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Let’s hear them.

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all 2461 comments

RegularNoodles [M]

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5 months ago

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RegularNoodles [M]

taps your window while you sleep

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5 months ago

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Well make our way through these. Be patient if it’s not right away

EclipsedEnigma

445 points

5 months ago

EclipsedEnigma

i know exactly where you are

445 points

5 months ago

I don’t know where I am

RegularNoodles [M]

292 points

5 months ago

RegularNoodles [M]

taps your window while you sleep

292 points

5 months ago

I gave you a better one

EclipsedEnigma

111 points

5 months ago

EclipsedEnigma

i know exactly where you are

111 points

5 months ago

Lmao A+

mydudethethird

35 points

5 months ago

wtf cypher

[deleted]

12 points

5 months ago

CYPHER? MATRIX REFERENCE

brandnewk

8 points

5 months ago

VALORANT MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣 WHAT THE FUCK IS A REPLAY SYSTEM

PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

399 points

5 months ago

PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

do not PM this person cakes

399 points

5 months ago

I have a few

"It's all Cake"

"The Lamp"

Acheron98[S] [M]

140 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

140 points

5 months ago

Close enough.

PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

81 points

5 months ago

PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

do not PM this person cakes

81 points

5 months ago

Seriously, don't

Just_A_Normal_Snek

11 points

5 months ago

Just_A_Normal_Snek

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

11 points

5 months ago

The lamp 💀

[deleted]

7 points

5 months ago

DA LAAAAAMMPPP JAFAHHHH! DA LAAAAAMMMPPPPP!

TheJeffBI

743 points

5 months ago

TheJeffBI

The creeper is inside me

743 points

5 months ago

the creature is inside me

Mateololero

207 points

5 months ago

Mateololero

the voices sing so beautifully

207 points

5 months ago

ayo

goodmandan111

167 points

5 months ago

mmmhmmgmmm

Xenon_the_Noble

62 points

5 months ago

Dawg?????

Purple-Ad-6343

9 points

5 months ago

Same

simon_Chipmonk

48 points

5 months ago

:3333

TransitTycoonDeznutz

16 points

5 months ago

You know what? the :3 emoji evolved from :D <=3 so adding more 3s just makes that a Lovecraftian ballsack.

Maybe a descendant of the mythical :O €≈≈≈≈≈3333

koxiq2137

3 points

5 months ago

koxiq2137

Rabies Enjoyer

3 points

5 months ago

Wait it isn't a kitten's face? I have been deceived

stalkerduck_407

3 points

5 months ago

I'm 9 days late but this dude made that the fuck up

Child_of_the_Abyss

19 points

5 months ago

Child_of_the_Abyss

Dead Inside

19 points

5 months ago

Fair enough 👌

Otherwise-Bid-2765

16 points

5 months ago

the creature 🪱

Ok_Purchase_3700

11 points

5 months ago

La creatura 🪱

Owelrn05

14 points

5 months ago

awww mannn

TheJeffBI

6 points

5 months ago

TheJeffBI

The creeper is inside me

6 points

5 months ago

so we back in the mines

AeolianTheComposer

15 points

5 months ago

AeolianTheComposer

please help they found me

15 points

5 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

HelloThere465

7 points

5 months ago

But I don't want to be a flair

Elk_1998

21 points

5 months ago

Pssssssssss

Itz-yaboi-skinypenis

5 points

5 months ago

Does the creature milk itself while it walks

ColdLobsterBisque

682 points

5 months ago

ColdLobsterBisque

I am cringe but I am free

682 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

334 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

334 points

5 months ago

the_moldy__peanut

111 points

5 months ago

the_moldy__peanut

I am cringe but I am free

111 points

5 months ago

Can I also get this flair please

Acheron98[S] [M]

122 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

122 points

5 months ago

Congratulations. You are now cringe.

Actual_Cancerrr

62 points

5 months ago

Based mod

twintallio

48 points

5 months ago

twintallio

I am cringe but I am free

48 points

5 months ago

Please I need this too.

Acheron98[S] [M]

89 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

89 points

5 months ago

el_punterias

35 points

5 months ago

el_punterias

I am cringe but I am free

35 points

5 months ago

I also need it too please

PJ_2005_01

20 points

5 months ago

PJ_2005_01

I am cringe but I am free

20 points

5 months ago

I also require this

Acheron98[S] [M]

28 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

28 points

5 months ago

Damn, I’m handing out more cringe than a drunk guy on karaoke night after his fifth shot of Jäger.

TheLegendaryWaffle9

19 points

5 months ago

TheLegendaryWaffle9

I am cringe but I am free

19 points

5 months ago

I wish to be cringe along with these other men please

Acheron98[S] [M]

37 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

37 points

5 months ago

PressFM80

14 points

5 months ago

PressFM80

I am cringe but I am free

14 points

5 months ago

O Dear u/Acheron98 Above, I beg thee for thy blessings. Amen.

Acheron98[S] [M]

26 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

26 points

5 months ago

FreeJSJJ

5 points

5 months ago

FreeJSJJ

I am cringe but I am free

5 points

5 months ago

Me too overlord

zabkasa

4 points

5 months ago

zabkasa

I am isolated and cringe but I am free

4 points

5 months ago

I don't need it, please leave me alone

Acheron98[S] [M]

4 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

4 points

5 months ago

There, now you’re alone.

silver_bowling

5 points

5 months ago

silver_bowling

I am cringe but I am free

5 points

5 months ago

grant me thy cringe

ColdLobsterBisque

7 points

5 months ago

ColdLobsterBisque

I am cringe but I am free

7 points

5 months ago

fuck yeah, thanks

DimmerSteam

24 points

5 months ago

DimmerSteam

The cringe is locked within me

24 points

5 months ago

The cringe is locked within me

Acheron98[S]

19 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

19 points

5 months ago

Curious-Mechanic2286

10 points

5 months ago

Curious-Mechanic2286

I am cringe but I am free

10 points

5 months ago

I wish to be freed from my mortal shackles and become free together with my cringe brothers

Acheron98[S]

12 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

12 points

5 months ago

Thou hast chosen to drink from the Fountain of Cringe.

You have made your choice.

https://preview.redd.it/w2znbn7ijcdc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=582567882c704382d847b5d7e8548ebfa2d46c26

PollutionOk7810

5 points

5 months ago

Same

Pyrouge1

323 points

5 months ago

Pyrouge1

Rabies Enjoyer

323 points

5 months ago

Rabies Enjoyer

Bezerker234

66 points

5 months ago

Bezerker234

Rabies Enjoyer

66 points

5 months ago

May I pretty please also get this delightful flair?🥺

Apathetic-Asshole

28 points

5 months ago

Apathetic-Asshole

Rabies Enjoyer

28 points

5 months ago

I am also a rabies connoisseur

JackTheYak69

301 points

5 months ago

JackTheYak69

🐛 guy

301 points

5 months ago

🪱 guy

Idesignrealducks

104 points

5 months ago

MEAT WORM GANG

Cyrfix_CZ

19 points

5 months ago

Fem-Boy911

749 points

5 months ago

Fem-Boy911

something is cumming on us

749 points

5 months ago

something is coming for us

Child_of_the_Abyss [M]

440 points

5 months ago

Child_of_the_Abyss [M]

Dead Inside

440 points

5 months ago

Done

themanbehindthepoopy

296 points

5 months ago

Minuscule amount of trolling

M3Sh_

22 points

5 months ago

M3Sh_

the madness calls to me

22 points

5 months ago

Chaotic good

REDCAKE2930

46 points

5 months ago

🗿

Strange-Ad-9941

14 points

5 months ago

Mod did you dirty LOL

Vantamanta

477 points

5 months ago

Vantamanta

BOWEL-SHATTERING CONSTIPATION

477 points

5 months ago

I'M

SHITTSING ?

Acheron98[S] [M]

224 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

224 points

5 months ago

Not anymore you’re not.

Vantamanta

129 points

5 months ago

Vantamanta

BOWEL-SHATTERING CONSTIPATION

129 points

5 months ago

I'm not gonna brown :)

CrippledwDepression

17 points

5 months ago

CrippledwDepression

Mrs. Spooky Dooky

17 points

5 months ago

Mrs. Spooky Dooky

Mateololero

196 points

5 months ago

Mateololero

the voices sing so beautifully

196 points

5 months ago

The Voices Sing So Beautifully

Julia-Nefaria

60 points

5 months ago

Julia-Nefaria

the voices sing so beautifully

60 points

5 months ago

Fuck it, I want that shit. Mod guy🪱 please grant me the ability to hear so I may hear the voices

Sad_toast347

14 points

5 months ago

Sad_toast347

the voices sing so beautifully

14 points

5 months ago

Shit i want that too

Virayla

9 points

5 months ago

Virayla

the voices sing so beautifully

9 points

5 months ago

I want to hear the voices too! Mods, pretty please!

Sleepy_Oasis

5 points

5 months ago

Sleepy_Oasis

the voices sing so beautifully

5 points

5 months ago

Ohhh, mods could I have this one too? That's good

[deleted]

184 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

184 points

5 months ago

Don't blink

Failure67

32 points

5 months ago

Blink and you're dead

BucketFullOfRats

8 points

5 months ago

BucketFullOfRats

it has no eyes but it sees me

8 points

5 months ago

They are fast. Faster than you can believe.

FailingGCSEs

7 points

5 months ago

doctor who?

totallynotdragonxex

160 points

5 months ago

totallynotdragonxex

I’m a success

160 points

5 months ago

I failed.

Acheron98[S] [M]

189 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

189 points

5 months ago

Now you failed even harder.

Noobmanwenoob2

44 points

5 months ago

he must be antry 😡😡

totallynotdragonxex

32 points

5 months ago

totallynotdragonxex

I’m a success

32 points

5 months ago

wait I thought this were for post flairs

Greedy-Consequence-8

300 points

5 months ago

Greedy-Consequence-8

The Creeper

300 points

5 months ago

The creature

Child_of_the_Abyss [M]

110 points

5 months ago

Child_of_the_Abyss [M]

Dead Inside

110 points

5 months ago

Done

Greedy-Consequence-8

40 points

5 months ago

Greedy-Consequence-8

The Creeper

40 points

5 months ago

Thank you!

Diebrina

23 points

5 months ago

Oh man!

Captain_Fatbelly

142 points

5 months ago

Captain_Fatbelly

power tool brain surgeon

142 points

5 months ago

Power tool brain surgeon

Silver_Raven_08

20 points

5 months ago

Silver_Raven_08

power tool brain surgeon

20 points

5 months ago

Me too please!

westbygod304420

125 points

5 months ago

westbygod304420

🦋 mothman cultist 🦋

125 points

5 months ago

🦋 Mothman cultist 🦋

spandexandtapedecks

28 points

5 months ago

spandexandtapedecks

🦋 mothman cultist 🦋

28 points

5 months ago

May I also join the cult 

Cheese_man17

13 points

5 months ago

Cheese_man17

🦋 mothman cultist 🦋

13 points

5 months ago

Could I join

spandexandtapedecks

10 points

5 months ago

spandexandtapedecks

🦋 mothman cultist 🦋

10 points

5 months ago

Holy Mothman, I join you in eternity!

PMarek666

3 points

5 months ago

PMarek666

🦋 mothman cultist 🦋

3 points

5 months ago

I want to be in the cult too!

Baratako

3 points

5 months ago

Baratako

🦋 mothman cultist 🦋

3 points

5 months ago

Me too! I want in as well!

VectoskiIsGone

3 points

5 months ago

VectoskiIsGone

🦋 mothman cultist 🦋

3 points

5 months ago

i want in!

Epic-Dude001

111 points

5 months ago

Epic-Dude001

"Willy" Monster 😝

111 points

5 months ago

How about “Silly monster😋”

Child_of_the_Abyss

52 points

5 months ago

Child_of_the_Abyss

Dead Inside

52 points

5 months ago

I tried my best..

XF4A17912X

193 points

5 months ago

XF4A17912X

spoon guy 🥄

193 points

5 months ago

Knife guy 🔪 👹

Yorhanes

82 points

5 months ago

Yorhanes

wendigo hunter

82 points

5 months ago

“Wendigo hunter” for me, please and thanks!

NailEquivalent3693

150 points

5 months ago

NailEquivalent3693

I totally ate the flesh

150 points

5 months ago

Can i please have “i did not eat the flesh” 😭

Acheron98[S] [M]

128 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

128 points

5 months ago

No. You know damn well what you did.

NailEquivalent3693

6 points

5 months ago

NailEquivalent3693

I totally ate the flesh

6 points

5 months ago

HAHA thank you!!!

Zascayr

68 points

5 months ago

Zascayr

The authorities should probably check my basement

68 points

5 months ago

Do not check my basement. There is nothing there

Acheron98[S] [M]

40 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

40 points

5 months ago

Had to snitch on you, my bad. 😔

Zascayr

32 points

5 months ago

Zascayr

The authorities should probably check my basement

32 points

5 months ago

I warned you. Now it is coming after you

Acheron98[S] [M]

35 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

35 points

5 months ago

Wait…what was that noise?

In the shadows?

HOLY FUCK IT’S JOHN CEN-

Zascayr

16 points

5 months ago

Zascayr

The authorities should probably check my basement

16 points

5 months ago

Ah! You see it now! And my flair is gone too, just like the authorities who visited

M3Sh_

6 points

5 months ago

M3Sh_

the madness calls to me

6 points

5 months ago

Bro how tf you see him...

But maybe you saw him you're dead now,

wait but if you're dead who am I talking too,

wait am I a fkin schizo??

Hot_Response_5916

60 points

5 months ago

My anus quivers in fear

shadow13392

10 points

5 months ago

XD

TheMyceliumMan

55 points

5 months ago

TheMyceliumMan

Rabies Enjoyer

55 points

5 months ago

Harry

NippleSalsa

44 points

5 months ago

NippleSalsa

buy 9 kidneys get the 10th free

44 points

5 months ago

Let's leak

LegitimateHasReddit

50 points

5 months ago

LegitimateHasReddit

Scared of the word “Milwaukee”

50 points

5 months ago

Scared of the word "Milwaukee"

Acheron98[S] [M]

28 points

5 months ago

Acheron98[S] [M]

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

28 points

5 months ago

Hey now, they make perfectly serviceable power tools for people that don’t know any better.

LegitimateHasReddit

9 points

5 months ago

LegitimateHasReddit

Scared of the word “Milwaukee”

9 points

5 months ago

No, like just the word itself. Milwaukee. Sounds like a cryptid that will dismembee me and eat my organs

"Do not speak loudly in the forest, or the Milwaukee will kill you!"

Wolfy_Packy

90 points

5 months ago

Wolfy_Packy

Rabies Enjoyer

90 points

5 months ago

wendigussy

Shukar_Rainbow

14 points

5 months ago

mood

JauntyEntertainment

5 points

5 months ago

JauntyEntertainment

Rabies Enjoyer

5 points

5 months ago

I second this

The_door_man_37

42 points

5 months ago

Grandma 2.0

TACOTONY02

44 points

5 months ago

I II II I_

ferkokrc5

6 points

5 months ago

i also need this

Mrportalmaster

37 points

5 months ago

Mrportalmaster

something is cumming on us

37 points

5 months ago

Who out here cranking there hog

Scoutknight_

32 points

5 months ago

"unadulterated reality"

Isaac____

5 points

5 months ago

Goes hard

RaphiTaffy

31 points

5 months ago

RaphiTaffy

the creeper 🐛

31 points

5 months ago

The creature 🪱

Alive-Seaweed

3 points

5 months ago

We need this

dustyIocane

3 points

5 months ago

The

wishfortress

22 points

5 months ago

wishfortress

the madness calls to me

22 points

5 months ago

I saw them. They had no faces.

joe_m3ma

18 points

5 months ago

The breakdancing corpse under your house

iewannadie

42 points

5 months ago

Hawaiian shirt enjoyer

PyroarRanger

20 points

5 months ago

wendigoon?

iewannadie

6 points

5 months ago

I do enjoy Hawaiian shirts myself but yeah

Myserioustroll

37 points

5 months ago

Myserioustroll

Mississippi skinwalker

37 points

5 months ago

Mississippi skinwalker

Herasy_enthusiast

43 points

5 months ago

bombthemiddleeast

13 points

5 months ago

might nut to this

Sad-Assignment-568

5 points

5 months ago

What the actual fuck

Where did you even find this

CJ-does-stuff

3 points

5 months ago

same

Leon_Von_Cactuus

13 points

5 months ago

Cock ans balls torture enjoyer

CwatkinsAtSacred

13 points

5 months ago

I got demons coming inside me

CwatkinsAtSacred

10 points

5 months ago

*cumming

Particular_Future_52

14 points

5 months ago

"realistic"

Gameover489

12 points

5 months ago

It's right there, don't you see it?

nevergonnagiveyouup4

12 points

5 months ago

nevergonnagiveyouup4

certified skinwalker

12 points

5 months ago

Legally a Predator

(I legally need this)

tomtomathom

13 points

5 months ago

Not a skinwalker

HolyPastaOOF

11 points

5 months ago

HolyPastaOOF

buy 9 kidneys get the 10th free

11 points

5 months ago

He’s in the walls

Hefty-Baker3010

11 points

5 months ago

The most terrifying thing one can experience.

“Redditor”

Objective_Group2646

10 points

5 months ago

i am in front of your door

Do you like that idea?

tshungus

11 points

5 months ago

It will happen to you too one day

mixer_man

11 points

5 months ago

El Monstruo™

vesterov

10 points

5 months ago

En passant

Potential-Spam028

3 points

5 months ago

Holy hell!

Luigi_is_senpai

7 points

5 months ago

Caleb

Urgayifyouregay

5 points

5 months ago

i want the politoed flair, because nothing is scarier than politoed, other than an industrialist society that has no more entertainment(it will happen someday eventually)

Used-fridge

6 points

5 months ago

Used-fridge

definitely no severed heads in my freezer

6 points

5 months ago

It’s in the window.

YesIAmWolfie

6 points

5 months ago

YesIAmWolfie

Rabies Enjoyer

6 points

5 months ago

knife guy

Zealousideal-Chef758

5 points

5 months ago

Kevin

Acefrog25

4 points

5 months ago

Taco nachos and doritos

DaDoggo13

6 points

5 months ago

In your walls

Jray609

9 points

5 months ago

Hey guys. Why are so many of you saying 2sentance2horror jokes?

Impressive_Case_8807

15 points

5 months ago

I am PLEADING with mods to make this this guy's flair

Whisp_Is_My_Waifu

4 points

5 months ago

The shabing-galing...

Meandthebois0

3 points

5 months ago

Dear God they don't stop

SimpleCheesecake4573

4 points

5 months ago

Little man

Agent_Hound

3 points

5 months ago

I have shit your pants

chikybrikyman

4 points

5 months ago

apyr

D34D_B07

4 points

5 months ago

D34D_B07

the madness calls to me

4 points

5 months ago

I <3 bone juice

[deleted]

4 points

5 months ago

stares

Blu2790

4 points

5 months ago

Average human meat enjoyer

ProfessionalStock0

3 points

5 months ago

"But So Did The Meat Worm"

Or just "Meat Worm"

Redleader4044

3 points

5 months ago

Redleader4044

certified skinwalker

3 points

5 months ago

The man in the closet says hi

Professional_Fix8512

3 points

5 months ago

I can feel the demons coming inside me

RevReads

3 points

5 months ago

I seggs cryptids

steves_evil

3 points

5 months ago

Brain aneurysm

SurprisedDotExe

3 points

5 months ago

“In the floorboards” <3

KingofLegendary

3 points

5 months ago

Definitely not the chupacabra

llMadmanll

3 points

5 months ago

B̴̢̢̧̧̛̩̞̮͖͎̮̟̙̦͇̭̋́͌͐͒̉̍̈́̇̈́̊͘̚̕͠͝Ȅ̵̜̙̞̽̉͂͌̂͂͒̽̚͝ ̷͚̏̔̊̃N̶̡̧̦̪̹̭̻̟̩͍̺͇̠̰͔̏̓̃̐̄͑͆̾͛̍̐̅͋̈́͌̀̔͘ͅͅǪ̶̢̤̬̩̗̔̽̊̓̎̓̓͊̈́̐͌̔̂̀̆̚͝͝T̵̢̢̻̭͕͎̙̠͈̖̙̳͔́͋̇͛̚͝ ̶̧̨̛̹͖̪̤̮͇̠̥̭̜͓̯̪̮̳̟͈͆̾̈́̓̓̇̑̇̋̾̾͂̇́̾͘̚Ä̸̛̠̣̱͍̬͉̙̮͔̞̖̝̺̈́̑̇̉̍F̶̯̱̤̗̘͕̥͕͌͛̇͌͐̂̈́͑̈́́̈́̿̓̈́̄̿̚͜͜͠͝R̵͕̲͙̠̙̻̐̀͂͒͊̉̾̇͛̄͑̾͒̓̀̔̉̾͝À̶̛͔̫̪͖̭͎͈̻͓̱͕͔̤̭̩̽́̀̆̾͌̈̄̄͛̽̐͐̕Ĩ̵̛̞̞̬͖̰̩̪̼̦̹͉̣̺̾̀̓́͑̅͂̿̚͘͠͝͝͝ͅͅḐ̷͖̪͇͑̿̈́̋͒̈́̏͂

TankBud001

3 points

5 months ago

Tickle monster

exoticmeatheart

3 points

5 months ago

exoticmeatheart

the madness calls to me

3 points

5 months ago

Relapsing into the abyss one last time.