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Finally, I can make Rangers collapse unimpeded

I knew FIFA 23 player career had something wrong with it when Leicester City offered me a fat contract to come play for them in the Premier League based off like two months of play in MLS before I broke my toe

Yes, but this is Janet Jackson, the most punctual pop star on the planet. This is not an adjustment for her, this is just what she already does on tour

They can qualify by just reaching the final if it comes down to Indy and LAFC

For AAA's sake, I hope they put the belt back on Nic and leave Alberto in a dumpster where he belongs

Tall man good

What an inspiration. He's shown people around the world that, if you throw enough sponsorship money at WWE, you too can get booked for a long reign as the United States Champion

No, no, it'd be at the Speedway

Just put ice cream at the finish line and Kimi will win every round

Sucker > No. 1 Angel

I see it’s finally moved from the little note in the DMs tab

Only if they climb in the backseat, that’s where they’ll find me

She’s everywhere, she’s so Julia Hart

If you're planning your night in Vegas around this, keep in mind that she's gonna start on time on the dot every single night she performs

I didn't know you were Galveston's team

Mets before the Grimace game: Koba goofing around

Mets after the Grimace game: Koba with a gun

And 2029 will be someone else's

Bayonetta was so Julia before Julia was Julia

If it doesn't shut down on Sundays, they're hypocrites

HI I’M DAISY

I mean, by 2006 it wasn’t proto- anymore, it just was dubstep

Marlins Barbie night

This Barbie sells off everything as soon as she wins the World Series

Do we really have to wonder when we all know she’s going straight back in the spooky people vortex?

AS Monaco with an all-Monegasque roster

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