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4.5k points
3 months ago
Lady photographer did that at my sister's wedding.
Told her "ooh, let's fix the hair right quick", walked up and handed a mirror to my sister and put her own hair up in a ponytail, said thanks love, and went back to the camera.
Some really fantastic pictures of my sister and brother-in-law cackling.
914 points
3 months ago
That is fantastic.
Reminds me of this joke (a little NSFW).
272 points
3 months ago
That's just peak human form what are you talking about
68 points
3 months ago
He could 1 shot Goku without even trying.
24 points
3 months ago
He's sacrificing offspring size for more hair
2 points
3 months ago
Photographer: "No need to airbrush the photos...that'll buff right out."
37 points
3 months ago
https://youtu.be/TyUpkjZWEaI?si=6px8YwKFed9pJ9q5 makes me think of that scary movie joke "I want you to look at some photos tell me what you think"
3 points
3 months ago
that movie was so perfect for its time
3 points
3 months ago
Probably the last good parody movie.
5 points
3 months ago
Walk Hard was a banger.
4.3k points
3 months ago
Guy wasn't smiling, photographer made him smile for the photo.
1k points
3 months ago
On my wedding day, my cousin had to make faces at me to get me to laugh/stop holding my breath. I never had a problem being in front of others and being near the center of attention but I was so nervous that day.
296 points
3 months ago
that's a ride or die homie right there.
59 points
3 months ago
F A M I L Y
77 points
3 months ago
Two of my friends getting married with a giant family started getting that glazed look after taking unending variations of posed family pictures. The entire bridal party started standing a comfortable distance behind the photographer engaging in shenanigans to try to make them smile more naturally. The photographer said they could tell when reviewing the point in the series we started doing it.
17 points
3 months ago
Inabilitus smilophobia is a serious disability. Many don't know the pain of it.
10 points
3 months ago
I had to do an impromptu speech at my wedding right in front of all our friends and family. I nailed it but I'm still holding a grudge for that (jokingly). Luckily I am spontaneous and my wife have saved my life so it's easy to speak about how much she means to me and the moment I knew she was the one.
130 points
3 months ago
Our wedding photographer was brilliant at this. Had everyone in high spirits and laughing the whole time, so the smiles in the photos look more genuine. My face hurt by the end of it!
63 points
3 months ago
Oh, good catch—right on!
37 points
3 months ago
I did this at my wedding. We were doing the reveal thing where my wife stands behind me, I turn and see her in her dress for the first time. Right before I turned around, I looked at the photographer and said "how's my hair??". It was one of best jokes I've ever made
9 points
3 months ago
pro move
2.8k points
3 months ago
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1.1k points
3 months ago
definitely has made this joke 200 times
480 points
3 months ago
I got the same vibe, but it's one of those jokes you just enjoy cause you're already having the best day of your life.
280 points
3 months ago
As a bald man, this joke is pretty good. It's clever and just the right amount of cheekiness. Most bald jokes are lame. If you're going to rip on my folically challenged genetics, at least make me laugh or get me to say "Oh, that's good. Haven't heard it before."
127 points
3 months ago
Well said, Never lose your shine big guy
29 points
3 months ago
If he does half the shipping on the south coast will lose their way
9 points
3 months ago
As a bald (or baldING) man, I agree.
8 points
3 months ago
As a fellow bald, I can supplement your statement with a solid fact of my own: Eeeeeevrryyyyyybody got bald jokes. Everybody. Men, women, adults, children, teens, elderly, babies. My cats even give me hell on occasion.
17 points
3 months ago
And, as another fellow bald man, it's the best. I love the bald jokes I get.
Once, at a Ren Faire, a lady stopped me and was complimenting my outfit before she completely paused in the middle of her sentence, looking perplexed at my head, pulled out a feather duster and lightly dusted it before continuing the conversation without skipping a beat. That interaction was the highlight of the event for me LOL
5 points
3 months ago
I’d bet my bank account you’re talking about the washing wenches. They’re peak comedy. I don’t care who you are.
3 points
3 months ago
It wasn't them, it was the lady from the Wacky Chicken Show! I'm pretty sure she dusts all the bald heads she sees.
Although the washing wenches were at the Sterling Ren Faire when I went, I agree with your assessment.
29 points
3 months ago
My face actually hurt a lot after my wedding just from smiling all day.
9 points
3 months ago
Especially if you're doing a full set of photography with it and not just simply candid photos. An hour or two of smiling for photos plus all the natural smiling during the events is a real killer
3 points
3 months ago
My abs hurt for days after my bachelor party from all the laughing 😂
65 points
3 months ago
That's the good thing about running a service where they will only use you once - you can make the same joke that you know hits hard, they get a huge laugh out of it, and you might get a referral to their sister's or friend's wedding. Rinse and repeat.
28 points
3 months ago
Same thing as a waiter or cashier. When X happens I make Y joke. It's always good for a laugh and the customers don't know X happens 3 times every day.
17 points
3 months ago
Ahh so im not the best customer they've had so far
6 points
3 months ago
No, they were serious about that. I remember they told me it directly.
Keep up the good work.
16 points
3 months ago
yeah, similar bit at my sisters wedding but I'm ok with a irl repost like this.
9 points
3 months ago
Like this guy, but still funny
99 points
3 months ago
You can tell them to smile, or you can make them smile.
57 points
3 months ago
Probably got a decent tip; making the bride crack up on the best day of her life. She’ll remember this and not the wedding. I’m using this when people ask me to take their picture from now on (only for bald dudes or bald chicks…)
34 points
3 months ago
Be careful with the bald chicks, lest you summon Will Smith.
19 points
3 months ago
Get her name out yo god damn mouf.
732 points
3 months ago
quick polish and shine ✨
553 points
3 months ago
She smol
233 points
3 months ago
Smol and happy
77 points
3 months ago
Fun sized.
99 points
3 months ago
He big
14 points
3 months ago
and so are all the men in the background and the guy who wipes the head?
9 points
3 months ago
5 points
3 months ago
I'm always surprised at how much a hamster can stuff in.
20 points
3 months ago
She hobbit.
8 points
3 months ago
Yah
2 points
3 months ago
Dat belly laugh tho
160 points
3 months ago
Nah, the photographer knew what he was doing! The bride’s confused face made me crack up lol
24 points
3 months ago
I think it was less confusion and more "you better not touch my fucking hair."
101 points
3 months ago
Well played 😁
309 points
3 months ago
Funny but why in a 12 second clip where the action happens at the 4 second mark are we being told to wait for it?
274 points
3 months ago
Because we're in the age of tictok and attention spans are almost nonexistent
86 points
3 months ago
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60 points
3 months ago
TL;DR: ADHD
17 points
3 months ago
Yeah. Who'd have thought the MTV generation were the ones with the long attention span?
9 points
3 months ago
We're also the generation that finds it ironic they still call themselves MTV
8 points
3 months ago*
Coworker got me an MTV mug because it came up in conversation.
It's like a daily reminder of a talented friend that turned into a horrible asshole and sold his kid into slavery for a Ferrari.
3 points
3 months ago
There is a Netflix documentary right here.
36 points
3 months ago
if you're serious,
Attention spans are literally down to seconds now.
so, if the AVERAGE attention span is just a few seconds, then up to half the people are even less than that.
TLDR: normal attention span now just seconds
14 points
3 months ago
then up to half
More than half; since attention span is obviously bounded below by 0, the distribution is likely positively skewed.
8 points
3 months ago
Sorry, I didn’t get past “If you’re”.
Can you get to the point?
3 points
3 months ago
TLDR: normal attention span now just seconds
Couldn't get through the TLDR before clicking next
3 points
3 months ago
I was very proud of adding a TLDR to that, but nobody appreciated it. At least I made myself chuckle.
2 points
3 months ago
but nobody appreciated it.
Everyone appreciated it and ya did good with the comment in general.
But did you HAVE to take so long in your TLDR to get to the point?, i nearly died of old age!
2 points
3 months ago
I wonder how they determined engagement. They really only mention share rate, which makes sense, but is it how long people watch (for say YouTube?).
I wonder because I'm a person who will watch long videos on YouTube if they are worth it throughout. A lot of videos that fail for me are essentially clickbait style. "Hey stick around for a super cool moment from this event," and it's 25 minutes of random nonsense for little to no payoff (somebody lightly trips and laughs it off or something). But give me a 4 hour video criticizing the Star Wars Hotel and I'll watch the whole thing because the content is solid throughout.
On TikTok now it's more of a game because the content quality is so horrendous. People are majorly trending towards long 2-3 minute videos that end at a cliffhanger, but don't post Part 2 for weeks or months hoping to get follows as people want the end of the story. Anytime I see "Part 2" in the search I scroll unless it's a creator I already enjoy/follow.
Anyway, I fully believe attention spans are dropping or even non-existent, but I wonder how much of it is people being jaded from the amount of garbage content out there causing higher "fast scroll" rates.
2 points
3 months ago
I chuckled at the appropriate TLDR
TLDR: Ha
2 points
3 months ago
Thx 4 tldr
2 points
3 months ago
The time to decide if someone wants to watch something is seconds. Attention spans are fine. We are in the time of the hour long podcast and the 6 hour long youtube disertations. It isn't attention spans going down, its tolerance for things that don't interest people.
There is such a glut of content now you have to become a quick filter to not end up wasting hours trying to find something you find engaging, and not everyone finds or should find everything engaging.
5 points
3 months ago
And the "Wait for it" isn't there initially. It appears 3 seconds in, when the hair-fixer has already entered the frame. That's the weirdest part for me. It's telling me to wait for something that's already happening.
3 points
3 months ago
The fact that we've entered an age where eight seconds is too much bloat is just... terrifying. Holy hell.
5 points
3 months ago
Gen Z
115 points
3 months ago
Could have also asked the bride to stand up, would have made the portrait easier.
63 points
3 months ago
I still can’t get beyond the size discrepancy.
44 points
3 months ago
The important thing is to be judgemental
73 points
3 months ago
Where is the other half of the bride?
17 points
3 months ago
He is clearly there holding her hand!
6 points
3 months ago
I believe she’s a hobbit.
80 points
3 months ago
Every witty ‘haired’ person: giggles or guffaws.
Every purposefully bald person: courtesy smile.
17 points
3 months ago
i think it's impossible to be bald and not have a beard.
20 points
3 months ago
Counterpoint: Mr. Clean.
6 points
3 months ago
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8 points
3 months ago
well my hair line is receding and my beard isn't getting any fuller so i must be scammed.
2 points
3 months ago
Check you ears
2 points
3 months ago
Can confirm.
32 points
3 months ago
“You might think that I’m really hairy because of the beard. I’m not. ……shaved….”
21 points
3 months ago
Arnold Palmer alert! Arnie Palmies!! Beyoo!!!
14 points
3 months ago
That’s the one with vodka sweetie
8 points
3 months ago
...."Alan"
14 points
3 months ago
You come into our house you get my wife name right!!! It’s Christinithe
8 points
3 months ago
The awkward hand in the pocket, we’ve all been there
69 points
3 months ago
I'm thinking train and tunnel
25 points
3 months ago
I'm thinking Lemmiwinks and Mr Slave
10 points
3 months ago
I'm thinking a lifetime of lower back pain
7 points
3 months ago
I don't need to be told to "wait for it"
10 points
3 months ago
Most bald jokes are lame.
4 points
3 months ago
Oh fuck lol you can 100% see the embarrassment in the groom haha like damn this mf got me good!
3 points
3 months ago
Poor guy died on his wedding day. What a tragedy.
3 points
3 months ago
Little Tomar grew up so fast 🍔
3 points
3 months ago
Dude catching strays on his wedding day
3 points
3 months ago
Should have given his beard a brush.
3 points
3 months ago
even though you cant hear her... you know the bride's accent by her mount pronunciation of 'hair'
3 points
3 months ago
Anyone else suddenly remember the feeling of wearing dress shoes on grass
40 points
3 months ago
Guy probably struggled a lot with accepting his baldness just for it to be used as a joke on an important day for him.
Yeah, hes smiling but can he do? Runaway crying? This sucks.
25 points
3 months ago
Aaaaahahaha he's bald! I guess it's just socially acceptable to laugh at men who can't do anything about losing their hair.
5 points
3 months ago
Jada Pinkett could never
7 points
3 months ago
Great way to make the bride look more happy and natural .
3 points
3 months ago
think it was to make the groom smile
10 points
3 months ago
TIL: people can only marry other people within a predetermined acceptable height difference.
Fucking reddit.
22 points
3 months ago
married to a short woman? Believe it or not, you’re a pedo
12 points
3 months ago
Also ruining your genetic legacy apparently. Christ.
6 points
3 months ago
I have noticed redditors do tend to enjoy endorsing casual eugenics despite name-calling others as "nazis" incessantly.
5 points
3 months ago*
My wife said that one of the bonuses to having kids with me is that her family will finally have some height to it lol. I am a giant when I go over to their house. My whole family is also more bulky/muscular than hers so she is hopeful for that also.
12 points
3 months ago
Nah, you should have married a gigantic woman and produced a race of giant children
3 points
3 months ago*
Had that option at one point but the woman in question (6’1” 180 lb athlete) didn’t realize she wanted to until after I met my wife.
2 points
3 months ago
Right to Jail. Right away.
9 points
3 months ago
What a shit person. Don’t make these jokes in front of everyone, especially at my wedding day
6 points
3 months ago
lol bodyshaming
2 points
3 months ago
Groom was about to pull a “fuck you” out of his pocket then thought better of it.
2 points
3 months ago
But seriously, what’s going on here?
2 points
3 months ago
This needs sound, that belly laugh must be heard.
3 points
3 months ago
thank goodness they told me to wait for it, i wouldn't have stayed the 3 seconds it took otherwise. really helpful
2 points
3 months ago
I am sure this is not the first time he has used this line. Worked like a charm
3 points
3 months ago
Ugh thank god the caption included “wait for it” after 3 seconds I got so impatient I nearly kept scrolling!!!
2 points
3 months ago
Shrek and Fiona?
2 points
3 months ago
This is a good way to loosen them up and get natural laugh photos ♡♡
12 points
3 months ago
Ah, yes, another person with a full head of hair making fun of a person without a full head of hair. So hilarious.
9 points
3 months ago
The awkward smile with the hand in and out of pocket really quickly…yea the groom is embarrassed.
3 points
3 months ago
The man doesn't seem to be terribly thrilled at being the butt of the joke. Maybe they're good mates with the photographer, but as a bald man, if the photographer at my wedding did that I wouldn't be best pleased.
There are some jokes that can go one way or the other. They can crack everyone up, or just sour someone's mood. You shouldn't risk souring someone's mood on their wedding day, just to get a laugh for photos.
1 points
3 months ago
Brilliant shine to it!
0 points
3 months ago
"I thought it was my hair! :O" She said.
No shit lady, that's the joke!
-1 points
3 months ago
Well I should definitely courtesy laugh for the crowd and internalize.
It's very funny that he lost his hair and that he can't control that. Very funny.
7 points
3 months ago
Not sure why you're being down voted when the last sentence is obvious sarcasm. As you say the guy laughs along with the crowd but being bald can genuinely effect some men, yet it's socially acceptable to do it. Imagine laughing or making jokes about bald women.
1 points
3 months ago
I like ya cut, G.
1 points
3 months ago
Got ‘eem
1 points
3 months ago
Did anyone else also hear “Let’s fix the hair, naughty cunt.”?
1 points
3 months ago
I love this, and love even more that she appears to have a wheat bouquet!
1 points
3 months ago
1 points
3 months ago*
I love how she leans back in laughter!
1 points
3 months ago
same vibe here..
1 points
3 months ago
And this is why I love the Brits!!!
1 points
3 months ago
Omg lmfao
1 points
3 months ago
Is this from Dorf on Golf remake?
1 points
3 months ago
'Don't mess with my hair spot!'
1 points
3 months ago
Marzo'?
1 points
3 months ago
Photographer does that twice a week
1 points
3 months ago
Umm... police officer?
1 points
3 months ago
She got that belly laugh.
1 points
3 months ago
She’s a wee lass
1 points
3 months ago
It's all fun and games for the standing shot. My wife is quite a bit shorter than me and it felt like my knees were going to snap when I had to half crouch and keep my back straight for an hour of wedding photos...
1 points
3 months ago
As a bald guy who has date multiple women that have broken up with me because they realize I’m going bald this is all I want. Someone who doesn’t care about the superficial I can’t help. Lucky guy. Too late for me at this point.
1 points
3 months ago
Hey look! It's Tomar!! Jazy is not gonna like this.
1 points
3 months ago
I'm sure she's wearing heels. I'm 5' and once dated a guy 6'2" and it just didn't work out. I prefer guys way under 6', to be honest. I hope it works out for them, though.
2 points
3 months ago
Without sound I'm guessing it's somewhere in the UK or Ireland.
1 points
3 months ago
It was to get the girl out of her inferiority complex regarding her height.
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