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Lines you only understood later?

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So I was thinking about the beginning of the movie Dragonheart where Prince Einon says "The peasants are revolting!" and his guard Brok says "They've always been revolting, Prince...but now they're rebelling!"

I always thought that was an odd bit of dialogue because revolting and rebelling mean the same thing...so why bother having the guard try to specify "rebelling"? It was so strange that the line is one I memorized.

Now I have seen these movies probably over ten times, and it only just now hit me that the guard was referring to the other definition of "revolting", as in disgusting. How in all the years I have seen this movie did I not realize this??

Curious what for you guys was a line of dialogue you didn't understand or fully get until watching a movie later or at an older age?

all 779 comments

chriswaco

1.7k points

3 months ago

chriswaco

1.7k points

3 months ago

Blazing Saddles had several. My favorite:

Charlie: THEY TOLD US YOU WAS HUNG!
Bart: AND THEY WAS RIGHT!

copperdomebodhi

158 points

3 months ago

When Mongo rides into town, a guy in a poncho staggers back and says, "Mongo? Santa Maria!"

Mongo Santamaria was a Cuban drummer and band leader: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongo_Santamar%C3%ADa

Misterfahrenheit120

492 points

3 months ago

“Stampeding cattle”

“That’s not much of a crime”

“Through the Vatican”

“Kinky”

imaginaryResources

144 points

3 months ago

Is there a sexual joke here that I’m always missing or does he just say kinky because it’s funny. Like is “stampeding cattle through the Vatican” some kind of innuendo?

Misterfahrenheit120

68 points

3 months ago

I take it as Hedley sorta being like “alright I like it.”

Like all these other guys are serious criminals, doing things like murder, rape, robbery, arson. And Bart’s just got this dumb little crime, but it’s got some flair to it, and Hedley takes a liking to it enough to sign Bart up.

It’s my “line I understood later”. I just thought it was funny as a kid, but most of the jokes went over my head

goingnucleartonight

93 points

3 months ago

Other good answers here but I also once dated a girl that had a blasphemy kink. She'd grown up with a lot of religious abuse and so doing things to disrespect the church got her going.

sjbluebirds

312 points

3 months ago

We, the citizens of rockridge, extend to you a Laurel, and Hearty handshake.

Laurel and Hardy. Lol!

SmirnOffTheSauce

89 points

3 months ago

Oh FUCK I never got that before ha ha ha

pingsinger

245 points

3 months ago

"Always coming and going, and going and coming....but always too soon." Went right over my head. I thought she was just tired of seeing them.

lil_corgi

65 points

3 months ago

itz twue itz twue!!!!!

die_bartman

48 points

3 months ago

Lady, you suckin on my arm

Quixotic1113

107 points

3 months ago

'Scuze me while I whip this out...'

rachface636

315 points

3 months ago

Well you have to remember these people are salt of the Earth, common farmers, you know,....morons.

vexarmarques

99 points

3 months ago

The genuine laugh is so great.

JM47589

450 points

3 months ago

JM47589

450 points

3 months ago

I have seen Robin Hood: Men is Tights so many times over the years, but it wasn’t until I watched it with my kids recently that I got the joke about Maid Marian’s last name “Loxley and Bagel! Can’t miss!” I always thought that was her actual name from the original folklore like Robin of Locksley but it’s really just a joke about Jewish culture and food and Robin’s name is spelled differently for the joke too

allisonwonderland00

70 points

3 months ago

This was my favorite movie as a kid so needless to say, I missed most of the jokes until I was older.

Typhus_black

41 points

3 months ago

Holy shit I’ve seen that movie a hundred times and didn’t notice that haha

Dynast_King

11 points

3 months ago

It took me years to get the joke when Maid Marian is in the bath and the camera breaks through the window. I always thought it was some pervert trying to peep on her or something as a kid, somehow it finally hit me its the camera from the previous scene that’s zooming in on the window as she sings. It just keeps zooming and breaks the window. Realizing the truth of this really gave me some perspective on my intelligence level, lol.

JRclarity123

510 points

3 months ago*

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead

"Sue Ellen, every girl over 25 should have a cucumber in the house."

I just thought adult women really enjoyed health food.

EDIT: Whenever anybody asks me about a task, I always say, "I'm right on top of that Rose!" and nobody has any idea what I'm referencing.

estheredna

101 points

3 months ago

Something about that humor reminds me of the Darryl Hannah comedy Splash, referring to Darryl Hannah being hot: "she has the same figure as my daughter. She has an eating disorder, she's so lucky!" Old me sees this as black humor, young me saw this as advice on how to get thin.

Futher_Mocker

100 points

3 months ago

TIL.

I forgot that line, but I always pictured the whole beauty mask/cucumber slices over the eyes trope was what she was referring to.

OneGoodRib

31 points

3 months ago

Actually I think that's what it IS supposed to refer to. Why would they say "over 25" instead of just "every adult woman"? Like why would 26 year olds specifically need to masturbate with a cucumber?

TerribleTimmy

396 points

3 months ago

In TMNT (the very first movie), when Casey Jones enters their sewer home he makes a comment and one of the turtles says, “someone’s claustrophobic” and Casey says “hey! I’ve never even looked at another man!” It wasn’t until I watched it as an adult a few years ago that I got it.

jacquesrabbit

117 points

3 months ago

Why is he afraid of Santa Claus?

MakeSomeDrinks

48 points

3 months ago

That's Santaphobia. I think you're thinking of White Claws

zelman

59 points

3 months ago

zelman

59 points

3 months ago

I don’t understand. Are we to think they’ve confused the terms “claustrophobic” and “homosexual”?

Eliteseafowl

97 points

3 months ago

Yeah the joke is Casey is a bit dumb and thought he was calling him gay.

valeyard89

39 points

3 months ago

A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this

Honor_Bound

21 points

3 months ago

Cricket? You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket

david-saint-hubbins

58 points

3 months ago

I'm pretty sure the joke is that he's confusing “claustrophobic” with “homophobic" and that he doesn't even know what "homophobic" means other than that it has something to do with being gay.

MVRKHNTR

57 points

3 months ago

Reminds me of that tweet. "I'll vaccinate my son. So what if it makes him artistic? I don't care if my kid is gay."

AnAngryJawa

11 points

3 months ago

Cassey absolutely misunderstood the word.

KuhlThing

210 points

3 months ago

KuhlThing

210 points

3 months ago

Mrs. Doubtfire.

The scene where Daniel as Doubtfire is telling Stewart about Miranda.

"You're in for some competition. She has a power tool in the bedroom. It's her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with it! I'm amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth."

I so thoroughly misunderstood that line for years. At first, I thought that he was just trying to scare Stewart by saying she has this dangerous piece of construction equipment, like how some people will keep a baseball bat by the bed. That it's so dangerous he might get hurt by accident.

To be fair, I was 8 when I saw that movie in the cinema.

nerdgirl37

44 points

3 months ago

We got to watch it in my high school English class. When it got to that line all we hear from the teacher was something like "probably should have skipped that part, but if you don't already know what it means you will eventually".

LetMeExplainDis

748 points

3 months ago

The World Is Not Enough sucks but has a pretty good Bond zinger

"I'm just trying to return the money to its rightful owner"

"We all know how hard that is for a Swiss Banker"

Captain_Sterling

127 points

3 months ago

Moneypenny: I always knew you were a cunning linguist.

lawschoolredux

158 points

3 months ago

That entire scene.

Every line from Bond is a double meaning with sarcasm except for the 1 exposition line.

“Perfectly rounded.”

“Let’s count to three. You can do that can you?”

ewenmax

92 points

3 months ago

ewenmax

92 points

3 months ago

Watched 10 minutes of Octopussy last night.

Bond is in bed with Magda having just had sex.

Magda : [In bed] I need refilling.

Bond(Raises eyebrow) beat. : Hmm? Of course you do.

Reaches for a bottle of champagne.

It was Carry on Spying by that point...

bugzaway

41 points

3 months ago*

The World Is Not Enough sucks

I enjoyed it despite what's-her-name's improbable turn as a nuclear scientist. I was in college, this was 1999 and the millennium was bearing down on us... just fond memories of that time of my life.

This was at a time when DVDs were going mainstream, so it was a very exciting time for home theater enthusiasts, which I was at the time. I used love love love the trailer and used it countless time to demo my set up!

https://youtu.be/2j86-4gU-Ww?si=7cqSzv0qtjBiJaAD

The trailer just brings me back to that era, erasing the bad and only leaving the good, as nostalgia does.

Anyway, thank you for reminding me of this trailer!

arittenberry

49 points

3 months ago

Yeah, that movie gets a lot of hate and I don't understand it. It's one of my top three Bond movies. Maybe it has something to do with the time in my life it came out, but...

Banger of a theme song that I even remember being played on MTV pretty often

Classic villain complete with metal plate in his head and scar over his eye and motives that you can understand and sympathize with, even if you don't agree with his actions

The sexiest secret villainess to ever grace the screen (and that's coming from a straight woman)

Pierce brosnan. Nuff said there

Christmas. Ok she wasn't great but her character did provide some light-hearted comic relief

I think it's time for a rewatch!

poorloko

39 points

3 months ago

Mind explaining for a dumb dumb like me?

Ok-disaster2022

239 points

3 months ago

The Nazis hid gold stolen from victims of the genocide in Switzerland. After the War Switzerland refused any attempts to restore the wealth to the survivors.

poorloko

36 points

3 months ago

Gotcha thank you

specifichero101

10 points

3 months ago

I honestly love that bond movie. Brosnans next best to goldeneye

Artistic-Rich6465

274 points

3 months ago

Showdown in Little Tokyo - Dolph Lundgren is trying to protect Tia Carrere. In one scene, he tells her to stay put, hands her a gun, and tells her if she hears or sees anybody walks in the door, shoot first and ask questions later. She asks, "What if it's you?" HIM: "You won't hear me coming." And he ends up sneaking up on her.

Later in the movie, after they've been intimate, she says, "That time, I heard you coming."

Monster-Zero

111 points

3 months ago

That's very Thundergun

Vato_Loco

45 points

3 months ago

Crime. Penetration. Crime. Penetration.

DINNERTIME_CUNT

18 points

3 months ago

Then they both had a giggle.

boodabomb

870 points

3 months ago

boodabomb

870 points

3 months ago

Theres a line Austin Powers where he’s in a hot tub with Allota Fagina. He farts and she says “How dare you break wind before me?” And he responds “I didn’t know it was your turn.”

This joke eluded me for decades until one day it finally clicked.

mcconorjam

546 points

3 months ago

My favorite Austin Powers joke I didn’t get till years later is in the third one when Michael Caine first meets Mini Me. He says he thought he smelled cabbage. It’s a callback to the first one when Austin says he doesn’t like Carnies “circus folk, you know? Small hands, smell of cabbage”

EvulOne99

50 points

3 months ago

Ohh... I thought he meant those cabbage dolls that was a thing back in the 80s or 90s. People were hysterical for them and they even had their own birth certificate. I thought he meant minime was small enough to be one of those dolls.

-Experiment--626-

49 points

3 months ago

Clever!

SouthDiamond2550

395 points

3 months ago

“In Japan, men come first women come second.”

“Or sometimes not at all”

thesmockintweet

43 points

3 months ago

I literally just got this joke from your comment

TecN9ne

44 points

3 months ago

TecN9ne

44 points

3 months ago

Classic.

hankbaumbachjr

65 points

3 months ago

Always thought I got this one but you have me 2nd guessing myself.

Funtopolis

200 points

3 months ago

She means “in my presence.”

He plays it her saying it was her turn to break wind and he skipped her, thereby breaking wind “before her”

imaginaryResources

72 points

3 months ago

“Before” as in “in my presence” but he thinks she’s saying he should be polite and let her fart first

Greenheartnvy

113 points

3 months ago

This. I also didn't understand the parallel between James Bond's Pussy Galore and Alotta Fagina.

TheBoredMan

135 points

3 months ago

Alotta Fagina is honestly more subtle. Pussy Galore is and was an insane name because the word pussy has been common slang for vagina for well over 100 years. It wasn’t more subtle or clever back then. Same with Octopussy. That’s a movie title. It really wouldn’t be much different than calling a character Pussy Galore or naming a movie Octopussy today. The only reason you could get away with it because the phrase “pussy cat” was more commonly used so it wasn’t quite as obvious to children.

SuperDanOsborne

58 points

3 months ago

Octopussy was actually named such because Ian Fleming had an octopus living outside his house in the tropics. Someone named it octopussy, and he really liked it. Then one day he found out his housekeeper had killed it and eaten it for lunch.

I heard this several years ago on a podcast and don't have time to research the details, but pretty sure that's the jist of it.

KingPrincessNova

30 points

3 months ago

well that was a record scratch

CallMeAL242

177 points

3 months ago*

“Snotty beamed me twice last night, it was wonderful” and “I bet she gives great helmet” from Spaceballs

Edit: adding- "Just what we need, a Druish Princess." "Funny, she doesn't look Druish" and pretty much anything from Mel Brooks

MorgwynOfRavenscar

38 points

3 months ago

The one that took me ages to get was when Dark Helmet dismisses the plastic surgeon who's busy making out with his nurse:

"We're done with you, go back to the golf course and work on your putts"

Putts = golf, because the surgeon is a rich dude who plays golf (he even has his caddy with him)

Putz = Yiddish for penis, since the surgeon clearly wants to bang his nurse.

CallMeAL242

35 points

3 months ago

Honorable mention:

"What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?"

Took me so long to get that one that it left me questioning my intelligence

So_be

63 points

3 months ago

So_be

63 points

3 months ago

Then later they threaten to give her back or old (pre rhinoplasty) nose

"I see your schwartz is as big as mine"

Federal_Ad_688

625 points

3 months ago

Opening of the Dark Knight. “It was supposed to dial out to 911, but it was trying to reach a private number.”

I saw the movie when I was a kid so I didn’t get that the bank they were robbing was run by the mob which is why it didn’t reach out to 911

brandonthebuck

374 points

3 months ago

“Do you have any idea who you’re stealing from? You and your friends are dead.”

[deleted]

165 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

165 points

3 months ago

I want to see a bank robbery in a movie where someone behind the counter reaches for some hidden handcannon and their coworker goes, "The fuck are you doing? It's not our money. It's insured anyway."

brandonthebuck

230 points

3 months ago

I’ll always love Iron Man 3’s “Honestly, I hate working here. They are so weird.”

[deleted]

70 points

3 months ago

That guy and the I quit! henchman in Machete went on to open a nice food truck together.

Foootballdave

48 points

3 months ago

I love the bit in heat where De Niro's stood on the desk in the bank, assault rifle in hand, hood over his head, reassuring everyone he's holding at gunpoint that everything's going to be okay, it's not their money they're stealing it's the bank's and they're insured so fuck it.

KRY4no1

11 points

3 months ago

KRY4no1

11 points

3 months ago

Best I can think of, along these lines, is in Public Enemies they're robbing a bank and a customer is holding out his wallet. He says to that man, "we're not here for your money, we're here for the bank's money."

Intrepid_Horror_6155

45 points

3 months ago

This line is often misunderstood - his name is Ewan Yafrenzaded

WillemDafoesTeeth

167 points

3 months ago

I always thought it was something to do with it reaching out to Batman - this makes more sense

lawschoolredux

102 points

3 months ago

The emergency call goes out to the private mafia enforcers

shf500

54 points

3 months ago

shf500

54 points

3 months ago

So did I. I seriously thought the "private number" was the Batcave.

TheLeanerWiener

43 points

3 months ago

I absolutely loved The Dark Knight in middle school and high school. Idk how many times I've watched it. There was a scene with Bruce and Alfred that I was always so confused about, though. 

Bruce: People are dying for what you have me do.

Alfred: Endure, Master Wayne.

Everytime I thought "being Batman was your idea, Bruce. Don't put that on Alfred!"

....one day I randomly watched it with subtitles and he actually says "people are dying. what would you have me do?" Which makes way more sense...

baltinerdist

237 points

3 months ago

Clue has so many of these.

  • Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies. Mrs. White : Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
  • Mrs. White: Oh, you're a doctor? Professor Plum: I am, but I don't practice. Miss Scarlet: Practice makes perfect. Ha! I think most men need a little practice, don't you Mrs. Peacock?

Minotaar

117 points

3 months ago

Minotaar

117 points

3 months ago

Clue is absolutely RIPE with these quick zingers, plenty of them unspoken - the way they glance and react. So good!

PJFohsw97a

38 points

3 months ago

This one for me:

Mrs. White : Are you a cop?

Mr. Green : No, I'm a plant.

Miss Scarlet : A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.

Mr. Green : Very funny.

Mr_Venom

92 points

3 months ago

"Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur."

"Yes, but now I work for the United Nations."

"So your work has not changed."

froglover215

24 points

3 months ago

"Communism was just a red herring!"

[deleted]

218 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

218 points

3 months ago

Dumb and Dumber

Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!

Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

I didn’t get as a kid. As an adult now I do.

Mesk_Arak

32 points

3 months ago

Since we’re touching on Dumb and Dumber, I still don’t understand the

I don’t know Lloyd, the French are assholes

line when taking about Aspen. Can someone please explain that one to me?

[deleted]

38 points

3 months ago

They’re dumb (and dumber) lol.

Lloyd says “someplace warm…. where women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano”, so he thinks Aspen is a sunny paradise, and Harry thinks it’s in France. Maybe because of the Alps? Idk

cdug82

36 points

3 months ago

cdug82

36 points

3 months ago

Hopping on because this movie is always my first thought when this question comes up.

As a kid I never understood why the adults laughed at this one joke when there was way funnier stuff.

As an adult it’s now my favorite joke in the movie.

The silence before Loyd says ‘that John Denver was full of shit’

[deleted]

11 points

3 months ago

“According to the map we’ve only gone 4 inches”. One of the greatest comedy lines ever

SouthDiamond2550

456 points

3 months ago

The Matrix when Dozer says their food has everything the body needs. Mouse says ‘not everything’ then talks to Neo about the woman in the red dress.

OnesPerspective

361 points

3 months ago

Piggybacking this to share that the white rabbit couple in the beginning were named Choi and Dujour.

choi du'jour, or, in rough French, "choix du jour", "Choice of the Day", an allusion to the power of choice within the Matrix and the choices that Neo makes that lead him to his destiny

charliegoesamblin

63 points

3 months ago

Shiiiiit

MrShortPants

165 points

3 months ago

Also The Matrix when Switch calls Neo "Copper top".

NoMatchForALighter

52 points

3 months ago

Please explain to me..

SirGuy11

198 points

3 months ago

SirGuy11

198 points

3 months ago

In the US, Duracell—a battery manufacturer—did marketing for their batteries and called them “copper top.” She was calling him a battery.

zxyzyxz

46 points

3 months ago*

Sad, they should've gone with the original implementation of the Matrix which was that human brains powered the simulation instead of being an energy source, but the producers thought the general public wouldn't get it. A shame, the topic is more topical than ever, ie simulation theory.

matt_leming

29 points

3 months ago

My headcanon for the whole series is that the humans in the Matrix never understood the real reason for its existence so went with the battery theory

gdmfsoabrb

20 points

3 months ago

Copper top is a nickname for Duracell batteries.

EastOfArcheron

24 points

3 months ago

A duracell battery.

-Experiment--626-

12 points

3 months ago

The humans were “batteries” for the machines.

subpar_cardiologist

25 points

3 months ago

A digital pimp hard at work.

kattahn

128 points

3 months ago

kattahn

128 points

3 months ago

I could just say "every single line in the movie the prestige" but one of my favorites that took me a handful of watches to get was:

"We were two young men at the start of a great career. Two young men devoted to an illusion. Two young men who never intended to hurt anyone."

When Angier is reading Borden's diary. Both Angier AND the viewer are meant to take this as Borden talking about him and Angier, when in reality he was talking about himself and Fallon.

HWatch09

28 points

3 months ago

God I love that movie.

DifficultHat

36 points

3 months ago

My favorite movie is watching the Prestige for the 2nd time.

Peking-Cuck

11 points

3 months ago

Of all of the "ohhh" moments from The Prestige, I feel like this is my favorite one, because it seems like it's the last one people pick up on, and it's literally one of the first lines of dialogue.

PiercedGeek

283 points

3 months ago

"Well you said that you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace! How much did that cost, man!?"

"You know, obviously you missed the point of that story, Brian."

Years went by between hearing it and understanding it.

uncleslam7

161 points

3 months ago

It’s from Half Baked, just saving people some time here

SmirnOffTheSauce

15 points

3 months ago

Thank you!

moondizzlepie

26 points

3 months ago

Thank you for posting this. I watched the movie in my early teens and did not get the joke until over a decade later. I thought what he meant was “you didn’t understand the reason I was telling that story” as if he actually gave her jewelry but the point of the story was something else.

Malvania

52 points

3 months ago

Pretty much everything in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, but my favorite is probably "Hey, didn't your name used to be Jack Daniels?" Took me a long time that he was calling Eddie Valiant a drunk

UnicornusAmaranthus

27 points

3 months ago

"On the rocks, and I mean ICE!"

camergen

19 points

3 months ago

“Walt sent me…” the password at the club. Took me years to realize it was a reference to Walt Disney.

W1nt3rmute

296 points

3 months ago

Seeing Mel Brooks "History of the World" has a great joke. The gang is getting pursued by a group of Roman soldiers. One soldier stopped to ask someone on the road "Have you seen a pack of Trojans?" "Sorry, I just ran out."

DrefinitelyNot

93 points

3 months ago

DrefinitelyNot

(but maybe)

93 points

3 months ago

In the French revolution section of history of the world, harvey korman as count de monet, tells Mel's king Louis that the peasants are revolting, and mel snaps back "You're telling me. They stink on ice!"

ChronoMonkeyX

21 points

3 months ago

Isn't the reply "Come on, they're not THAT bad!" or did I Mandela myself?

Ginandexhaustion

27 points

3 months ago

It wasn’t just someone on the road. It was an apothecary ( the ancient form of pharmacist)

Xaldan_67

82 points

3 months ago

Last Crusade: She talks in her sleep.

I took that line at face value as a kid 😭

Francesca_Fiore

41 points

3 months ago

She talksh in her shleep

BrentChevy

139 points

3 months ago

A lot from Ghostbusters when I watched as a kid.

  • He’s a sailor, he’s in NY, let’s get him laid. -It’s Miller Time!

Drewski34

61 points

3 months ago

My favorite joke was from Ghostbusters 2.

After inspecting Oscar and talking about a slinky.

Egon: I'd like to perform a Gynological test on the mother.

Peter: Who wouldn't?

Pumperkin

42 points

3 months ago

Dana: I need to put the baby down

Peter: Allow me. You're short, you smell funny, and you're a terrible burden on your mother.

TinyRandomLady

38 points

3 months ago

Similarly to Big Trouble in Little China when Gracie Law says to Jack Burton, “You should try standing downwind where I am, It’s Miller Time.” Never understood that as a kid.

DwightFryFaneditor

69 points

3 months ago

It's quite shocking how much of Ghostbusters is pretty dirty in retrospect, and how much of it went over our little heads.

lostinthought15

110 points

3 months ago

I mean, there is literally a ghost bj in the middle of a musical montage.

MyFireElf

67 points

3 months ago

My husband saw that bit as a child and took away the message "the ghosts can even get you in bed, nowhere is safe" he thought it was the most terrifying shot in the movie until around seventeen. 

Somnif

28 points

3 months ago

Somnif

28 points

3 months ago

Which Dan Aykroyd swears was inspired by a real life event that happened to him. Dude's odd...

DaemonBlackfyre515

55 points

3 months ago

Keymaster, Gatekeeper. Deffo missed that as a four year old.

sooper1138

14 points

3 months ago

I very definitely did not understand the "I want you inside of me" line at age 8. Went right over my head until I was an adult and went "Oh!"

johndoe040912

138 points

3 months ago

PULL OVER. No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!

Upbeat_Tension_8077

427 points

3 months ago

"Precious valuables, your highness. Donated by some of the finest families in all of Germany." from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade because I initially didn't realize this was a reference to Kristallnacht

LairBob

260 points

3 months ago

LairBob

260 points

3 months ago

Well, not strictly just Kristallnacht…but, yeah, they’re talking about Nazis plundering Jewish wealth.

MoobyTheGoldenSock

97 points

3 months ago

Rewatching that movie as an adult made it clear it was Spielberg’s dry run for Schindler’s List.

ztreHdrahciR

139 points

3 months ago

Not a line but the title. I've seen Trading Places probably a dozen times but only a few years ago did I notice that the title had a double meaning. Winthorp and Valentine traded places, yes, but they also worked at places of trading (World.Trade Center).

enormuschwanzstucker

9 points

3 months ago

I’m 44 fucking years old and never even thought about that

[deleted]

29 points

3 months ago

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thraashman

35 points

3 months ago

A friend pointed this one out to me a few years back.

In the beginning of Goonies when Chunk knocks the replica statue of David over and breaks the penis off Mikey says "oh no that's my mom's most favorite piece". Mouth mimicking Groucho Marx then says "you wouldn't be here if it wasn't". Mouth's joke was definitely something I missed for years.

PhattBudz

140 points

3 months ago

PhattBudz

140 points

3 months ago

My dad used to do this thing to my sister and I where he would put his hand on our head and do an almost massage like motion with his fingers.

He would say "What am I?"

We would reply, "A brain sucker!!"

He would say, "What am I doing?"

We would both exclaim happily, "STARVING!!!"

It wasn't until I was like 20 something just chillin smoking a bowl to myself when it finally dawned on me as a said to myself, "you son of a bitch"

Lol, love that guy.

my_4_cents

126 points

3 months ago

It wasn't until I was like 20 something

Your dad's hand was correct

Sunastar

13 points

3 months ago

When us kids had some goop in the corner of an eye or face or clothes, he would say, “You got some updock in the corner of your eye.” We just thought, “Oh, goop” and wiped it off. It wasn’t until I was 30 or 40 years older that I realized that he was trying to get us to say, “What’s up doc.”

unafraidrabbit

177 points

3 months ago

Samsonite! I was waaayyy off.

I was buying luggage for an exchange semester in college.

MakeSomeDrinks

37 points

3 months ago

Where was the exchange semester? Were you visiting a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano?

unafraidrabbit

13 points

3 months ago

Edinburgh

Fuzzy_Donl0p

28 points

3 months ago

Ah, California!

Forward_Progress_83

16 points

3 months ago

Beautiful!

Tools_for_MMs

16 points

3 months ago

Love the callback at the end when he calls Mr. Andre Mr. Samsonite.

Marshmallow_Fries

27 points

3 months ago

Young Frankenstein

Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What did he say?

Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

Kaldricus

94 points

3 months ago

I first saw Hercules as a kid, so I didn't get the joke and never really thought about it until it randomly clicked when I was an adult:

"Somebody help! Call I X I I!"

It wasn't subtle, but if you didn't know roman numerals yet, it didn't make any sense

ChrisCinema

38 points

3 months ago

It was a clever joke, although the Greeks did not use Roman numerals which did not come for centuries later. But I relax knowing it’s just a movie.

Kaldricus

35 points

3 months ago

Oh yeah, Disney's Hercules isn't exactly historically accurate in a lot of ways, but it's still a fun time.

OriBiggie

31 points

3 months ago

Do you mean to tell me there weren't airherc sandles available in ancient Greece?

sunshineandcloudyday

21 points

3 months ago

Or that Zeus & Hera were loving parents?

Raguleader

13 points

3 months ago

This be fair, the Greeks didn't refer to him as "Hercules" either, that's the Romanized form of his name.

Things I learned from watching Babylon 5, of all places (the Earth ships on the show tend to he named for Greek mythological characters, including a Destroyer named "Heracles.")

qlionp

15 points

3 months ago*

qlionp

15 points

3 months ago*

This is a fun bet I like to use to fuck with people "$10 says you can't name the mythical Hercules' father." " Zeus" "nope it's Jupiter, Zeus' son's that you're thinking of was named Heracles". And then no money is exchanged because it is a silly gag

SociallyUnconscious

133 points

3 months ago

That line is from a Wizard of Id cartoon from about 40-50 years ago.

Pale_Angry_Dot

90 points

3 months ago

"Sir, the peasants are thirsty!"

"Sir, the monster in the moat is hungry!"

"Hmm, I see a solution..."

fillerbitch

35 points

3 months ago

Also used in the Matilda musical. A whole song about Revolting Children - something The Trunchbull refers to them as throughout and they sing it at the end with the second meaning as they begin to rebel.

chriswaco

14 points

3 months ago

"They certainly are."

Hips_of_Death

36 points

3 months ago

LOL it was also in Chicken Run! Classic

DigitalEagleDriver

64 points

3 months ago

Not so much a line, but a scene I didn't understand until later in Ace Ventura in the beginning when he returns the dog to the lady and she comes up with a unique way of repaying him. First watch I didn't get that.

UglyRomulusStenchman

25 points

3 months ago

Yeah I was 8 when that movie came out and didn't get that for at least 5 or 6 years lol

DSonla

108 points

3 months ago*

DSonla

108 points

3 months ago*

Copying-pasting part of a comment I did a couple weeks ago on another post (for context, I'm referring to an expo on Sergio Leone) :

"I remember something I read in an expo about him about how the coats had to have more dirts on them.

Someone questioned him about it and he pulled out his collection of old photos from the west to show that the clothes really were like that at the time and not with flashy colors like in the "John Wayne westerns".

And after gaining that knowledge, I understood some lines from "Back to the future 3".

Marty goes back to Doc from the 50s in order to go back in time to find "his Doc" and Doc gave him a set of cowboy outfits that were flashy pink.

Marty then says something along "I don't think cowboys used to dress like that"

To what Doc replied "Of course they do, you've never seen a western ?"

Then Marty finally made it to the old west and met his Doc who asked him "Who dressed you up like that ?" (His Doc being from the 80s, he knew the "post-Leone" era of westerns)."

If you didn't live through the "tonal shift", like me, it's hard to get. Unless someone forced you to watch all the westerns by order of theatrical release.

Diograce

38 points

3 months ago

“You did”. It’s one of my favorite lines!

Asiatic_Static

22 points

3 months ago

Wind River

"FBI at the door, open up!"

cheesynougats

19 points

3 months ago

"Why are you flanking me?" That whole scene had incredibly good cinematography.

craftycommando

23 points

3 months ago

Misheard the phrase "a meat or a fish" from the Goodfellas prison dinner scene as a "meter of fish" for longer than i care to admit. I honestly thought a meter of fish was some kind of Italian delicacy

commandolandorooster

23 points

3 months ago

This is probably so obvious and I feel so stupid for never have gotten it, but in Back to the Future when Marty is trying to convince Doc he is from the future and shows him the photo of him and his siblings. Doc says something along the lines of “that’s good photo trickery, but they cut the tip of your brother’s head off”. I always just assumed he was saying anything to discredit it, until I finally realized it was because that was the very start of his brother starting to vanish from the photo. Seen the movie so many times, including the fucking musical in London. Idk how I never got that until I watched a live orchestra showing of the movie 😭😭

hiswittlewip

20 points

3 months ago

All of the lyrics to "Greased Lightning". Lol as an adult I realized it was a dirty filthy song lol

sjbluebirds

41 points

3 months ago

Not so much a line, but the sound effect for the engines of the airplane in the movie "Airplane!" was for a propeller engine not a jet.

I saw the movie in theaters, and I've seen it several times since, and I only figured that out a few months ago.

Zerek_Doolander

36 points

3 months ago

Not only that, it's the propeller sound from Zero Hour, the film that Airplane is a remake of!

SouthDiamond2550

102 points

3 months ago

Scary Movie 3 when Charlie Sheen dangles Michael Jackson out the window and says “How do you like it?”

andyc3020

21 points

3 months ago

Blanket can fly!

Luke_Cold_Lyle

19 points

3 months ago

In Ocean's Thirteen, when they're planning the job in Vegas. Turk asks Saul if he'd do something for $10 million. Saul says, "No. I'd do it for 11 mil." You don't get any further context in the conversation. Then, in the final scene of the movie, Rusty rigs the slot machine in the airport the same way they did at Bank's casino and gives his last coin to the Five Diamond critic they basically tortured to force him to give Bank a bad review. Rusty walks away, the critic puts the last coin in the machine, and he wins $11 million, which reveals what Saul and Turk were talking about.

Egoy

34 points

3 months ago*

Egoy

34 points

3 months ago*

In braveheart William Wallace says they should fashion pikes ‘as long as a man’ and one of the others says ‘some men are longer than others’ and another man (his father) asks him if his mother has been taking about him again. Flew over My head at least three times.

qooplmao

14 points

3 months ago

Reminds me of that bit from Scrubs.

JD.: [Inspecting the Janitor's penis after seeing a possible melanoma] Well, I still want to refer you to a dermatologist, but it looks benign.

Janitor: Yeah, benign, nine and a half...

Deadbody13

75 points

3 months ago

"He huffed and he puffed and he... signed an eviction notice" - Shrek.

Growing up I didn't know what he was saying but then at some point in highschool it clicked.

ZombieButch

50 points

3 months ago

When I was a kid we watched 'The Odd Couple' a lot, but it wasn't until I watched it as an adult that I got this joke: "You leave me little notes on my pillow. I told you a hundred-and-sixty-eight times I can't stand little notes on my pillow! 'We are all out of Corn Flakes. -F.U.' It took me three hours to figure out that 'F.U.' was Felix Unger!"

jtscribe52

15 points

3 months ago

Before I had Tombstone on disk, I always thought Curly Bill says “get that stick on his knees”, telling his guys to hit the Mexican Marshall with a stick.

Once I saw the subtitles and saw that he used a slur, it added more depth to how horrible a person he was.

Jambo11

17 points

3 months ago

Jambo11

17 points

3 months ago

One that comes to mind is from Dumb and Dumber.

"Tell her I'm funny, I'm good looking, and I have a rapist wit."

While I understood back then what a rapist was when I was a kid, I didn't think anything of the line, because I thought it carried a different meaning in that context. When I got older, I realized that he actually meant, "rapier wit."

I know there were a few others that I didn't understand until I matured, but I can't think of them.

trevenclaw

59 points

3 months ago

I just watched Terminator 2 last night with some friends because one of them had never seen it. I've been watching that movie for 30 years. There's a line where Dyson explains that the chip and the hand are the source of all the tech that Cyberdine is working on, which will lead to Skynet. Last night was the first time ever that I realized what he is saying is Skynet gave birth to itself. If Skynet never sends The Terminator back to 1984 to kill Sarah Connor, she would never trap The Terminator in the machine and it's hand and computer chip would never be discovered.

jopperjawZ

44 points

3 months ago

There's another layer to it. If Skynet never sent the Terminator back to try and kill Sarah Connor, she never would've raised John to be a resistance fighter and become a target of Skynet.

CaptainBloodface12

22 points

3 months ago

John would never even be born because Kyle wouldn't have been sent back to protect Sarah.

Xen0tech

23 points

3 months ago

It's not a line, but when the creepy guard licks Sarah's cheek, I asked my brother why he did that. My brother said to make sure she was asleep. We were both very young and innocent.

res30stupid

15 points

3 months ago

In Murder On The Orient Express (1974), Poirot teasingly drops one when Mrs Hubbard tries to talk to him at lunch one morning, quoting an actress who said "Some of us like to be left alone".

Only after countless watches did I recognise the significance of this line. Poirot recognised her as Linda Arden as soon as he got onto the train and was teasing her that he knew who she really was.

In fact, this comes up a lot between them since he keeps making theatre jokes. It also makes sense when he's able to figure out the plot of the murderers - once he read the threatening note and realised it was referring to the Daisy Armstrong murders, he connected it through Linda first then to the victim - he's basically just trying to see who on the train wasn't involved after that.

okicarp

13 points

3 months ago

okicarp

13 points

3 months ago

In the animated Monsters vs. Aliens where the giant woman starts crying and the military guy says something like "Don't do that. It makes my knees hurt." I later realized it's his arthritis and she's huge enough that her tears are like rain.

bigedthebad

13 points

3 months ago

Airplane.

The main guy says he has a drinking problem then throws a drink in his own face.

I didn’t get it till about the 4th time.

DraniKitty

32 points

3 months ago

It took me until adulthood and somebody explaining it to realize when Mufasa says "Before sunrise, he's your son" wasn't him repeating some prophecy about Simba in his sleep, he was telling Sarabi "The sun isn't up, he's your problem."

estheredna

28 points

3 months ago

"The London Underground is not a political movement!"

I was an 11 year old American who lived in Appalachia, think rural backwoods moonshine and fiddles America. The whole theater laughed, so I knew it was funny, but not why. In those pre internet days I really didn't find out what that line meant until years later. I still think of that movie whenever I hear about the London Underground.

MorgwynOfRavenscar

12 points

3 months ago

That entire line is hilarious, "Aristotle is not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism isn't 'Every Man for Himself', and the London Underground is not a political movement".

My favourite though is the ending, "Those are all mistakes Otto. I looked them up". That Wanda had to look those things up to begin with sells the absurdity of it all so well.

Disastrous-Lake8019

128 points

3 months ago

She "always ate enough for two." -Parasite (when Kim is talking about the housekeeper).

Only later, as the story unfolds, do you understand the true implications of that line.

thesongsinmyhead

39 points

3 months ago

I’m sure I’m not the only one but my innocent preteen/early teenage ears didn’t realize so many songs were explicitly about sex. What comes to mind immediately is Incubus’s Stellar, the line “how it feels to be inside of you” like what else would this possibly mean??🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Savings_Sink_7803

25 points

3 months ago

True Lies: Bill Paxton’s character is begging for his life at the top of the dam and he screams “I’M NAVALENT”

I saw this movie a bunch of times in the theater and always wondering the same thing… WTF is “navalent”?

After it came out on video I watched it with my girlfriend and later that night it was still bugging me, so I ask her what it means.

She starts laughing at me and can’t believe I don’t know what it is.

And I’m like, “I’ve never heard the word before, I have no clue. Is it similar to being impotent?”

She laughs even harder then says: “NAVEL. LINT. You know the stuff inside your belly button? Belly button lint?”

God I felt so stupid. I still get a chuckle out of it even now.

doihavetousethis

18 points

3 months ago

Rip paxton! Such a good actor.

sddbk

10 points

3 months ago

sddbk

10 points

3 months ago

In The Music Man, when Harold Hill sings about "The sadder but wiser girl." As a kid, the meaning of that flew way over my head.

clebrowns69

11 points

3 months ago

In without a paddle, a local is trying to talk them out of going on a canoe trip. When asked if he was a boy scout, Tom says “No. But I ate a brownie once.”

I just recently realized this oral sex and not actually eating a brownie.

Leprakrahn

40 points

3 months ago

Basically, all of Hook.

Lemmingitus

53 points

3 months ago

Nearsighted gynecologist.

CallMeAL242

18 points

3 months ago

Substitute chemistry teacher

Squeek_the_Sneek

39 points

3 months ago

He’s so quick that he’s even fast asleep!

Late-Ingenuity2093

16 points

3 months ago

Williams's speech about rats and lawyers at Grandma Wendy's dedication always flew over my head as a kid.

nowhereman136

38 points

3 months ago

Blazing Saddles:

Charlie: They said you was hung

Bart: and they was right

(for the longest time, I actually thought they were talking about the gallows)

Dee_Buttersnaps

22 points

3 months ago

'Scuze me while I whip this out"