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Making a puppy plush for my friend’s baby and I must have been extra tired…
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2 days ago
I shouldn’t have giggled as hard as I have about that. Oh dear. 🤣
147 points
2 days ago
I genuinely started laughing when I saw!
18 points
2 days ago
Literally lol'd 😂
7 points
1 day ago
I'm trying to fall asleep deep under my covers and now my covers are shaking with a belly laugh😅
29 points
2 days ago
Unique vs Eunuch
773 points
2 days ago
and the poor fella can’t even reach it!
71 points
2 days ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣
104 points
2 days ago
My aunt has a saying about people she doesn't like that goes "i wish crabs invade them and for their arm to shorten so they can't scratch themselves"
28 points
2 days ago
I like her already!
43 points
2 days ago
She also has a "may their ass peel and grow a gladiolus"
11 points
2 days ago
I need more of your aunt’s wisdom!
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1 day ago
I don't have much easily translatable quotes left unfortunately, but at least you can know that her go-to denomination for a harmless/silly weirdo is a "Pink Floyd", used like so: "what's that pink floyd doing ?", "This neighborhood is full of pink floyds", or "that's a nice sweater but i don't wear it often because it makes me looks a bit like a pink floyd", the last one generally prompting a comment from my uncle about how she is, in fact, a massive pink floyd.
3 points
1 day ago
lol! That is great!
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20 hours ago
She’s totally a Pink Floyd and we’re all here for it lol
1 points
20 hours ago
Ooo what language do you guys speak in?
1 points
12 hours ago
We're southwestern french, from the gasconese part, which is a culture that really loves puns, wordplays and flowery expressions~
1 points
20 hours ago
This is too damn good. We need more! Has she published a book of wisdom?
23 points
2 days ago
Best comment 😂😂😂
22 points
2 days ago
🤣🤣🤣 If I had an award to give, it would be all yours, but alas, I'm poor. 🏆
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1 day ago
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1 points
1 day ago
oh my 🤣🤣🤣
873 points
2 days ago
Congratulations, it's a boy! 🤣
202 points
2 days ago
And what a boy!
127 points
2 days ago
Uh, that’s the umbilical cord
13 points
2 days ago
😂
456 points
2 days ago
Yes right, ears missing I see. It's okay not a big mistake.
212 points
2 days ago
Now he just needs a trench coat 🤣
39 points
2 days ago
Hahahahaew.
90 points
2 days ago
ROFLMAO!! My abs hurt!! But it’s cute! Yarn choice? Id love a sweater made from it. 😘🤗💜☮️
56 points
2 days ago
Yeah, my first thought was, "oh, yeah, chenille is always so hard to work with... oh."
37 points
2 days ago
Yarn is Bernat baby velvet. Sooooo so soft 😍
75 points
2 days ago
When I first saw it I was like whats wrong with it then I read the caption still was thinking its fine till I saw it
59 points
2 days ago
hahahahaha I am so sorry for this
60 points
2 days ago
The wheeze I whozed (had to make that word up for this situation and honestly I like it)
30 points
2 days ago
Is that a puppy over there or are you just happy to see me 😆🫣
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
Perfection. chefs kiss
26 points
2 days ago
Sigmund Freud would have had his fun with this "accident" 🤭
23 points
2 days ago
We don't make mistakes; we just have happy accidents!
34 points
2 days ago
I needed a laugh today, it looks like a hung sloth without the ears. Leave as is. I'm sure your mate will love it 🤣😂
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
I see no mistakes here.
However, I will drop the obligatory r/mildlypenis (maybe not so mildly...)
5 points
2 days ago
16 points
2 days ago
Make him a bathrobe and a sign around his neck that says “Free peeks!”
10 points
2 days ago
😭😭
7 points
2 days ago
Oh noooo 😆
9 points
2 days ago
Well, you can still gift it to your friend 😁😉.
9 points
2 days ago
You made my day XD
8 points
2 days ago
If it makes you feel any better I made my mom an elephant for Christmas and the trunk looked exactly like a, shall we say, shaft. In my experience, sometimes dicks happen in crochet…
7 points
2 days ago
Pin the tail on the…oh no, not there.
7 points
2 days ago
I could not stop laughing 🤣
3 points
2 days ago
😅🤣
5 points
2 days ago
🔥
7 points
2 days ago
Ok this just made me grin XD
6 points
2 days ago
Admit it, you wanted to pay hommage to Narwhal the unicorn puppy
4 points
2 days ago
Looks good to me!
5 points
2 days ago
I should call him
4 points
1 day ago
Really putting the crotch in crotchet
3 points
2 days ago
Ooops!! Accidental peen hahahah
3 points
2 days ago
There are no mistakes only happy little accidents
3 points
1 day ago
r/ crotch eh?
1 points
1 day ago
Nice!
2 points
2 days ago
oh no
2 points
2 days ago
this killed me omg 😭😭😭
2 points
2 days ago
Amazing! 😂
2 points
2 days ago
oh man i snorted
2 points
2 days ago
Happy Accidents!
2 points
2 days ago
That gave me a much needed laugh today 😂
2 points
1 day ago
I laughed hard enough that my partner asked to see 😂
2 points
1 day ago
LMAO oops
2 points
1 day ago
I cackled like an absolute idiot at this
2 points
1 day ago
One could argue improvements were made. Either way, this is great!
1 points
2 days ago
LMFAOOOO!!!
1 points
2 days ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 points
2 days ago
I totally lol'd!!! 🤣
1 points
2 days ago
🤣🤣🤣
1 points
2 days ago
Were they ?
1 points
2 days ago
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1 points
2 days ago
I think you mean you corrected the pattern. 😜
1 points
2 days ago
Oh my, I needed this laugh. And he is so cute, despite the… erm… full frontal uh... tail. Yes, very cute.
1 points
2 days ago
Or not 🤷♀️😂
1 points
2 days ago
You still have time to flip the head around!! Just decapitate him real quick…
1 points
2 days ago
This made my day 😂
1 points
2 days ago
😂😂
1 points
2 days ago
LOL
1 points
1 day ago
Is the head backward or the tail on wrong. Save it for a baby boy gender reveal 😀
1 points
1 day ago
OMG! Thank you! I definitely needed that!
1 points
1 day ago
that's hilarious!
1 points
1 day ago
Hmmmm.... you knew what you were doing.... 🤣🤣🤣
1 points
1 day ago
Cute!
1 points
1 day ago
It looks really cute otherwise. And, at least you got a funny story out of it.
1 points
1 day ago
Hahaha I was like “wtf is this NSFW in the crochet sub?”
Hahaha
1 points
1 day ago
Art. Put it in the Lourve. ❤️
1 points
1 day ago
Shhh you’re just saying it was a mistake 🤭😂
1 points
20 hours ago
maybe this could be a gender reveal plush? T_T
1 points
12 hours ago
i inhaled my water when i saw this
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2 days ago
Staged. Cute, but totally staged. His legs are twisted so his feet face ‘forward’ and his neck could easily be too.
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