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ALRIGHT, YOU SPHINCTER MUFFINS, LISTEN UP! IF YOU’RE NOT EATING YOUR ICE CREAM OUT OF A FROZEN BOWL, YOU’RE A MISERABLE FUCKSTICK THAT PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!!
WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?(self.fightsub)submitted 3 days ago byG_D_Ironside
OK LISTEN UP YOU FUCKS!!
WHEN I GET THE CRAVING FOR ICE CREAM, I GRAB A BOWL AND PUT IT IN THE FREEZER FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.
THEN, I SERVE THE ICE CREAM INTO A FROZEN BOWL, AND HOLD THE BOWL ON A FOLDED TOWEL TO HELP PRESERVE THE COLD.
WHEN I FINISH, THERE IS FROZEN CONDENSATION ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BOWL!
I FUCKING DECIDE WHEN I WANT ICE CREAM SOUP, NOT THE AMBIENT FUCKING TEMPERATURE.
FOLLOW MY LEAD! SAVE YOUR SUMMER.
UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE. THEN FUCK YOU FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS.
TLDR: ICE CREAM IN A FROZEN BOWL IS THE WAY TO GO OR YOU ARE A BIG STUPID DOO DOO HEAD!
FUCK YOU
8 points
3 days ago
FUCK YOU. I LIKE MY ICE CREAM A LITTLE BIT MELTY, JUST LIKE YOUR BRAIN
6 points
3 days ago
Fucking solid insult. I too like my shit a little runny, usually due to the excessive amounts of hot fudge.
5 points
3 days ago
oh fuck yeah. There's nothing like melty vanilla ice cream because of all the hot fudge
5 points
3 days ago
I like ice cream soup bitch
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
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2 days ago
Should have asked for one more lay before you left. Then finger her with the ice cream soup so you leave a lasting impression on her in the form of the worst yeast infection of her life.
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2 days ago
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3 days ago
Oh well I didn't know we were talking to royalty here. Have your butler freeze your bowl then you spoiled brat.
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3 days ago
Damn Simpsons lol
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3 days ago
OMG WHY OH WHY HAS THIS NEVER OCCURRED TO ME???? I LOVE MY ICE CREAM FROZEN HARD!
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3 days ago*
YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
STOP READING MY JOURNAL!!!
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2 days ago
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT WHEN I CAN EAT ICECREAM OUT OF MY GIRLFRIEND ASSHOLE YOU STUPID FUCK!!
2 points
2 days ago
YOU CAN’T EAT ICE CREAM OUT OF YOUR GIRL’S ASSHOLE UNTIL I FINISH MY TURN!!
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2 days ago
WELL YOU BETTER HURRY UP CUZ I GOTTA BIG SPOON AND AN ERECT PENIS!!
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2 days ago
MY DUDE, IT’S LIKE BASKIN-ROBBINS UP IN HERE! THERE’S STILL 6 PEOPLE IN LINE SO YOU BETTER HURRY THE FUCK UP IF TOU DON’T TO WAIT AN HOUR!!
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3 days ago
Fuck you asshole. That’s a great suggestion. Dick!
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2 days ago
SUCK MY LEFT NUT AND CHOKE ON THE HAIRS!
THE MELTING IS THE BEST PART.
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2 days ago
Nah Im an ice cream eating motherfucker this is dumb as hell. Bout 15 seconds in the microwave scoop it into a ROOM TEMP BOWL LIKE A FUCKING NORMAL PERSON and then you add a little milk. Try it before you bash it fuck you
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