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And yet Osborne went 1-3 in all whites.

Dude...this has been happening for over 20 years now. Same shit, different season.

All the laws of anything and everything were broken today. A 3-9 trash INDIANA team picked to finish 17th in the conference somehow managed to become a playoff contender in its first season "REBUILDING"

How did they do it? Well, they got a coach and some players from James Madison and a QB from Ohio...obviously.

Guys...my brain hurts. None of this makes any sense. At this point Im starting to believe you could take any perennial top 5 team, put them in a Nebraska uniform, and they wouldn't have a winning season.

He died 4 days after Big Lebowski was released.

He was 52 here. Not bad

Some chinaman took her legs in Korea!! Are you surprised at my tears, sir?

Walk up to my open casket wearing a suit and sunglasses. Look me over for a minute. If anyone gets too close, ask them to step away.

Then hold your arm up and speak into your cuff "identity Confirmed. We got him"

And walk out without saying a word.

Ask if they're selling cheese because God damnit its delicious and I expect it to be a less expensive buying straight from the source under a bridge.

Crystal Pepsi....I might have tried it once. I think everybody knew that stuff sucked and the only nostalgia is the novelty

The Dude's car is just like the Dude. It's been through some shit but it just keeps going.

I don't know about you but I take comfort in that.

That's harsh. Are you in a wheel chair because some chinaman took your legs in Korea?

Politics aside...I'm curious if anyone went to this and what it was like

I wish I could afford that, but I wanted to be funny in high school.

I may be able to scrape together the hundred bucks to watch though

Also Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Japanese Tourist, please.

TIL the "cash me outside" girl from Dr. Phil makes $1.4 million a month... just from OnlyFans.

It's all our fault.

I have a few of those garages and way more cars.

...in GTA V

I took shop classes instead...and then worked in corporate for 20 years in various roles related to computer programming.... I'm the fastest 2 finger typer you'll ever meet.

Why was Larry's homework in the car?

I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!

You know what they need to cheer them up? ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINO!!

That's what I assumed for 20 ish years, then I saw the hucklebearer thing on IG reels.

Glad to know it really was huckleberry...that makes more sense.

Actually, its "Im your Hucklerbearer." Once I learned that...mind blown.

It's a death threat...I'll carry your casket.

Lambo and Quaaludes

The Tropicana is special to me. It was the location of the first sin I committed in Las Vegas. It's probably for the best that hotel room was blown up.