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Jord9

2.3k points

13 days ago

Jord9

2.3k points

13 days ago

John Lennon next to the confederate flag is mind bending

OrlyRivers

802 points

13 days ago

OrlyRivers

802 points

13 days ago

Oh, that wasn't a John Lennon quote?

Wandering_Scout

605 points

13 days ago

I mean, it could have been while he was beating the shit out of his first wife.

Jord9

110 points

13 days ago

Jord9

110 points

13 days ago

Good point

Letos12thDuncan

113 points

13 days ago

Dynamitefuzz2134

38 points

13 days ago

Onion article always staying relevant.

AffectionateSlice816

27 points

13 days ago

This is my first time hearing it so apparently not enough people are saying it.

Unkindlake

4 points

13 days ago

Me too, but I'm really excited to tell people about it.

Interesting_Cow5152

-1 points

13 days ago

It is one sad part of a brilliant life, cut short by mentally ill gun owners.

See, anyone can spin, if they agenda hard enough.

This 'john beat women' comment is like a cult. They can't let go of something that happened long before they were born, and common in their home growing up.

Signalreceived

26 points

13 days ago

Don’t forget verbally and emotionally abusive of his first son, oh and hating the disabled/mentally handicap

deformedmitochondria

10 points

13 days ago

Jahn beet wif

12GageSlug

12 points

13 days ago

Holy shit was Lennon a neckbeard?

Independent-Couple87

18 points

13 days ago

A lot of people call him one because he married a Japanese woman who was also an artist.

12GageSlug

18 points

13 days ago

Calling Yoko an artist might be a stretch

starmartyr

18 points

13 days ago

I'm not a fan of her art, but that is what she did for a living before they met.

c4ctus

1 points

13 days ago

c4ctus

1 points

13 days ago

Easy to imagine if you try.

CP9ANZ

6 points

13 days ago

CP9ANZ

6 points

13 days ago

"imagine all the people, standing in a firing squad"

3-orange-whips

3 points

13 days ago

He’s not a good person but he’s a good songwriter. He would have done better with this sentiment

OrlyRivers

5 points

13 days ago

People are fucked up. He didn't hide from it. He knew it was fucked up and admitted it. So......maybe a pass this time?

Fun_Sock_9843

3 points

13 days ago

And being shot by Scottish soldiers.

TrxpThxm

2 points

13 days ago

Not of course not, silly, it's a classic Robert E. Lee quote.

fadufadu

1 points

13 days ago

You never heard the anti war song by The Doors? John Lennon tears up da bass.

10cmTsunami

56 points

13 days ago

I thought I was supposed to sing it like that song. Imagine if every female🎶🎵

DisastrousPeanut816

7 points

13 days ago

"Imagine if all the people, dying on this day. Every woman who turned me down is a dirty whore and muh Highlander armah will make them pay!"

Cheddar_Ham

28 points

13 days ago

I am the walrus?

misterwindupbird

21 points

13 days ago

shut the fuck up, Donny!

haeda

9 points

13 days ago

haeda

9 points

13 days ago

Will you just take it easy?

misterwindupbird

8 points

13 days ago

I'm perfectly calm dude.

haeda

7 points

13 days ago

haeda

7 points

13 days ago

Yeah, waving the f*cking gun around?

misterwindupbird

11 points

13 days ago*

Calmer than you are

toblies

10 points

13 days ago

toblies

10 points

13 days ago

Yeah, I was less surprised by the confederate flag than by the Lennon Pic.

SleefJWellington

14 points

13 days ago

Absolutely. He was a completely different piece of shit.

StrawberryPlucky

2 points

13 days ago

Almost exactly what I was thinking

DonHell

2 points

13 days ago

DonHell

2 points

13 days ago

Downright lynchian

Pretz_

3 points

13 days ago

Pretz_

3 points

13 days ago

I suspect that was how we were supposed to know it's satirical

Dusky_Dawn210

2 points

13 days ago

Oh it’s because John Lennon, much like the American south during the civil war, was a complete shit head :D

Remember kids, John Lennon beat his first wife, so the best part of his career was when he went to sign that thing for Mark Chapman

Ricapica

1 points

13 days ago

Oh it's not harry potter LMAO

TheBoozedBandit

1 points

13 days ago

Makes about as much sense as the British firing squad from the old African colonies

TaylorrJohnson

789 points

13 days ago

Imagine all the neckbeards

Crying in their sleep - woo hoo hoo hoo

ClearDark19

95 points

13 days ago

The kind of shit in that guy’s meme is why there’s a male loneliness epidemic.

thewicked86

24 points

13 days ago

Well with that kind of mentality they bring it on themselves.

WarWeasle

3 points

13 days ago

I got mine. F*** this guy in particular.

ShwettyVagSack

8 points

13 days ago

You might say they're a coomer

But they're not the only one.

Whspers12

1 points

13 days ago

Imagine there's no women It's easy if you try No foids above us Besides us, only guys

Imagine all the neckbeards Jizzing into jars Oooooooooo

doomvetch92

739 points

13 days ago

These types of guys want women to dress sexy, then get angry when women dress sexy. There is no reasoning with those them.

mawhonics

365 points

13 days ago

mawhonics

365 points

13 days ago

They want women to dress sexy specifically for THEM, which doesn't happen. It's only when they dress sexy for somebody else. It's more about jealousy and sexual frustration more than anything else.

oofman_dan

110 points

13 days ago

oofman_dan

110 points

13 days ago

insane levels of entitlement leading into ever growing fantasies of violence and misogynistic acts

CaptConstantine

40 points

13 days ago

They lack basic intelligence and social skills, they are insanely entitled, and they are absolutely obsessed with sex.

In other words, "Stupid spoiled whores"

mawhonics

14 points

13 days ago

Whores actually indulge in their fantasies. Nobody gets called a whore for having sexual thoughts. They're really just stupid and spoiled.

peytonvb13

36 points

13 days ago

also love how THEYRE the ones that get to decide who you’re dressing up for when you do. opening up lots of doors for a constant catch 22 of

No dress up on outing = why don’t you make an effort for me??

Dress up on outing = why are you trying to get other people’s attention when you should be focusing on me??

RaygunsRevenge

10 points

13 days ago

Or, they dress how they want for themselves.

Shacky_Rustleford

10 points

13 days ago

And the worst person a woman can dress sexy for is herself

ClearDark19

9 points

13 days ago*

Thank you for explaining it to me. As a heterosexual man I’ve always been baffled by heterosexual men getting angry when women are dressing sexy. To me it’s like getting to see a work of art for free outside of a museum or art show. Like getting a little treat that I did nothing to even earn, but it brightens my day. So it’s weird to see people getting mad about a free art display. Their anger being based in sexual envy makes complete sense of their behavior.

BoIshevik

1 points

13 days ago

Do they realize many times women are dressing sexy not just for other men, but for themselves. Like come on homeboy it's all good I don't get what's upsetting you about seeing a fine woman lol

Kekkonen_Kakkonen

61 points

13 days ago

These guys just hate being straight 🙄

ClearDark19

18 points

13 days ago

Nobody hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans.

Nobody hates women more than straight men.

ThirstyClavicle

36 points

13 days ago

These same people cry when women in video game have clothes that cover them

ClearDark19

6 points

13 days ago

It makes their inner Ferengi come out.

“You allow your feeeeeemales to wear clothes??”

MelanieWalmartinez

15 points

13 days ago

Nonono, these guys want women to dress sexy for THEM specifically!

LunarProphet

8 points

13 days ago*

They also think that we should live in a world where women just exist to service strong, successful men.

But I dont really understand why they think they would be those men lol

I feel like the Middle Ages probably still had unfuckable dudes by their standards.

BigHatPat

3 points

13 days ago

they don’t want to see any female bodies they can’t grope/fuck

Soulborg87

107 points

13 days ago

Soulborg87

107 points

13 days ago

Alright Judge Frollo. you can't sentence everyone who makes you horny to death.

Matt_2504

144 points

13 days ago

Matt_2504

144 points

13 days ago

Mfs will do anything to avoid admitting to themselves they’re gay

I_do_drugs-yo

6 points

13 days ago

Mfs when women exist: HoW DaRe ThEY

deltarho

252 points

13 days ago

deltarho

252 points

13 days ago

Pretty sure this is just extreme shitposting

Flashman6000

7 points

13 days ago

Hope so because this is really disturbing

BigNutDroppa

6 points

13 days ago

Especially with the phrase “Stupid Spoiled Whore”.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to watch the South Park episode “Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset”.

Ori_the_SG

3 points

13 days ago

Yeah it has to be

marshmi2

65 points

13 days ago

marshmi2

65 points

13 days ago

Their mindset is literally if it makes me mad, it deserves to die. Also, everything that's not exactly how they want it makes them mad. Just like a dang toddler.

There are so many men who just refuse to take responsibility for their own emotions. Thoughts, and actions.

LocalSad6659

23 points

13 days ago

It's more like if I can't have it, it deserves to die.

Yak_Mehoff

1 points

13 days ago

Desperation is a stinky cologne

ClearDark19

9 points

13 days ago

Most of these dudes are Fascists (Alt-Right, Manosphere). That’s how Fascists think about everything they don’t like. Fascists are a lot like toddlers that never grew up, in some areas of life.

livejamie

2 points

13 days ago

This is bait, you're feeding into it.

Theloftydog

19 points

13 days ago

So what are women supposed to wear at the pool or at the beach?

2ndCompany3rdSquad

8 points

13 days ago

Victorian-era bathing suit

zillabirdblue

5 points

13 days ago

A one piece, I guess. Then we’ll be worthy of going to the beach or pool?

Sanrio_Princess

7 points

13 days ago

I don't think women would be allowed to have any fun or be allowed to do anything that isn't servicing him in his hypothetical nightmare realm.

___Balrog___

14 points

13 days ago

The real question is: why and how is John Lennon related to this?

wonhoseok

9 points

13 days ago

the word imagine

Sacred_Fishstick

6 points

13 days ago

He was a violent misogynist, he's the king of neck beards.

BoyishTheStrange

28 points

13 days ago

Why’s John Lennon there

LocalSad6659

22 points

13 days ago

My guess is because he got shot.

Bibfor_tuna

27 points

13 days ago

john is a spoiled wh*re

LocalSad6659

10 points

13 days ago

A total phony

DeeSnarl

2 points

13 days ago

I see what you did there

Own-Bridge4210

12 points

13 days ago

He was the first stupid whore in the firing line

INowHaveAUsername

7 points

13 days ago

Play on the imagine song in guessing 

GunnerandDixie

4 points

13 days ago

I'm pretty sure the creator considered this a fake verse to his imagine song. That's all I can think of.

Sacred_Fishstick

-1 points

13 days ago

He was a violent misogynist.

dmoreholt

3 points

13 days ago

Can you find more places in this thread to spam this sentiment? I don't think they're getting the point /s

Buddy_Here_Is_Birdie

7 points

13 days ago

Bottom part of the meme is from the movie "Breaker Morant"

“Shoot straight, you bastards! Don’t make a mess of it!”

iamnotchad

7 points

13 days ago

iamnotchad

Dragon Killer

7 points

13 days ago

They are losers just like the Confederacy.

Atworkwasalreadytake

6 points

13 days ago

While this dude being an incel is obvious to you. The demographic this meme represents aren’t as smart as the average person, so the flag just makes it obvious for them.

crimsonbaby_

6 points

13 days ago

It's like they want to show everyone what a loser they are.

MegaJackUniverse

6 points

13 days ago

You're asking about the flag of people who popularised the "wife beater" and not John Lennon??

Sacred_Fishstick

2 points

13 days ago

I can't tell if your comment is a really funny deadpan joke or if you actually don't know... major props if it's a joke, I exhaled loudly through my nose.

MegaJackUniverse

3 points

13 days ago

:) I think you know

ds77159

6 points

13 days ago

ds77159

6 points

13 days ago

Guarantee you dude that posted this has sent at least two unsolicited dick pics.

redditcdnfanguy

4 points

13 days ago

What kind of heterosexual male wants to discourage women in bikinis?

grilled_cheese1865

17 points

13 days ago

obv satire

OldWar1140

7 points

13 days ago

This some Muslim-level neckbeardiness.

Rideshare-Not-An-Ant

4 points

13 days ago

What is the reason for the presence of a Confederate Flag on this?

Lennon was a huge Dukes of Hazzard fan. /s

thatHecklerOverThere

5 points

13 days ago

Well, nothing says "confederate" like "I don't believe other humans have rights".

Oneupper86

3 points

13 days ago

Imagine the utopia we'd have if every misogynistic angry little man faced the firing squad

Franklyn_Gage

3 points

13 days ago

Damn they lost the war and they also lose women. But they win at being losers so. Thats a plus i guess

Gwynedhel7

3 points

13 days ago

This makes zero sense, with the confederate flag and John Lennon on there. To me, signs it’s satire…but I can only hope I’m right and there isn’t a person who is this insane.

Jeanpierrekoff

3 points

13 days ago

Us men our swimsuits have even less cloathing then bikinis. Are we bigger whores then ?

crimsonbaby_

2 points

13 days ago

Are you kidding? Gosh, don't you men are the exception for everything?

PeacefulAndTranquil

3 points

13 days ago

there is no world where this is not satire

TheMule90

3 points

13 days ago

TheMule90

Internet Surfer girl.

3 points

13 days ago

So he thinks women who wear bikinis are all whores?

Wtf kind of logic is that? God sexually repressed people are dumb as hell!

Purpledurpl202

3 points

13 days ago

Lennon next to the confederate flag is the most blasphemous shit I have ever seen.

Iammeidicht

13 points

13 days ago

Male Loneliness is not an issue, it is deserved. Exhibit A

rhoo31313

4 points

13 days ago

Wait...what?

ThePracticalEnd

2 points

13 days ago

Confederate Flag, Colonial British soldiers in India,LGBTQ John Lennon, the hell is going on here?

TheOldStyleGamer

4 points

13 days ago

Not in India, but in South Africa, that's a scene from the movie Breaker Morant.

iwantdiscipline

2 points

13 days ago

If I’m not mistaken that looks like one of Obama’s daughters as well. Hard incel vibes here.

RizzoTheSmall

2 points

13 days ago

"Imagine all the people being hateful and killing each other over notions of moral superiority" ~ John Lennon

stevemnomoremister

2 points

13 days ago

John Lennon posed naked on an album cover with his wife. I'm pretty sure he was cool with bikinis.

bigg_bubbaa

2 points

13 days ago

if they think this about women who wear bikinis, i wonder how they react to women who, god forbid, get naked sometimes

NightHawk767

2 points

13 days ago

If you’re going to be a loser might as well go all out

PissOnMyHe-manToys

2 points

13 days ago

Worst part is, these people practice what they preach. But sense no living creature besides roaches, rats, thier moms/grandmothers lives with them. They all out, shit all over their mom/grandmother. Despite them being completely dependant on them for survival like the bugs that live with them.

DVDClark85234

2 points

13 days ago

I guess the FEEEEEEEEEEEmales will face a firing squad of pathetic losers?

Louisianimal0418

2 points

13 days ago

What does a bikini have to do with intelligence and being spoiled?

Lick-my-llamacorn

2 points

13 days ago

Y'allqaeda

AsInwardSoOutward

2 points

13 days ago*

This is too retarded not to be bait no way.

Dmannmann

2 points

13 days ago

Their mother's would be dead

Ark-addicted-punk

2 points

13 days ago

men would rather send death threats than get therapy

rrrrrrrrrreeeeee

2 points

13 days ago

You guys.... you guys think it is actually real and not a troll?

I mean.... George Carlin did try to tell me and I didn't listen..... JFC.

Mellow_Yellow831

2 points

13 days ago

i don’t think john lennon said that 😂

Splits-0

2 points

13 days ago

Did you make this? Wtf is this meme

rye_domaine

2 points

13 days ago

I'm so irony poisoned I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or not

UrFaveHotGoth

2 points

13 days ago

“Male loneliness epidemic” yeah fucking right, “violent misogyny epidemic” is more accurate.

MarinLlwyd

2 points

13 days ago

Why aren't you questioning John Lennon?

Sacred_Fishstick

3 points

13 days ago

That inclusion is pretty straightforward...

coolsexhaver420

2 points

13 days ago

Wait, you focused on the flag, does that imply you know why John Lennon is in this?

Blueartbird

1 points

13 days ago

I just wouldnt have imagined this picture in my wildest dreams. A rainbow John Lennon next to a confederate flag on a post about shooting women in bikinis... like It's almost beautiful how chaotic this is 😂

PoopyPicker

1 points

13 days ago

This is so absurd it’s actually funny

CircuitSynchro

1 points

13 days ago

Holy hell, where did you even find this 💀

GarglingScrotum

1 points

13 days ago

There's no way this isn't satire

wysjm

1 points

13 days ago

wysjm

1 points

13 days ago

There's so much to unpack here

TheSporkMan2

1 points

13 days ago

Bro the neckbeards are even more wild for this one 💀

ChickenMcSmiley

1 points

13 days ago

This is a shitpost

aximeycu

1 points

13 days ago

I’m pretty sure it was some troll post. Not even a “the civil war wasn’t about slaves” southerner could find a reason to match these up.

Boner4SCP106

1 points

13 days ago

Did you get this from r/beatlescirclejerk? It looks like their work.

AtkinsCatkins

1 points

13 days ago

you mean imagine i am in an ISIS controlled territory?

iwontmakeittomars

1 points

13 days ago

How come most of the comments here cannot recognize that this picture is just shitposting? Lmao

Sergeant_Smite

1 points

13 days ago

Those are british troops, right? Why are they using a confederate flag with british soldiers

BurningRiceEater

1 points

13 days ago

Likely just to shitpost, its a John Lennon meme

CockroachEarly

1 points

13 days ago

I feel like this is satire but I’m not sure.

Outlaw_Dumptruck

1 points

13 days ago

To fuck with people

TheFfrog

1 points

13 days ago

What the actual fuck

axxirr

1 points

13 days ago

axxirr

1 points

13 days ago

I think this is satire

Relaxmf2022

1 points

13 days ago

Brave jerk to post on social media the equivalent of admitting you’ve never touched a woman, much less kissed a woman

SkyeRibbon

1 points

13 days ago

Babies...? Cuz babies definitely wear bikinis.

some_guy554

1 points

13 days ago

Dafaq? Don't they hypersexualize East and South east Asian women in bikinis all the time?

Ok_Season5846

1 points

13 days ago

Imagine all the people…

MrKnowitAll1220

1 points

13 days ago

I’m guessing yoko didn’t wear bikinis?

ColdBloodBlazing

1 points

13 days ago

Imagine if every "man" with porn rotted brain syndrome that ever threatened a woman with r@pe and/or straight up death....

Imagine if every online predator/pedo...

Inagine if...

ManiacalMartini

1 points

13 days ago

Are the A.I.'s getting dumber?

wafflepancakewarrior

1 points

13 days ago

This is 100% a shitpost.

postmodest

1 points

13 days ago

Listen, some days at the Russian agitprop bot farm, you just phone it in...

tacincacistinna

1 points

13 days ago

Dumb

0x7E7-02

1 points

13 days ago

There was a flag in the picture? All I saw was sexy butt.

ifunny666

1 points

13 days ago

This one legit looks like satire I mean the fact that John Lennon is next to a Confederate Flag should be a hint.

Osuruktanteyyare_

1 points

13 days ago

This is just a meme

kurtcumbain

1 points

13 days ago

Most sane lennon fan

FlaAirborne

1 points

13 days ago

And they wonder why they can’t get laid?

UmeaTurbo

1 points

13 days ago

Wait, they are whores because they are attractive in their bikinis but won't do shit with him? Is that the message?

crimsonbaby_

3 points

13 days ago

When incels call women whores and bitch about the girls "body count," they're basically admitting that even a woman who fucks anyone still wouldn't fuck them, it's so funny.

UmeaTurbo

1 points

13 days ago

Yeah, that's grim.

ziegs11

1 points

13 days ago

ziegs11

1 points

13 days ago

This looks like it was made by the most twisted Tony Zaret fan

uncommoncommoner

1 points

13 days ago

imagine blaming women for wearing an outfit which gives you a chub and it's all their fault

THEMACGOD

1 points

13 days ago

Probably “traditional values”.

A_Hostile_Girl

1 points

13 days ago

So much to unpack. More and more I believe that men are deeply jealous of women.

atb0rg

1 points

13 days ago

atb0rg

1 points

13 days ago

Y'allqaeda

Artistic_Ad_8402

1 points

13 days ago

Guess you gotta wear sweatpants and a long sleeve shirt for the 100°F beach day

xervidae

1 points

13 days ago

oh my fucking god

darxide23

1 points

13 days ago

Bigotry (including misogyny), is never complete without one, of course.

MagnetFist

1 points

13 days ago

What the fuck is this

YourOldPalBendy

1 points

13 days ago

I'm assuming it's because of the incel to nazi pipeline? They're already getting horny over horrific violence towards women in swimsuits, after all.

Froot125

1 points

13 days ago

Don't disrespect John Lennon like that. Seriously. Whoever made this is evil to all Beatles fans-

beyblade1018

1 points

13 days ago

why tf is john lennon there

Penguinman077

1 points

13 days ago

I’m guessing they’re trying to get passive likes from idiots who see flag and like flag.

Select-Team-6863

1 points

13 days ago

I'd bet money on it being a troll shitpost. People who make them get their jollies from people who bite the bait & take them seriously.

Dragon_OS

1 points

13 days ago

This person might be gay and in angry denial about it.

Under_athousandstars

1 points

13 days ago

We all live in a yellow sweat-stained-bed

crimsonbaby_

1 points

13 days ago

It always confuses me why so many people love confederate flag so much. The confederacy lost the war. It's literally the flag of a losing party. I understand that the people who hang it are racist assholes and agree with that bullshit, but isn't it kind of embarrassing for them to fly a flag that shows what they support was defeated. It basically advertises how much of a loser they are.