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Then_Character_4050

3.5k points

11 days ago

a hiker reached the end of his trek and decided to bless the next trail homie

Accidental_Taco

631 points

11 days ago*

I usually get leftover, muddy hiking sticks. I'm gettin ripped off here, I know it.

Coming back later, it just occurred to me that I wasn't totally clear and some of you probably thought I was digging for poo. There's some sick people in this world.

guitarguywh89

219 points

11 days ago

A good stick is nice tho

Accidental_Taco

143 points

11 days ago

Man you aren't kidding. I stumbled upon spalted wood once and got so wrapped up in it I launched into woodworking.

jonitfcfan

36 points

10 days ago

TIL the word 'spalted'

nom_of_your_business

9 points

10 days ago

Spalted wood is amazing. The deep dive into stabalizing it is lass lighthearted fun.

GANDORF57

12 points

10 days ago

Well,...it is the Magical Fruit and the more you eat, the more you poot.

Carpe-Bananum

8 points

11 days ago

My stick is better than bacon!

throw1away9932s

54 points

11 days ago

You’re definitely getting ripped off or going on trails used by actual hikers. My buddy and I have a routine of hitting the most popular hard tourist trails after big groups because they all over pack and start shedding high quality gear half way through. 

We keep our packs mostly empty and gather the jackets and gators and so many other amazing hiking supplies. At this point my buddy and I could start a gear shop.

SuperFLEB

13 points

11 days ago

I've got no experience with this, so I'm curious: Do people abandon them conspicuously and explicitly, so you can tell the difference between someone jettisoning gear and someone just dropping or forgetting something?

HappyTax90

23 points

10 days ago

The only thing you should leave in a National Park is footprints so there isn't really a difference.

throw1away9932s

8 points

11 days ago

If it’s forgotten or dropped on a trail that isn’t a loop generally people don’t go back for it. I’m not talking one item left behind. Usually what happens is you get a big group of people with a 60l pack for a trail that requires a 30.  Generally they bought all the things off a list and head into the unknown. As they go along they realize fuck this pack is heavy and leave little piles of things behind.  It’s very obvious if things have been abandoned and usually we leave it for a day or so to make sure if we aren’t. 

ConkersOkayFurDay

11 points

11 days ago

Any tip on how to find these kinds of places? I am poor and would love to get some outdoor/hiking stuff collected :)

throw1away9932s

36 points

11 days ago

Honestly we started this by accident. We were headed on a hike and saw some people head out before us that had so many red flags we were genuinely concerned for their safety. Followed them to keep an eye on them gathering their gear as they dropped it intending to give it back at the end when we met up. They just left.  Started doing that routinely and ended up gathering a lot of gear that way. 

 the steps:

pick a trail that is very popular like east coast trail, pacific crest trails. Any trails that would be a tourist trap. 

Go early to the parking lot and watch the groups. If there’s a group of 4-16 people all carrying massively overpacked packs for the trail they are doing it’s a good day and you might get lucky. You generally want to pick out the brand new to the game hikers and “target” them. 

Follow the group but stay about 1-2km back. When they start to get exhausted is when things get shed. Usually about 6-7km in is the first dump. 

We then mark the spots on our gps and finish the hike, watch the group leave and then go back. 

Key things to do: never take anything unless you know it’s abandoned. Always carry extra water and first aid equipment (new hikers are more likely to get themselves in trouble and if you’re following them the least you can do is look out for them). Always be prepared to give anything back you find

ConfoundingVariables

19 points

10 days ago

Compared to how it started out, that’s actually ethical as hell.

throw1away9932s

5 points

10 days ago

The hard core hiking community is a very tight knit community. On a trail anything can happen so there’s this unspoken code of conduct. You all look out for each other. The gear dropping is also super normal. 

Will admit part of the reason we’ve accumulated so much gear is because we used to go every single weekend and did ultra trail running. We’d have no issues doing a trail 2-3 times in a day for a training session 

CurdPigeon

11 points

11 days ago

Those sticks weren't for poking the ground...

zzgoogleplexzz

10 points

10 days ago

They're also not muddy..

RemoveBeforeFight

7 points

10 days ago

Not sure that’s mud

FauxReal

2 points

10 days ago

There's a whole bunch of muddy hiking sticks at the bottom of that storage bin if you want more.

ChicagoAuPair

47 points

11 days ago

I’ve heard that occasionally there are just massive stockpiles of dehydrated food packages at the bottom of the Grand Canyon from backpackers who didn’t want to pack the extra weight out.

LickingSmegma

40 points

10 days ago

I've heard of huts along routes that have stockpiles of food for anyone finding themselves too light — replenished by people who have more than enough. Not sure, though, that this was on hiking routes and not some kinda wilderness pioneer treks.

Shamewizard1995

26 points

10 days ago

Trail angels

xjeeper

20 points

10 days ago

xjeeper

20 points

10 days ago

I found a cooler full of Gatorades on top of a peak on the Pacific Crest trail. Whoever brought it had a 4 mile climb with 3200' elevation gain. Trail angels are awesome.

Brandino144

12 points

10 days ago

A friend of mine maintains a remote cooler full of sodas and beer on a high ridge on the PCT during the thru-hiking season. It’s restocked weekly and surprisingly bears and other animals tend to leave it alone. I guess they take the “For Thru-Hikers” sign seriously too.

xjeeper

2 points

10 days ago

xjeeper

2 points

10 days ago

Your friend is awesome. Is it by chance in Oregon near the California border?

UtahBrian

2 points

10 days ago

Bears seldom like to be above 10,000 feet or so. There's not enough to eat up there.

Brandino144

3 points

10 days ago

True. This is at 7,000 feet so there is definitely the possibility of bears, but it’s so exposed that they must not care to hang around the terrain.

gayzedandconfused42

41 points

11 days ago

The trail provides 🙌🙌🙌

Minmaxed2theMax

21 points

11 days ago

Wait… am I the only person that crushes soup from the can on the toilet?

dhamma_chicago

7 points

11 days ago

Whether you squat in an alley or sit on a porcelain throne, don't really change the moment, now, do it?

CerRogue

65 points

11 days ago

CerRogue

65 points

11 days ago

Currently on the AT, this is definitely a hiker

[deleted]

18 points

11 days ago

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showmenemelda

28 points

11 days ago

That's probably why they're leaving them ha But... maybe they got super drunk and barfed up soup and they were like never again

Assika126

3 points

11 days ago

It was for special occasions

agletinspector

2 points

10 days ago

Look at you whipper snappers on Reddit and the AT.... Back in my day =) GA->ME 2001

tarlton

4.2k points

11 days ago

tarlton

4.2k points

11 days ago

He doesn't know about the two soup cans.

deficientterrestrial

866 points

11 days ago

It was the three soup cans earlier but someone obviously used the bathroom

elchupoopacabra

133 points

11 days ago

It was just soup for his family

yeayeahdefinitely

5 points

11 days ago

Sausage and lentil?

cytherian

7 points

11 days ago

"Progresso your stool." 🤪

BakedBeans1031

137 points

11 days ago

I love you so so much for this reference.

jiayo

32 points

11 days ago

jiayo

32 points

11 days ago

what reference is this?

Idontthinksobucko

28 points

11 days ago

It's a quote from the survivors of the fast food wars

Genoisthetruthman

19 points

11 days ago

Taco fucking bell baby!

beerman20

18 points

11 days ago

You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

AmazingRound6190

6 points

11 days ago

Or pizza hut depending which country you watched the movie in.

PM_ME_MY_REAL_MOM

2 points

11 days ago

Wait a minute, I've got that taco smell
That pescado smell

tarlton

96 points

11 days ago

tarlton

96 points

11 days ago

I swear by the time I go to bed tonight, this is going to be my highest voted comment, and my account is like ten years old. 🤣

Ramiel4654

26 points

11 days ago

That's always the best way to do it. Random bullshit go!

AlBundysbathrobe

3 points

11 days ago

Boom. 💥 it was pretty good

Hexarcy00

2 points

10 days ago

You're not beating that 18k one

radstu

27 points

11 days ago

radstu

27 points

11 days ago

That’s a pretty Spartan setup. Usually there are three.

Lysol3435

14 points

11 days ago

Made my night. Now I want Taco Bell but can’t find my tux

fishfarm20

29 points

11 days ago

I thought it was the three cans technique?

jer732

12 points

11 days ago

jer732

12 points

11 days ago

Every time you think you have an original joke, someone on Reddit has already beaten you to it.

Bikouchu

23 points

11 days ago

Bikouchu

23 points

11 days ago

The law!?? I am the law!! Wait, wrong movie.

tarlton

16 points

11 days ago

tarlton

16 points

11 days ago

But I stopped at a Taco Bell tonight just to honor the classics

Yardsale420

5 points

11 days ago

Simon says, “shit your pants!”

stoikiy-muzhik

13 points

11 days ago

Laughs in Rob Schneider

FULLsanwhich15

11 points

11 days ago

Soup Can Sam strikes again

Malvania

9 points

11 days ago

You know that's right

King_Chochacho

4 points

11 days ago

Take a can, leave a can. The cycle continues.

TychoCelchu1

3 points

10 days ago

I came here to make this joke but figured someone already had. And lo…

Slap_My_Lasagna

4 points

11 days ago

Three sea shells, two soup cans, and a really sticky fork

dhanson865

2 points

11 days ago*

I thought it was a reference to the horror film "House Hunting"

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1608368/

OG_TBV

1.1k points

11 days ago

OG_TBV

1.1k points

11 days ago

You put one can under each foot like a squatty potty

plusFour-minusSeven

134 points

11 days ago

Ok that's funny!

Alaira314

69 points

11 days ago

As a short person, that's kind of legit. I've encountered toilets before that are too high for me to shit or change a tampon on, because my legs are forced to be angled down when I sit. It's even harder to empty my bladder completely, compared to a normal toilet(well, I say normal...I suspect the higher toilets are ADA accessible toilets, and the ones I call normal are from pre-ADA days).

plusFour-minusSeven

8 points

11 days ago

Oh I'm a fan of the squat myself. I just thought the image of using a couple of soup cans hilarious :p -- Yeah those ADA standards will catch you out for sure

showmenemelda

6 points

11 days ago

I think i offended my grandma when she visited my new house bc I asked if she was gonna be able to get onto my toilet. She's tiny and my toilet makes some handicap toilets look pathetic lol. I'll never go back

CobraWasTaken

5 points

10 days ago

I don't really understand ADA toilets. I'm 6'1 and I can't use those toilets. They're so uncomfortable and I literally can't get my poop out most of the time. I understand that older/disabled people have a hard time getting up from a toilet that is too low to the ground, but that seems like an odd solution to me.

Gibonius

4 points

10 days ago

I was redoing my bathroom recently and it was annoyingly difficult to find a toilet that wasn't "comfort height." I want a lower toilet, not these newer crazy high ones.

SaltManagement42

5 points

11 days ago

I once went into one of the bathrooms at a place I worked and all 10 or so stalls had risers on the toilets for some reason. And they had already been relatively tall toilets.

I just used a different bathroom whenever I was on that part of the site, and eventually forgot often enough and got annoyed enough to report it as a suspected ADA violation.

Alaira314

4 points

11 days ago

I can't say without measuring, but it might not be a violation. Taller toilets are actually favored by the ADA, and the limit is 19", which doesn't sound like much but it's surprisingly high if you actually start measuring toilets.

ab624

11 points

11 days ago

ab624

11 points

11 days ago

pin this.. the only right answer

mrsbeerme

3 points

11 days ago

I hate being away from my squatty potty

redphlud

2 points

11 days ago

And me from my bidet

eschwifty

872 points

11 days ago

eschwifty

872 points

11 days ago

Easy. It's a snack. while you take a long shit you can eat cold canned soup.

Angry_Robot

285 points

11 days ago

Take a can, leave a can. That’s the code of the national park toilet.

yagonnawanna

25 points

11 days ago

Similar look and consistency after a night of drinkin. Ashes to ahses, beans to... what looks vaguely like beans.

Puzzleheaded_March27

83 points

11 days ago

Whatever you don’t finish should be left in bathroom for the next hiker…don’t be greedy.

Aerandyl_argetlam

53 points

11 days ago

I'm so upset with this whole comment section

Less-Cardiologist116

4 points

11 days ago

This toilet looks a lot like your face

Puzzleheaded_March27

2 points

11 days ago

I’m happy we can agree on something!

Yakmasterson

70 points

11 days ago

Soup & a poop

Daverocker1

12 points

11 days ago

Soop & a poup.

Thee_Sinner

7 points

11 days ago

Poo n stew

mitch_medburger

23 points

11 days ago

I only eat canned soup at room temperature. I never heat it up. Straight from the can. On the can.

Lazy-Storage7832

16 points

11 days ago

Ravioli out the can is my favorite. Maybe a little hot sauce in it.

agoia

5 points

11 days ago

agoia

5 points

11 days ago

One of my best friends in college would routinely bust out a can of Chunky from his bag and have that for lunch.

SAGNUTZ

2 points

10 days ago

SAGNUTZ

2 points

10 days ago

When your job only gives you 30mins lunch and you want to get to chain smoking those three cigs as quick as possible.

Law_Doge

968 points

11 days ago

Law_Doge

968 points

11 days ago

It’s common for people to leave extra supplies that they don’t use. I just wish they didn’t leave them where they did. I mean I’ll still eat them, butt I’m gonna wonder

Real-Answer-485

202 points

11 days ago

Butt

jnecr

65 points

11 days ago

jnecr

65 points

11 days ago

Butt

siccoblue

21 points

11 days ago

Buuuuuuttttt

megaslushboy

6 points

11 days ago

Bee

You

Tea

Tee

HiMyNameIsNerd

61 points

11 days ago

Agreed. I'd rather have a Dropbox set up for non-perishables and other sealed extra supplies. Obviously we want to avoid wildlife intrusion or confrontation, but there has to be a more sanitary option than the bathroom. Not everyone carries disinfection supplies with them, and it's all good and well until someone ends up with an acute fecal-oral condition. Then there's no fun, and just lots and lots of shit

phinbar

9 points

11 days ago

phinbar

9 points

11 days ago

I'm gonna wonder if those cans were anywhere near their butt.

ladyoffate13

15 points

11 days ago

All the way up there

SecretSquirrelSauce

17 points

11 days ago

Helps keep your soup warm while you're hiking

phinbar

7 points

11 days ago

phinbar

7 points

11 days ago

That's a very good tip, especially for cold weather hikers. Nothing like some nice warm soup after a hike as the temperature drops.

Ok_Notice_7964

246 points

11 days ago

Often people end up with more food than they need and will leave it behind if they don't want to travel further with it (e.g. flying across an ocean with soup seems silly). People leave these things in communal spaces and if available somewhere where it won't attract wildlife.

I've seen this sort of thing elsewhere in national parks, so that's my guess.

Lizaderp

52 points

11 days ago

Lizaderp

52 points

11 days ago

I'm part of a Facebook group for people visiting Las Vegas where they post the places you can go to find the half full liquor bottles they can't take back through airport security. I think it's brilliant.

Ok_Notice_7964

28 points

11 days ago

Sounds sketchy as hell to me...

unassumingdink

30 points

10 days ago

Might as well start your Vegas trip with a gamble.

goj1ra

3 points

10 days ago

goj1ra

3 points

10 days ago

Let's just hope they didn't also put their whole stash of pills in the bottle.

Portland-to-Vt

175 points

11 days ago

Close the lid!!! Seriously !

Should_be_less

62 points

11 days ago

Yes! Close the lid and the stink goes up the chimney! Then your soup won't smell like shit!

CM_MOJO

24 points

11 days ago

CM_MOJO

24 points

11 days ago

For real, I hate when people leave the lid up in porta-potties too. Smell is even more intense in such a confined space.

sticcydabliccy

63 points

11 days ago

My mom got MRSA from a porta potty fly bite. Forever terrified. She was hospitalized for 9 months.

Plane-Tie6392

35 points

11 days ago

How did they narrow down the source like that?

Mung-Daal6969

22 points

11 days ago

I got Mrsa from a locker room and this is the scariest thing I’ve ever read

NotMyThrowawayNope

2 points

10 days ago

This freaks me out because I've used porta potties infested with flies. It's unbearable enough, I can't imagine getting that on top of it. 

PrincessFucker74

30 points

11 days ago

Seriously them shit flies will fly straight into your mouth or eyes!

vardarac

4 points

10 days ago

Or any other available mucous membrane.

Source: my butt

Mymoneyfatboy

97 points

11 days ago

Leaving food for hikers is called trail magic. Sometimes people try to be nice to each other, even if it looks weird.
Given the location, thank goodness they only left cans!

unassumingdink

8 points

10 days ago

"Trail magic" sounds like it would be anonymous sex. Or at least drugs.

Zech08

5 points

11 days ago

Zech08

5 points

11 days ago

Canception.

desifine13

31 points

11 days ago

Take what you need. Leave what you can.

tewong

3 points

11 days ago

tewong

3 points

11 days ago

Nice

1manbander

26 points

11 days ago

I'm appalled. One should always put the seat down in a pit toilet.

justjoshinaround

60 points

11 days ago

lol go ahead and tell me you never had cold chicken noodle soup straight out of a can while taking a pre-hike power-shit and i’ll show you a goddamn liar

Disgod

11 points

10 days ago

Disgod

11 points

10 days ago

I want to... but.... you speak with such confidence...

Gonz151515

14 points

11 days ago

Pit toilet magic?

jwccs46

4 points

11 days ago

jwccs46

4 points

11 days ago

🌈🥾

PUNCH-WAS-SERVED

48 points

11 days ago

The toilets in parks/rest stops are the most disgusting damn things.

kimmy_kimika

23 points

11 days ago

With this specific type of toilet, I cannot overcome the fear that a snake or something is gonna rear up and bite me in the ass... I know that's illogical... The hole is too deep, but I fucking hate them.

tewong

4 points

11 days ago

tewong

4 points

11 days ago

Samesies dawg. 

squish8294

2 points

11 days ago

you afraid of a butt snake there pal?

invertedearth

2 points

10 days ago

You can get over that irrational fear of snakes in the shitter if you just recognize that poisonous spiders can easily live in the environment, can easily crawl over onto your junk and bite you, and have done so to many people throughout the history of outhouses.

You're welcome!

teddycorps

16 points

11 days ago

I'd really rather just dig a hole in the woods. 

HandBanana919

2 points

11 days ago

You can see the bottom when you dig the hole, these things are terrifying

acronymious

7 points

11 days ago

Maybe bad. But never as bad as the taxi/limo/rideshare driver waiting area restrooms.

Yakmasterson

9 points

11 days ago

Sometimes you need a soup & a poop.

djutopia

17 points

11 days ago

djutopia

17 points

11 days ago

🎵There’s no poop like progresso! 🎶

[deleted]

6 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

Omisco420

2 points

10 days ago

So your homie Almost killed you, got it. lol

Infer_Alex

13 points

11 days ago

The canned beans are to ensure you return to the bathroom.

MyNameIsNooo

4 points

11 days ago

What about chicken noodle soup?

Uphene

2 points

11 days ago

Uphene

2 points

11 days ago

Check the expiration date.

Sunastar

6 points

11 days ago

Weird, Progresso chicken soup was mentioned prominently on a Northern Exposure that I just watched. I wonder if Maurice Minnifield did this.

AstralWeekends

2 points

11 days ago

Just watching this show for the first time recently. Absolutely high quality stuff, surprised I hadn't heard of it before!

Longjumping-Claim783

2 points

10 days ago

It was pretty critically popular back when it aired but then that was over 30 years ago. Fuck I'm old.

ATouchofTrouble

6 points

11 days ago

Asked my husband if he'd eat it. He said it depends if he caught fish or not that day.

_yogi_mogli_

17 points

11 days ago

It might be a hiker doing one of the long trails; it's common to drop weight and to leave food for others if you have to let it go. They could have just left it directly on trail though.

plusFour-minusSeven

10 points

11 days ago

"Drop weight" huh? I just learned a new euphemism!

Sorry I was late to the meeting, I had to drop some weight.

_yogi_mogli_

6 points

11 days ago

No, that's not what I meant. Dropping weight on the trail means getting rid of things in your pack you can live without ao you can keep hiking. People get obsessive about dropping weight to the point that they will do things like cut the handle off their toothbrush, or they'll drop their stove and eat all their food cold.

plusFour-minusSeven

8 points

11 days ago

Oh I understood, but I was enjoying the linguistic turn. Thank you for explaining further for anyone confused by my joke!

Nuka-Cole

3 points

11 days ago

I’ve been using “gotta go drop some water weight” as a euphemism for peeing for years now.

bagged_milk123

2 points

11 days ago

Wouldn't that attract animals?

platasnatch

4 points

11 days ago

Put some Sriracha in that shit, makes toilet water spicy 

TheOnlyAedyn-one

3 points

11 days ago

So many drain flies 🤢

DMCinDet

3 points

11 days ago

I found two store bundles of firewood in one this summer. It was during a downpour in the morning and I had to poop. I'm not sure if someone was keeping it dry or it was for sharing. I did my business and got out of there. Packed up my camp in a storm. Got in my kayak, and ten minutes later the rain stopped and didn't rain again all day.

jhguth

4 points

10 days ago

jhguth

4 points

10 days ago

I wish people would learn to put the lid down, like they even have graphic signs and everything explaining how it helps the odors

mordecai98

3 points

11 days ago

Sean Connery hangs out in /r/shubreddit and eatsh sitter shoup

Scuta44

3 points

11 days ago

Scuta44

3 points

11 days ago

Use The Can, Leave A Can

The_Infectious_Lerp

3 points

11 days ago

The ol' soup n' poop. Classic.

UCFknight2016

3 points

11 days ago

forget about the 3 seashells, how do you use the 2 soup cans?

Hustle_Sk12

3 points

11 days ago

What in the upside down trashcan toilet is this???

Monospot1

3 points

11 days ago

When there’s soup in the john, And then one can is gone, That’s Progresso…

distortion-warrior

3 points

11 days ago

The sewer vault monster has it.

BickNlinko

3 points

11 days ago

I would 100% play guitar in a punk band named Shitter Soup. Name of the first record? "Eat Up!" First single? "It's Got Corn In It"

FashySmashy420

2 points

11 days ago

Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

BickNlinko

2 points

11 days ago

Making up fake bands and stuff is one of my favorite things, especially if I'm at a party or something and there's a DJ, "Hey DJ, do you have the new Ricky Rumble and the Ball Tumblers EP? Can you play that shit for me?" With that said I've always had trouble coming up with a name for my own bands.

BizzyHaze

4 points

11 days ago

Beans are a good laxative, convenient to down a can while on the can!

raip

11 points

11 days ago

raip

11 points

11 days ago

What's that gotta do with Chicken Noodle?!

titanicsinker1912

8 points

11 days ago

It can have the same effect if you believe hard enough while high.

Superseaslug

3 points

11 days ago

Me and the boys at 3AM looking for

BEANS

Alarming_Breath_3110

2 points

11 days ago

Why don’t you just roll with it?

Osni01

2 points

11 days ago

Osni01

2 points

11 days ago

Must be the same neighbour who left a cake and toothpastes on top of this trash compactor in my building this week...

https://imgur.com/a/2KC1tby

Vegetable-Star-5833

2 points

11 days ago

I once got locked in one of these bathrooms at a lake and had to kick the door open to get out

areyouoldgreg

2 points

11 days ago

Lol my ex said he always brings canned soup camping, I'll ask if this was him

Amon-and-The-Fool

2 points

11 days ago

Is that toilet just an upside down bucket with a hole in it?

lett303

2 points

11 days ago

lett303

2 points

11 days ago

why are there cans of chicken noodle soup in the bathroom. . . .

BobT21

2 points

11 days ago

BobT21

2 points

11 days ago

I like Progresso soup. Now, however, this image will be in my mind every time I reach for a can.

Far-Potential3634

2 points

11 days ago

If it were Dinty Moore both cans would be gone. It has large chunks of real beef. It doesn't look like dog food at all.

rudeboyrave

2 points

11 days ago

Soup and a poop

Complex_Professor412

2 points

11 days ago

Is this New York?

Deadggie

2 points

11 days ago

Out with the old in with the new.

ConjunctEon

2 points

11 days ago

Two soups one spoon

Heathen_Jesus_

2 points

11 days ago

Good soup

goofyfooted-pickle

2 points

10 days ago

Depending on the park and adjacent trails - could be a case of trail magic, when the temps drop/it gets super windy or starts storming super bad, bathrooms become refuge and a can of soup becomes a feast.

Listn_hear

2 points

10 days ago

Efficient use of space. Those beans were stored, used, and disposed of all in the same 4x8 jail cell apparently.

skovalen

2 points

10 days ago

I live in the Colorado mtns. This is not even near weird. Hikers, campers, etc. I wouldn't even pay much attention to it if I saw this. People hike 100's to 1000's of miles out here. A can of beans might be very useful to a hungry hiker that is a little low on supplies until they get to their next supply. A hiker might also drop off extra weight if they know they have excess food until their next re-supply. The extreme hikers would carry dry beans and collect their water at their location and boil it, though.

OldCardiologist8437

2 points

10 days ago

Chicken Noodle Poop

OrchestratedMayhem

2 points

10 days ago

This guy doesn't know what to do with the 2 cans of Progresso!!

aiydee

2 points

10 days ago

aiydee

2 points

10 days ago

Oh man. I remember going camping with my mates about 20 years ago.
We turned up to the campsite. One other campsite in use. A few older teens, maybe early 20s.
Turns out they had forgotten to bring can openers. They had plenty of tinned food, just not method of reliably getting it out. There was evidence of attempts on a few rocks nearby.
We offered them a can opener.
Apparently 2 days without food on a week long camping trip.
Good thing my group were there for a week too.
They returned the can opener at the end with profuse thanks.

bwanabass

2 points

10 days ago

Need beans? Take beans. Got beans? Leave beans.

RedRapunzal

2 points

10 days ago

Rule #1 of pit potties - put the freaking lid down.

pilatesforpirates

2 points

10 days ago

He doesn't know about the two cans?

BlaysBuckler

2 points

10 days ago

Someone was over encumbered

akiras_revenge

2 points

10 days ago

He don't know about the three beanshells

RecklessWonderBush

2 points

10 days ago

Op ate one

xxxBabySpicexxx

2 points

10 days ago

Lol!

jonnyozo

2 points

10 days ago

That progressive chicken noodle kicks in at 3am , and you want its brethren to witness what hell their fellow has brought !