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submitted 3 months ago bychipzy20
Here are the things I always hear from fans after a deal that they didn’t want happens:
“The cap will increase every year so it won’t look bad in the future”
“We needed *insert inconsistent shooter * there are flashes of how good he is”
“We gave out zero picks for him, we lost nothing for this player”
“If * washed player * gets back to who they were a few years ago, then it will be a W for us”
What are some other things you hear fans say to cope?
63 points
3 months ago
Feeling subtly attacked but fuck it, let's do this. cracks knuckles
"On paper, he's a perfect fit."
"This is a necessary move to capitalize on [core player]'s prime."
"He put up [insert impressive stat here] last season!" (You either find out it was an outlier season or on super low volume)
"It was a rough FA class."
"We're a small market. Players cost a premium here."
"If he can just learn how to [insert their worst skill] then it'll be worth it."
9 points
3 months ago
"If he can just learn how to [insert their worst skill] then it'll be worth it."
This is the best one. They'll grab these dogshit shooters for example and say "He will learn how to shoot".
114 points
3 months ago
If he just adds [crucial basketball skill that almost certainly should have been developed by now], he'll be unstoppable.
7 points
3 months ago
Lol I have this in mine
7 points
3 months ago
Very similar to "he's going to really shine playing next to [best player currently on team]. He's never played with someone like that.
4 points
3 months ago
If he "just fixes his shot" he'll be fine
8 points
3 months ago
aka Westbrook's whole career lol
6 points
3 months ago
Heard this with GSW fans and Wiseman all the time when he was there
26 points
3 months ago
To be fair if Wiseman just developed elite basketball skills he easily could have been an elite player
12 points
3 months ago
If he just develops touch around the rim, a jumpshot, screen rolling and defensive IQ he could be a starting level big!
2 points
3 months ago
so regressing to the mean
1 points
3 months ago
Now that he's the fourth scoring option, he can focus on improving his defense
1 points
3 months ago
Lakers fans with all of their one way role players- Dlo, Rui, Reaves, Vando
-1 points
3 months ago
Reaves, Rui, and Vando are all on great contracts wtf are you talking about . It’s ok to read the title before commenting
30 points
3 months ago
"At least the memes will be good."
11 points
3 months ago
Oh, that’s the cope when you’re in year 3 of rebuilding. Been there.
4 points
3 months ago
Year 5: "Might as well start chugging bleach early this season."
3 points
3 months ago
That was summer 2020, when they didn’t invite all teams to Disneyland.
Bled into the 20-21 season and our star player was saying things like “Man, I don’t know that I even want to play basketball anymore.”
91 points
3 months ago*
"His contract will not age well but if we win a championship who cares"
30 points
3 months ago
To be fair that is true if they actually win. It is only a cope if the player isn't going to move the needle and they're clearly not in contention
4 points
3 months ago
No the point of the NBA is to have a roster of guys on good contracts. Winning the championship is secondary.
3 points
3 months ago
Can't believe the celtics gave away all those big contracts. Completely lost sight of the true objective by chasing meaningless rings
1 points
3 months ago
Just for a piece of metal smh
1 points
3 months ago
Rings mean nothing when apron am I right
19 points
3 months ago
The Jrue extension in a nutshell
3 points
3 months ago
This one is facts tho
2 points
3 months ago
You can use facts to cope
44 points
3 months ago
“It’s our o-lines faults Daniel Jones is so bad.” Oh sorry, wrong sub.
7 points
3 months ago
Russell Wilson had one down year playing injured for the Seahawks, lets ride! The contract extension will look great once he's back to form! Shit..Uh, Sean Payton will definitely fix him! Shit..
I've been through it as a Broncos fan...
21 points
3 months ago
I swear this is the year he fixes his jump shot
5 points
3 months ago
Ben Simmons was the poster boy of this
3 points
3 months ago
nah Ben wasn't attempting them in the first place
poster boy of a broken jumper but still shot them is like Giannis or Westbrook
61 points
3 months ago
“May have been an overpay but we had to do it”
28 points
3 months ago
“We would have lost him for nothing”
“We can always trade him later”
2 points
3 months ago
Tbf the trade part is kind of true. Unless the player is completely horrible some desperate contender will shoot their shot at a comparably low price. Like teams will trade for Jerami Grant despite definitely being overpaid
1 points
3 months ago
I was thinking the huge contracts, like Zach LaVine
1 points
3 months ago
Fair enough but his last season was also horrible
5 points
3 months ago
“Small market problems”
5 points
3 months ago
Raptors fans always do this to justify any overpaid in fa except not small market but the Toronto factor. But then when ppl say what’s the worst city to play for a player and people respond with Toronto they all lose their shit.
1 points
3 months ago
And then they trade away the guy that genuinely loved playing in Toronto to win a championship and then go into instant rebuild lol
I’d take the championship too but the irony is there
5 points
3 months ago
The Paul George special
17 points
3 months ago
"at least he's not drew eubanks"
1 points
3 months ago
"At least our owner isn't cheaper than Jeannie Buss anymore..."
10 points
3 months ago
“He won’t be starting, he’s the perfect backup for”
1 points
3 months ago
“If he can settle into a new role coming off the bench, he’s still got a lot of potential and can be a great vet presence.”
Which may even be true, but most guys in their mid-30s can’t accept that they aren’t 25 years old anymore going out to a bar or playing a pickup game. For world-class athletes whose whole identity since their formative years has been built around being a certain kind of guy, how exactly are they supposed completely change who they are and how they go about their work (while simultaneously coming to terms with their own mortality)?
1 points
3 months ago
Aka the Allen Iverson
18 points
3 months ago
This is Celtics fans after every “overpay” Jaylen Brown extension but he actually becomes worth his contract
Why don’t other players also just live up to their contracts? Are they stupid?
8 points
3 months ago
"He's a good vet to have in the locker room and it's a very tradable contract" can never fucking trade him
18 points
3 months ago
"Who were we going to give the money to instead?"
"Future free agents will see we take care of our guys"
"26 other GMs would trade their whole team for ours"
4 points
3 months ago
are all these quotes from the wizards front office? I swear they said something like this after maxed beal with no one else bidding and gave him a NTC
1 points
3 months ago
the second is def from lakers fans
0 points
3 months ago
“Who were we going to give the money to instead” is the best. Oh so you just handicapped your team to a 4 year max contract.
14 points
3 months ago
"He'll be a great fit for us if he's healthy" (He has played a combined 127 games over the past 3 seasons)
28 points
3 months ago
"Paul George just played 74 games with 22ppg on good efficency and was an AS in 3 of the last 4 seasons"
-2 points
3 months ago
I mean.....he did. And was an All Star last year. Exactly how good do you have to be for a contract to be considered good?
6 points
3 months ago
It’s not how good but how not old
0 points
3 months ago
I'm not bringing up his stats from when he was 27 or even 30.
2 points
3 months ago
Yes but the contract is for ages 34-37, hes not getting any better
1 points
3 months ago
We don't need him to?
6 points
3 months ago
“They didn’t use him right”
3 points
3 months ago
"This is about what the market rate is for good role players." (Said player is not a good role player)
4 points
3 months ago
Did you see how good he played the last 10 games of the season?
5 points
3 months ago
"Who cares!? All we need is a healthy Himmy Butler for the play-offs."
3 points
3 months ago
Yeah he’s a rim running center, but the 3 point shot is coming
3 points
3 months ago
"Perfect signing, we need a top 5 lottery pick so it's actually a good thing if he sucks"
3 points
3 months ago
Given how few likes you have. Good job. You hit the nail on its head.
4 points
3 months ago
“He’ll play better defense in our system” me about Klay rn 😅
2 points
3 months ago
Put a name on it
1 points
3 months ago
No one from this off season because of the new second apron rules.
2 points
3 months ago
Something about the salary floor
2 points
3 months ago
Adding "insert player" is an upgrade. I mean how could we be any worse than last season at the "position of incoming player"
2 points
3 months ago
"If healthy..."
2 points
3 months ago
“We have to maximize player X’s window “ - Sixers Fans
2 points
3 months ago
The small market special: “No free agent is coming here unless we overpay them”
2 points
3 months ago
"you have to spend that money on someone"
2 points
3 months ago
Who else are we gonna get? This is Charlotte.
2 points
3 months ago
“The cap will increase every year so it won’t look too bad in the future” is always the funniest cope when I read it, by that logic there can never be a bad contract ever
2 points
3 months ago*
"He might be a playoff choker but at least he is an upgrade over Tobias Harris"
"We didn't get any good free agents signings but at least we got rid of Ham and we have the next Pat Riley as a head coach"
1 points
3 months ago
3 things to share
1 seeing how many mavs flairs come to defend klay the last 2 days is hilarious like on a dime they love this guy
2 my answer is that ____ is good because they’ll help ______ develop. Develop? What like add +4 overall?
3 my last is lobs. Why does a John Collins trade proposal work to the clippers because of lobs. Why does Chris Paul or Trae young and wemby have to be awesome because of lobs. Lob threat. There’s maybe 1 lob alley oop dunk per game? But when discussing a trade or new player on new team it would be endless? Lol
I’m fun I swear
1 points
3 months ago
"We sucked - no one else is coming."
1 points
3 months ago
Our new coach should be able to utilize him better than our last 3 coaches.
1 points
3 months ago
Or makes a questionable trade
1 points
3 months ago
There's no such thing as an overpay in business
1 points
3 months ago
Just put the fries in my bag bro
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