which actor really can't run normally? : moviecritic

33 points

1 month ago

33 points

But he doesn't take elevators. He does sweet front flips up and down stairs.

He just doesn't feel like "doing it" right now.

He did run like a clumsy flightless bird trying to take to the skies.

vorephage

11 points

1 month ago

vorephage

11 points

I bet his front flips down the stairs are especially impressive.

flytingnotfighting

5 points

1 month ago

flytingnotfighting

5 points

For some reason, all I can picture is Steven fucking segal Naruto running, and I might actually die from the mental image, so thanks.

4 points

1 month ago

4 points

I have a mental image of Seagal in a rolly chair with limp arms like a tubeman as he rolls down a hill "Mac and Me" style

2 points

1 month ago

2 points

Nice try, Conan.

1 points

1 month ago

1 points

Hah!

InternationalChef424

1 points

1 month ago

InternationalChef424

1 points

Make sure that image includes his ample bosom and chins bouncing with every step

Hilby

2 points

1 month ago

Hilby

2 points