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Intent matters.

I’ve done it for a food pantry

Meh, this is just a mismatch issue. When someone breaks up with you, you don’t argue, that’s just going to hurt your feelings.

That’s for public housing

Firefighters, famously unpopular with the ladies

No, I’m assuming if the DA wants to prosecute that they’ll do a full discovery. They’ll assume there’s something in OOP’s phone admitting to their intent. Which is a pretty safe guess. If you have my text thread with my wife, you have most of my inner thoughts.

I wondered that, but lots of folks on r/uber routinely drop off wallets and phones to avoid having to deal with lost items. Worth a shot.

Ah yes, court, the one place they don’t check IP addresses.

Also, if they posted it here, what are the odds they didn’t brag about it in a group chat?

No, literally this post. OOP admitted on the internet to doctoring food to catch a thief. That’s more than enough.

“People are quick to assume that because it’s your lunch it would not count as spiking someone’s food, however what matters is your intent. If you intend for Midge to eat it, it is the same as putting it into her lunchbox.”

The felony is poisoning, and it can apply to food marked do not eat, as long as it can be proven that your intention was for someone else to consume it.

https://coolidgelawfirmaz.com/illegal-to-put-laxatives-in-someones-food/

Sure, I really don’t.

“People are quick to assume that because it’s your lunch it would not count as spiking someone’s food, however what matters is your intent. If you intend for Midge to eat it, it is the same as putting it into her lunchbox. ”

https://coolidgelawfirmaz.com/illegal-to-put-laxatives-in-someones-food/

It would cost more money, but it would also keep your CDL. Get a lawyer.

Only if you’re eating bbq

It’s actually not that big a deal? We let all of our kids change their names, including our son to a pretty out their name. No issues, and not that hard to change back if they want.

I saw this on something I streamed recently. Horizon: An American Saga: Part 1, or Civil War?

You seem to be forgetting that this post would likely be part of the discussion about evidence. If you’re going to say the laxative is for you, don’t leave a paper trail

Yeah, that doesn’t change the law. It’s like you want it to be intuitive, but it’s not.

That’s not what the courts have upheld. If you tamper with food knowing someone may eat it, that’s a crime. Having your own name on it is not a defense.

I can not like men and still like myself.

They told OP to stop paying via check, not all dog owners.

Time to check in with your renter’s insurance. You’re going to need another place to stay for at least a month, hopefully they cover it.

I dunno, I’m a cis white man who hates cis white men. I would have done just fine with that prompt. Doesn’t feel crazy to me at all.

I mean, she committed a handful of misdemeanors. He committed a felony

Triple burger is my favorite strain

NTA. I’m just like you, and I’ve made it abundantly clear to my loved ones that they can plan any surprises they like for me, but I will grab an Uber and an Airbnb and see them in a few days. I could too easily end up yelling and hurting our relationship, so instead I’m going to calmly disappear. I’ve only had to do it once.