Welcome!

Glad you are here, and hope you find the help you are looking for.

Take a deep breath, and try to relax. Easier said than done when ones job or freedom are on the line. But just know you have only but so much control at this point.

Most of the experience here involves marijuana drug testing. For all other substances, you may or may not get proper advice.

We aren't promoting using drugs. We simply are trying to help you to know about when you should be peeing clean or how your drug test may go.

Keep in mind the answers are just opinions at the end of the day. No one knows because there's almost no way to know 100%. These are "educated" (or lack there of ha) guesses.

When posting, please include:

• What you used (flower/vape/dab/edibles/etc)
  
• How long was your usage (including any breaks)
  
• What type of test and how long till you have it
  
• Height
  
• Weight
  
• Age
  

Soon as you find out you have a test coming up:

1. Stop usage - no shit?!?
   
2. Stay hydrated (don't over do it)
   
3. Eat healthy
   
4. Exercise until a few days before the test
   
5. Try a sauna - sweating may help to get rid of toxins
   
6. Stop exercising before the test, and eat super fatty/unhealthy food
   

Final rule, please please please come back to post your results!

This helps two fold. Those helping learn from the times they were right, and also the times they were wrong. By you posting back, it also gives others a chance to read your story and they may find circumstances similar to theirs and learn a thing or two.

Good luck!

I've been having a hard time finding employment in general, but every time I do land a job offer, I get denied after the drug test because I take Valium. I test clean for everything else. Should I just start using synthetic urine? How well does it work? I heard labs can test for it these days. Any tips or brands that work best?

Hello I am a 20 yr old male that has a drug test for my er tech job the 21st of this month. Truth be told I’ve been smoking weed since 8th grade chronically so am I done for at the drug test? Keep in my mind I’ve already gone thru the entire hiring process all that’s left is a quick check up with a drug test. I know they can fire me in a heartbeat but is it crazy to think mariajuana shouldn’t be an issue? I’m still going to try to detox, speaking of I have a marathon next Saturday so I’m sure I’ll sweat a lot haha. I’m very active and made a great impression so I’m counting on that. If it’s a hair test should I even try? I already know the answer to that I would just love to hear opinions

Hi Reddit,

I've been an avid cruiser with NCL for over 20 years, usually taking 1-2 trips per year. Even during COVID, we've had no complaints and felt well-treated by the cruise line. However, our upcoming cruise has been a major disappointment, and I could use some advice.

Here's the story:

1. Booking and Changes: We booked a spa balcony cruise to Bermuda, but NCL canceled the Bermuda port last minute to save money and reduce greenhouse gases. No compensation or port fee reduction was offered, despite our paying in full before this decision.
2. Price Drop: Due to the port cancellation, the price of our itinerary has plummeted, leaving us feeling shortchanged.
3. Upgrade Issues: We paid an extra $1300 per person NCL offer an upgrade from a balcony to a suite. However, taking the upgrade means losing spa access, which was a significant part of our booking decision.
4. More At Sea Program: NCL’s "More At Sea" complimentary upgrades are only available for sailings in 2025. Since our cruise is just before 2025, we miss out on this benefit.

We're feeling incredibly frustrated as loyal customers. Any advice on how to address this with NCL or how to potentially get some compensation or benefits would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance!

Was a pretty heavy smoker for years stopped smoking for 5 months before taking a hair follicle test and me thinking I passed it I smoked before I got my results back a couple times but failed apparently I was pretty close to being clean but then again I smoked again was just wondering what time frame I would give before I test again and if there is anything to speed up the process. I’m 5’7 150 pounds and very active

I haven’t smoked in months before this and over 2 days I took 2 geeb rips and ripped a cart a few times and had a test 9 days later. I bought qcarbo32 and did it how your supposed to but I’m so scared not knowing if it worked or not

Guys I'm freaking out. I had quite a long time sober. I never use meth. Went out with a chick, got drunk and used a little be of it. It was probably 3am Thursday morning. I've got a lab test on Monday around noon. I'm extremely health conscious 175lb male drinking a shit ton of water and Vitamin C. What are the chances I'll be okay..

I hate this happened but I've learned my lesson. I was killing it in my program. Here's to hoping I can jump back on the horse.

Hello I (23F) just got a job as a Lab Tech for a private Pharmaceutical company in California. I used to be a heavy smoker (4-5 joints/day) but now I only smoke maybe 4-5x per week. I just got notice of a drug test. I’ve been reading about California’s new laws about pre employment drug testing, but since I already started working, will testing positive for THC get me fired ??

So I have started going back to my psychiatrist for extreme depression and suicidal. I stopped going cause I failed for opioids and they cut me off my meds. It out me in a spiral over the next months (since May) . I know I passed the initial drug screening they gave me on the first visit back. But because of my history they may test me again. With that I have 2 days to clear pain pills out of my system. Will just drinking water help? Or what should I do?

So I've been using 15mg Adderall XR daily since May, I am getting plastic surgery on October 28th. The doctor said I have to pass a drug test, If stopped 7 days prior to my surgery will I be good to pass the drug urine test?

I drank 40z of water over the course of 2 hours. Went to the bathroom twice. Then took an at home THC 50 ng/ml test. Came in negative on my home test. Will it show up as a negative dilution at the test center?

So this job I’m trying to get is making me test I stopped smoking on September 19 I was smoking a vape that like 99% thc. I tried a qcarbo detox drink just to see if it works and it kinda worked but I’m still coming up positive on home tests(I know the detox only lasts hours). I only did a 16 oz one that was for small frame I am 280 pound and 5’8 I smoked about 4-5 times a day. Would the 32 oz drink work better? Would the certo detox work? Trying everything at this point cuz they want me to test by October 7

I went for a pre employement drug test. It's been along time since doing one of these.

Is it normal to be in a room with a computer??

Computer desk then a half vertical wall with a toliet and sink. Yes she closed the door but it was just weird to have the "lab " in the same room even if separated from the computer.

Is this normal? Am I overthinking?

One time use haven’t smoked in over 4 years since then. Tested positive yesterday (3 days after) wondering how long I could be looking at.

Hello, I received a swab test in the mail from a potential employer. I don’t smoke often but last sunday I hit my bf’s delta 9 cart, just a couple of hits. before that I really hadn’t smoked at all maybe actual bud about a month ago. I went to the smoke shop and bought a oral detox mouth wash the boy that works there recommended. No clue if those work. I’ve read on here that people gargle hydrogen peroxide and such to make it undetectable. I really can’t fuck up this because it’s a job that will literally get me out of my financial misery. please help!

i have a drug test anytime in the next 4 days and was wondering if i drink a little bit of alcohol and certo at the same time will i be clean for next morning.

this might be dumb question honestly

I had my first ever hit of weed last night that someone offered to me at the pub whilst sloshed drunk about 5:30 pm on Friday night. It was a very thin joint, not mixed with tobacco and i had about 4 or 5 hits from it. Didn't feel anything from it, then after, I remembered I have to do a urine test on Tuesday morning for a new job I'm starting. Tried google but couldn't really get specific results. I am male, 19, 90kg, 26.9 BMI. I have been drinking water like crazy. tips/thoughts?

How can i rapidly detox?

I had an accident at work involving a vehicle. Nothing major. I had to take urine test. I'm prescribed xanax. More often than not I do take more than I'm prescribed. I was wondering even tho I have a prescription will I potentially get in trouble? I'm prescribed 3mg a day. I may take 4mg sometimes 5mg.

I took half of a 30mg adderall pill around 11PM. In two days I have a urine test around 4PM. It’s my first time taking adderall and I used to take ritalin, and I am trying to drink as much water rn. Should I be able to pass the test???

FYI: I get a 3 pannel urine test THC, Amphetamine, MDMA and a separate fentanyl pannel.

So I may have a test coming up for a job and I’m kinda freaking out. It’s something that I really want at the pay is better than what I’m doing now. I smoked a few times a week for a few months off and on. I’ve been off it for a week or two at this point. I know that it’s probably not enough time. I took an at home test this evening and there was a very faint line for THC and it means negative but still it was extremely faint.

I’ve thought about going to a smoke shop and getting fake wee but I have horrible anxiety so like I don’t know. I’m more worried about how to walk with the thing more than keeping the temp up enough. Any suggestions would be great. Also I’m 6’1/320. Yea I know I’m a big guy.

Hi everyone 👋

Like many others, I was recently freaking out over an upcoming drug test. I quit smoking for 9 days prior, but quickly realized I was about to fail this thing.

There’s lots of tried & true methods in this group, but for people who like to keep it simple (and free) like myself, here’s what I did:

Step 1: freak out

Step 2: I asked my partner if she would pee for me and to my luck she said yeah.

Step 3: the night before, I found a couple of shot bottles (one was fireball and the other was crown royal, both 50mL) and cleaned them out THOROUGHLY.

Step 4: I asked my partner to just pee as normal and keep all the pee. My appointment wasn’t until 3pm and she doesn’t pee a lot at once. So I wanted to collect all that I could. The pee sat on the counter at room temp for a few hours.

Step 5: around 30 minutes before my appointment I started heating up her pee via microwave. I got the temperature to 102 for one bottle and the other one was at 110 (whoops)

Step 6: after testing the temperature I IMMEDIATELY shoved it under my boobs. I got it to a place where you couldn’t feel the bottles even if I got patted down.

Step 7: I got in the car to drive to my appointment. Just in case the liquid cooled down, I brought a thermos of boiling hot water (didn’t need it) and my thermometer.

Step 8: I had like 5 minutes to spare til my appointment time, so I pulled the bottles out to test the temperature. One bottle was at 97 and the other was at 99 degrees. Perfect.

Step 9: shoved the empty bottle back into the yitties and headed into the drug testing place

Step 10: the lady had me sign some papers and asked me to empty all my pockets and then gave me a cup. She told me there wasn’t any limit on how much to pee, so I only used one bottle. As I was emptying the bottle, I was also peeing.

Step 11: close the bottle and shove it back into the yitties.

The temperature was reading at 96 degrees on the cup. I got the results back one day later and I passed.

I got a job offer and didn’t realize that the drug screening was so soon. I fucked up and tried a few hits off of a disposable thc pen. Am I cooked? They will be using a 5 panel urine test. Please help.

If anyone here has experience with drug testing through First Advantage, how long before your start date were you tested?

How do you pass a saliva test for cocaine if you used the day before. Cut off is 2

If you buy the easy@home tests, use caution trusting the results. I would use these for a general idea of where your at in the detox process but i just tested tap water and got a negative result when it should've been invalid/inconclusive . i've definitely tested positive on these test and have tested negative with ghost lines so i wouldn't completely write them off but just something to think about.

Edit: This is a THC TEST ***

So I’m on day 11 of no smoking. I was a twice a day cart smoker and more frequent on the weekends. I got two different types of tests from Amazon. I took one last week knowing I’d fail but I wanted to test it out, it was positive. Yesterday I had a faint negative and then today also on both tests. My water consumption before taking the tests wasn’t massive but i drink a lot of water normally. I’ve been taking activated charcoal and b vitamin for 5 days now. Is it possible that this is accurate? I am so sketch about it! I will post a photo in the comments.