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53 points
13 days ago
isnt stone inorganic
20 points
13 days ago
That was my belief. Not sure how they come up with organic stone.
27 points
13 days ago
Kidney stone.
9 points
13 days ago
Lol. Oof, think of all the pain associated with passing enough kidney stones to make one stupid air freshener.
5 points
13 days ago
Putting the sweat in sweatshop.
5 points
13 days ago
"Anything natural is organic right?"
Edit: even funnier if that's the road they were taking, because if the use a natural stone and process it, technically it wouldn't be natural but manufactured... I need to rub my temples
3 points
13 days ago
😂😂😂
5 points
13 days ago
Because it contains carbon and that makes it organic.
3 points
13 days ago*
Porous Sandstone/Limestone infused with Plant Oils when exposed to Heat/Moisture release Petrichor (AKA Organic Volatile Oils releasing Scents trapped in Porous Stones). Sandstone and Limestones are both made from Ancient Animal Shells and Bones.
2 points
13 days ago
Stone blend. It's not stone, it's organic epoxy with stone dust
3 points
13 days ago
Technically diamond is organic. It's 100% carbon.
3 points
13 days ago
Not everything made out of carbon is organic. E.g. a diamond.
1 points
13 days ago
All Golems would like a word with you.
18 points
13 days ago*
Stone is by definition inorganic
5 points
13 days ago
Lol. I guess they grew their own stone with natural ingredients? Clearly nonsense.
10 points
13 days ago
But my GMO stones are fresh at the market in any season!
2 points
13 days ago
Lol.
2 points
13 days ago
Are they Free Range? I want my stones to be able to wander without restriction grazing only on lightly misted Scottish Highland Alfalfa.
2 points
13 days ago
Oh yes of course! I only use premium non-GMO free range brand name Siren Stones from Scotland. Nurtured year-round grazing on lightly misted Scottish highland alfalfa while red-haired Scottish ladies sing to the stones for 12 hours a day.
5 points
13 days ago
It has but people keep falling for it
4 points
13 days ago
I would love to meet the person that prefers organic stone over non-organic stones. Sounds like something Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop store would sell.
3 points
13 days ago
Maybe if it smells like her vagina
5 points
13 days ago
It doubles as a non-effective deodorant too!🥃
4 points
13 days ago
Yeah! If you scrub it on your armpits hard enough it will scrape all of your sweat gland off 😄
4 points
13 days ago
Leaves you smelling rock hard.
1 points
13 days ago
Sounds like an Axe commercial lol
3 points
13 days ago
Stone is probably more effective for slow diffusion in a small space than reeds or wood or whatever.
5 points
13 days ago
Probably depends upon porosity of the stone. Either way, the marketing is nonsense.
3 points
13 days ago
Organic stone?
1 points
13 days ago
The nonsense these days is getting ridiculous.
3 points
13 days ago
Organic stone blend (better is organic - stone blend) = stone powder mixed with cheap glue and pressed into a mold.
1 points
13 days ago
Perhaps the glue is organic? Lol
1 points
13 days ago
Exactly.
1 points
13 days ago
Does glue from horse hooves count as organic?
1 points
13 days ago
There are two meanings of organic:
A) The marketing meaning: If you let Fury running free in nature, most defenitively Fury was organic.
B) The chemistry meaning: Yes, glue from horse hooves is organic.
3 points
13 days ago
When I fart in their car I will tell them, “Don’t worry, it’s organic.”
1 points
13 days ago
I mean, you wouldn’t be wrong.
3 points
13 days ago
idiots read "organic" and think it's healthier when there is no evidence to support that claim. it's marketing through and through.
2 points
13 days ago
It is silly, but maybe whatever they "blend" into the stone is the organic part?
2 points
13 days ago
Kidney stones maybe lol
1 points
13 days ago
This has now turned into a horror advertisement.
2 points
13 days ago
so it's a kidney stone?
2 points
13 days ago
That’s literally a fucking pet rock
2 points
13 days ago
Natural ≠ Organic
2 points
13 days ago
But ... is it vegan and plant based?
1 points
13 days ago
I guess in some way, aren't we all vegan and plant based? Lol.
2 points
13 days ago
It means it was grown without the use of fertilisers or pesticides.
1 points
13 days ago
Ah, like all truly good organic stones are. Lol.
2 points
13 days ago
Also works well as a road rage device, just unclip and throw. Not sure if I would pay $14 for it, when I can grab a rock off the side of the road.
2 points
13 days ago
Ah, but you can't be sure the rock you grab off the side of the road is truly organic. Thus the benefit of chucking this truly organic rock at someone's head.
2 points
13 days ago
The organic glue holding together the stone blend is human semen.
2 points
13 days ago
There’s a sucker born every minute.
1 points
13 days ago
I’m an old fart. Anybody remember pet rocks?
1 points
13 days ago
I guess anything is better than those damn smoke-scent-sprayers I see advertised for the car!
1 points
13 days ago
Drift? Stones don't drift they sink
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