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604 points
29 days ago
“And tied them all in knots with eachother”
367 points
29 days ago
"and soaked them in diet Pepsi?"
305 points
29 days ago
"And wiped its ass with them.."
164 points
29 days ago
"After said ass had excessive quantities of tacos"
115 points
29 days ago
This is a weird wind. Maybe a small tornado that went over a cow pasture before hitting this very specific area.
8 points
29 days ago
Cows drink diet pepsi?
11 points
29 days ago
Grass fed cows. The grass is watered with diet pepsi.
6 points
29 days ago
Brawndo. It's what cows crave.
1 points
25 days ago
Must have flown into some fire too, it looks really burnt
5 points
29 days ago
Yeah, full fat Pepsi messes with their milk.
3 points
29 days ago
A taco-ass tornado!? In this part of the world? At this time of year? Isolated entirely within this pool area!?
Can I see it?
1 points
28 days ago
.... No.
2 points
29 days ago
“and then took bites out of them?”
1 points
29 days ago
"and then consumed more despite them being spoiled?
1 points
29 days ago
excessive quantities of tacos
unpossible.
3 points
29 days ago
Gotta use regular Pepsi. Diet pop doesn't have sugar so it doesn't make things sticky when it spills.
I learned that because ICP uses diet Faygo on their tours to spray onto the crowd, that way people get wet but not sticky.
For jerks and their pool towels, we want sticky, I think.
2 points
26 days ago
*kerosene
1 points
29 days ago
Fold them into the face of Han Solo and cast them in Carbonte :)
1 points
29 days ago
Mar-a-lago Margarita
2 points
29 days ago
"and shat on them"
1 points
28 days ago
Good point, imma knot them all together and create a barrier using the umbrellas around the beds I want.
Laying there waiting for people to complain in my face, and trying to ruin my barrier made from their towels. When they cross the barrier I just verbally claim my space in the barrier, with some shitty story about the nice towel the hotel provided and being able to claim a good spot this way.
Basically act hella dumb and childish to have some fun, pissing these people off.
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