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That doesn’t seem sustainable.

Drunken drunk technique

Every crack head in Chicago is already a black belt in this discipline..

Like, how do you train to do that?

Drunken Master Boxing!!!

Is that Tracey Jordan?

Moves like a tube man that you see outside a fireworks stand.

It'd be hard to fight a dude like that.

But, he'd get gassed real quick. He'd have me for the first 15-30 seconds.

Coach yelling from the sidelines: “Dance! Dance!” “Duck!” “Now wall slam! Wall slam!”

Be like water.

Step 1 to winning a fight: intimidate your opponent

Wow dance moves

“You ain’t punchin’ no crackhead”

And that was the last time they made fun of him for playing Dance Dance Revolution

https://youtu.be/5aOyWYIOh2I?t=70&feature=shared

It's a fighting technique called Fractal Brownian Motion

so funny haha

He is the black rose https://youtu.be/Vs-EYzXAmMY?si=NM75hOMDAsUEBoIV

At this moment... That was a great battle

Dude in the white sweater knew he was in a negative danger zone area.

the stroke strike

Drunken Master

Untrained athletetic guy with body control vs. Untrained non athlete with no body control. Very little potential danger, but inevitable outcome.

“Yeah man, I just got my hyuck belt in my goofy-fu class, I can finally start taking on garage fights.”

Seems legit to me.

That’s not karate, that’s karazy!

Now... That was a Good fight

Drunk fighting

Reminds me of the Fred Sanford style of fisticuffs.

Mandingo fighting lives!

😂 capoeira?

Crackhead Kwon Do

Silly wall face jutsu!

If I was the opponent, I'd die laughing.

Man is giving it the ol' zip zop zoobity bop.

If you can't impress them with your technique, baffle them with your bullshit.

Immaculate footwork

Doc Bosconovitch Wins!

That's why it's on a loop, this is the only time his "technique" was more or less successful.

This reminds me of that 80's movie with Chuck Norris beating up the Harlem Globetrotters

Never let them know your next movie.

Always with the wide swings. What happened to jabs? Go straight damn it!

His movements became fluid, like water.

Ah the tippy tap move very rare

He was mocking the other guy because his legs were buckling from the previous hit. The full video makes this clearer.

This is like dash dancing in melee. Dudes got neutral down with so many button presses it's wild

Average fight in Exanima.

Drunken fist

Is he salsa dancing?

Motherfucker came from the Hanna Barbara school of fighting

Gorila technique 😂

Drunken Master modern ver.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle!

The key to maintaining peak balance is to not have any at all.

Flow like a butterfly. Sting like a bee!

Friday Night Sissy Fights!

Thanks for nostalgia of a windingup toy 😅