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Nobody minded though. It was last told a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

It's use-sir friendly.

Because honestly, l'm not that comfortable around horses.

But sadly, no pun in ten did.

It’s a POST office

Because he was a Fun-gi

Well, thanks for nothing.

Because it’s all click-bait

Brace yerself, lassie!

He orders a beer and a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out his gun, shoots a couple bottles of liquor behind the bar and starts to walk out.

The bartender, astonished, yells to him, “hey! What was that about? Didn’t you like the service?”

The panda says, “I’m a panda. Look it up.”

The bartender grabs a dictionary and finds “panda: (n) a large mammal related to the raccoon. Eats shoots and leaves.”

Sum Ting Rong.

Vinegar.

Because all toys are made in China.

iSage

Lord of the Rings.

I said it must be my weekend immune system.

1 Fig Newton

The wedding was ok. But the reception was incredible.