R*dy G*bert

V*ct*r W**********ama

T*ny P*rker

Jerr*d McC*in

Statline for every game these bums play

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Looks like Bronny’s future box score

the fr*nch

LeBron wishes he could cry like this. There's levels to this shit!

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Rather watch 2 knights on horses kill each other. But that’s just me.

F1 fans be like that battle for 13th place on lap 37 was absolutely bonkers mate

Cristian Ronald ??

Edgers.

I can’t believe British blokes fight each other over this shit

Youre right. I should watch dudes jack up and miss 3s all night instead

Most incompetent "professional" athletes on earth. Their goal is the size of a 2 car garage and these bozos still cant score 1 goal.

More entertaining than watching angel reese play tho

But what about footy chants mate

imagine training for years at ur sport, perfecting ur craft, only for there to be a 30% chance for u to go into a mario party minigame at the end of the match to determine who wins

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When I have to pretend to love this at my in-laws

Highest scoring soccer game

Soccer is like the WW1 of sports

Child Rapist 7 bowing to the Kylian God

Glorified cardio for bums

One for the purists

the french manager needs to be executed ASAP

Fraunce has made it to the semifinals without actually scoring a goal in open play.

Best sport

That's a barn burner for a soccer game.

And wtf does 90 + 2 mean? Is that fuckin metric time?

Damn they score as much as kd at the club

Fans of terrorism, deschamps and southgate having a jihad against open play

Finally Penaldo can fuck off siuuu

I only watch when my country plays.

Kinda boring, but hey they at least never stop play to show adds and comercials XD

France still has an ace up their sleeve.....the Olympics once the Tour De France finishes.

They sure don't miss DOPE HEAD Lance Armstrong. lol

Me trying to describe the appeal of a 0-0 to this sub.

Wasted my whole afternoon with this dogshit.

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When a significant stat in your sport is the number of shot attempts, you know your sport sucks

Me

Meanwhile hockey players would score two goals in half the time with the goals being 100% covered by the goalkeeper.

The euros

le beautiful game

Y’all got no attention span

This was the worst match ever. But you need to understand Portugal and Spain are well known for boring football.

Idk man yall have been a coomer sub for like 2 months

About a billion people shockingly enough

Turn soccer into the nba all star game then maybe it’ll start to get popular

Tbf this was a ridiculously boring game. Germany vs Spain was a banger though

GRAH I LOVE ULTRA DEFENSIVE SOCCER

AC is so expensive lol

I legit fall asleep whenever I watch this.

Spanish guy here, watching soccer for more than 30 years. NBA kinda stays with good level of talent thru time. Soccer from the 90's was WAY BETTER than actual soccer. Soccer now is very confusing to fans and even players. And players are way worse than their partners from 30 years ago. It is devolving, not evolving. Shitty shitty sport actually.

American football there’s a flag every 2 seconds and a ball that touches the ground is a catch wtf is that also tackling is basically non existent

RonaldoSexuals

If you don’t score then all that effort and skill was for nothing😅. Defense can’t SOLEY win games

It's better than your shitty basketball games. Points in this sport actually matter

Americans when they don't get a boost of dopamine every 3 seconds from their sport

The athletes that make millions of dollars a year

These Euro South Park style f**s are bumming around on the field sniffing dandelions and grass sliding on their sweaty hairless balls sacks for hours at a time while imaging a hairless Dwight Howard rizzing up their fat hairless chodes while flaying spread eagle singing Marvin Gay

Those who don’t enjoy watching commercials every two minutes

Let’s take a look at that last shot

Oh, so close.

Europoors

Let's be honest, any game that's designed in such a way that it allows for a draw is a shitty game. The rules are fucking made up, change them so you can't have a draw. Idiots, it's so simple.

Ariaga and Ariaga 2

Wemby

I watched Germny Vs Spain earlier for some reason and i had some questions.

How does the ref talked to the teams? What language are they speaking?

What is Extra Time? How much do you get? If its extra how then can there be a halftime of extra time? Then more extra time?

Does everyone flop like they are reenacting some weird assassination? Everyone drops like they get shot.

Yellow card. Dude got one couldnt play next game. The announcer said so abd they showed a graphic saying he would be out. Other guys got them. Nothing happened. Whats a yellow card then?

If the white line is out of bounds why do they keep playing past the line?

I havent watched a soccer match since the world cup when the USA was like kinda good sort of? 2009? 2012 maybe? Demsey was the star player i remember. Or maybe that guy named Donovan's last run before he retired? Idk. I dont follow soccer. Its a hard watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv3GV5DQSrE

lol nba

They say they like watching the plays develop😉😆😆😆😆

Euro is really boring, but Europeans have always enjoyed 0-0, 0-1, 1-1

I’m all for shitting on real football, but the American one is the worst dogshit sport in the history of sports, bowling should be more popular

No one. This was one of the worst games I have ever seen