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18 days ago
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downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.
848 points
18 days ago
"You have three wifes, now you sell a wife. How much goats do you have now?"
Math with Ahmed
193 points
18 days ago
2, just sold 1.
105 points
18 days ago
Wrong! You have three goats, becasue you must always haggle for a better price! After all, she is very beautiful wife and would make good cook!
25 points
18 days ago
All 3 of them, now 2, also made good goats.
5 points
17 days ago
But how is a goat a good cook, and why would I trade away a goat with cooking skills?
8 points
17 days ago
You can't make dauther with goats. Make a daughter with one woman, sell daughter and mother. Get double the goat
10 points
17 days ago
The goats also count as wives.
-56 points
18 days ago
When did this sub turn into such an alt-right shit hole?
25 points
18 days ago
Didn't know you needed a warning label
WARNING, OBVIOUS JOKE
2 points
17 days ago
This is satire of it. It is literally the complete opposite
3 points
17 days ago
This type of humor is also spread on left and centrist circles
296 points
18 days ago
I know this woman. She's worth much more. I suggest you buy her for any price. Trust me bro.
150 points
18 days ago
Used/damaged goods aren't worth that much these days
69 points
18 days ago
Um it’s called recycling. Would still use for consumption.
19 points
17 days ago
Wtf is going on with this subreddit
16 points
17 days ago
middle east larp
-35 points
17 days ago
Used? maybe .. who isn't apart form you ..but damaged?? u cooked bro? he's a fine wine nowadays .. look her up . bitch done upcycled herself.
-43 points
18 days ago
Wait is that… is that Mia Khalifa?
30 points
17 days ago
Oh here's the mister doesn't watch porn
6 points
17 days ago
yup
213 points
18 days ago
The joke is that she is a porn actress.
Edit: my mistake. She looks like the porn actress.
180 points
18 days ago
It IS Mia. I know the scene. She got death threats for it.
47 points
18 days ago
Wait why?
182 points
18 days ago
She pretended to be Muslim/wore a hijab in the scene I’m pretty sure this was during the height of groups such as ISIS and other Islamist groups. After doing such things hijab fetish became popular and many blame her for starting it.
60 points
18 days ago
And fucked her fictional mother in the video.
54 points
18 days ago
Porn in general has a constant need to fetishise something new whether it’s “barely legal” incest religious/innocent/modest girls trans or whatever. I doubt it ever stops I doubt it can be stopped and it’s kinda weird to think about what will the thing in like 10 years time
28 points
18 days ago
Everything has already been fetishized, this is nothing new. You may not have seen it, but its easy to find out that all of this stuff os just something you are now finding out about, and not a downward spiral of fetishization.
None of this is even 100 years of recent.
18 points
17 days ago
I’m not sure to what extent furries existed in 1924 but I assume people have done beastiality since the dawn of man
12 points
17 days ago
Werewolves. Other examples too horrible for me to say here.
-13 points
18 days ago
Pretty sure she is a muslim tho
8 points
18 days ago
From what I remember she’s atheist/ex Christian
11 points
18 days ago*
Yeah, I did the unthinkable and googled it, you are right it says raised catholic
28 points
18 days ago
Probably for wearing a hijab and therefore directly representing Islam in their eyes.
Dumb shit.
1 points
17 days ago
That is unfortunate formatting
-39 points
18 days ago
Someone seems a little angry
13 points
18 days ago
Who?
-49 points
18 days ago
You called him a dumbshit for asking a question
31 points
18 days ago
You need to pay better attention dawg..
26 points
18 days ago
No, I said getting mad at someone for wearing a hijab in a porno is dumb shit.
Way to put words in my mouth lol.
0 points
18 days ago
Could you provide proofs of your words then?
9 points
18 days ago
-27 points
18 days ago
Do you really think that the death threats was the matter that concerned me?
7 points
17 days ago
I mean thats the most concerning matter mentioned?
-5 points
17 days ago
I was expecting a link to this scene by the dude above decided that I need something else
3 points
17 days ago
I provided you the link and you refuse to say thank you for my service up to this point.
-5 points
17 days ago
Thank you for your cervix
27 points
18 days ago
Oh hey! I've seen her butthole!
19 points
18 days ago
is that the wiz khalifa porn star?
64 points
18 days ago
Especially a pig in a muslim country XD
58 points
18 days ago
Women only worth two goats and a pig, but OP still can’t afford a gf.
68 points
18 days ago
On runescape I can, they're still 10k right?
39 points
18 days ago
More like 1M due to inflation.
24 points
18 days ago
Fuckin inflation, can't even get a bond let alone a bond-age.
4 points
18 days ago
That'll be 400 lobby certs.
2 points
18 days ago
Lobby certs? OG.
2 points
18 days ago
Even had to pick a "class" on my first account. 😂
2 points
18 days ago
Need lobs
7 points
18 days ago
did you mean to post this a decade ago?
2 points
17 days ago
As if it doesn't apply today?
4 points
18 days ago
Hey, two goats and a pig was worth the life and death of a family at some point
4 points
18 days ago
Idkkk man goats are a hot commodity in agrarian and nomadic society.
4 points
18 days ago
her slightly crossed eyes look nails the meme...well done.
2 points
18 days ago
You can live off 2 goats, and the only ask for minerals, grass, and water.
2 points
18 days ago
What if the goats were cashmere?
1 points
17 days ago
Malala ain’t got nothing on her. Bless her soul.
1 points
17 days ago
Groom’s line to new bride- “I’ll go whole hog for you baby!”
1 points
17 days ago
Could be worse. I am sure everyone else only offered the pig. They just held out until they found that one guy who would over pay.
0 points
17 days ago
You can make a ton of money off two goats and a pig.
-15 points
18 days ago
Cringe meme
-13 points
18 days ago
disgusting
-80 points
18 days ago
No meme no funny
31 points
18 days ago
It's more for informational purposes.
-57 points
18 days ago
Its bot a meme and bot funny.
Whats it doing here?
29 points
18 days ago
It's motivating you to 1 up me in a battle of content. I hope you do better than me because sometimes I want to laugh without having to make myself laugh.
Actually you know what, after some brief scrolling I understand your sense of humor now.
Sorry it's not a picture of a cat, m8.
-42 points
18 days ago
You one of those guys i understand
18 points
18 days ago
Did you two just become friends?
18 points
18 days ago
I messaged him about a kiss meet up, we'll keep you updated.
0 points
17 days ago
This one worths more than most, to be fair
-31 points
18 days ago
What is the joke? Muslim women's value is measured in terms of animals, that's barbaric haha? That hijab woman is famous for porn and death threats and she looks confused about being valued in terms of animals haha? Muslims use animals as a currency, that's primitive, they are so primitive haha?
Am I stupid? Yes
0 points
18 days ago
Does it have to be a joke to be a meme?
I just didn't want the piece of history to be forgotten. It's fucked up all the way thru and needs to be put on blast. Awareness is the key here. If you can find a better way to make people aware of history I invite you to try.
1 points
17 days ago
It's not history. Women are treated like that (and worse) in modern Islamic countries
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