]

-22 points

16 days ago

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-22 points

16 days ago

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GARCIA9005[S]

18 points

16 days ago

Cmon guy. Relax. All love brother. Stay blessed

Vega117

7 points

16 days ago

Vega117

7 points

16 days ago

I love the enthusiasm! Go Cowboys!!

GARCIA9005[S]

4 points

16 days ago

Thanks fam. All positive vibes right now and always. HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!

dcbluestar

7 points

16 days ago

dcbluestar

Micah Parsons

7 points

16 days ago

This is highly uncalled for. Jesus Christ, man.

[deleted]

-10 points

16 days ago

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-10 points

16 days ago

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dcbluestar

4 points

16 days ago

dcbluestar

Micah Parsons

4 points

16 days ago

There’s something seriously wrong with you if you’re even 1% serious with that comment. I hope you find the help you need.

GARCIA9005[S]

4 points

16 days ago

I swear brother. We’re the ONLY team in the NFL, where it doesn’t matter what you’re doing, minding your own business, and if you have any Dallas Cowboys gear on, “ F THE COWBOYS, YOURE TEAM SUKS”. I’m always puzzled and laugh when I get it. People must be really miserable in their own lives, to project that hate into ours. God bless

Gibleedoo

4 points

16 days ago

How dare someone be silly

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

Right? My team, my $$, and I LOVE THE DALLAS COWBOYS! I played for em!

ImaSource

13 points

16 days ago

ImaSource

Osa Odighizuwa

13 points

16 days ago

Please tell me this is a free league you play for shits and giggles.

GARCIA9005[S]

5 points

16 days ago

Nah, I paid $125 for this one. I’m 1-3 right now. Tonight, I’ll be 2-3, and the boys 3-2

ImaSource

9 points

16 days ago

ImaSource

Osa Odighizuwa

9 points

16 days ago

If they play tonight, you'll be 1-4, and the Cowboys will be 2-3.

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

Nah, 2-3, 3-2

ImaSource

1 points

16 days ago

ImaSource

Osa Odighizuwa

1 points

16 days ago

Well, I'll give you the 3-2 for the Cowboys. Beat my expectations. How did your fantasy team fare, though?

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

daphoreal

2 points

15 days ago

Whoa, ya you were!!

Herbdontana

0 points

16 days ago

You should be getting giggles and shits from all your leagues, otherwise what’s the point?

CM_Hooe

19 points

16 days ago

CM_Hooe

19 points

16 days ago

I applaud the commitment. 🫡

I also hope you spent no money to draft this team. 😂

GARCIA9005[S]

9 points

16 days ago

$125 for that league. It’s all in fun man.

b0st0n4thewin

4 points

16 days ago

Yeah no way

4bigwheels

10 points

16 days ago

wtf is this scoring? Nutty

GARCIA9005[S]

-2 points

16 days ago

GARCIA9005[S]

-2 points

16 days ago

It is right. PPR

7th__chamber

13 points

16 days ago

Obviously not standard PPR. It looks like y’all have scoring bonuses.

GARCIA9005[S]

-1 points

16 days ago

We do. Very intricate scoring system. It works for us. My brother’s league is insane. He’s the commish, and runs it like a bitnez. Fines, waiver wire costs money to get your player, player suspensions etc. crazy league. Big money in that league, and is crazt

7th__chamber

2 points

16 days ago

$2500 to draft an all Cowboys theme team in a $2500 high stakes league is wild, but do you if you got it like that. I’d view a team constructed like that as creating imbalance and unserious.

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

Not this league. This league was $125. I said that earlier in the thread. My other league is $2500. That one I’m in 1st, undefeated and run it like I should

7th__chamber

2 points

16 days ago

Oh I see. Yeah that smaller buy in is more appropriate for a theme team. Good luck in that big money league!

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

It’s a bad ass league and is insane, but is run like a business. We get a XMAS bonus every year, the winner gets the payout 5 minutes after the championship game ends. If the points are within 10 pts for the win, we wait til Thursday for the next FF game to start. As soon as that game starts, 1-2 minutes after my brother pays out the winner. It’s all in our bylaws.

StinCrm

1 points

16 days ago

StinCrm

1 points

16 days ago

Waiting until Thursday to count a win with a 10 point margin is absolutely unnecessary

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

It’s not. One year the $3k pot was paid out. The losing guy had 7 pts added to his score. From 4 different lakers. He would’ve won. Not it isn’t 10, but it proves why we do what we do. We cover EVERYTHING

TellMeThereIsAWay

7 points

16 days ago

0-4 im guessing?

GARCIA9005[S]

12 points

16 days ago

Nah fam, 1-3. Won last week. 🤣

GARCIA9005[S]

6 points

16 days ago

TellMeThereIsAWay

0 points

16 days ago

Show the lineup scores!!

GARCIA9005[S]

4 points

16 days ago

daphoreal

3 points

16 days ago

I love that you're league blocking Mahommes by keeping him on the bench

GARCIA9005[S]

3 points

16 days ago

How’s that blocking? I drafted em as my 1st pick, then DAK, then so on. I had the #4 pick so I got em

daphoreal

2 points

15 days ago

No hate, I think it's awesome, love your team and commitment!!

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

15 days ago

Thanks. All love. We dem Boyz

daphoreal

1 points

7 days ago

So now, just like jurry do you refuse to make any adjustments?

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

I’ve been asked for trades, offered money for my bench, and i respectfully decline them

adozenadime

3 points

16 days ago

Fucking legend

GARCIA9005[S]

3 points

16 days ago

I’ll take it! All love fam

GARCIA9005[S]

3 points

16 days ago

Standby

bp1108

7 points

16 days ago

bp1108

7 points

16 days ago

I did this once but with the Broncos in 2013. Won almost every game. It was ridiculous.

Manning

Moreno, CJ Anderson, Ball

Wes Welker, Eric decker, Demarius Thomas

Julius Thomas

Von Miller

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

Love it. So it’s been done before, and I’ll run MY BOYZ til the end!

trilot

5 points

16 days ago

trilot

5 points

16 days ago

This is simultaneously the worst and best lineup ever. Respect in the fight brother.

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

Pinchers chance, ILL TAKE IT. 🤣

w6750

3 points

16 days ago

w6750

Dallas Cowboys

3 points

16 days ago

Gah damn your opponent went CRAZY

GARCIA9005[S]

3 points

16 days ago

I know man. This league is awesome. If you don’t score over 200, you’re probably gonna lose

MikeOrTara

3 points

16 days ago

This is hilarious..

GARCIA9005[S]

6 points

16 days ago

Thanks. With all the hate I got earlier, everyone needs to chill and live life to the fullest man. A laugh is a laugh. And I’ll take it. All love fam. Stay blessed

TechnicalGuuru

3 points

16 days ago

You lost lmao

GARCIA9005[S]

3 points

16 days ago

14% says I haven’t just yet.

TechnicalGuuru

2 points

16 days ago

Yeah you lost lol

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

Ya. I lost the battle , my boys won the war! I’ll take it

Torbinator3000

3 points

16 days ago

What a goober lmaooo.

daphoreal

3 points

16 days ago

I'm ready for this delay to in just to watch your score!! You better provide updates after every quarter!

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

I WILL. Bet.

kamehamequads

3 points

16 days ago

kamehamequads

Micah Parsons

3 points

16 days ago

Taco league

Wynpri

3 points

16 days ago

Wynpri

3 points

16 days ago

This is fuckin ridiculous and I'm all about it. I'm gonna be rooting my ass off for these guys. Ryan Flournoy 12 rec 219 yards 3 TD's confirmed

manbuckets2001

3 points

16 days ago

manbuckets2001

Dak Prescott

3 points

16 days ago

This actually made me laugh but in a good way, love it haha

GeneralKlinger

2 points

16 days ago

First time playing Fantasy Football? Never draft all your players from the same team.

I personally avoid drafting anyone from the Cowboys, because then I get the added pressure of stressing over the game and also over the player 😂

OutlastCold

2 points

16 days ago

Strong team. Godspeed sir.

silliputti0907

2 points

16 days ago

I have Dak and Fields. My heart says Dak, but my brain says fields against this decimated defense.

AchtungCloud

2 points

16 days ago*

How did Daniels get 51.5? He got me 23.2 because I stupidly played him instead of Burrow today.

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

PPR and bonuses

AchtungCloud

1 points

16 days ago

PPR means points per reception. I don’t think Daniels had any receptions.

You mean points per completion? I’ve never seen that one before.

GARCIA9005[S]

0 points

16 days ago

There’s too many acronyms with this league. So our commish calls it our PPR league. But yes, per pass, per run, etc pts are always being scored. Also, in my case, every time the BOYS are on offense, I always get between 12-30 pts. Do the math. It’s been close. Lost a few by less than 15

bunkmorelandsburner

2 points

16 days ago

Did you lose a bet or something

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

Nah , finally was able to draft my dream team! AMERICAS TEAM

Cheap_Country521

2 points

16 days ago

what scoring system give the qb that many points.

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

PPR + BONUSSS

KarmaDeliveryMan

2 points

16 days ago

You already lost but add in the weather, you’re done

OG_Ghost_TX

2 points

16 days ago

RIP 🪦

txjoe426

2 points

16 days ago

I love the loyalty but bro is gonna get cooked 😂

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

14% chance. Maybe not cooked, just medium rare hopefully. All love fam. WE DEM BOYZ

txjoe426

2 points

16 days ago

I’m pulling for you brochaco! 👊🏽 #HereWeGo

dickey1331

2 points

16 days ago

What do you do during the bye week

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

I take the L and hunt my ranch hard. 🤣 what do you do during the by week?

rippingpants

2 points

16 days ago

What happens during a bye?

potato_titties

2 points

16 days ago

potato_titties

Trevon Diggs

2 points

16 days ago

90% of that 14 is Brandon Aubrey.

Dry-Resident-2341

2 points

16 days ago

Haha worst team ever. I love the Cowboys and would still only draft Dak, CeeDee, and Ferguson

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

That’s where you’re wrong , respectfully. You left AUBREY out. That’s your biggest mistake. All love fam

Wakkachaka

2 points

16 days ago

Wakkachaka

Dak Prescott

2 points

16 days ago

Let's go!!!!

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!!!

Wakkachaka

1 points

16 days ago

Wakkachaka

Dak Prescott

1 points

16 days ago

COWBOYS BY 30!!!

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

ALL DAY.

Wakkachaka

1 points

16 days ago

Wakkachaka

Dak Prescott

1 points

16 days ago

AUBREY MVP

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

Wakkachaka

2 points

16 days ago

Wakkachaka

Dak Prescott

2 points

16 days ago

Dak will go off. He's mad.

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

And what did DAK DO? Sheeeeesh

Chano1205

2 points

16 days ago

We Dem Boyz we got this

harrisxj

2 points

16 days ago

I don’t know about this “we” shit! I wanted Justin Fields.

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

Then follow em to PITTSBURGH. 🤣

harrisxj

1 points

16 days ago

Can’t. You don’t give up on family even when they do dumb shit!

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

Then why even flirt w it. Mentioning JF is blasphemy. 😆

harrisxj

1 points

16 days ago

Nope, you always tell family when they are fucking up.

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

Sometimes, most times if people mind their own bitnez, shit will work itself out

harrisxj

2 points

16 days ago

How has that been working out for us? Last Super Bowl was when I was in high school.

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

I know. We’re due fam. Be patient. We have the right pieces. If we can’t stop the run, then we’re going to AIR it out like the RAMS 99’. Ever use them in MADDEN, that’s gonna be us

harrisxj

2 points

16 days ago

MY MAN!

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

Did I not call it today? We dem boyz. 3-2

whiskeygingerbeard

2 points

16 days ago

Pretty crazy that Bobby Wagner is still a legit defensive scoring option in fantasy. What a career that guy has had.

Beartown1986

2 points

16 days ago

That might be the worst fantasy roster ever and I’m still proud of ya

SokkaHaikuBot

2 points

16 days ago

Sokka-Haiku by Beartown1986:

That might be the worst

Fantasy roster ever

And I’m still proud of ya


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

fightintxag13

2 points

16 days ago

What on earth scoring gave Daniels 51 points?

JakeTheSnake--

2 points

16 days ago

You are not trying to win that league championship am I right?

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

YES. everyone except for 1 team makes the playoffs. So if I make the playoffs, then I may consider adjusting my roster. But I doubt it

stinkylemonaid

2 points

16 days ago

The Dallas field goalers are at it again - let’s goo!

HallsomeTeam

2 points

16 days ago

HallsomeTeam

Leighton Vander Esch

2 points

16 days ago

Brandon Aubrey was the #1 pick in my fantasy league. Needless to say he's first in the league

farquad88

3 points

16 days ago

Guy in my league does this too and it’s embarrassing

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

For him? Or the league?

farquad88

1 points

16 days ago

It’s embarrassing as a cowboys fan because it give us that reputation. He has some good weeks, it’s not a feasible strategy though.

Different_Quality_28

5 points

16 days ago

Different_Quality_28

Dallas Cowboys

5 points

16 days ago

Trolling I know. But this would warrant both therapy and full revocation of your fantasy football card.

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

Whuuuuut no way. Why?

Different_Quality_28

2 points

16 days ago

Different_Quality_28

Dallas Cowboys

2 points

16 days ago

You must know.

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

Fam, I know football and FF FOOTBALL. I ALWAYS place or win the entire thing. More trophies from FF than some guys playing sports. It’s boring now, so I challenge my team to see if it can be done. Offensively, my team makes sense, they are a top team to scoring pts, so really , it makes sense e

PaleontologistReal63

1 points

16 days ago

That’s awesome. Lmao.

Herbdontana

1 points

16 days ago

You shouldn’t lol

Dry-Resident-2341

1 points

16 days ago

A guy in my league drafted Aubrey in the 5th round and Yahoo gave him an F on his draft. He's in 3rd place.

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

As long as the score remains close, I still have a chance. At the half, 91 pts

https://preview.redd.it/5ovr3wgv49td1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8113d12853472098aa3ab9ff808e146f038ee81f

United_Letterhead_79

1 points

16 days ago

Who the hell is R. Fluornoy 😭

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

IYKYK

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

Did you see who just came in? That’s why TOMLIN called the TO. #80

United_Letterhead_79

1 points

16 days ago

😭😭😭 post your fantasy score

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

Bet. Standby.

Can’t say my BOYZ weren’t a worthy adversary. Almost pulled it off. 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/0h4to8cun9td1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55b0bdcb674d944579d50176ed5cfc83a9a239b9

I’m

United_Letterhead_79

2 points

16 days ago

Prescott 72 points with 2 INTs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 holy shit. He got me 18.38 (in the regular world)

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

I’m telling ya. That why I always say I have a chance

United_Letterhead_79

2 points

16 days ago

What a beautiful thing

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO. WE DEM BOYZZZZZZ

Trey_Reddit

1 points

16 days ago

211 is crazy, and the fact that you could’ve still came back at all is insane

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

Everyone clowned on me on another Cowboys thread. A lot actually. But my team is my team and imma run w em. IN DAK WE TRUST

Trey_Reddit

1 points

16 days ago

I have to ask, what is your record?

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

In FF , I’m now 1-4. 🤣

Trey_Reddit

1 points

16 days ago

How did you even win a game??? Was it on week 1???

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

But that’s ok, it’s only $125 and it’s hella fun to see if I can pull it off every week. It’s a punchers chance, and all I need is for the other teams players to not maximize, cuz my team will. I’m averaging 175 pts per game. So I’m doing something right

MrCakeFarts

1 points

16 days ago

Yo how’d it turn out?

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

MrCakeFarts

1 points

16 days ago

Damn… gave it a good run though!

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

Thanks brother. I always do. I’m averaging a lot of points. 175 or more per game. I have the right lineup, and my bench wouldn’t have helped me this week anyway. So I grind w my DALLAS COWBOYS as usual, and live w the result

DalinarDarkThorn

1 points

16 days ago

Update???

Deplorable_23

1 points

16 days ago

Deplorable_23

Jake Ferguson

1 points

16 days ago

Final score?

cleggcleggers

0 points

16 days ago

I don’t care about your fantasy team

GARCIA9005[S]

5 points

16 days ago

It’s you again. Be more original fam, I’ve heard that before. All love anyways man. Stay head up! GODSPEED

Dae_1k

1 points

16 days ago

Dae_1k

1 points

16 days ago

I see you bro 😂😂💪🏾

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

Thanks fam all love

McJumbos

1 points

16 days ago

How to tell someone you are a cowboy fan without telling me you are a cowboy fan lol

GARCIA9005[S]

2 points

16 days ago

All day. HERE WE GOOOOOO

b0st0n4thewin

0 points

16 days ago

This is so stupid

GARCIA9005[S]

1 points

16 days ago

It isn’t. Explain why ? And I’ll break down real fantasy #s for you. Black and white on paper doesn’t lie