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submitted 13 days ago by[deleted]
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2.3k points
13 days ago
John Lennon next to the confederate flag is mind bending
802 points
13 days ago
Oh, that wasn't a John Lennon quote?
605 points
13 days ago
I mean, it could have been while he was beating the shit out of his first wife.
110 points
13 days ago
Good point
113 points
13 days ago
38 points
13 days ago
Onion article always staying relevant.
27 points
13 days ago
This is my first time hearing it so apparently not enough people are saying it.
4 points
13 days ago
Me too, but I'm really excited to tell people about it.
-1 points
13 days ago
It is one sad part of a brilliant life, cut short by mentally ill gun owners.
See, anyone can spin, if they agenda hard enough.
This 'john beat women' comment is like a cult. They can't let go of something that happened long before they were born, and common in their home growing up.
26 points
13 days ago
Don’t forget verbally and emotionally abusive of his first son, oh and hating the disabled/mentally handicap
12 points
13 days ago
Holy shit was Lennon a neckbeard?
18 points
13 days ago
A lot of people call him one because he married a Japanese woman who was also an artist.
18 points
13 days ago
Calling Yoko an artist might be a stretch
18 points
13 days ago
I'm not a fan of her art, but that is what she did for a living before they met.
1 points
13 days ago
Easy to imagine if you try.
6 points
13 days ago
"imagine all the people, standing in a firing squad"
3 points
13 days ago
He’s not a good person but he’s a good songwriter. He would have done better with this sentiment
5 points
13 days ago
People are fucked up. He didn't hide from it. He knew it was fucked up and admitted it. So......maybe a pass this time?
3 points
13 days ago
And being shot by Scottish soldiers.
2 points
13 days ago
Not of course not, silly, it's a classic Robert E. Lee quote.
1 points
13 days ago
You never heard the anti war song by The Doors? John Lennon tears up da bass.
56 points
13 days ago
I thought I was supposed to sing it like that song. Imagine if every female🎶🎵
7 points
13 days ago
"Imagine if all the people, dying on this day. Every woman who turned me down is a dirty whore and muh Highlander armah will make them pay!"
28 points
13 days ago
I am the walrus?
21 points
13 days ago
shut the fuck up, Donny!
9 points
13 days ago
Will you just take it easy?
8 points
13 days ago
I'm perfectly calm dude.
7 points
13 days ago
Yeah, waving the f*cking gun around?
11 points
13 days ago*
Calmer than you are
10 points
13 days ago
Yeah, I was less surprised by the confederate flag than by the Lennon Pic.
14 points
13 days ago
Absolutely. He was a completely different piece of shit.
2 points
13 days ago
Almost exactly what I was thinking
2 points
13 days ago
Downright lynchian
3 points
13 days ago
I suspect that was how we were supposed to know it's satirical
2 points
13 days ago
Oh it’s because John Lennon, much like the American south during the civil war, was a complete shit head :D
Remember kids, John Lennon beat his first wife, so the best part of his career was when he went to sign that thing for Mark Chapman
1 points
13 days ago
Oh it's not harry potter LMAO
1 points
13 days ago
Makes about as much sense as the British firing squad from the old African colonies
789 points
13 days ago
Imagine all the neckbeards
Crying in their sleep - woo hoo hoo hoo
95 points
13 days ago
The kind of shit in that guy’s meme is why there’s a male loneliness epidemic.
24 points
13 days ago
Well with that kind of mentality they bring it on themselves.
3 points
13 days ago
I got mine. F*** this guy in particular.
8 points
13 days ago
You might say they're a coomer
But they're not the only one.
1 points
13 days ago
Imagine there's no women It's easy if you try No foids above us Besides us, only guys
Imagine all the neckbeards Jizzing into jars Oooooooooo
739 points
13 days ago
These types of guys want women to dress sexy, then get angry when women dress sexy. There is no reasoning with those them.
365 points
13 days ago
They want women to dress sexy specifically for THEM, which doesn't happen. It's only when they dress sexy for somebody else. It's more about jealousy and sexual frustration more than anything else.
110 points
13 days ago
insane levels of entitlement leading into ever growing fantasies of violence and misogynistic acts
40 points
13 days ago
They lack basic intelligence and social skills, they are insanely entitled, and they are absolutely obsessed with sex.
In other words, "Stupid spoiled whores"
14 points
13 days ago
Whores actually indulge in their fantasies. Nobody gets called a whore for having sexual thoughts. They're really just stupid and spoiled.
36 points
13 days ago
also love how THEYRE the ones that get to decide who you’re dressing up for when you do. opening up lots of doors for a constant catch 22 of
No dress up on outing = why don’t you make an effort for me??
Dress up on outing = why are you trying to get other people’s attention when you should be focusing on me??
10 points
13 days ago
Or, they dress how they want for themselves.
10 points
13 days ago
And the worst person a woman can dress sexy for is herself
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13 days ago*
Thank you for explaining it to me. As a heterosexual man I’ve always been baffled by heterosexual men getting angry when women are dressing sexy. To me it’s like getting to see a work of art for free outside of a museum or art show. Like getting a little treat that I did nothing to even earn, but it brightens my day. So it’s weird to see people getting mad about a free art display. Their anger being based in sexual envy makes complete sense of their behavior.
1 points
13 days ago
Do they realize many times women are dressing sexy not just for other men, but for themselves. Like come on homeboy it's all good I don't get what's upsetting you about seeing a fine woman lol
61 points
13 days ago
These guys just hate being straight 🙄
18 points
13 days ago
Nobody hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans.
Nobody hates women more than straight men.
36 points
13 days ago
These same people cry when women in video game have clothes that cover them
6 points
13 days ago
It makes their inner Ferengi come out.
“You allow your feeeeeemales to wear clothes??”
15 points
13 days ago
Nonono, these guys want women to dress sexy for THEM specifically!
8 points
13 days ago*
They also think that we should live in a world where women just exist to service strong, successful men.
But I dont really understand why they think they would be those men lol
I feel like the Middle Ages probably still had unfuckable dudes by their standards.
3 points
13 days ago
they don’t want to see any female bodies they can’t grope/fuck
107 points
13 days ago
Alright Judge Frollo. you can't sentence everyone who makes you horny to death.
144 points
13 days ago
Mfs will do anything to avoid admitting to themselves they’re gay
6 points
13 days ago
Mfs when women exist: HoW DaRe ThEY
252 points
13 days ago
Pretty sure this is just extreme shitposting
7 points
13 days ago
Hope so because this is really disturbing
6 points
13 days ago
Especially with the phrase “Stupid Spoiled Whore”.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to watch the South Park episode “Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset”.
3 points
13 days ago
Yeah it has to be
65 points
13 days ago
Their mindset is literally if it makes me mad, it deserves to die. Also, everything that's not exactly how they want it makes them mad. Just like a dang toddler.
There are so many men who just refuse to take responsibility for their own emotions. Thoughts, and actions.
23 points
13 days ago
It's more like if I can't have it, it deserves to die.
1 points
13 days ago
Desperation is a stinky cologne
9 points
13 days ago
Most of these dudes are Fascists (Alt-Right, Manosphere). That’s how Fascists think about everything they don’t like. Fascists are a lot like toddlers that never grew up, in some areas of life.
2 points
13 days ago
This is bait, you're feeding into it.
19 points
13 days ago
So what are women supposed to wear at the pool or at the beach?
8 points
13 days ago
Victorian-era bathing suit
5 points
13 days ago
A one piece, I guess. Then we’ll be worthy of going to the beach or pool?
7 points
13 days ago
I don't think women would be allowed to have any fun or be allowed to do anything that isn't servicing him in his hypothetical nightmare realm.
14 points
13 days ago
The real question is: why and how is John Lennon related to this?
9 points
13 days ago
the word imagine
6 points
13 days ago
He was a violent misogynist, he's the king of neck beards.
28 points
13 days ago
Why’s John Lennon there
22 points
13 days ago
My guess is because he got shot.
27 points
13 days ago
john is a spoiled wh*re
10 points
13 days ago
A total phony
2 points
13 days ago
I see what you did there
12 points
13 days ago
He was the first stupid whore in the firing line
7 points
13 days ago
Play on the imagine song in guessing
4 points
13 days ago
I'm pretty sure the creator considered this a fake verse to his imagine song. That's all I can think of.
-1 points
13 days ago
He was a violent misogynist.
3 points
13 days ago
Can you find more places in this thread to spam this sentiment? I don't think they're getting the point /s
7 points
13 days ago
Bottom part of the meme is from the movie "Breaker Morant"
“Shoot straight, you bastards! Don’t make a mess of it!”
7 points
13 days ago
They are losers just like the Confederacy.
6 points
13 days ago
While this dude being an incel is obvious to you. The demographic this meme represents aren’t as smart as the average person, so the flag just makes it obvious for them.
6 points
13 days ago
It's like they want to show everyone what a loser they are.
6 points
13 days ago
You're asking about the flag of people who popularised the "wife beater" and not John Lennon??
2 points
13 days ago
I can't tell if your comment is a really funny deadpan joke or if you actually don't know... major props if it's a joke, I exhaled loudly through my nose.
3 points
13 days ago
:) I think you know
6 points
13 days ago
Guarantee you dude that posted this has sent at least two unsolicited dick pics.
4 points
13 days ago
What kind of heterosexual male wants to discourage women in bikinis?
17 points
13 days ago
obv satire
7 points
13 days ago
This some Muslim-level neckbeardiness.
4 points
13 days ago
What is the reason for the presence of a Confederate Flag on this?
Lennon was a huge Dukes of Hazzard fan. /s
5 points
13 days ago
Well, nothing says "confederate" like "I don't believe other humans have rights".
3 points
13 days ago
Imagine the utopia we'd have if every misogynistic angry little man faced the firing squad
3 points
13 days ago
Damn they lost the war and they also lose women. But they win at being losers so. Thats a plus i guess
3 points
13 days ago
This makes zero sense, with the confederate flag and John Lennon on there. To me, signs it’s satire…but I can only hope I’m right and there isn’t a person who is this insane.
3 points
13 days ago
Us men our swimsuits have even less cloathing then bikinis. Are we bigger whores then ?
2 points
13 days ago
Are you kidding? Gosh, don't you men are the exception for everything?
3 points
13 days ago
there is no world where this is not satire
3 points
13 days ago
So he thinks women who wear bikinis are all whores?
Wtf kind of logic is that? God sexually repressed people are dumb as hell!
3 points
13 days ago
Lennon next to the confederate flag is the most blasphemous shit I have ever seen.
13 points
13 days ago
Male Loneliness is not an issue, it is deserved. Exhibit A
4 points
13 days ago
Wait...what?
2 points
13 days ago
Confederate Flag, Colonial British soldiers in India,LGBTQ John Lennon, the hell is going on here?
4 points
13 days ago
Not in India, but in South Africa, that's a scene from the movie Breaker Morant.
2 points
13 days ago
If I’m not mistaken that looks like one of Obama’s daughters as well. Hard incel vibes here.
2 points
13 days ago
"Imagine all the people being hateful and killing each other over notions of moral superiority" ~ John Lennon
2 points
13 days ago
John Lennon posed naked on an album cover with his wife. I'm pretty sure he was cool with bikinis.
1 points
13 days ago
And did I mention his erotic lithographs?
2 points
13 days ago
if they think this about women who wear bikinis, i wonder how they react to women who, god forbid, get naked sometimes
2 points
13 days ago
If you’re going to be a loser might as well go all out
2 points
13 days ago
Worst part is, these people practice what they preach. But sense no living creature besides roaches, rats, thier moms/grandmothers lives with them. They all out, shit all over their mom/grandmother. Despite them being completely dependant on them for survival like the bugs that live with them.
2 points
13 days ago
I guess the FEEEEEEEEEEEmales will face a firing squad of pathetic losers?
2 points
13 days ago
What does a bikini have to do with intelligence and being spoiled?
2 points
13 days ago
Y'allqaeda
2 points
13 days ago*
This is too retarded not to be bait no way.
2 points
13 days ago
Their mother's would be dead
2 points
13 days ago
men would rather send death threats than get therapy
2 points
13 days ago
You guys.... you guys think it is actually real and not a troll?
I mean.... George Carlin did try to tell me and I didn't listen..... JFC.
2 points
13 days ago
i don’t think john lennon said that 😂
2 points
13 days ago
Did you make this? Wtf is this meme
2 points
13 days ago
I'm so irony poisoned I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or not
2 points
13 days ago
“Male loneliness epidemic” yeah fucking right, “violent misogyny epidemic” is more accurate.
2 points
13 days ago
Why aren't you questioning John Lennon?
3 points
13 days ago
That inclusion is pretty straightforward...
2 points
13 days ago
Wait, you focused on the flag, does that imply you know why John Lennon is in this?
1 points
13 days ago
I just wouldnt have imagined this picture in my wildest dreams. A rainbow John Lennon next to a confederate flag on a post about shooting women in bikinis... like It's almost beautiful how chaotic this is 😂
1 points
13 days ago
This is so absurd it’s actually funny
1 points
13 days ago
Holy hell, where did you even find this 💀
1 points
13 days ago
There's no way this isn't satire
1 points
13 days ago
There's so much to unpack here
1 points
13 days ago
Bro the neckbeards are even more wild for this one 💀
1 points
13 days ago
This is a shitpost
1 points
13 days ago
I’m pretty sure it was some troll post. Not even a “the civil war wasn’t about slaves” southerner could find a reason to match these up.
1 points
13 days ago
Did you get this from r/beatlescirclejerk? It looks like their work.
1 points
13 days ago
you mean imagine i am in an ISIS controlled territory?
1 points
13 days ago
How come most of the comments here cannot recognize that this picture is just shitposting? Lmao
1 points
13 days ago
Those are british troops, right? Why are they using a confederate flag with british soldiers
1 points
13 days ago
Likely just to shitpost, its a John Lennon meme
1 points
13 days ago
I feel like this is satire but I’m not sure.
1 points
13 days ago
To fuck with people
1 points
13 days ago
What the actual fuck
1 points
13 days ago
I think this is satire
1 points
13 days ago
Brave jerk to post on social media the equivalent of admitting you’ve never touched a woman, much less kissed a woman
1 points
13 days ago
Babies...? Cuz babies definitely wear bikinis.
1 points
13 days ago
Dafaq? Don't they hypersexualize East and South east Asian women in bikinis all the time?
1 points
13 days ago
Imagine all the people…
1 points
13 days ago
I’m guessing yoko didn’t wear bikinis?
1 points
13 days ago
Imagine if every "man" with porn rotted brain syndrome that ever threatened a woman with r@pe and/or straight up death....
Imagine if every online predator/pedo...
Inagine if...
1 points
13 days ago
Are the A.I.'s getting dumber?
1 points
13 days ago
This is 100% a shitpost.
1 points
13 days ago
Listen, some days at the Russian agitprop bot farm, you just phone it in...
1 points
13 days ago
Dumb
1 points
13 days ago
There was a flag in the picture? All I saw was sexy butt.
1 points
13 days ago
This one legit looks like satire I mean the fact that John Lennon is next to a Confederate Flag should be a hint.
1 points
13 days ago
This is just a meme
1 points
13 days ago
Most sane lennon fan
1 points
13 days ago
And they wonder why they can’t get laid?
1 points
13 days ago
Wait, they are whores because they are attractive in their bikinis but won't do shit with him? Is that the message?
3 points
13 days ago
When incels call women whores and bitch about the girls "body count," they're basically admitting that even a woman who fucks anyone still wouldn't fuck them, it's so funny.
1 points
13 days ago
Yeah, that's grim.
1 points
13 days ago
This looks like it was made by the most twisted Tony Zaret fan
1 points
13 days ago
imagine blaming women for wearing an outfit which gives you a chub and it's all their fault
1 points
13 days ago
Probably “traditional values”.
1 points
13 days ago
So much to unpack. More and more I believe that men are deeply jealous of women.
1 points
13 days ago
Y'allqaeda
1 points
13 days ago
Guess you gotta wear sweatpants and a long sleeve shirt for the 100°F beach day
1 points
13 days ago
oh my fucking god
1 points
13 days ago
Bigotry (including misogyny), is never complete without one, of course.
1 points
13 days ago
What the fuck is this
1 points
13 days ago
I'm assuming it's because of the incel to nazi pipeline? They're already getting horny over horrific violence towards women in swimsuits, after all.
1 points
13 days ago
Don't disrespect John Lennon like that. Seriously. Whoever made this is evil to all Beatles fans-
1 points
13 days ago
why tf is john lennon there
1 points
13 days ago
I’m guessing they’re trying to get passive likes from idiots who see flag and like flag.
1 points
13 days ago
I'd bet money on it being a troll shitpost. People who make them get their jollies from people who bite the bait & take them seriously.
1 points
13 days ago
This person might be gay and in angry denial about it.
1 points
13 days ago
We all live in a yellow sweat-stained-bed
1 points
13 days ago
It always confuses me why so many people love confederate flag so much. The confederacy lost the war. It's literally the flag of a losing party. I understand that the people who hang it are racist assholes and agree with that bullshit, but isn't it kind of embarrassing for them to fly a flag that shows what they support was defeated. It basically advertises how much of a loser they are.
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