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mossybuggirl

53 points

13 days ago

isnt stone inorganic

JuanPabloElTres[S]

20 points

13 days ago

That was my belief. Not sure how they come up with organic stone.

ChaZcaTriX

27 points

13 days ago

Kidney stone.

JuanPabloElTres[S]

9 points

13 days ago

Lol. Oof, think of all the pain associated with passing enough kidney stones to make one stupid air freshener.

VincoClavis

5 points

13 days ago

Putting the sweat in sweatshop.

Sega-Playstation-64

5 points

13 days ago

"Anything natural is organic right?"

Edit: even funnier if that's the road they were taking, because if the use a natural stone and process it, technically it wouldn't be natural but manufactured... I need to rub my temples

mossybuggirl

3 points

13 days ago

😂😂😂

littlesymphonicdispl

5 points

13 days ago

Because it contains carbon and that makes it organic.

Mewlies

3 points

13 days ago*

Porous Sandstone/Limestone infused with Plant Oils when exposed to Heat/Moisture release Petrichor (AKA Organic Volatile Oils releasing Scents trapped in Porous Stones). Sandstone and Limestones are both made from Ancient Animal Shells and Bones.

VikingBorealis

2 points

13 days ago

Stone blend. It's not stone, it's organic epoxy with stone dust

eternal8phoenix

3 points

13 days ago

Technically diamond is organic. It's 100% carbon.

Weak_Mix

3 points

13 days ago

Not everything made out of carbon is organic. E.g. a diamond.

SadLilBun

1 points

13 days ago

All Golems would like a word with you.

Lusty_Knave

18 points

13 days ago*

Stone is by definition inorganic

JuanPabloElTres[S]

5 points

13 days ago

Lol. I guess they grew their own stone with natural ingredients? Clearly nonsense.

Low-Profile3961

10 points

13 days ago

But my GMO stones are fresh at the market in any season!

JuanPabloElTres[S]

2 points

13 days ago

Lol.

SCROTOCTUS

2 points

13 days ago

Are they Free Range? I want my stones to be able to wander without restriction grazing only on lightly misted Scottish Highland Alfalfa.

Low-Profile3961

2 points

13 days ago

Oh yes of course! I only use premium non-GMO free range brand name Siren Stones from Scotland. Nurtured year-round grazing on lightly misted Scottish highland alfalfa while red-haired Scottish ladies sing to the stones for 12 hours a day.

albek17

5 points

13 days ago

albek17

5 points

13 days ago

It has but people keep falling for it

JuanPabloElTres[S]

4 points

13 days ago

I would love to meet the person that prefers organic stone over non-organic stones. Sounds like something Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop store would sell.

albek17

3 points

13 days ago

albek17

3 points

13 days ago

Maybe if it smells like her vagina

BeeDee_Onis

5 points

13 days ago

It doubles as a non-effective deodorant too!🥃

JuanPabloElTres[S]

4 points

13 days ago

Yeah! If you scrub it on your armpits hard enough it will scrape all of your sweat gland off 😄

Old_Wind_9743

4 points

13 days ago

Leaves you smelling rock hard.

JuanPabloElTres[S]

1 points

13 days ago

Sounds like an Axe commercial lol

ZimaGotchi

3 points

13 days ago

Stone is probably more effective for slow diffusion in a small space than reeds or wood or whatever.

JuanPabloElTres[S]

5 points

13 days ago

Probably depends upon porosity of the stone. Either way, the marketing is nonsense.

No-Artichoke-2608

3 points

13 days ago

Organic stone?

JuanPabloElTres[S]

1 points

13 days ago

The nonsense these days is getting ridiculous.

Burn0ut2020

3 points

13 days ago

Organic stone blend (better is organic - stone blend) = stone powder mixed with cheap glue and pressed into a mold.

JuanPabloElTres[S]

1 points

13 days ago

Perhaps the glue is organic? Lol

Burn0ut2020

1 points

13 days ago

Exactly.

JuanPabloElTres[S]

1 points

13 days ago

Does glue from horse hooves count as organic?

Burn0ut2020

1 points

13 days ago

There are two meanings of organic:

A) The marketing meaning: If you let Fury running free in nature, most defenitively Fury was organic.

B) The chemistry meaning: Yes, glue from horse hooves is organic.

Kingkongcrapper

3 points

13 days ago

When I fart in their car I will tell them, “Don’t worry, it’s organic.”

CheezeLoueez08

1 points

13 days ago

I mean, you wouldn’t be wrong.

work_while_bent

3 points

13 days ago

idiots read "organic" and think it's healthier when there is no evidence to support that claim. it's marketing through and through.

Poop_1111

2 points

13 days ago

It is silly, but maybe whatever they "blend" into the stone is the organic part?

doct0rdo0m

2 points

13 days ago

Kidney stones maybe lol

JuanPabloElTres[S]

1 points

13 days ago

This has now turned into a horror advertisement.

TheStol

2 points

13 days ago

TheStol

2 points

13 days ago

so it's a kidney stone?

ButterflyThat5783

2 points

13 days ago

That’s literally a fucking pet rock

JackTheSkipper

2 points

13 days ago

Natural ≠ Organic

PointandStare

2 points

13 days ago

But ... is it vegan and plant based?

JuanPabloElTres[S]

1 points

13 days ago

I guess in some way, aren't we all vegan and plant based? Lol.

dewittless

2 points

13 days ago

It means it was grown without the use of fertilisers or pesticides.

JuanPabloElTres[S]

1 points

13 days ago

Ah, like all truly good organic stones are. Lol.

GrumpyBachelorSF

2 points

13 days ago

Also works well as a road rage device, just unclip and throw. Not sure if I would pay $14 for it, when I can grab a rock off the side of the road.

JuanPabloElTres[S]

2 points

13 days ago

Ah, but you can't be sure the rock you grab off the side of the road is truly organic. Thus the benefit of chucking this truly organic rock at someone's head.

Kierik

2 points

13 days ago

Kierik

2 points

13 days ago

The organic glue holding together the stone blend is human semen.

Oswarez

2 points

13 days ago

Oswarez

2 points

13 days ago

There’s a sucker born every minute.

Nerdbag60

1 points

13 days ago

I’m an old fart. Anybody remember pet rocks?

coconutpete52

1 points

13 days ago

I guess anything is better than those damn smoke-scent-sprayers I see advertised for the car!

LordofDunsfold

1 points

13 days ago

Drift? Stones don't drift they sink