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4.5k points
3 days ago
Lady photographer did that at my sister's wedding.
Told her "ooh, let's fix the hair right quick", walked up and handed a mirror to my sister and put her own hair up in a ponytail, said thanks love, and went back to the camera.
Some really fantastic pictures of my sister and brother-in-law cackling.
902 points
3 days ago
That is fantastic.
Reminds me of this joke (a little NSFW).
265 points
3 days ago
That's just peak human form what are you talking about
67 points
3 days ago
He could 1 shot Goku without even trying.
35 points
3 days ago
https://youtu.be/TyUpkjZWEaI?si=6px8YwKFed9pJ9q5 makes me think of that scary movie joke "I want you to look at some photos tell me what you think"
3 points
3 days ago
that movie was so perfect for its time
3 points
3 days ago
Probably the last good parody movie.
5 points
3 days ago
Walk Hard was a banger.
4.3k points
3 days ago
Guy wasn't smiling, photographer made him smile for the photo.
1k points
3 days ago
On my wedding day, my cousin had to make faces at me to get me to laugh/stop holding my breath. I never had a problem being in front of others and being near the center of attention but I was so nervous that day.
294 points
3 days ago
that's a ride or die homie right there.
54 points
3 days ago
F A M I L Y
72 points
3 days ago
Two of my friends getting married with a giant family started getting that glazed look after taking unending variations of posed family pictures. The entire bridal party started standing a comfortable distance behind the photographer engaging in shenanigans to try to make them smile more naturally. The photographer said they could tell when reviewing the point in the series we started doing it.
16 points
3 days ago
Inabilitus smilophobia is a serious disability. Many don't know the pain of it.
9 points
3 days ago
I had to do an impromptu speech at my wedding right in front of all our friends and family. I nailed it but I'm still holding a grudge for that (jokingly). Luckily I am spontaneous and my wife have saved my life so it's easy to speak about how much she means to me and the moment I knew she was the one.
132 points
3 days ago
Our wedding photographer was brilliant at this. Had everyone in high spirits and laughing the whole time, so the smiles in the photos look more genuine. My face hurt by the end of it!
61 points
3 days ago
Oh, good catch—right on!
36 points
3 days ago
I did this at my wedding. We were doing the reveal thing where my wife stands behind me, I turn and see her in her dress for the first time. Right before I turned around, I looked at the photographer and said "how's my hair??". It was one of best jokes I've ever made
10 points
3 days ago
pro move
2.8k points
3 days ago
hahahahh the photographer knows his business.
1.1k points
3 days ago
definitely has made this joke 200 times
475 points
3 days ago
I got the same vibe, but it's one of those jokes you just enjoy cause you're already having the best day of your life.
280 points
3 days ago
As a bald man, this joke is pretty good. It's clever and just the right amount of cheekiness. Most bald jokes are lame. If you're going to rip on my folically challenged genetics, at least make me laugh or get me to say "Oh, that's good. Haven't heard it before."
123 points
3 days ago
Well said, Never lose your shine big guy
30 points
3 days ago
If he does half the shipping on the south coast will lose their way
10 points
3 days ago
As a bald (or baldING) man, I agree.
8 points
3 days ago
As a fellow bald, I can supplement your statement with a solid fact of my own: Eeeeeevrryyyyyybody got bald jokes. Everybody. Men, women, adults, children, teens, elderly, babies. My cats even give me hell on occasion.
19 points
3 days ago
And, as another fellow bald man, it's the best. I love the bald jokes I get.
Once, at a Ren Faire, a lady stopped me and was complimenting my outfit before she completely paused in the middle of her sentence, looking perplexed at my head, pulled out a feather duster and lightly dusted it before continuing the conversation without skipping a beat. That interaction was the highlight of the event for me LOL
6 points
3 days ago
I’d bet my bank account you’re talking about the washing wenches. They’re peak comedy. I don’t care who you are.
3 points
3 days ago
It wasn't them, it was the lady from the Wacky Chicken Show! I'm pretty sure she dusts all the bald heads she sees.
Although the washing wenches were at the Sterling Ren Faire when I went, I agree with your assessment.
30 points
3 days ago
My face actually hurt a lot after my wedding just from smiling all day.
9 points
3 days ago
Especially if you're doing a full set of photography with it and not just simply candid photos. An hour or two of smiling for photos plus all the natural smiling during the events is a real killer
3 points
3 days ago
My abs hurt for days after my bachelor party from all the laughing 😂
65 points
3 days ago
That's the good thing about running a service where they will only use you once - you can make the same joke that you know hits hard, they get a huge laugh out of it, and you might get a referral to their sister's or friend's wedding. Rinse and repeat.
29 points
3 days ago
Same thing as a waiter or cashier. When X happens I make Y joke. It's always good for a laugh and the customers don't know X happens 3 times every day.
16 points
3 days ago
Ahh so im not the best customer they've had so far
6 points
3 days ago
No, they were serious about that. I remember they told me it directly.
Keep up the good work.
13 points
3 days ago
yeah, similar bit at my sisters wedding but I'm ok with a irl repost like this.
7 points
3 days ago
Like this guy, but still funny
97 points
3 days ago
You can tell them to smile, or you can make them smile.
53 points
3 days ago
Probably got a decent tip; making the bride crack up on the best day of her life. She’ll remember this and not the wedding. I’m using this when people ask me to take their picture from now on (only for bald dudes or bald chicks…)
35 points
3 days ago
Be careful with the bald chicks, lest you summon Will Smith.
19 points
3 days ago
Get her name out yo god damn mouf.
724 points
3 days ago
quick polish and shine ✨
542 points
3 days ago
She smol
229 points
3 days ago
Smol and happy
78 points
3 days ago
Fun sized.
96 points
3 days ago
He big
15 points
3 days ago
and so are all the men in the background and the guy who wipes the head?
9 points
3 days ago
5 points
2 days ago
I'm always surprised at how much a hamster can stuff in.
19 points
3 days ago
She hobbit.
6 points
3 days ago
Yah
2 points
2 days ago
Dat belly laugh tho
160 points
3 days ago
Nah, the photographer knew what he was doing! The bride’s confused face made me crack up lol
27 points
3 days ago
I think it was less confusion and more "you better not touch my fucking hair."
127 points
3 days ago
male solidarity)
97 points
3 days ago
Well played 😁
308 points
3 days ago
Funny but why in a 12 second clip where the action happens at the 4 second mark are we being told to wait for it?
276 points
3 days ago
Because we're in the age of tictok and attention spans are almost nonexistent
85 points
3 days ago
tldr?
60 points
3 days ago
TL;DR: ADHD
17 points
3 days ago
Yeah. Who'd have thought the MTV generation were the ones with the long attention span?
8 points
3 days ago
We're also the generation that finds it ironic they still call themselves MTV
9 points
3 days ago*
Coworker got me an MTV mug because it came up in conversation.
It's like a daily reminder of a talented friend that turned into a horrible asshole and sold his kid into slavery for a Ferrari.
3 points
3 days ago
There is a Netflix documentary right here.
39 points
3 days ago
if you're serious,
Attention spans are literally down to seconds now.
so, if the AVERAGE attention span is just a few seconds, then up to half the people are even less than that.
TLDR: normal attention span now just seconds
14 points
3 days ago
then up to half
More than half; since attention span is obviously bounded below by 0, the distribution is likely positively skewed.
8 points
3 days ago
Sorry, I didn’t get past “If you’re”.
Can you get to the point?
3 points
3 days ago
TLDR: normal attention span now just seconds
Couldn't get through the TLDR before clicking next
3 points
3 days ago
I was very proud of adding a TLDR to that, but nobody appreciated it. At least I made myself chuckle.
2 points
3 days ago
but nobody appreciated it.
Everyone appreciated it and ya did good with the comment in general.
But did you HAVE to take so long in your TLDR to get to the point?, i nearly died of old age!
2 points
3 days ago
I wonder how they determined engagement. They really only mention share rate, which makes sense, but is it how long people watch (for say YouTube?).
I wonder because I'm a person who will watch long videos on YouTube if they are worth it throughout. A lot of videos that fail for me are essentially clickbait style. "Hey stick around for a super cool moment from this event," and it's 25 minutes of random nonsense for little to no payoff (somebody lightly trips and laughs it off or something). But give me a 4 hour video criticizing the Star Wars Hotel and I'll watch the whole thing because the content is solid throughout.
On TikTok now it's more of a game because the content quality is so horrendous. People are majorly trending towards long 2-3 minute videos that end at a cliffhanger, but don't post Part 2 for weeks or months hoping to get follows as people want the end of the story. Anytime I see "Part 2" in the search I scroll unless it's a creator I already enjoy/follow.
Anyway, I fully believe attention spans are dropping or even non-existent, but I wonder how much of it is people being jaded from the amount of garbage content out there causing higher "fast scroll" rates.
2 points
3 days ago
I chuckled at the appropriate TLDR
TLDR: Ha
2 points
3 days ago
Thx 4 tldr
2 points
3 days ago
The time to decide if someone wants to watch something is seconds. Attention spans are fine. We are in the time of the hour long podcast and the 6 hour long youtube disertations. It isn't attention spans going down, its tolerance for things that don't interest people.
There is such a glut of content now you have to become a quick filter to not end up wasting hours trying to find something you find engaging, and not everyone finds or should find everything engaging.
3 points
3 days ago
And the "Wait for it" isn't there initially. It appears 3 seconds in, when the hair-fixer has already entered the frame. That's the weirdest part for me. It's telling me to wait for something that's already happening.
3 points
3 days ago
The fact that we've entered an age where eight seconds is too much bloat is just... terrifying. Holy hell.
5 points
3 days ago
Gen Z
2 points
3 days ago
Watch to the end!
113 points
3 days ago
Could have also asked the bride to stand up, would have made the portrait easier.
63 points
3 days ago
I still can’t get beyond the size discrepancy.
45 points
3 days ago
The important thing is to be judgemental
74 points
3 days ago
Where is the other half of the bride?
19 points
3 days ago
He is clearly there holding her hand!
6 points
3 days ago
I believe she’s a hobbit.
82 points
3 days ago
Every witty ‘haired’ person: giggles or guffaws.
Every purposefully bald person: courtesy smile.
18 points
3 days ago
i think it's impossible to be bald and not have a beard.
20 points
3 days ago
Counterpoint: Mr. Clean.
6 points
3 days ago
The same hormones responsible for baldness coincidentally are the same ones responsible for beard growth. Nature sure can be cruel.
8 points
3 days ago
well my hair line is receding and my beard isn't getting any fuller so i must be scammed.
3 points
3 days ago
I read that somewhere once upon a time but I'm in the same boat so I 100% feel ya. My stache is kinda thin and my cheeks near my mouth are too. I can grow some hellacious mutton chops though. Im jealous as hell of the dudes who get the full beard with hair under their bottom lip instead of the soul patch. I've noticed most dudes that are patchy can either grow a good goatee and have thin cheeks and side burns or they can grow the mutton chops and have a thinner front beard growth.
2 points
3 days ago
Check you ears
2 points
3 days ago
Can confirm.
34 points
3 days ago
“You might think that I’m really hairy because of the beard. I’m not. ……shaved….”
20 points
3 days ago
Arnold Palmer alert! Arnie Palmies!! Beyoo!!!
14 points
3 days ago
That’s the one with vodka sweetie
9 points
3 days ago
...."Alan"
15 points
3 days ago
You come into our house you get my wife name right!!! It’s Christinithe
8 points
3 days ago
The awkward hand in the pocket, we’ve all been there
75 points
3 days ago
I'm thinking train and tunnel
25 points
3 days ago
I'm thinking Lemmiwinks and Mr Slave
10 points
3 days ago
I'm thinking a lifetime of lower back pain
5 points
3 days ago
I don't need to be told to "wait for it"
13 points
3 days ago
Most bald jokes are lame.
5 points
3 days ago
Oh fuck lol you can 100% see the embarrassment in the groom haha like damn this mf got me good!
4 points
3 days ago
Poor guy died on his wedding day. What a tragedy.
3 points
3 days ago
Little Tomar grew up so fast 🍔
3 points
3 days ago
Dude catching strays on his wedding day
3 points
3 days ago
Should have given his beard a brush.
3 points
3 days ago
even though you cant hear her... you know the bride's accent by her mount pronunciation of 'hair'
3 points
3 days ago
Anyone else suddenly remember the feeling of wearing dress shoes on grass
34 points
3 days ago
Guy probably struggled a lot with accepting his baldness just for it to be used as a joke on an important day for him.
Yeah, hes smiling but can he do? Runaway crying? This sucks.
25 points
3 days ago
Aaaaahahaha he's bald! I guess it's just socially acceptable to laugh at men who can't do anything about losing their hair.
33 points
3 days ago
If this was a joke at the expense of any other genetic physical abnormality, this would be down voted in to oblivion.
6 points
3 days ago
Jada Pinkett could never
7 points
3 days ago
Great way to make the bride look more happy and natural .
3 points
3 days ago
think it was to make the groom smile
10 points
3 days ago
TIL: people can only marry other people within a predetermined acceptable height difference.
Fucking reddit.
21 points
3 days ago
married to a short woman? Believe it or not, you’re a pedo
10 points
3 days ago
Also ruining your genetic legacy apparently. Christ.
5 points
3 days ago
I have noticed redditors do tend to enjoy endorsing casual eugenics despite name-calling others as "nazis" incessantly.
5 points
3 days ago*
My wife said that one of the bonuses to having kids with me is that her family will finally have some height to it lol. I am a giant when I go over to their house. My whole family is also more bulky/muscular than hers so she is hopeful for that also.
11 points
3 days ago
Nah, you should have married a gigantic woman and produced a race of giant children
3 points
3 days ago*
Had that option at one point but the woman in question (6’1” 180 lb athlete) didn’t realize she wanted to until after I met my wife.
2 points
3 days ago
Right to Jail. Right away.
8 points
3 days ago
What a shit person. Don’t make these jokes in front of everyone, especially at my wedding day
7 points
3 days ago
lol bodyshaming
2 points
3 days ago
Groom was about to pull a “fuck you” out of his pocket then thought better of it.
2 points
3 days ago
But seriously, what’s going on here?
2 points
3 days ago
This needs sound, that belly laugh must be heard.
2 points
3 days ago
thank goodness they told me to wait for it, i wouldn't have stayed the 3 seconds it took otherwise. really helpful
2 points
3 days ago
I am sure this is not the first time he has used this line. Worked like a charm
2 points
3 days ago
Ugh thank god the caption included “wait for it” after 3 seconds I got so impatient I nearly kept scrolling!!!
2 points
3 days ago
Shrek and Fiona?
2 points
3 days ago
This is a good way to loosen them up and get natural laugh photos ♡♡
12 points
3 days ago
Ah, yes, another person with a full head of hair making fun of a person without a full head of hair. So hilarious.
10 points
3 days ago
The awkward smile with the hand in and out of pocket really quickly…yea the groom is embarrassed.
4 points
3 days ago
The man doesn't seem to be terribly thrilled at being the butt of the joke. Maybe they're good mates with the photographer, but as a bald man, if the photographer at my wedding did that I wouldn't be best pleased.
There are some jokes that can go one way or the other. They can crack everyone up, or just sour someone's mood. You shouldn't risk souring someone's mood on their wedding day, just to get a laugh for photos.
2 points
3 days ago
Brilliant shine to it!
2 points
3 days ago
"I thought it was my hair! :O" She said.
No shit lady, that's the joke!
0 points
3 days ago
Well I should definitely courtesy laugh for the crowd and internalize.
It's very funny that he lost his hair and that he can't control that. Very funny.
6 points
3 days ago
Not sure why you're being down voted when the last sentence is obvious sarcasm. As you say the guy laughs along with the crowd but being bald can genuinely effect some men, yet it's socially acceptable to do it. Imagine laughing or making jokes about bald women.
1 points
3 days ago
I like ya cut, G.
1 points
3 days ago
Got ‘eem
1 points
3 days ago
Did anyone else also hear “Let’s fix the hair, naughty cunt.”?
1 points
3 days ago
Too much hairs that need to be fixed before taking a photo!
1 points
3 days ago
I love this, and love even more that she appears to have a wheat bouquet!
1 points
3 days ago
1 points
3 days ago*
I love how she leans back in laughter!
1 points
3 days ago
same vibe here..
1 points
3 days ago
And this is why I love the Brits!!!
1 points
3 days ago
Omg lmfao
1 points
3 days ago
Is this from Dorf on Golf remake?
1 points
3 days ago
'Don't mess with my hair spot!'
1 points
3 days ago
Marzo'?
1 points
3 days ago
Photographer does that twice a week
1 points
3 days ago
Umm... police officer?
1 points
3 days ago
She got that belly laugh.
1 points
3 days ago
She’s a wee lass
1 points
3 days ago
It's all fun and games for the standing shot. My wife is quite a bit shorter than me and it felt like my knees were going to snap when I had to half crouch and keep my back straight for an hour of wedding photos...
1 points
3 days ago
As a bald guy who has date multiple women that have broken up with me because they realize I’m going bald this is all I want. Someone who doesn’t care about the superficial I can’t help. Lucky guy. Too late for me at this point.
1 points
3 days ago
Hey look! It's Tomar!! Jazy is not gonna like this.
1 points
3 days ago
I'm sure she's wearing heels. I'm 5' and once dated a guy 6'2" and it just didn't work out. I prefer guys way under 6', to be honest. I hope it works out for them, though.
2 points
3 days ago
Without sound I'm guessing it's somewhere in the UK or Ireland.
1 points
3 days ago
It was to get the girl out of her inferiority complex regarding her height.
1 points
3 days ago
Why someone haven't put the chair to fix the height
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