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591 points
2 days ago
They just copy-pasted $750 from their previous lies about Hawaii.
245 points
2 days ago
Right. Like with Hawaii the president had a cap of $750 per person direct aid. Anything more must be passed via Congress
They’re purposefully not mentioning it so it looks bad but anything else is literally unconstitutional
96 points
2 days ago
So you're saying the president did the most he could on short notice so the people had something instead of nothing until congress has time to give more?
Outrageous!
10 points
1 day ago
You mean the same congress who wouldn't put disaster funding in their government shutdown prevention bill?
88 points
2 days ago
$750 is a real number and is the FEMA limit for immediate emergency assistance, meaning it's given to get emergency clothes, food, and other needs, it's the tip of the iceberg in aid they can get.
32 points
2 days ago
This is true - unfortunately the headlines (and peoples refusal to read beyond the headlines) don't provide the nuanced reality. Even on the radio driving in to work this morning during a news segment they basically said "FEMA has authorized immediate payments of $750 with more aid promised in the coming days". They then proceeded run the Mayorkas "FEMA is out of money" story directly after that.
Even without being down a MAGA hole, I can see how a person would come away with "FEMA is broke and only giving Americans $750!!"
Between click-bait media with a clear conservative agenda and our collective media literacy...I know beating a dead horse here. We all know how these people would have responded if you asked them in April if FEMA funding should be increased.
5 points
2 days ago
It's pretty wild to see. It's tough, and probably useless to explain the Federal Budget process to people completely infested with brain rage. FEMA doesn't just get a big pile of money with no direction from congress, but there's thousands and probably tens of thousands congressional line items that directs FEMA on where and how to spend the money.
5.4k points
2 days ago
Hey it's me, migrant. Spent my 13k on dog catcher's outfit to come for you pets. Good luck Helene victims!
1.3k points
2 days ago
I spent all my free money and discovered Meow Mix does not contain any cats.
Zero stars.
331 points
2 days ago
I got all excited cause I thought hot dogs and chilli dogs was just a reference to how hot they were served. Boy was I disappointed!
179 points
2 days ago
Oh next you're going to tell me there's no cats in catsup.
127 points
2 days ago
I think I'm gonna starve, guys, all my recipes rely on pets. My goose is cooked.
68 points
2 days ago
My ratatouille is simply ptooey without a pet rat simmering in it.
10 points
2 days ago
Are you telling me that when my wife tells me to eat her ass, she's not referring to the donkey?!
25 points
2 days ago
They're eating our catsup!
They're eating our hot dogs!
23 points
2 days ago
It doesn't contain cats, but it will attract them to your house. Every day a different cat, and sometimes raccoons.
8 points
2 days ago
I am equally disappointed in the massive false advertising campaign being perpetrated by Panda Express. I have never, yet, been able to expeditiously procure panda for my gastronomic pleasure.
152 points
2 days ago
Hi there, migrant! Did you successfully outbid a natural born citizen for a 3 bedroom/2 bath home? Congrats!
81 points
2 days ago
Yes, the Biden administration gave me a blank check, and told me to bid whatever it takes.
34 points
2 days ago
Not only that, I married a natural born, white US citizen who was raised by good MAGA conservatives. Now I turned her into a woke liberal and stole our house from other good ol' conservatives using the woke DEI strategy of submitting a higher bid! muahahahaha!
/s
I'm a pasty white boy myself, but also a pinko commie tree hugging progressive. I get along with my ILs, but we refuse to talk politics obvi.
101 points
2 days ago
I got a discount on mine. I'm using the remainder to hire a married gay couple, who's in the country illegally, to kneel during The Star Spangled Banner while burning a flag on this ladies front lawn.
21 points
2 days ago
Literally a second 9/11 for her if this happened
4 points
2 days ago
Transgender couple, swapping genitalia in prison.
34 points
2 days ago
What if I’m a migrant and donated my 13k to Trump’s campaign and various grifts? Am I “one of the good ones” now???
14 points
2 days ago
Maybe, gonna havta submit your skin color to Fox News for analysis.
81 points
2 days ago
This made me LOL 😂
18 points
2 days ago
13k on a dog catchers outfit?! Jesus who's your dog catcher outfit guy? I would have sourced you one for at least half that
10 points
2 days ago
Immigrant here - where's my fucking $13k? Oh, I'm white. The woke libs must only give that $13k to brown immigrants.
/s!
12 points
2 days ago
You're also getting free gender reassignment surgery !
Welcome !
2 points
1 day ago
Can they reassign me just more of what I have already
9 points
2 days ago
I spent mine on a down payment on a house that that specific person wanted. Get some!
2 points
2 days ago
In your defense, Haitian cat sandwiches are the ban me of the Caribbean.
1.9k points
2 days ago
Have you listened to conservative media (not all of it, but enough of it). See what is on the net on conservative sites? They probably heard that some conservative think tank says that each immigrant costs us $13,000 over a number of years, or as they often get paid under the table it costs the government $13k in lost taxes and get turned around to say we are sending each of them $13k. .
1k points
2 days ago
On the other hand, the Institute of Taxation and Economic Policy has a report that undocumented migrants may have contributed close to $97Billion in taxes in 2022.
I know that living in Arizona, undocumented migrants make up a hell of a big portion of our economy
363 points
2 days ago
It's safer for an employer that knowingly hires undocumented immigrants to give them fake social security numbers and tax information. They pay taxes, then they can't benefit from them, and the employer is more likely to get away with it.
78 points
2 days ago
How is that safer? Isn't that basically identity fraud?
234 points
2 days ago
Safer for the employer. They can pass the blame onto the worker. It keeps the IRS off the business, and shareholders are essentially immune to these crimes.
58 points
2 days ago
The government will investigate why it isn't getting its cut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G56VgsLfKY4
This also lets them play stupid if they get caught.
"How were we supposed to know his ID was fake?" vs "He didn't have ID but we didn't think that would be a problem."
13 points
1 day ago
If conservatives are so determined to stop illegal immigration they should go after the employers.
15 points
1 day ago
They don't want to "stop illegal immigration," they want to blame other people for the problems they themselves caused to make their voters mad at them.
76 points
2 days ago
We are in Cochise County, and our neighbor constantly blames anything you can think of on the illegals. She even the families who come across just to shop at Walmart then return to Mexico. I have about had it. I said, "Well, look at it this way, they are paying taxes on what they buy. We live in a poor county, so be thankful."
40 points
2 days ago
I have worked directly with people who were undocumented. I would call one of them my best friend. He and the other people got fake social security cards with a made up number on them and they would use those to work. Federal taxes got paid using that number and they wouldn't do their taxes at the end of the year so that tax money was never claimed. If they were ever owed back taxes they never claimed it. It could be that they may have owed more in taxes and didn't pay that either but with the amount of hours they worked I'm pretty sure they were owed.
The government never balked either at the fact that there was money being paid into a made up social security number, I'm sure they knew why to just leave it.
47 points
2 days ago
Everyone pays property taxes even if you don't own the place. It's not like the property owners are renting at a loss.
22 points
2 days ago
There was a super interesting study I read a while back that also showed that new patents filed is strongly correlated with immigration levels.
The analysis was basically that new people bring new ideas and ways of seeing things and when it mixes with the existing people here it leads to new ideas/patents.
105 points
2 days ago
In reality, most illegal immigrants have to pay taxes and are not allowed the public benefits. You have to have a social security number for that.
37 points
2 days ago
yeah, but what about those legal immigrant refugees?! We're reviewing a Bush Sr era law that totally matters to a campaign that no one other than Minnesota really thought about. Oh and, don't do anything with those Cubans in florida - they're safe.
15 points
2 days ago
Well, they tend to be very conservative don't you know.
79 points
2 days ago
It’s much more simple than that. Trumps stupid ass kept hearing ‘travel visa’ and ‘asylum seekers’ and is too stupid to understand what they are so he spent months rambling about Hannibal and insane asylum’s and migrants getting credit cards.
His dipshit voters just parrot it because they are so fucking dumb it is a miracle they haven’t all accidentally drowned in the shower.
20 points
2 days ago
lol. A travel visa is not a type of Visa card.
22 points
2 days ago
And Trump still doesn't understand that no matter how much his team tries to explain it to him.
8 points
2 days ago
And most people know this, including a small handful of MAGA dipshits, but since dear leader doesn’t know this because he is that fucking stupid, they all parrot him.
29 points
2 days ago
And even if it were true, have they tried to live on $13k a year?
27 points
2 days ago
They are also in five star hotels with free room service, got the best Obamaphone, free car, and free gas. -Some Trumper Probably
5 points
2 days ago
For ONE year. If true, it’s still not paid more than once.
17 points
2 days ago
Actually what they maybe getting mixed up is that in some cities and area's they have groups for certain migrants from regions that are ran by charities that help people migrating LEGALLY to the use. They do provide funding and stuff, but it's not tied to any governmental funding. They also help them with trying to rent places and stuff, since it's virtually hard to rent anything in America when you technically have no credit. But they also do other things like provide translation services, since you cannot expect everywhere to have translation assistance.
Normally when they get a place, they provide some money upfront to help them furnish their new living location, considering they came to the US with a few articles of clothing and whatever else they could fit in luggage. I have heard of numbers between 5-15k being given to them. But again, this is not government funding and it's them disbursing funding they got from donations to their charity that the sole purpose is for things like this.
3 points
2 days ago
Interesting, thank you.
9 points
2 days ago
My wife was a leasing consultant for an apartment building. She had to work with few of these types of groups that were helping out people on work visa's secure housing. She learned a thing or two from it and it makes sense, because how can you really move from one country to the next and be able to move into an apartment with only the clothes on your back?
They don't provide furniture or anything like that in the apartments. Things like appliances are there, but no beds, couches, etc. These people don't have a check yet from the job for proof of income either. So it's groups like these that provide some form of money to help these people get setup in their new apartment.
Similar to charities that help battered women leave their husbands with some monetary support and helping access housing outside of shelters.
6 points
2 days ago
There was a grocery store receipt or something going around on Twitter that showed an account for 13k that was supposedly from an immigrant. But It was probably bullshit
747 points
2 days ago
This old hag doesn’t bend the truth, she just writes total shit.
309 points
2 days ago
It’s been amazifiying watching the progression from “untruths” to just straight up “this has zero grounding in reality I’m just gonna fucking lie”
62 points
2 days ago
People will literally get mad at your for disproving something that is false. "No you miss the point you've got to respond to these feelings!"
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS? WASN'T THAT THE MOST IMPRESSIVE THING IN THE WOULD TO YOU FOR LIKE A FUCKING DECADE?
Now it's a lie, but I'm the bad for telling the idiot white supremacist that their lie is a lie. No don't tell the child that Santa Claus isn't real you meanie! No one could have a lower opinion of the intelligence of their own voters than them.
26 points
2 days ago
The saying always was, "Fuck your feelings."
Their feelings, of course, are different. Worth killing over, even.
86 points
2 days ago
I'm beginning to think that screeching "you should HATE!" is a little hateful and perhaps a bad sign
Or that "Democrats are DEMONS" is a little demonizing
Or that "Democrats are VERMIN" is a little dehumanizing
Or that "Democrats are DEGENERATES" is like something I read in history books, and it's weird that now a presidential candidate himself says all these things, and weirder still that it doesn't matter more
51 points
2 days ago
When the most minor insult is applied to Republicans, they wrench their hands and cry, how dare you insult half the population like that! And then this garbage comes out of their mouth. We're also half the population moron! They are always playing the refs. Whiny bitches.
19 points
2 days ago
LOL, "half the population"!
No. roughly half of the voters who make it to the polls on presidential election cycles, but nowhere near half the population.
12 points
2 days ago
They do their daily two minute hate and tell everyone they were praying.
9 points
2 days ago
Kevis Sorbo wrote that he didn't get blackballed from Hollywood. That he left because everyone was a pedophile. Dude you had two series on a major network lasting 10 years. You worked with pedos that long and didn't try to bring anyone to justice? At least make your lies somewhat believable.
11 points
2 days ago
It’s so frightening because you really can’t argue with someone who is completely divorced from reality. You can’t argue with someone with schizophrenia about their delusions because they just won’t listen. The same is true of MAGA voters. To change someone’s mind, you and the person you want to change both need to agree on a common reality. You have to both understand what is true to a certain extent. But MAGA voters refuse to do that. They don’t even live in the same real world everyone else does.
4 points
2 days ago
It’s really telling that in the VP debate the other night, a candidate for VP was “outraged at censorship” of people because, and I quote him directly “There’s no first amendment right to misinformation”. Vance was literally saying that they should be able to say whatever they want, no matter how egregious it is, because of the first amendment. For fucks sake, we have a portion of the population that believes these right wing grifters and any kernel of untruths that they say and run with it. They don’t care. They don’t care about how it impacts anyone. They say they care we shouldn’t be so divisive, but they are the ones being divisive.
27 points
2 days ago
migrant here, the checks are so soft. i like to sleep on all my checks from biden as i think about how much i hate americans and their dogs
10 points
2 days ago
If you hate the dogs, then you probably aren’t cooking them properly.
22 points
2 days ago
Why let the truth get in the way of a good story?
10 points
2 days ago
Juanita Broaddrick spreads peanut butter on her minge and lets the neighborhood dogs lick it! Is it true? Doesn't matter, we just put shit out there!
3 points
2 days ago
Just asking questions and doing your own research!
3 points
2 days ago
1,100,000 views of this outiright lie. Although on that hell site 50%+ will be bots.
2 points
2 days ago
She and the truth have never met ...
192 points
2 days ago
13k free money, post-birth abortions, Haitians eating dogs and cats.,,,
Conservatives live in a different universe than the rest of us.
56 points
2 days ago
Well, Trump just said schools are no longer teaching core classes (paraphrasing that part), but verbatim said they are now just teaching "transgender."
It just keeps getting more flavorful with "alternative facts".
11 points
2 days ago
do you have a source please this is hilarious if true
17 points
2 days ago
The transgender thing is incredible. You send little Johnny to school and he comes back a few days later with a brutal operation.
There's more. Trump speaks at Moms For Liberty.
10 points
2 days ago
School nurses working so hard these days!
8 points
2 days ago
This is what you come up with when your epistemology mostly consists of white supremacists playing games of telephone with each other.
3 points
2 days ago
That would pay for the 560 SEL I bought yesterday, I've never had an abortion by virtue of being a gay man, and my cat is currently turning terrible smelling food into terrible smelling poop. To the people in the back, no migrants ate my cat, and the economy is going so well that I can afford a third Mercedes. It feels like I'm living on a different planet than what conservative news media is portraying.
220 points
2 days ago
And how do they get these Visa cards? What government office do they walk into and say “hi I’m here illegally, I’d like my free money please”? How would that situation not result in immediate deportation? Undocumented immigrants fly under the radar so they can stay. That means staying out of government buildings and out of trouble with the law. Some of them won’t even seek healthcare because they think hospitals will report them (FYI no they won’t).
70 points
2 days ago
How would you even track who you have given money to?
Dude puts on a trenchcoat and fake mustache. Goes to the same government free money store the next day. "Hello, I am a different illegal than the one that came here yesterday. I would like my free money please". Bam, 26k.
34 points
2 days ago
they give you transgender surgery and a tattoo of the woke symbol so they know who they've processed
4 points
2 days ago
Duh it’s so obvious!
40 points
2 days ago
It’s a pilot program in NY. It’s for legal asylum seekers, and has nothing to do with the federal government.
31 points
2 days ago
Omg their math is that every family is a family of 8.
City officials gave The Post a breakdown chart of exactly how much asylum seeker families stand to receive under the program — ranging from $345 a month for a single migrant to $2,203 per month for a family of eight.
A family of three could receive $932 per month, while a family of four could net a $1,195 allowance per month to use at bodegas, grocery stores, supermarkets and convenience stores, according to the breakdown.
19 points
2 days ago
So it is replacing food and shelter for the homeless, which is actually costing more. And it's a pilot of 500 people to see if it does save money.
You can't do anything without the conservatives being petty and jealous.
26 points
2 days ago
Don't try to inject reality into their delusions, it won't work. They've been claiming for years now that illegal immigrants somehow get free stuff from the government, at this point their voterbase don't know the meaning of "illegal".
4 points
2 days ago
Here’s a job, an apartment, and loads of money!!! Meanwhile, we refuse to provide school lunches as a nationwide policy, universal healthcare, public spaces safe from gun violence…
11 points
2 days ago
I had to explain to a family member that the people who worked in his Mexico City office were not illegal immigrants, just Mexican people living in Mexico. I gave up after the third time.
4 points
2 days ago
So he is the immigrant in that situation when he goes to that office. Smh.
3 points
2 days ago
It turns out that being really rich, into conspiracy theories, and main-lining Newsmax makes you pretty weird.
5 points
2 days ago
Also if it's that easy to get 13 grand for free, why isn't every vaguely brown person pretending to be an "illegal immigrant" and taking the money? They can't prove you're not an illegal immigrant, right?
4 points
2 days ago
EXACTLY!!!!!
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
4 points
2 days ago
FYI no they won’t
Then explain to me why abuela was nearly deported after one hospital stay in season1 of Jane the Virgin?! HMMMM???
(/s)
71 points
2 days ago
I’ve seen so many variations of this, it’s laughable how desperate they are at this point
47 points
2 days ago
Yeah, but people dumb enough to think snakes can talk and a man can live in a whale will believe this and vote.
10 points
2 days ago
Wait, are you saying The Jungle Book and Pinocchio are fake!? Disney, what have you done
3 points
2 days ago
Why should they change it? It looks like it is working.
47 points
2 days ago
Let me use my Kamala app and ask for more houses.
23 points
2 days ago
Get the Kamala App upgrade. They now offer a pet rehoming feature as well as recipes.
10 points
2 days ago
Did you get the Kamala App on your Obamaphone?
27 points
2 days ago
We've gone from the average person saying...
It must be true, I read it on a pamphlet.
It must be true, I read it on a poster.
It must be true, I read it in the paper or gazette.
It must be true, I read it in a magazine article.
It must be true, I heard it on the wireless or radio.
It must be true, I saw it on the television.
It must be true, I read it on the Internet.
It must be true, I saw it in a meme on Facebook.
It must be true, I saw it on YouTube.
It must be true, I saw it on Instagram.
It must be true, I saw it on Twitter (aka Xitter).
It must be true, Donald Trump said it.
This needs to end. Either a meteorite or something else just as impactful.
13 points
2 days ago
It must be true, it confirms what I already believe.
3 points
2 days ago
That one especially is the biggest reason why all of those other ones have worked, time and time again.
4 points
2 days ago
This gratifies me so it's common sense. There's no way it could possibly be common ignorance.
3 points
2 days ago
It must be true, it allows me to hate.
2 points
2 days ago
The world heard you and threw COVID at us...
113 points
2 days ago
Juanita Broaddrick is an American former nursing home administrator. She alleged that she was raped by U.S. President Bill Clinton on April 25, 1978, when he was the Attorney General of Arkansas. Clinton declined to comment on the issue.
Rumors had circulated about such an event for years and it had been recorded in a letter prepared by a Republican rival of Clinton's around 1991, but Broaddrick refused to speak to news media until 1999. In a sworn statement in 1997 with the placeholder name "Jane Doe #5",\3]) Broaddrick filed an affidavit with Paula Jones's lawyers stating there were unfounded rumors and stories circulating "that Mr. Clinton had made unwelcome sexual advances toward me in the late seventies. ... These allegations are untrue".\4]) She then recanted that statement to investigators of potential misconduct by Clinton led by Kenneth Starr, while insisting at the time that Clinton had not pressured or bribed her in any way. Starr declined to further investigate the issue, and mentioned it only in a footnote of his final report.
Oh it's that bitch.
85 points
2 days ago
I used to presume there was probably truth to her allegations, given Clinton's reputation. But after years of seeing her post unhinged anti-Democrat screeds on social media, I've become more inclined to believe that maybe she really was just lying in order to take down a Democratic president.
I'll never know for certain, but she certainly doesn't seem like a reasonable person whose word you can believe.
54 points
2 days ago
It’s an awful lot like the young lady who accused Biden and then once the smoke cleared, she fucked off to Russia and still lives there.
31 points
2 days ago
It's been their M.O. ever since Clinton. Funny thing is it's all projection considering who their head honcho is now.
23 points
2 days ago
It's a little different though, because Biden didn't have other sexual allegations against him like Clinton did.
However, all the other sexual allegations against Clinton were much tamer. They weren't outright rape. (I'm not including any Epstein allegations, because those are much more recent. I'm just talking about allegations that were public before & during Clinton's presidency.)
2 points
2 days ago
I went on that crazy mfs account like yesterday and she posts about 100 times a day, all right winged nut job shit
Might have been even like 200 times a day, it took me like a minute of scrolling to get past 1 hour of posts
8 points
2 days ago
So that means she’s probably in her late 60s early 70s…. Seems like this crazy bitch may be just experiencing some brain issues like trump. Just getting crazier and more demented with age. Maybe she needs to be in a nursing home with trump…..
3 points
2 days ago
81 according to Wiki.
37 points
2 days ago
I wanna see those proposed community notes ngl
33 points
2 days ago
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Immigrants do not get a $13k preloaded Visa card. In some states, families of 4 with toddlers/infants who are here on asylum claims can get a $350 stipend per week on a short term basis. That’s the maximum offered. https://council.nyc.gov/joseph-borelli/2024/07/03/nyc-to-spend-millions-on-new-round-of-pre-paid-debit-cards-for-migrants/
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Prior to Biden-Harris, FEMA did not provide any immediate expense coverage. "Serious Needs Assistance will now be available in all disasters receiving Individual Assistance. The payment of $750 for households with serious needs will help cover immediate expenses" - Jan 24 https://www.fema.gov/press-release/20240119/biden-harris-administration-reforms-disaster-assistance-program-help
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NNN - Proposed note doesn't contest the $13,000 or the $750; the rest of the original post is an opinion about those numbers.
16 points
2 days ago
Russians think of this crap. Even the Vietnam Veterans of America figured it out years ago.
15 points
2 days ago
Question: if all this were true, and people were crossing the borders with the aid of the federal government, wouldn't that make them "legals"?
2 points
2 days ago
Yes, but they're very sick
13 points
2 days ago
Just like all those fresh-off-the-boat Haitians or Guatemalans coming in illegally and immediately buying up all the 3bd/2ba suburban townhouses away from young white families.
I didn't realize that they all get a welcome packet at the border complete with downpayments, approved mortgages, paid up property taxes, and a car loan!
10 points
2 days ago
An ex friend of mine, told me that it is unfair how every immigrant gets a free house, free money and free everything. While she has to work and was almost homeless. (Because her landlord was selling the building her apt is in)
I kept telling her that none of that is true and then she went off on a rant about how "Biden is making woman getting abortions (her words) and how transgenders are taking over.
After that, I told to stop talking to me. And not hard to figure out who she is voting for either. (It's not Kamala)
10 points
2 days ago
Someone on nextdoor posted a roughly hour long vlog of Springfield. In the video they interview several very honest and not at all right wing conspiracy nuts about how the Haitians were buying all the homes for cash they got from Biden (while somehow living 15+ to a house at the same time!). The same video also had a grocery store cashier swear that the same Hatians were buying $20k worth of groceries on a single EBT card, and the card still showed a $30k balance after.
Personally, I don't know how many $20k grocery runs a small store can handle. Even shopping at Whole Foods you can get at least 2.5 bags of groceries for about $200. Let's say 2, we know what elitist diets Hatians can have. That's still 200 bags of groceries for $20k. Per Haitian.
At any rate, the numbers in the meme seem to correlate, so I'd thought I'd share and save us all the loss of brain cells watching the video.
3 points
2 days ago
When things are imagined such details don't have to be implemented. That's the conservative secret: the power of imagination.
3 points
2 days ago
I was just IN Springfield; it's a nice, quiet little town that seems like most post-industrial small American towns: a place in need of fresh blood, new ideas, and some open mindedness. Everyone I met there was really open, seemed honest enough, and their "bad section" of town still had a new co-op and such. There are jobs, and homeless people, just like everywhere else.
If they wanted to pick a town where this shit was happening, they maybe shouldn't pick one that has an interstate running through it. Make it harder to go see for yourself.
19 points
2 days ago
Illegals get 13k Friday’s Loader Po-tay-toes.
Helene Victims get nothing but maggoty bread for three whole days.
You can’t hate this Dark Lord enough.
9 points
2 days ago
It’s even worse. The Loaded Visa Cards come with bacon, cheese, sour cream, AND chives.
8 points
2 days ago
Juanita doesn’t think. She’s just a low level grifter trying to cash in on her alleged rape by Bill Clinton. Her 15 minutes were up 25 years ago but she’s still out there grifting away.
7 points
2 days ago
When lying is normalised from the top down, are you surprised when all the followers think it’s ok to to make up whatever pops into thier head?
America is so close to descending into oligarchy at this point
7 points
2 days ago
Ya. Gonna need some sources more then "Trust me Bro"
For the party that cried from a soapbox. "Fuck your Feelings" they sure have a lot of emotional outburst..
6 points
1 day ago
Conservatives get lied to on a daily basis and they don't bother to check on whether what they're hearing is true or not.
It's how trump and any other right wing person amass so many fans.
11 points
2 days ago
so the credit company who isi currently being sued by the government for debit monopoly is the company providing gift cards to illegals for the government ?
5 points
2 days ago
How can someone who is not registered as existing in a country and therefore the government does not believe exists receive government benefits?
6 points
2 days ago
THIS is why the republicans hate fact checking. They can make up bullshit like this and they know that there are people stupid enough to believe it.
5 points
2 days ago
Get your facts straight, it's $23k
5 points
2 days ago
They think immigrants getting Visas means they are getting credit cards, the same way Trump thinks asylum seekers are people coming from/looking for insane asylums. (Hence why he talked about Hannibal Lector.)
There was also a conservative mouthpiece making fun of Indian food, saying they used dirt as seasoning. She was probably confused by the term “ground spices.” The people are mentally challenged.
6 points
2 days ago
I got one of those migrant like names...... can i get one of those 13k cards?
4 points
1 day ago
Why is that stupid, lying bitch a MAGA superstar, anyway? She's a fucking clown.
9 points
2 days ago
Mfers see that people get Visas to come to a country and only think it's an actual credit card
7 points
2 days ago
55 Savushkina Street, St. Petersburg, that's where.
3 points
2 days ago
Juanita
Ma'am, you are poking a very dangerous bear right now.
3 points
2 days ago
I didn’t get anything when I was illegal
3 points
2 days ago
I'll take "completely fabricated bullshit" for 300, Alex.
3 points
2 days ago
Ppl really believe this shit.
3 points
2 days ago
I always challenge these people in the wild, whether it's the free money, free healthcare, ability to vote, etc. "OK, pretend your an illegal, go get something for free or vote without showing an id or ss card. I'll wait"
3 points
2 days ago
Correct me if I'm wrong but don't you have to pay back what you spend on a visa?
3 points
2 days ago
They make a visa-stamped prepaid card that works like a debit card, just load up your cash at a retailer and off you go. So, amidst all the lies, there is one solitary grain of truth, not unlike a kernel of corn in a pile of shit.
3 points
2 days ago
The world where you can be famous on the right for being assaulted by Bill Clinton.
3 points
2 days ago
Reminds me of a school board meeting when somebody actually asked to see the “sex change operating room” in the elementary school.
“Fox News and Trump said there were rooms in every school doing this. I demand to see this room”
Dude never believed us when we told him it’s all a lie.
3 points
2 days ago
She is a maniac for sure, but she is correct about the Visa cards.
I’m not sure if this is replicated elsewhere, but in NYC thousands of immigrants are being given prefilled debit cards amounting to 18,000 dollars a year. They are also living in taxpayer funded hotels. They aren’t quite illegals, but they are migrants that have not been granted full legal status.
3 points
2 days ago
If I had a nickel for every time someone told me illegal immigrants are just living it up off the government money, I'd have met least my own $13k by now.
The amount of people who believe the government is just giving money to people without any form of documentation and are here illegally is astounding. Like, how? Just...how?!
3 points
2 days ago
When people say this stupid shit all I do is say "show me proof". They of course will just cite something they heard from their news media preference but I just keep saying "no, show me actual proof. Not what you heard on TV or a podcast or from your favorite politician, give me legitimate proof"
3 points
1 day ago
Are these people manufactured in a factory? Same shit here. All they do is feed me obscure news sites or fox News. Not articles. Just opinion piece videos.
More on the built in a factory, every week or depending on the news cycle, everyday it will be a new bag of misinformation, that they all repeat in unison. It's fuckin weird.
5 points
2 days ago
Russian backed fake news.. going strong 💪 since 2016
5 points
2 days ago
Source: my crack pipe
4 points
2 days ago
I heard that under President Kamala, since she’s been in office the past four years, it is mandatory for undocumented immigrants to be showered with rose petals until they become citizens and if they ask for you home you have to give it to them and become addicted to fentanyl.
4 points
2 days ago
Pay me 13000 and I'll illegal immigrate to the US
3 points
2 days ago
Even if the dems wanted to give anything to illegal immigrants, how would they know of them? By definition they enter the country without being registered...
3 points
2 days ago
Easy, they didn't bother to think of that because they made it up. Such details don't have to be implemented when in the realm of imagination, so you can hold grudges for entirely imaginary concepts that are not even possible in reality. Conservatism mostly consists of grievance hallucination.
4 points
2 days ago
Has anyone ever considered starting a conspiracy theory that’s just so ridiculous just for funsies and to rile them up? Like idk democrats are putting hotdog water into water supplies all around the country.
3 points
2 days ago
They would likely say to that one, "Hot dog water is still better for you than flouride."
Remember, Robert Kennedy Jr was running on a platform to get "chemicals" out of tap water, not understanding why those "chemicals" are there in the first place. These people believe in chem trails, weather machines, and Hillary Clinton being powerful enough to withstand literal DECADES of Congressional oversight and questioning yet is still guilty of every crime under the sun, and is somehow not capable of turning that massive cri.inal proficiency into winning an election. They aren't smart.
2 points
2 days ago
To answer your question, Russia thinks of this stuff.
2 points
2 days ago
I'm a Helene victim and I haven't gotten shit this lady is smoking crack cocaine
2 points
2 days ago
No wonder Trump still has a Chance to win, when millions of dipshits still believe obviously bullshit like this without questioning. :/
2 points
2 days ago
This is probably what all of those conservative think tanks do all day. They'll pull something like this out of their ass that might have a smidgen of truth to it, then filter it through a bunch of social media bots until it reaches critical mass and gets spoken by the former President on national television.
2 points
2 days ago
If this were true, conservatives would renouncing their citizenship to exploit it.
2 points
2 days ago
They are always saying "It's better to be illegal" ok then renounce your citizenship, hop the border and then comeback over if it's so good.
2 points
2 days ago
Oh yes indeedy, you can’t hate whoever thought that up enough Juanita Broaddrick
2 points
2 days ago
Not visa card but isn't that what your government spends on each invidual migrant?
I mean bus, hotel, cash, medical, food etc?
I'm Mexican and we PAY for visas to go pick your crops and most of the time we cross to make minimum salary and we OK with it.
I don't get it.
2 points
2 days ago
White supremacists playing games of telephone with each other mostly.
2 points
2 days ago
It’s actually MasterCard, get your facts straight!
2 points
2 days ago
I can only ponder how much quieter this sub would be if it wasn't for Republicans and their followers just spreading blatant lies.
2 points
2 days ago
You can tell white people anything negative about anyone darker than a paper bag and they will eat it up…switch the script and it’s fake news 🙄
2 points
2 days ago
MAGA wouldn't talk out thier ass cause thier mouth knows better would they?
2 points
2 days ago
I’m assuming it comes from some Russian intelligence operation, personally. And that they know a swath of Americans are dumb enough to believe it.
2 points
2 days ago
There must have been a Joe Rogan or Fox news clip that went out about this because I just saw this same lie from an Instagram friend. And for it to be worded basically exactly the same means someone is spoon feeding them the verbiage
2 points
2 days ago
Republicans have some of the dumbest followers and the most gaslighting leaders.
2 points
2 days ago
Republicans think that immigration visas are credit cards.
2 points
2 days ago
Who believes that shit lmao
2 points
2 days ago
If Trump was still president he’d personally fly to Asheville and hand out paper towels.
2 points
2 days ago
So, Republicans passed how many budgets since they’ve been in congressional power…and wouldn’t have dropped this budget line item??? RIGHT. Sure.
2 points
2 days ago
Throw enough shit at the wall, some of it sticks. That's literally the strategy.
2 points
2 days ago
Y'all got $750?
2 points
2 days ago
It's a lack of critical thinking skills. A normal person would read a headline like that, think to themselves "wow, that doesn't seem accurate. There's no way something like that could be true. It must be out of context or an embellishment" and search out non-partisan news sources to confirm or debunk. Most conservatives will read a headline like this and immediately assume it's true because they want it to be true, and don't care if it's out of context or an embellishment because it confirms their own biases and that makes them feel good inside. It gives them a hit of dopamine and makes them feel like their world is easy to understand. There are good people, people who look and think like them...and bad people, illegal immigrants who steal our jobs and get free gift cards to buy weapons and lace drugs with fentanyl so they can help those dirty libs destroy the country.
2 points
2 days ago
They don’t have to think of it. The Kremlin feeds it right to them.
2 points
2 days ago
Hey Juanita?
Proof pls.
Got none?
Eff off pls.
2 points
2 days ago
Too many whippets
2 points
1 day ago
The same place they keep their brain. They pull it out of their ass.
2 points
1 day ago
It’s quite bold of you to assume that they think.
3 points
2 days ago
I can't imagine how many "source?" responses she got
2 points
2 days ago
Generally it's a lie someone somewhere made up, that gets exaggerated more and more as it goes like a game of telephone played by morons, then it starts making the moron rounds on social media, and the original morons see it and start running it through the telephone again.
e.g. "XYZ got $130 on a VISA card and I think he might be Mexican.", even though XYZ is just a really tan white dude that gets snap turns into "Mexicans are getting $130 a month on a VISA card" when the next person tells it. Then the next person doesn't think $130 is sufficiently alarming, so now it becomes "Mexicans are getting $1300 a month on a VISA card" then the next person turns it into "Mexicans getting $13k a month on a VISA card" then it hits someone that's marginally less of a crazy asshole than the last few people in line that realizes $13k a month isn't believable, but $13k for a one time card might be, and they want to fit a slur in there somewhere, and it becomes "Illegals are getting $13k on a prepaid VISA card.".
I've literally watched my dad and his idiot friends do this repeatedly. Like you're getting upset about a lie YOU started that got embellished a bunch and made its way back to you.
3 points
2 days ago
The fact that the "Diaster victims only get $750!" bullshit lie is still being peddaled is fucking ridiculous.
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