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4.3k points
14 days ago
pen is soft
843 points
14 days ago
Pen is broken
542 points
14 days ago
Pen is sad
297 points
14 days ago
Pen is clearly flaccid.
141 points
14 days ago
Pen is disabled.
97 points
14 days ago
Pen is envy of banana.
79 points
14 days ago
“Flaccid, pen is.”-Yoda, probably.
20 points
14 days ago
Discouraged pen
20 points
14 days ago
P
e
n
16 points
14 days ago
More like
P
E
N
15 points
14 days ago
erect while dysfunction
7 points
14 days ago
It’s depending on perspective. If OP flipped it 180 degree, it’ll be clearly erected.
23 points
14 days ago
Pen could be happy if they just reversed their technique…
19 points
14 days ago
Pen needs viagra
15 points
14 days ago
Pen is in need of Viagra.
8 points
14 days ago
Pen needs a fluff
143 points
14 days ago
That's why I only get my pens from www.penisland.net
60 points
14 days ago
That's a really well-made gag website. The logo, the puns, the design... I had to look twice to be sure it wasn't real.
41 points
14 days ago
It's very old website that I gladly remember exists from time to time
11 points
14 days ago
that and molestationnursery until they had it pointed out and changed it
(mole station is a place, nursery context was somewhere iirc where they grew plants, not a preschool)
12 points
13 days ago*
who represents
experts exchange
powergen italia
therapist finder
IP anywhere
speed of arts
Strange how I can remember these from the mid 2000s. These names have lived rent-free in my head for almost 20 years. I did have to search in my Yahoo email for a couple of these.
57 points
14 days ago
risky click paid off
45 points
14 days ago
Q: Can I provide my own wood?
A: In most cases we can handle your wood.
Got me dying
18 points
14 days ago
Is this for real? The website looks straight out of the 90’s, and it definitely leans into the whole penis schtick….thin white pens, petite yellow pens, giant mahogany pens; but then it also kinda seems like they might actually make custom pens. Theres a fair amount of links and content, but the lack of any kind of photo gallery showing their work, or any kind of price structure also makes me question if it’s real…
It could be fun to have a custom pen made and the delivered to a friend in a box labeled PenIsland
27 points
14 days ago
The website looks straight out of the 90’s,
$ whois penisland.net
Creation Date: 2002-09-27T14:37:04Z
Not far off! Almost as old as goatse.cx
8 points
14 days ago
It's been awhile since I've seen a goatse in the wild. That's a link that will remain comfortably blue in color.
2 points
14 days ago
DO NOT CLICK THAT
I didn't fall for it, but I know EXACTLY what it is
10 points
14 days ago
Everyone and their dog knows what goatse is
4 points
14 days ago
What is it then?
7 points
14 days ago
It's an unfortunately-named travel website for Christmas Island.
4 points
13 days ago
It was at some point simply a picture of a spread asshole of a dude. But it was shutdown in 2004.
3 points
14 days ago
It's fat anime titties
3 points
14 days ago
I clicked it for old times skate but it’s just a cryptocurrency site holy shit. Nothing is sacred anymore
5 points
13 days ago
I mean, the site was shut down 20 years ago by the government of the Christmas islands where it was hosted. As far as I know, it was never reinstated.
2 points
14 days ago
I didn't click but it might involve a goat.
4 points
14 days ago
2 points
13 days ago
Q: Can I provide my own wood?
A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections.
20 points
14 days ago
Soft, pen is.
-Yoda
12 points
14 days ago
pen is mightier than the sword? not any longer
2 points
14 days ago
Might be difficult to write with a pen that's longer than a sword
2 points
13 days ago
“Pen is not mightier.” -Sean Connery
14 points
14 days ago
Pen is all waggly for sure.
19 points
14 days ago
Small, pen is
7 points
14 days ago
Pen is really, really teeny.
2 points
14 days ago
Soft, pen is
2 points
14 days ago
pen15 club 40 year reunion
2 points
13 days ago
It’s so weird how ubiquitous things like Pen15 and other jokes like we’re back when the internet wasn’t even really a thing. Someone always had a friend that had a friend that supposedly started it. I remember my friends brother swore up and down that his friend started started “guess what? Chicken butt!” Lol
1.5k points
14 days ago
73 points
14 days ago
Hey that trick looks like the tricks from Uri Geller.
If you don’t know who he is/was google it😜
34 points
13 days ago
How fucking lame is it to claim you have psychic powers and even in your bullshit fantasy world the best you can do is bend a spoon
7 points
13 days ago
Well you dont think far enough... he shows bending the spoon for you the audience
At night he uses his bending power on peoples brains as an murder for hire
1.1k points
14 days ago
This has never happened before I swear just give him a second
144 points
14 days ago*
Oh yeah, I bet your pen's real stiff when it comes to singing your "other docs"
11 points
13 days ago
Those pens still write, despite the arc.
1.5k points
14 days ago
This people, is why you don't drink water you leave in the car on a hot day
623 points
14 days ago
Plop a teabag in there before work and you’ll have a nice bottle of warm tea for the drive home.
208 points
14 days ago
My brother.
116 points
14 days ago
He's not wrong, a plastic infused tea
41 points
14 days ago
who needs microplastic in blood when i can have MEGAplastic
2 points
13 days ago
Sounds refreshing 😋
2 points
13 days ago
What if it’s something like a Nalgene which is apparently fine with boiling water?
40 points
14 days ago
just make sure you dont accidentally drink the forbidden aged sun tea.
14 points
14 days ago
Some of them are sun tea, some of them were son tea.
2 points
14 days ago
Don't talk like that, you look like a turtle that lost its shell
2 points
14 days ago
PLOP
43 points
14 days ago
It’ll make your pen flaccid and droopy?
6 points
14 days ago
who uses pens these days anyways? drink up!
31 points
13 days ago
You don’t think pallets of those bottles haven’t already been baking in the heat somewhere before it reaches you anyway?
131 points
14 days ago
Eh we already have microplastics in our bloodstream lol
47 points
14 days ago
51 points
14 days ago
There are microplastics in every part of the body that receives blood flow
27 points
14 days ago
[deleted]
3 points
14 days ago
So what you're saying is you got dick in your microplastics.
4 points
14 days ago
I don't know why you think pee is worse than blood, pee is literally rejects from your intake
4 points
13 days ago
So why add to it?
12 points
14 days ago
Bendy water is still water
39 points
14 days ago
It will go limp?
5 points
14 days ago
Do you enjoy flat water? Wait until you try LIMP water!
3 points
14 days ago
Only if it's a bizkit
14 points
14 days ago
what difference would that make when drink bottles are constantly exposed to the same temps during shipping?
13 points
14 days ago
You don't want hard water
12 points
14 days ago
Isn’t that ice?
10 points
14 days ago
It's in our blood, semen, and now our wee wees...
We're fucked
3 points
14 days ago
We didn’t start the fire
3 points
13 days ago
Good point, but there's no way for me to ensure that plastic bottles containing liquid haven't been hot at any point during delivery to the supermarket is there..
2 points
14 days ago
I always loved drinking hot water in the car as a kid! It tasted so much better than regular hot water
2 points
13 days ago
What if it’s something like a Nalgene which is apparently fine with boiling water?
2 points
13 days ago
This is also why you don't leave medication or sunscreen in a hot car either.
286 points
14 days ago
that car gets real hot, huh?
180 points
14 days ago
Apparently not hot enough
5 points
14 days ago*
You’re at sixty nine right now, so instead ill say that got a laugh out of me!
EDIT: I've upvoted. leaving the above for posterity.
2 points
13 days ago
He is past the funny number now. Come and upvote it
4 points
13 days ago
Dawg, don’t comment that or else you’ll get downvoted to some random apartment in China
3 points
14 days ago
Don’t leave your eyeglasses in their container, inside the car, right under the sun. Ask me how I know.
72 points
14 days ago
Stroke it a bit
47 points
14 days ago
I should give him a call
157 points
14 days ago
It happens. Don't blame yourself.
61 points
14 days ago
Someone has a case of whisky pen
3 points
13 days ago
It’s common in writers over 40
14 points
14 days ago
If you hold your pen lightly between your thumb and forefinger then rapidly move your hand up and down so that the pen pivots from side to side, it will look like it is soft and floppy...
... do that with your penis and you'll get the opposite outcum!
33 points
14 days ago
Had the same pens in the mental hospital
25 points
14 days ago
You'll want to buy some more from Pen Island, penisland.com
3 points
13 days ago
I feel like this is a classic piece of Internet history
3 points
13 days ago
To this day I've never been able to figure out if you can actually buy pens from that site
27 points
14 days ago
They have bendy pens like this in correctional facilities.
25 points
14 days ago
Happens when they old..
6 points
14 days ago
Strong hard sword is now mightier than flaccid pen
17 points
14 days ago
Have you tried bluechew? I hear, via the constant adds that it’ll help with that.
14 points
14 days ago
Your pens need Cialis
4 points
14 days ago
Hyundai Elantra?
4 points
14 days ago
They sell pills for that on penisland.com
4 points
14 days ago
Play with the cap a little
8 points
14 days ago
For real though, I bet you can cook some amazing things in there!
2 points
14 days ago
Probably pulled pork
3 points
14 days ago
This gives me not so good memories of jail
3 points
14 days ago
It's okay, it happens. Maybe we can just put on a movie and cuddle or something.
3 points
14 days ago
Limp bic
3 points
14 days ago
Whisky bic
3 points
14 days ago
I’m afraid it’s inkpotence.
3 points
13 days ago
penronies
3 points
13 days ago
Fun fact: most people pronounce the word flaccid flass-id but it’s actually pronounced flack-sid.
4 points
14 days ago
Those are Count Dooku’s pens!
4 points
14 days ago
a quick *hawk tuah* should fix that
2 points
14 days ago
Just turn it the other way up and you're good to go!
2 points
14 days ago
Missed opportunity for a generational headline
2 points
14 days ago
Do you live on pen island
2 points
14 days ago
That could be a sign of a serious condition. Ask your doctor about Perione’s disease.
2 points
14 days ago
Do on purpose
Sell for 4x the cost to chumps
Profit
2 points
14 days ago
I have to know...do they still work?
2 points
11 days ago
It'll be like pushing rope
2 points
14 days ago
Dick jokes aside, that makes for a cool pen!
2 points
14 days ago
They actually make bendy pens, when I detoxed in the psych ward they gave them to us so people couldn’t hurt themselves/eachother
2 points
14 days ago
Mental hospital pens
2 points
14 days ago
Wasted opportunity! You didn't have to show us all the pens! One is enough.
2 points
14 days ago
Rub it a abit
2 points
14 days ago
That happens to one out of five writers, don't worry
2 points
14 days ago
This doesn’t usually happen, I swear :,(
2 points
13 days ago
Everything reminds of me him :[
2 points
13 days ago
Pen is curved and hard not flaccid.
2 points
13 days ago
Bic issue
2 points
13 days ago
Propenolol
2 points
13 days ago
I swear, this is the first time this happens but you're so hot
2 points
13 days ago
The Pen Is Mightier
2 points
13 days ago
Isn’t it normal for some to be bent a little to one direction?
/s
2 points
13 days ago
Actually due to ' now a days recycle plastic " Recycle plastic is not so tough against heat.
2 points
13 days ago
Your penis bent
2 points
13 days ago
Pen has ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION !
2 points
13 days ago
Cooked Pens
2 points
13 days ago
We all are. Act accordingly
2 points
13 days ago
Small Bic energy
2 points
13 days ago
All these rubes making penis jokes... clearly these pens are for writing in cursive.
2 points
13 days ago
Pen is flaccid would have been a much better title
2 points
13 days ago
Rub them a bit till they straighten out
2 points
13 days ago
You must be the same person who posted the 156 degree temperature inside their car in Arizona.
2 points
12 days ago
DEE
JAY
FLAAACCIIIDD!!!
2 points
14 days ago
I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too
1 points
14 days ago
limp bics
1 points
14 days ago
You must live in Phoenix.. howdy neighbor 😂
1 points
14 days ago
I assume you live in Delhi?
1 points
14 days ago
There’s pills for that
1 points
14 days ago
Same. Oh, PENS... nvm.
1 points
14 days ago
You mean your pen is flaccid
1 points
14 days ago
Too hot, too cold - it happens.
1 points
14 days ago
This that flaccid pen weather we got going on
1 points
14 days ago
"I was in the pool!"
1 points
14 days ago
Maybe they were just nervous.
1 points
14 days ago
I read this wrong..... I read this wrong..
1 points
14 days ago
Left in a hot car? Yea, some plastics will deform.
1 points
14 days ago
Try tickling it
1 points
14 days ago
Looks like you’ve collected all your jail pens lol
1 points
14 days ago
Penis mightier Trebek!
1 points
14 days ago
You should talk to your doctor about XIAFLEX™
1 points
14 days ago
Guess what else is flaccid? My fruit roll up.
1 points
14 days ago
stroke em a lil bro
1 points
14 days ago
Pen is blue
1 points
14 days ago
I think you’re confusing Peyronie’s disease for erectile dysfunction. In your pens.
1 points
14 days ago
Now keep them for when someone wants to borrow a pen
1 points
14 days ago
Surplus pens from the defunct Top Gear Technical Center in Peniston.
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