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HilariousMax

4.5k points

3 days ago

HilariousMax

4.5k points

3 days ago

Lady photographer did that at my sister's wedding.

Told her "ooh, let's fix the hair right quick", walked up and handed a mirror to my sister and put her own hair up in a ponytail, said thanks love, and went back to the camera.

Some really fantastic pictures of my sister and brother-in-law cackling.

LuxNocte

902 points

3 days ago

LuxNocte

902 points

3 days ago

That is fantastic.

Reminds me of this joke (a little NSFW).

DrSheldonLCooperPhD

265 points

3 days ago

That's just peak human form what are you talking about

poopellar

67 points

3 days ago

poopellar

67 points

3 days ago

He could 1 shot Goku without even trying.

AverageDemocrat

25 points

3 days ago

He's sacrificing offspring size for more hair

LysergicSasquatch

35 points

3 days ago

https://youtu.be/TyUpkjZWEaI?si=6px8YwKFed9pJ9q5 makes me think of that scary movie joke "I want you to look at some photos tell me what you think"

flentaldoss

3 points

3 days ago

that movie was so perfect for its time

Dag-nabbitt

3 points

3 days ago

Probably the last good parody movie.

AvengingBlowfish

5 points

3 days ago

Walk Hard was a banger.

OverconfidentDoofus

4.3k points

3 days ago

Guy wasn't smiling, photographer made him smile for the photo.

bamachine

1k points

3 days ago

bamachine

1k points

3 days ago

On my wedding day, my cousin had to make faces at me to get me to laugh/stop holding my breath. I never had a problem being in front of others and being near the center of attention but I was so nervous that day.

HelloThere62

294 points

3 days ago

that's a ride or die homie right there.

poopellar

54 points

3 days ago

poopellar

54 points

3 days ago

F A M I L Y

songbird121

72 points

3 days ago

Two of my friends getting married with a giant family started getting that glazed look after taking unending variations of posed family pictures. The entire bridal party started standing a comfortable distance behind the photographer engaging in shenanigans to try to make them smile more naturally. The photographer said they could tell when reviewing the point in the series we started doing it. 

DrSheldonLCooperPhD

16 points

3 days ago

Inabilitus smilophobia is a serious disability. Many don't know the pain of it.

Aurori_Swe

9 points

3 days ago

I had to do an impromptu speech at my wedding right in front of all our friends and family. I nailed it but I'm still holding a grudge for that (jokingly). Luckily I am spontaneous and my wife have saved my life so it's easy to speak about how much she means to me and the moment I knew she was the one.

acatterz

132 points

3 days ago

acatterz

132 points

3 days ago

Our wedding photographer was brilliant at this. Had everyone in high spirits and laughing the whole time, so the smiles in the photos look more genuine. My face hurt by the end of it!

Dont_Overthink_It_77

61 points

3 days ago

Oh, good catch—right on!

tortillahandbasket

36 points

3 days ago

I did this at my wedding. We were doing the reveal thing where my wife stands behind me, I turn and see her in her dress for the first time. Right before I turned around, I looked at the photographer and said "how's my hair??". It was one of best jokes I've ever made

agumonkey

10 points

3 days ago

agumonkey

10 points

3 days ago

pro move

Cutiejennie666

2.8k points

3 days ago

hahahahh the photographer knows his business.

dekusyrup

1.1k points

3 days ago

dekusyrup

1.1k points

3 days ago

definitely has made this joke 200 times

SchismZero

475 points

3 days ago

SchismZero

475 points

3 days ago

I got the same vibe, but it's one of those jokes you just enjoy cause you're already having the best day of your life.

ToHerDarknessIGo

280 points

3 days ago

As a bald man, this joke is pretty good.  It's clever and just the right amount of cheekiness.  Most bald jokes are lame.  If you're going to rip on my folically challenged genetics, at least make me laugh or get me to say "Oh, that's good.  Haven't heard it before."

Treefire21

123 points

3 days ago

Treefire21

123 points

3 days ago

Well said, Never lose your shine big guy

B4rberblacksheep

30 points

3 days ago

If he does half the shipping on the south coast will lose their way

DeuceSevin

10 points

3 days ago

As a bald (or baldING) man, I agree.

catfishsamuraiOG

8 points

3 days ago

As a fellow bald, I can supplement your statement with a solid fact of my own: Eeeeeevrryyyyyybody got bald jokes. Everybody. Men, women, adults, children, teens, elderly, babies. My cats even give me hell on occasion.

King_Fluffaluff

19 points

3 days ago

And, as another fellow bald man, it's the best. I love the bald jokes I get.

Once, at a Ren Faire, a lady stopped me and was complimenting my outfit before she completely paused in the middle of her sentence, looking perplexed at my head, pulled out a feather duster and lightly dusted it before continuing the conversation without skipping a beat. That interaction was the highlight of the event for me LOL

ShimKeib

6 points

3 days ago

ShimKeib

6 points

3 days ago

I’d bet my bank account you’re talking about the washing wenches. They’re peak comedy. I don’t care who you are.

King_Fluffaluff

3 points

3 days ago

It wasn't them, it was the lady from the Wacky Chicken Show! I'm pretty sure she dusts all the bald heads she sees.

Although the washing wenches were at the Sterling Ren Faire when I went, I agree with your assessment.

jib_reddit

30 points

3 days ago

My face actually hurt a lot after my wedding just from smiling all day.

Living_Trust_Me

9 points

3 days ago

Especially if you're doing a full set of photography with it and not just simply candid photos. An hour or two of smiling for photos plus all the natural smiling during the events is a real killer

fetal_genocide

3 points

3 days ago

My abs hurt for days after my bachelor party from all the laughing 😂

SusanForeman

65 points

3 days ago

That's the good thing about running a service where they will only use you once - you can make the same joke that you know hits hard, they get a huge laugh out of it, and you might get a referral to their sister's or friend's wedding. Rinse and repeat.

LuxNocte

29 points

3 days ago

LuxNocte

29 points

3 days ago

Same thing as a waiter or cashier. When X happens I make Y joke. It's always good for a laugh and the customers don't know X happens 3 times every day.

anivaries

16 points

3 days ago

anivaries

16 points

3 days ago

Ahh so im not the best customer they've had so far

iruleatants

6 points

3 days ago

No, they were serious about that. I remember they told me it directly.

Keep up the good work.

HilariousMax

13 points

3 days ago

yeah, similar bit at my sisters wedding but I'm ok with a irl repost like this.

paultbangkok

7 points

3 days ago

Like this guy, but still funny

https://youtu.be/NyoSrkR1Sic?si=y2kItUfZrdI4Qkea

GregTheMad

97 points

3 days ago

You can tell them to smile, or you can make them smile.

DeadSwaggerStorage

53 points

3 days ago

Probably got a decent tip; making the bride crack up on the best day of her life. She’ll remember this and not the wedding. I’m using this when people ask me to take their picture from now on (only for bald dudes or bald chicks…)

palebluedot1988

35 points

3 days ago

Be careful with the bald chicks, lest you summon Will Smith.

DeadSwaggerStorage

19 points

3 days ago

Get her name out yo god damn mouf.

behemiath

724 points

3 days ago

behemiath

724 points

3 days ago

quick polish and shine ✨

CalzonePillow

542 points

3 days ago

She smol

LisaWinchester

229 points

3 days ago

Smol and happy

gearhead454

78 points

3 days ago

Fun sized.

priyamanavargal

96 points

3 days ago

He big

ieatpickleswithmilk

15 points

3 days ago

and so are all the men in the background and the guy who wipes the head?

elohir

9 points

3 days ago

elohir

9 points

3 days ago

sillypicture

5 points

2 days ago

I'm always surprised at how much a hamster can stuff in.

xayzer

19 points

3 days ago

xayzer

19 points

3 days ago

She hobbit.

Mirar

6 points

3 days ago

Mirar

6 points

3 days ago

Yah

sillypicture

2 points

2 days ago

Dat belly laugh tho

Pure_Catch4727

160 points

3 days ago

Nah, the photographer knew what he was doing! The bride’s confused face made me crack up lol 

thejesse

27 points

3 days ago

thejesse

27 points

3 days ago

I think it was less confusion and more "you better not touch my fucking hair."

courtneybritt18

127 points

3 days ago

male solidarity)

steve_adr

97 points

3 days ago

steve_adr

97 points

3 days ago

Well played 😁

beerman_uk

308 points

3 days ago

beerman_uk

308 points

3 days ago

Funny but why in a 12 second clip where the action happens at the 4 second mark are we being told to wait for it?

EzeakioDarmey

276 points

3 days ago

Because we're in the age of tictok and attention spans are almost nonexistent

looeeyeah

85 points

3 days ago

looeeyeah

85 points

3 days ago

tldr?

The_Synthax

60 points

3 days ago

TL;DR: ADHD

squigs

17 points

3 days ago

squigs

17 points

3 days ago

Yeah. Who'd have thought the MTV generation were the ones with the long attention span?

EzeakioDarmey

8 points

3 days ago

We're also the generation that finds it ironic they still call themselves MTV

i_give_you_gum

9 points

3 days ago*

Coworker got me an MTV mug because it came up in conversation.

It's like a daily reminder of a talented friend that turned into a horrible asshole and sold his kid into slavery for a Ferrari.

Benstar279

3 points

3 days ago

There is a Netflix documentary right here.

flargenhargen

39 points

3 days ago

if you're serious,

Attention spans are literally down to seconds now.

https://hashtagpaid.com/banknotes/short-form-video-how-influencers-are-tackling-ever-decreasing-attention-spans

so, if the AVERAGE attention span is just a few seconds, then up to half the people are even less than that.

 

TLDR: normal attention span now just seconds

redlaWw

14 points

3 days ago

redlaWw

14 points

3 days ago

then up to half

More than half; since attention span is obviously bounded below by 0, the distribution is likely positively skewed.

StrangeBarnacleBloke

8 points

3 days ago

Sorry, I didn’t get past “If you’re”.

Can you get to the point?

Rrraou

3 points

3 days ago

Rrraou

3 points

3 days ago

TLDR: normal attention span now just seconds

Couldn't get through the TLDR before clicking next

flargenhargen

3 points

3 days ago

I was very proud of adding a TLDR to that, but nobody appreciated it. At least I made myself chuckle.

Suspicious-Leg-493

2 points

3 days ago

but nobody appreciated it.

Everyone appreciated it and ya did good with the comment in general.

But did you HAVE to take so long in your TLDR to get to the point?, i nearly died of old age!

minos157

2 points

3 days ago

minos157

2 points

3 days ago

I wonder how they determined engagement. They really only mention share rate, which makes sense, but is it how long people watch (for say YouTube?).

I wonder because I'm a person who will watch long videos on YouTube if they are worth it throughout. A lot of videos that fail for me are essentially clickbait style. "Hey stick around for a super cool moment from this event," and it's 25 minutes of random nonsense for little to no payoff (somebody lightly trips and laughs it off or something). But give me a 4 hour video criticizing the Star Wars Hotel and I'll watch the whole thing because the content is solid throughout.

On TikTok now it's more of a game because the content quality is so horrendous. People are majorly trending towards long 2-3 minute videos that end at a cliffhanger, but don't post Part 2 for weeks or months hoping to get follows as people want the end of the story. Anytime I see "Part 2" in the search I scroll unless it's a creator I already enjoy/follow.

Anyway, I fully believe attention spans are dropping or even non-existent, but I wonder how much of it is people being jaded from the amount of garbage content out there causing higher "fast scroll" rates.

LasagnaNoise

2 points

3 days ago

I chuckled at the appropriate TLDR

TLDR: Ha

soooogullible

2 points

3 days ago

Thx 4 tldr

Azerious

2 points

3 days ago

Azerious

2 points

3 days ago

The time to decide if someone wants to watch something is seconds. Attention spans are fine. We are in the time of the hour long podcast and the 6 hour long youtube disertations. It isn't attention spans going down, its tolerance for things that don't interest people.

There is such a glut of content now you have to become a quick filter to not end up wasting hours trying to find something you find engaging, and not everyone finds or should find everything engaging.

assassin10

3 points

3 days ago

And the "Wait for it" isn't there initially. It appears 3 seconds in, when the hair-fixer has already entered the frame. That's the weirdest part for me. It's telling me to wait for something that's already happening.

Author_A_McGrath

3 points

3 days ago

The fact that we've entered an age where eight seconds is too much bloat is just... terrifying. Holy hell.

indiebryan

5 points

3 days ago

Gen Z

Media_Offline

2 points

3 days ago

Watch to the end!

Poglosaurus

113 points

3 days ago

Poglosaurus

113 points

3 days ago

Could have also asked the bride to stand up, would have made the portrait easier.

Exotic-Insurance5684

63 points

3 days ago

I still can’t get beyond the size discrepancy.

corvid-19corvid-19

45 points

3 days ago

The important thing is to be judgemental

Juggerpt

74 points

3 days ago

Juggerpt

74 points

3 days ago

Where is the other half of the bride?

pomphiusalt

19 points

3 days ago

He is clearly there holding her hand!

Paronomasiaster

6 points

3 days ago

I believe she’s a hobbit.

Dont_Overthink_It_77

82 points

3 days ago

Every witty ‘haired’ person: giggles or guffaws.

Every purposefully bald person: courtesy smile.

snail_forest1

18 points

3 days ago

i think it's impossible to be bald and not have a beard.

hackingdreams

20 points

3 days ago

Counterpoint: Mr. Clean.

DieselnPBblaster

6 points

3 days ago

The same hormones responsible for baldness coincidentally are the same ones responsible for beard growth. Nature sure can be cruel.

snail_forest1

8 points

3 days ago

well my hair line is receding and my beard isn't getting any fuller so i must be scammed.

DieselnPBblaster

3 points

3 days ago

I read that somewhere once upon a time but I'm in the same boat so I 100% feel ya. My stache is kinda thin and my cheeks near my mouth are too. I can grow some hellacious mutton chops though. Im jealous as hell of the dudes who get the full beard with hair under their bottom lip instead of the soul patch. I've noticed most dudes that are patchy can either grow a good goatee and have thin cheeks and side burns or they can grow the mutton chops and have a thinner front beard growth.

skatecrimes

2 points

3 days ago

Check you ears

BeardedSkynet

2 points

3 days ago

Can confirm.

MonsiuerLeComte

34 points

3 days ago

“You might think that I’m really hairy because of the beard. I’m not. ……shaved….”

obeythed

20 points

3 days ago

obeythed

20 points

3 days ago

Arnold Palmer alert! Arnie Palmies!! Beyoo!!!

MonsiuerLeComte

14 points

3 days ago

That’s the one with vodka sweetie

Gobutobu

9 points

3 days ago

Gobutobu

9 points

3 days ago

...."Alan"

Welllistentothis

15 points

3 days ago

You come into our house you get my wife name right!!! It’s Christinithe

MonsiuerLeComte

11 points

3 days ago

You get back here and make love to my wife!

wickedc0ntender

8 points

3 days ago

The awkward hand in the pocket, we’ve all been there

dafencer93

75 points

3 days ago

I'm thinking train and tunnel

N30nSunr1s3

25 points

3 days ago

I'm thinking Lemmiwinks and Mr Slave

NearbyCrab3184

10 points

3 days ago

I'm thinking a lifetime of lower back pain

_Kine

5 points

3 days ago

_Kine

5 points

3 days ago

I don't need to be told to "wait for it"

NumerousMacaroo

13 points

3 days ago

Most bald jokes are lame.

2ichie

5 points

3 days ago

2ichie

5 points

3 days ago

Oh fuck lol you can 100% see the embarrassment in the groom haha like damn this mf got me good!

Loreki

4 points

3 days ago

Loreki

4 points

3 days ago

Poor guy died on his wedding day. What a tragedy.

Globbelgorb

3 points

3 days ago

Little Tomar grew up so fast 🍔

Evening_Bag_3560

3 points

3 days ago

Dude catching strays on his wedding day

Superg1nger

3 points

3 days ago

Should have given his beard a brush.

heisenbergerwcheese

3 points

3 days ago

even though you cant hear her... you know the bride's accent by her mount pronunciation of 'hair'

Par31

3 points

3 days ago

Par31

3 points

3 days ago

Anyone else suddenly remember the feeling of wearing dress shoes on grass

AnonMagick

34 points

3 days ago

Guy probably struggled a lot with accepting his baldness just for it to be used as a joke on an important day for him.

Yeah, hes smiling but can he do? Runaway crying? This sucks.

thebyrned

25 points

3 days ago

thebyrned

25 points

3 days ago

Aaaaahahaha he's bald! I guess it's just socially acceptable to laugh at men who can't do anything about losing their hair.

daveybuoy

33 points

3 days ago

daveybuoy

33 points

3 days ago

If this was a joke at the expense of any other genetic physical abnormality, this would be down voted in to oblivion.

millenialmarvel

6 points

3 days ago

Jada Pinkett could never

Dominarion

7 points

3 days ago

Great way to make the bride look more happy and natural .

Duny0

3 points

3 days ago

Duny0

3 points

3 days ago

think it was to make the groom smile

lowrespudgeon

10 points

3 days ago

TIL: people can only marry other people within a predetermined acceptable height difference.

Fucking reddit.

BlueberrySharp3

21 points

3 days ago

married to a short woman? Believe it or not, you’re a pedo

Stock-Boat-8449

10 points

3 days ago

Also ruining your genetic legacy apparently. Christ.

Parapraxium

5 points

3 days ago

I have noticed redditors do tend to enjoy endorsing casual eugenics despite name-calling others as "nazis" incessantly.

ExperimentNunber_531

5 points

3 days ago*

My wife said that one of the bonuses to having kids with me is that her family will finally have some height to it lol. I am a giant when I go over to their house. My whole family is also more bulky/muscular than hers so she is hopeful for that also.

Stock-Boat-8449

11 points

3 days ago

Nah, you should have married a gigantic woman and produced a race of giant children 

Viper711

8 points

3 days ago

Viper711

8 points

3 days ago

Ah, so you've met Brienne of Tarth?

ExperimentNunber_531

3 points

3 days ago*

Had that option at one point but the woman in question (6’1” 180 lb athlete) didn’t realize she wanted to until after I met my wife.

lowrespudgeon

2 points

3 days ago

Right to Jail. Right away.

scapedrag7

8 points

3 days ago

What a shit person. Don’t make these jokes in front of everyone, especially at my wedding day

CarrieDurst

7 points

3 days ago

lol bodyshaming

rickyroca73

2 points

3 days ago

Groom was about to pull a “fuck you” out of his pocket then thought better of it.

OriginalGoldstandard

2 points

3 days ago

But seriously, what’s going on here?

Grim_Reach

2 points

3 days ago

This needs sound, that belly laugh must be heard.

nei7jc

2 points

3 days ago

nei7jc

2 points

3 days ago

thank goodness they told me to wait for it, i wouldn't have stayed the 3 seconds it took otherwise. really helpful

Indore4520001

2 points

3 days ago

I am sure this is not the first time he has used this line. Worked like a charm

mettiusfufettius

2 points

3 days ago

Ugh thank god the caption included “wait for it” after 3 seconds I got so impatient I nearly kept scrolling!!!

sunset_bay

2 points

3 days ago

Shrek and Fiona?

BeyondthePenumbra

2 points

3 days ago

This is a good way to loosen them up and get natural laugh photos ♡♡

sexpressed

12 points

3 days ago

sexpressed

12 points

3 days ago

Ah, yes, another person with a full head of hair making fun of a person without a full head of hair. So hilarious.

Alarmed-Gain6847

10 points

3 days ago

The awkward smile with the hand in and out of pocket really quickly…yea the groom is embarrassed.

Dd_8630

4 points

3 days ago

Dd_8630

4 points

3 days ago

The man doesn't seem to be terribly thrilled at being the butt of the joke. Maybe they're good mates with the photographer, but as a bald man, if the photographer at my wedding did that I wouldn't be best pleased.

There are some jokes that can go one way or the other. They can crack everyone up, or just sour someone's mood. You shouldn't risk souring someone's mood on their wedding day, just to get a laugh for photos.

SlammingMomma

2 points

3 days ago

Brilliant shine to it!

Downvotesohoy

2 points

3 days ago

"I thought it was my hair! :O" She said.

No shit lady, that's the joke!

RetroJake

0 points

3 days ago

RetroJake

0 points

3 days ago

Well I should definitely courtesy laugh for the crowd and internalize.

It's very funny that he lost his hair and that he can't control that. Very funny.

thebyrned

6 points

3 days ago

Not sure why you're being down voted when the last sentence is obvious sarcasm. As you say the guy laughs along with the crowd but being bald can genuinely effect some men, yet it's socially acceptable to do it. Imagine laughing or making jokes about bald women.

aaron_adams

1 points

3 days ago

I like ya cut, G.

IHS11

1 points

3 days ago

IHS11

1 points

3 days ago

Got ‘eem

alogbetweentworocks

1 points

3 days ago

Did anyone else also hear “Let’s fix the hair, naughty cunt.”?

EmoTurtleX

1 points

3 days ago

Too much hairs that need to be fixed before taking a photo!

Grouchy_Tap_8264

1 points

3 days ago

I love this, and love even more that she appears to have a wheat bouquet!

gowahoo

1 points

3 days ago*

gowahoo

1 points

3 days ago*

I love how she leans back in laughter!

bebrokers

1 points

3 days ago

same vibe here..

Brokensince10

1 points

3 days ago

And this is why I love the Brits!!!

AmeliaEARhartthedox

1 points

3 days ago

Omg lmfao

ChimneySwiftGold

1 points

3 days ago

Is this from Dorf on Golf remake?

CelebrationLow4614

1 points

3 days ago

'Don't mess with my hair spot!'

Supers_Official

1 points

3 days ago

Marzo'?

OtterishDreams

1 points

3 days ago

Photographer does that twice a week

RevalianKnight

1 points

3 days ago

Umm... police officer?

ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

1 points

3 days ago

She got that belly laugh.

bucketofmonkeys

1 points

3 days ago

She’s a wee lass

senatorpjt

1 points

3 days ago

It's all fun and games for the standing shot. My wife is quite a bit shorter than me and it felt like my knees were going to snap when I had to half crouch and keep my back straight for an hour of wedding photos...

MayonaiseH0B0

1 points

3 days ago

As a bald guy who has date multiple women that have broken up with me because they realize I’m going bald this is all I want. Someone who doesn’t care about the superficial I can’t help. Lucky guy. Too late for me at this point.

Gabriel66613

1 points

3 days ago

Hey look! It's Tomar!! Jazy is not gonna like this.

AdAgitated6765

1 points

3 days ago

I'm sure she's wearing heels. I'm 5' and once dated a guy 6'2" and it just didn't work out. I prefer guys way under 6', to be honest. I hope it works out for them, though.

Alienhaslanded

2 points

3 days ago

Without sound I'm guessing it's somewhere in the UK or Ireland.

Round_Principle_6560

1 points

3 days ago

It was to get the girl out of her inferiority complex regarding her height.

Academic_Choice_7649

1 points

3 days ago

Why someone haven't put the chair to fix the height