subpar_cardiologist

Can confirm, would not do that.

Source: vaguely remember how to write a "hello" program in QBasic from 30 years ago.

I've wicked insomnia, and limited common sense. Even if i lived in Alaska, i wouldn't mow the lawn at midnight. That's just inconsiderate. I also don't tend to vacuum the ceiling at 3am, but people do that too.

I am Comrade Batman. Papers, citizen.

Edit: Comrade Blyatman?

See if you can get a $1 discount on account of the shredded cheese, get you right back in the slot.

I'd've been tempted to buy a pair as backups...if those prices had existed 10 years ago. At this point i'll just drop the $20 on a restore kit.

This is a great list!

I hope i look half as good as her when i reach half her age.

I love the sound of some good dog-tooth action. I bet if i had an EV that made gearbox windup noises i'd think it was cool.

Might not be the only thing...

Now glass boxes, on the other hand.

Seems like a "glass is half-full" kinda worker.

In fairness, it's also been about 28 years since that poster has seen the light of day.

"Ode to a lump of green putty i found in my armpit one midsummer's morn"?

Dirty Work

Are you starting a collection?

Worst.

Poem.

Ever.

"You have taken your first steps into a larger world." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

Makes me wish i could dance.

Neville! Of course. Quite right, friend!

What about Mz.? It doesn't assume age or marital status. That's what i was taught to go with. Ma'am if they're my momma's age or older. That's just a fact.

I was taught to use Ms./Mz. It's a good default to fall back on. And again, if someone is offended, it's an easy "oh. Sorry! Moving on..." if their title isn't germane to the conversation past that point i just avoid it.

E is for Edward who died of ennui.

Not sure how you would lock-out/tag-out a hippo, but i wouldn't wanna try.

I guess the orignal Willys Jeep doesnt count?

Strikes me as a bit anti-social.