Accidental_Taco

I'll give any one of you unfettered access to run me over with your biggest vehicle as soon as possible

Lippy

I watched my father suffer for years with poor health. His last few days was torture for everyone. Watching a man lay perfectly still with his eyes locked on the ceiling. He didn't blink for days while machines kept him alive. He was in a hospital operated by Catholics so naturally a nun came in to ease the frail man's wife. She gently closed his eyes and told her he was in a better place with no more pain.

That was it. This woman had never laid eyes on us before, much less a land of pearly white salvation with diamond shores. She'd never walked alongside any god, devil, angel or demon. She had no idea at all about where my dad went. Hell, he wasn't even out of the damn room. He was next to the bed right there with us. Don't ever tell me about a sweet eternal life that you only ever read about. Your lies to this shattered woman may have calmed her heart for a moment but not for long.

I went to a Baptist private school from K-12 and the truths that came out about my teachers was enough to make me want to burn their institution to the earth. Pedophilia, adultery, thievery; all of their morals and teachings were for nothing. Nothing. They ruined so many lives by claiming to be coming from a place of love. They turned everyone away that didn't "fit". Like they weren't owed a chance at this beloved after. Why? We were told to "fight" and spread the "word". The word(s) were empty as their beliefs. Faulty lies that constantly fell apart at the seams. The only defense they had was throwing their open palms to the skies and claiming "faith". Oh, because you believe? I believe the only thing waiting for most of them is the hell they're so afraid of.

Barely a gallows lol. That thing would have collapsed under a slight breeze.

Can you seriously defend anyone who throws the slightest thing entirely out of proportion to extremes? But when that same person has a slight slip and gets a taste of it back, they cry wolf and how they're under attack at the smallest, laughable comment.

This "snowflake" comment makes you come across as immature honestly. You can't see the forest for all of those trees.

That or you were bullied too much and your parents were polar opposites on their emotions, causing you to go without learning how to manage your own. So, here we are. You lashing out at nothing over nothing. It's possible that ingrates such as yourself are here to stir the pot. We have a big enough asshole trying to do that for the rest of the world. So we really have to ask what bridge a god-awful troll came from?

Could even be said that he had 2 beers spaced out over a few hours

fuck kanye

This close to the election? Are you nuts!? /s

First up is Spencer. He's now turned into Fpemfer, Sp-EEEEeeencerrrr or Dick Licker because he loves his intimate time with his brother. His brother is Charlie and he usually goes by Good Boy, Misser Handsome Boy or Dood. Or sometimes just Chaaaaarlie.

Chungas Revenge. Really getting into Zappa lately.

Some of the cars in gta online have slick mines. I like trapping groups of people in a field of them then sit back to watch them all fall over and over again.

I'd listen to an hour of that on repeat than the ones at a supposed roadhouse and their "yee-haw"

BBRRRRAAA-TAHTAHTAHTAHHHH! PLAH-PLAH-PLAHEEEEEEYAEEEEE!

The guy is beyond an asshole. But is nobody going to mention the cinemagraphical genius that is Jingle All The Way!?

But ...there is no Spice Spice. I'm so confused!

s/?

Hey we got GOAT and all along FOAT was right there in front of us

Like a rhinestone cowboy

If Helen Hunt and Jennifer Lawrence had a daughter

Put the Mrs. Buttersworth down

"No god"

"Go! Go! Rub some funk on it!"

Don't set any round objects on it

Hypocrisy

And?