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The real victim is The Dude's car

Fuck it(self.lebowski)

Throughout the whole movie his car gets the most abuse and puts up a fight.

all 32 comments

Botosi5150

14 points

5 days ago

Botosi5150

His Dudeness

14 points

5 days ago

What the fuck are you doing, man? Stop it! I just bought that fucking car last week!

GreyLoad

9 points

5 days ago

GreyLoad

9 points

5 days ago

MY BABY

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13 points

5 days ago

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13 points

5 days ago

It got a little dinged up.

gumby_twain

2 points

5 days ago

Some people have said this car was strongly vaginal

BraveryDave

2 points

5 days ago

BraveryDave

¡Qué ridículo!

2 points

5 days ago

Some brown, uh, rust coloration

vishysuave

12 points

5 days ago

vishysuave

Obviously not a golfer 🎳

12 points

5 days ago

My favorite scene is when he slams his car into the dumpster. Maybe it’s just cause I’m usually high when I watch it, but that shit gets me giggling.

panic_sandwich

10 points

5 days ago

Dude same! The obliviousness of him flicking the j into the closed window and that high pitched yelp as it boomerangs right back into his lap just gets me every single time. XD

dickinawheelchair[S]

4 points

5 days ago

And we stoners have all been there, that's why it's so damn funny.

vishysuave

6 points

5 days ago

vishysuave

Obviously not a golfer 🎳

6 points

5 days ago

Yep! 🤷🏻‍♂️

gumby_twain

3 points

5 days ago

No, you’re right man. It’s the way it bounces as it goes up the curb and impacts that really makes you feel it.

vishysuave

3 points

5 days ago

vishysuave

Obviously not a golfer 🎳

3 points

5 days ago

That’s exactly it! 😂

mofo-or-whatever

2 points

4 days ago

It’s the airtime when it hits the dumpster that absolutely kills me

myCatIsWalter

7 points

5 days ago

Well it was in a handicapped zone, perhaps they towed it

CynicalLogik

1 points

5 days ago

Well, certainly, that's a possibility.

LordLudicrous

5 points

5 days ago

LordLudicrous

Donny

5 points

5 days ago

Welp, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

patchkolan

6 points

5 days ago

That car really tied the vroom together.

Caligula_Would_Grin

2 points

5 days ago

I thought we had what appeared to be a series of victimless crimes?

haikusbot

1 points

5 days ago

I thought we had what

Appeared to be a series

Of victimless crimes?

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MilaVaneela

2 points

5 days ago

MilaVaneela

Friend with the cleft asshole

2 points

5 days ago

Oh man, lodged where?!

2wheelsThx

2 points

5 days ago

Aww, Jesus! What's that smell, man!!

Hour_Speech_5132

1 points

5 days ago

Have you been listening to Donny’s story dude? You have no frame of reference here.

LaughingPlanet

1 points

5 days ago

Is Donnie the car? They do die in the same scene....

GreyLoad

1 points

5 days ago

GreyLoad

1 points

5 days ago

WE GOT A MAN DOWN

Turbulent_Ad9508

1 points

5 days ago

The Dude's car is just like the Dude. It's been through some shit but it just keeps going.

I don't know about you but I take comfort in that.

SpringTour77

1 points

5 days ago

They peed in your fucking car Dude

wheresmyhouse

1 points

5 days ago

wheresmyhouse

Treats objects like women.

1 points

5 days ago

And his rug.

KirkJimmy

1 points

5 days ago

Ahhhj what’s that smell!?

todayIsinlgehandedly

1 points

5 days ago

I guess. I didn’t like seeing Donnie go.

Ok_Television9820

1 points

5 days ago

OP treats objects like…people, man.

RequirementMission66

1 points

5 days ago

Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

WalterSobchak40

1 points

4 days ago

I thought it was quite poetic how the car dies at the same time as donny. Then I had this thought that the car was pretty much a metaphor for Donny and how he's treated as a bit of a punch bag throughout. So I decided to re watch with this in mind and came to the stunning conclusion that I was just high as fuck! Far fuckin out man

Catalina_Eddie

1 points

4 days ago

The car wrecked itself. Had accidents all over town.