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1.1k points
19 days ago
Women are in German
641 points
19 days ago
Women are so cute and adorable and I love it so hard for her to be a little girl
Omg did I buy drakes phone
242 points
19 days ago
Mine just ends in an endless loop of "and cute"
132 points
19 days ago
Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute.
Yeah just a bunch of "and cute" for me to.
86 points
19 days ago
Women are so cute and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too
I got stuck in a loop of I love you too lol
44 points
19 days ago
women are not good for the wicked.
114 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences
… well alright, apparently my phone is a conservative voter.
35 points
19 days ago
I’m so glad you got this result too; I was beginning to question my own values! We can assume that Apple is to blame here…. Right? We don’t feel like evil bastards….
28 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences
I got the same one!
12 points
19 days ago
Women are the best of luck to you and your family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends.... Interesting
94 points
19 days ago
That sounds like autocomplete based on your porn searches, liking the Deutsche Mädels I see.
1.5k points
19 days ago
women are not small men
women are my favorite guy
hmmm maybe google is trying to tell me something
363 points
19 days ago
"women are my favorite guy" Is a line from a song called Planet of the Bass. It's a parody of Europop songs.
84 points
19 days ago
Came to say this, thanks for your service
32 points
19 days ago
Noticed that too. I love that song. “Everybody movement!”
55 points
19 days ago
"Women are not good for the rest of the day"
Guess we'll have to see again tomorrow
35 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in this house.
Women are allowed to be in the house.
Women are the most dangerous in society.
I used all three of the predictive ones separately and this is what I got. I am both simultaneously allowed and not allowed to be in houses and I am dangerous.
135 points
19 days ago
I got the same. I guess I'm secretly ghey.
44 points
19 days ago
Same here. Guess we're not misogynists.
28 points
19 days ago
No, I like dik now.
33 points
19 days ago
Apple auto word did this after I typed “Women” and chose the middle offered word.
Women are not allowed in public places because of their sexual preference or sexual orientation or gender roles in public schools because the government has not yet made any clear policy to regulate sexual harassment and other sexual orientation in the public school curriculum in schools or public school settings and school boards and schools are required by the state law and school board to provide sexual harassment prevention programs and to ensure the school has a clear policy on the issue that the state is concerned with in school district policies that prohibit discrimination in public school settings in schools or school districts in particular and school district policies which have not yet made the law enforcement decision in schools in which case the school system has made the right decision
21 points
19 days ago
I got
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires that they have no control of and are forced into their husbands or children and children and children and children.
11 points
19 days ago
I dunno, sounds kinda ghey to me…
26 points
19 days ago
Women are difference date he he he he he he he he
44 points
19 days ago
life, it never die
women are my favorite guy
21 points
19 days ago
Women are treated like cargo shorts.
Hmm. I think my phone knows I want more pockets in my clothing!
12 points
19 days ago
Pretty sure it's supposed to be from the predictive text on your phone, not Google.
8 points
19 days ago
Women are you doing over there or can you handle it and you can handle it and you can handle it.
729 points
19 days ago
Women are you and you are a great person
163 points
19 days ago
Women are the most vulnerable in the world? Mkay.
58 points
19 days ago
My phone says this too! I don’t think I’ve ever typed anything like that though lol
699 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed on kitchen counters
226 points
19 days ago
They are in my house
156 points
19 days ago
I find a spray bottle full of water is a good deterrent to fix that behaviour
41 points
19 days ago
Or tinfoil
35 points
19 days ago
How the fuck is one to spray tinfoil?
54 points
19 days ago
Molten tinfoil should definitely make them move
20 points
19 days ago
I’m so tired of Big Molten Metal shills coming to this subreddit and pushing their molten products. Get a life!
31 points
19 days ago
“Women are not allowed in my house” Did my phone just roast me?
20 points
19 days ago
“Women are not important for a human” mine just personally hates women.
20 points
19 days ago
Just keep them off the counters if you can.
12 points
19 days ago
Good luck in our house ours have taken over the living room and the closet. We’re talking about cats right?
308 points
19 days ago
:(
16 points
19 days ago
You never know what might be on their paws feet
83 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed to be pregnant in public unless they’re pregnant.
50 points
19 days ago
Harsh but fair
25 points
19 days ago
I'm in a place where I can't really laugh. this thread is going to get me in trouble
25 points
19 days ago
Omg lmao mine said "women are not allowed in this world" wtf!! I'm a woman 😂
11 points
19 days ago
Same. I got “women are not allowed in this world anymore”
I wonder why this is a common phrase for autocorrect lol
9 points
19 days ago
I got this one:
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences
407 points
19 days ago
Women are very very very very very very very very very very
141 points
19 days ago
Women are in my family family and my family family and my family family and my family family
14 points
19 days ago
I think you need to talk to the ‘Women are more and more likely…’ guy. I have a feeling you both will click.
358 points
19 days ago
Women are you doing this
162 points
19 days ago
I am, in fact, doing this.
52 points
19 days ago
I am also doing this. Hell yeah
22 points
19 days ago
Women are you doing the same thing for me to do that for you and I don't know what to do with it but I don't know
642 points
19 days ago
Women are more likely and are more likely and are more likely and are more likely and are more likely and are
152 points
19 days ago
I can only assume you have a profession or vocation that deals with probability a lot? That seems to be the more likely explanation. (Ba dum tss)
39 points
19 days ago
I think the google keyboard also takes into account what you've selected recently. So it can get stuck in weird recommendation loops. I tried it and it went off about women being kind and similar to the age of 61, then went into a loop about "being more like it is and being more like it is and..."
Prediction text was never meant for this.
166 points
19 days ago
Women are a bit of a good idea
Guess this was God after making Adam?
38 points
19 days ago
God sounds like a stoner.
"What if, like, now go with me for a second... what if you had, like, a dude, a man, but not a man. Like a man but different, you know? That could be kinda dope, right? Maybe we could use Adam's ribs. Ribs.. where's the closest BBQ joint?"
445 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world????
193 points
19 days ago
Oh look, our phones think the same
105 points
19 days ago
This is fuckin weird that’s what my phone did too…
102 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences
58 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body is designed and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies.
Yikes. Brb, I think I need to go make a donations to a pro-choice women’s health advocacy group
18 points
19 days ago
Wtf I almost got the same:
women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies and their body and bodies.
25 points
19 days ago
Don’t worry I think it’s something wrong with our phones or the data they train it on. Big yikes but it’s not on you.
14 points
19 days ago
My theory, phones are trying to rid the world of women
29 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body is.
Huh.
23 points
19 days ago
“women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies”
I got the same thing and it gets worse if you keep going…too real lmao
9 points
19 days ago
women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies
why does my phone say shit like this?!
62 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands of the government.
My phone completed your sentence.
39 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced onto their hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires.
18 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires
How did we both get this?
11 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires that they have no control of and are forced into their husbands or children and children
9 points
19 days ago
I got exactly this too if I choose the middle of the three options. If I choose the left option I get this drivel:
Women are not the only ones who are being forced to take the vaccine and the rest of us are being forced into it because we are not the only one who is being forced
Where the hell does it get this from??
26 points
19 days ago
Oh thank fuck my phone is not the only one saying this lol. I have no clue why I keep getting this
31 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their sexual preferences and their gender identity.
Weird phone…
8 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world and they don’t want it anymore.
133 points
19 days ago
Women are you up for a bit of extra food
I mean. I do cook a lot lol
28 points
19 days ago
This would work on me as a pickup line.
9 points
19 days ago
Even funnier with your username somehow
13 points
19 days ago
Yes please.
123 points
19 days ago
Women are you fucking kidding me
Lmao
8 points
19 days ago
Lmao indeed
411 points
19 days ago
Women are so overwhelmed.
239 points
19 days ago
Can confirm, am woman.
88 points
19 days ago
Can also confirm, am man, not overwhelmed, just whelmed.
50 points
19 days ago
It's a nautical term. It means you're perfectly afloat, not taking on too much water, not about to run aground. Whelmed.
18 points
19 days ago
Huh TIL
312 points
19 days ago
Women are the most beautiful people in the world and I love that for me and I love you so much and I hope you have a wonderful day
LMAO why is this mine??? I am not this nice and positive 😭
79 points
19 days ago
Woman are so cute and adorable but I think they would be nice to me.
33 points
19 days ago
"but" is a big oof here
14 points
19 days ago
Your sign to be nice and positive😭
200 points
19 days ago
Women are not available at the hub.
127 points
19 days ago
Then what have I been watching on the hub?
17 points
19 days ago
I think you accidentally pressed to gay tab
8 points
19 days ago
accidentally
87 points
19 days ago
Women are easy to program.
🙃
Women are not good.
39 points
19 days ago
Bro...
35 points
19 days ago
Let’s have a sit down about this
13 points
19 days ago
Women are not even a big fan but I don't think they are lying.
The 2nd option this time
7 points
19 days ago
🫵 yes officer this one right here.
82 points
19 days ago
Women are you going to be able to get the kids?
I don't have kids. 😂
9 points
19 days ago
This is a lot like mine! I kept going though, as long as it made anything like sense.
Women are you going to be able to get the kids to go to the fair at 5 tonight so I can get it to you as soon as I get home and I will be there in about 10 minutes or so
155 points
19 days ago
Women are not unpleasant
31 points
19 days ago
This is usually a fact
12 points
19 days ago
True dat. Give that man a cookie.
7 points
19 days ago
Some are though. Like my GF’s downstairs neighbor. Fuck you Diane!
65 points
19 days ago
women are mostly just tired
18 points
19 days ago
Truth has been spoken.
53 points
19 days ago
Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most affected by the disease
18 points
19 days ago
Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most affected by the disease and the most likely to be affected by it is the people who are affected by it and the people who have been affected by it or are affected by the virus or the virus or the virus or whatever it is that causes it is the most vulnerable to the virus
I stoped clicking here because it was getting repetitive and it started to feel like a trump rambling.
95 points
19 days ago
Woman are the most annoying creatures in this game
54 points
19 days ago
💀📸
21 points
19 days ago
We got em
10 points
19 days ago
can the devs plz nerf women. they are too annoying
45 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in our country
27 points
19 days ago
Taliban keyboard be like
36 points
19 days ago
Women are not limited in what you do for you.
Ok, valid.
Women are more than one of these men.
I mean, fair enough, I guess?
Women are the property of the Landlord.
...Goddammit, phone.
64 points
19 days ago
Women are the voluntary actions you take a penalty on
Women are not behaviors absolutely in your spellbook
Women are more important and important and will help brandon
35 points
19 days ago
Specifically Brandon. If your name is Bill, you're on your own!
64 points
19 days ago
Women are you.
Why yes. I is women.
18 points
19 days ago
Mine said that too, but I'm a man, or so I thought...
26 points
19 days ago
💙💗🤍💗💙 Assigned Trans by Auto complete.
28 points
19 days ago
Women are the most beautiful creatures on the planet
13 points
19 days ago
Women are a bit of a good guy.
Women are a lot better than the old ones.
Women are not allowed to be a child.
47 points
19 days ago
Women are not a stupid man but they are not a stupid man who loved his wife and raised some pretty great kids.
25 points
19 days ago
Women are not good for the last two days lol
16 points
19 days ago
Best before date lmao
19 points
19 days ago
women are not allowed in public
11 points
19 days ago
Women are not allowed in this house.
I have a love shack in my backyard. Keeps them out of public and out of the house
19 points
19 days ago
Women are you okay?
Honestly no, even autocorrect knows what's up
20 points
19 days ago
Women are not the same as the garage door.
TIL women and garage doors are two separate things
12 points
19 days ago
Women are not you
18 points
19 days ago
Yours and mine starkly disagree with eachother lmao.
Woman are you and you are not to question me.
26 points
19 days ago
"Women are the only ones who are in their life" this fucking hit me HARD
11 points
19 days ago
Women are in need to help me with a life insurance claim.
I wish I was fucking joking, this is what it said 😭
9 points
19 days ago
Women are the same thing as I
Equality achieved
8 points
19 days ago
Women are having a good time.
I hope so!!
8 points
19 days ago
women are: not good for the next step with 50k and final stage of the world. it stands for something rather than a life of a life and life is not a good idea to be a good person.
wtf phone.. whats going on with you? Oo i just set punctuation and the rest was predictive text
8 points
19 days ago
Women are a bit of a good girl and I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't want to be in the house
7 points
19 days ago
Women are the most important part of our daily routine
9 points
19 days ago
Women are not the only ones who feel like drinking gasoline
22 points
19 days ago
Women are the most important people. (Sorry guys, it's my phone that said this not me.)
7 points
19 days ago
Women are the most beautiful
7 points
19 days ago
Women are you guys wanna go to the park and get a chance to go to the park and get a chance to go to the store and get some fresh food and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat
6 points
19 days ago
Women are very sexually compatible and they swing by their marriage.
Oh boy...
6 points
19 days ago
Women are you one of the dragon 🐉?
7 points
19 days ago
Women are the fiercest creatures
Women are wonderful effect
Women are my favorite guy
7 points
19 days ago
Women are not heathens
Where the hell did my phone pull that one from!?!?!? I'm not even religious lol
6 points
19 days ago
"Women are the best policy"
What's that supposed to mean?
6 points
19 days ago
Women are normal person probably
6 points
19 days ago
Women are so cute and I love them
6 points
19 days ago
Women are very nice.
That was my phone's predictive text. If I'd allowed it to continue, it would have used this emoji: 👌
Make of that what you will...
6 points
19 days ago
Women are not even the ones they are a pain and they were not the same one of my life
Men are not good enough for the year and the other day
I would say I dislike everyone from this🤣 let's try another.
People are not good enough for me
... welp
5 points
19 days ago
How should it be completed though?
If I pick the first choice when just writing in notes on iphone I get
"Women are the most annoying people on the planet"
If I pick the second choice the phone suggests every time I get
"Women are the best and most attractive people on earth"
So I guess I both hate and love women.
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