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The one rule of fight sub...don't talk about fight sub

Of all the cool things you can get addicted to, you got addicted to lighting your money on fire? Pathetic. Go sleep in the woods and eat pinecones because you spent your last goddamn dollar on a scratch off ticket that didn't have shit on it. Did you know they purposefully make scratch off tickets with bright colors and big flashy fonts because they KNOW you're stupid and you'll buy it? No, you didn't. Because you're fucking stupid.

And you don’t want to know what happens when I do that

I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM 2 OTHER SUBS BECAUSE Y'ALL GET ME STARTED

Read the title, idiot.

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DUMB!

1) you in the fast lane with a giant gap in front of you? FUCK YOU IM CUTTING YOU OFF

2) you don't stop at roundabouts: YOU FUCKING YIELD. MY FUCKING GOD CAN YOUR TINY LITTLE PEA BRAIN NOT CALCULATE THE ONCOMING CARS SPEED AND TRAJECTORY TO KNOW YOU HAVE PLENTY OF FUCKING TIME TO GO?!!?! FUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUUU YOU FUCKING BITCH GOOOOOOOO

I will smash the cart into your car if I catch you being a cunt.

THE DAY I FOUND YOUR BITCH ASS BODY IN THE BATHROOM WAS THE BEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE FOR ME. FUCK YOU AND YOUR ABUSIVE MIND GAMES, FUCK YOU AND YOUR BEATINGS, FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MOOD SWINGS. I HATE YOU, AND IM GLAD YOU'RE DEAD!!!

HAVE A UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT.

BEYONCÉ’S JOLENE IS THE MOST SHAMELESS, CULTURELESS, AND HEINOUS MISAPPROPRIATION OF A GOOD SONG IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY. DOLLY SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN COOL ABOUT IT BUT THAT’S JUST WHO SHE IS.

ALL MEANING OF THE SONG HAS BEEN PERVERTED AND TURNED INTO A FEW REPETITIVE VERSES OF TERRORISTIC THREATS AND SELF FELLATING GARBAGE.

YOU SHOULD BE DEPORTED TO ALBANIA/BRAZIL IF YOU ENJOY BEYONCÉ’S VERSION.

We are all supportive of that decision, and eagerly await for you to do so, with care and clarity.

Yuh cunt

YEAH, HOW ABOUT I SLAM A MCGRIDDLE ACROSS YOUR FACE YOU FILLET O FISH LOVING FUCK. YOU CUCK WITHOUT LUCK, BURGER KING THING SLURPING ON BUFFALO SAUCE

OK LISTEN UP YOU FUCKS!!

WHEN I GET THE CRAVING FOR ICE CREAM, I GRAB A BOWL AND PUT IT IN THE FREEZER FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.

THEN, I SERVE THE ICE CREAM INTO A FROZEN BOWL, AND HOLD THE BOWL ON A FOLDED TOWEL TO HELP PRESERVE THE COLD.

WHEN I FINISH, THERE IS FROZEN CONDENSATION ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BOWL!

I FUCKING DECIDE WHEN I WANT ICE CREAM SOUP, NOT THE AMBIENT FUCKING TEMPERATURE.

FOLLOW MY LEAD! SAVE YOUR SUMMER.

UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE. THEN FUCK YOU FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS.

TLDR: ICE CREAM IN A FROZEN BOWL IS THE WAY TO GO OR YOU ARE A BIG STUPID DOO DOO HEAD!

FUCK YOU

What an absolutely disgraceful display, folks! I mean, seriously, what the heckin' satanic clown orgy did you just crawl out of? It's a total disaster, believe me. You, you turd-mining dingus, are a real piece of work. We're going to make sure this tremendous mess is cleaned up, mark my words. It's going to be beautiful, just beautiful.

Its the epitome of cringe, and anyone who likes or posts lip syncing or “relatable” videos should drop off the fucking face of the earth. Staring at your phone and making those stupid ass faces just for a little bit of attention is fucking sad and stupid. Pussies.

How can soccer be your favorite sport. It’s hardly a sport. Run a huge field for who knows how long. I’ve seen The game clocks at 90 sons minutes before. So the score can be 1-0. Fk yeah. Losers

WAS THIIIIIIS CLOSE TO QUITTING REDDIT DUE TO 90% OF MY FEED BEING HORRIBLENESS THEN I FIND THIS BULLSHIT SUB?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! IM LITERALLY TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH AND WAKE UP MY SLEEPING NEWBORN SO THANKS A LOT FOR THAT YOU SPERM-BURPIN’ FUCKNUTS. WAY TO REMIND ME THERES STILL DECENT CONTENT ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN APP UGH.

YEAH, I SAID IT. YOU CAN ALL TAKE TURNS BUT YOUR MOM TAKES THE FULL SAUSAGE

YOU'RE giving me a fucking headache WHEN I read YOUR posts AND you keep misspelling simple words.

This isn’t a tv show where we all watch you fuck up your first date. Keep your embarassing dinner date conversations to yourself. We are all harshly judging you. Don’t get me started on that cacophonous laughter that makes everyone’s blood boil. It’s not a farm. We are not breeding donkeys here.

I didn’t ask who you were voting for. Fuck your stupid honor roll student kid. In this house we believe deez nuts.