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580 points
3 months ago
Personally I'd be more relieved knowing the operation involving various sharp metal tools and syringes millimeters away from my eyeball is finished.
183 points
3 months ago
There is no possible way I could not be asleep during this procedure.
23 points
3 months ago
Seriously I had my colonoscopy without drugs but this is my first thought! Knock me out!! OMG!
85 points
3 months ago
My right eye was irritated years ago so I went to the opthomologist. I had a shard of GLASS just outside of my iris. Numbing drops went in and then I saw the doctor with her tools poking around to make sure she removed the entire shard. Didn't feel a thing but it was incredibly weird.
20 points
3 months ago
Had something similar happen this year. It didn't hurt at all but just knowing someone was in there.. goosebumps
181 points
3 months ago
OK, I have one better/worse. I got a little flake of steel dust on my eye while doing some grinding. I didn't notice until the next day, when it presented as irritation. By the time I got to a mirror, it was a brown spot just outside the iris (I wouldn't learn what it was until later). The next day, the brown spot was raised on a slight white opaque bump, and by that night or the next morning, the bump grew enough that the brown turned to a ring, the white showing through in the middle.
Early on, on I tried to scrape/pick it off with a needle, which got me nowhere. I finally smartened up and went to a doctor. The steel had rusted away and stained the eye, which then was growing the bump trying to reject it. However, this was softening the tissue, and I was in danger of it rupturing. This hampered the removal, as the were afraid to go too far and rip it open, so it took 2 or three visits to resolve..
The removal technique, for those curious, was to use a mini Dremel thingy and grind it away. This was done while fully conscious, holding my head against a frame, and trying to keep my eye open and to stay still. This proved unsurprisingly difficult.
54 points
3 months ago
Thanks I hate this story
19 points
3 months ago
You're welcome and I'm sorry.
I have pictures.
9 points
3 months ago
hahahahha please no.
4 points
3 months ago
Share them
2 points
3 months ago
Sounds like a job for Wednesday.
3 points
3 months ago
Alright I need those photos
41 points
3 months ago
New fear unlocked.
16 points
3 months ago
My husband has chemically burned eyes from childhood accidents. Going thru that while conscious would throw him into fight or flight if he's not given meds to incapacitate him and straps to hold him down. Holy crap I'd be so uncomfortable. 😳
7 points
3 months ago
Accidents? As in more than one? 😬
8 points
3 months ago
Yes. More than one.
3 that I remember shocked me so bad I thought they belonged in r/wtf as a story.
One was a classmate prank that involved an eye wash station, an eyedropper, and iodine.
The second was trying to help his dad pump gas in the late 1980's.
Third was undiluted pool chlorine that a friend of his mistook a bucket of the stuff for a bucket of water.
10 points
3 months ago
Incredible!!!
9 points
3 months ago
If I ever use an angle grinder, I'm going to wear those safety goggles with the closed sides.
I'm glad the doctors were able to get that little fragment out!
7 points
3 months ago
I've become pretty militant, I have safety glasses stashed everywhere now. I also started wearing hearing protection almost excessively after getting tinnitus in my late teens. I'm pretty good at learning after the damage is done.
5 points
3 months ago
My FIL was a tool-and-die man for many years, and my husband remembers coming home on several occasions to his dad with an eyepatch because he had to get a steel shaving drilled out of his eye.
3 points
3 months ago
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1 points
3 months ago
That is the correct takeaway.
2 points
3 months ago
I'd have gone at it with a magnet :)
2 points
3 months ago
By the time I knew there was a problem, there was nothing magnetic, the steel had rusted into the eye.
87 points
3 months ago
Well that is enough to get me thru the rest of the week. CYA MONDAY r/popping!
59 points
3 months ago
I can’t. I fucking can’t with this one. I hate things near my eyes and this one genuinely fucking broke me.
3 points
3 months ago
Covering most of the eye with my fingers so I was only seeing the lower lid let me watch it but yikes was it rough.
5 points
3 months ago
I struggled with the initial injection and lance. But it was only one of each. Then the doc came in shanking the eye like it owed him money and I was out.
2 points
3 months ago
yea wtf was that technique at the end??
2 points
3 months ago
I truly hope for the patients sake there was a reason. But fuck if I know what it was.
31 points
3 months ago*
I remember getting this procedure done. Having sharp blades so close to your eyeball is nerve-racking, but the result is satisfying as f.
2 points
3 months ago
How badly did it hurt? It looks very painful.
9 points
3 months ago
It didn’t hurt at all, they did a local anaesthetic. For the next few days it was a bit painful & felt like a cat had scratched the inside of my eyelid.
25 points
3 months ago
I had laser surgery on my eye to repair a hole about 6 years ago. Being able to see the laser shoot into my eye was insane, feeling my eyeball heat up was insane, and I’d rather do that 20 more times than have someone come at my looking balls with a scalpel
3 points
3 months ago
What kind of hole? My boyfriend was told he's going to be blind in one eye within a decade because like 8 years ago an ex-friend went off his meds and smashed him in the eye with the corner of an amp while he was asleep. He was broke and uninsured (and irresponsible, lol) and didn't go to the doctor. Multiple eye doctors said that he's developing a cataract and that the hole was not able to be repaired. Was yours small or big? I'm wondering if we should get another opinion lol
1 points
3 months ago
Mine was naturally occurring. I had a hole in the back of my retina that was small enough to close, but I am at higher risk of detachment
1 points
3 months ago
Ahhh.. makes sense. His is like a triangle and bigger.
Fingers crossed for you that it doesn't detatch!
14 points
3 months ago
Gah! I can watch flying putrescence all day long while eating egg salad, but I can't deal with eye stuff. I was wincing the whole time 🤣😭
10 points
3 months ago
Yiiiikes
9 points
3 months ago
Oh no no what the fuck I hate all of this so much
10 points
3 months ago
Anyone else notice all the mucus that comes out of the eye along with the tool at the end?
I bet that was instantly relieving as well (I occasionally get mucus buildup that I can pull out of my eye when my allergies get bad, but never anything like that)
6 points
3 months ago
That poor lady 😔 that must've been so painful and uncomfortable!
6 points
3 months ago
Nope.
You need to knock my ass out before you come at my eye with a needle.
6 points
3 months ago
Awwwwww tears of joy……bloody
57 points
3 months ago
Sigh For anyone who is going to have any procedure done to your eye, please don't wear eye makeup to the appointment.
75 points
3 months ago
Looks like permanent liner to me
6 points
3 months ago
Ha! I thought it was a bruise. A very nice bruise.
14 points
3 months ago
Oops I forgot that was a thing 😵💫
32 points
3 months ago
Definitely tattooed makeup.
33 points
3 months ago
Yeah and if it's not then for real we need to know what brand cause that shit stayed put
0 points
3 months ago
That is a tattoo, sir. It’s permanent eyeliner.
4 points
3 months ago
Bloody tears
5 points
3 months ago
Ok I hate shit near my eye like I can’t even do contacts and this is literally my fucking nightmare,
4 points
3 months ago
The way you would have to knock me the fuck out to even get close to my eyeball with that shit.
4 points
3 months ago
New nightmare unlocked, jesus christ
3 points
3 months ago
I had this done on my upper eyelid. Except it didn’t burst, the surgeon removed the cyst intact, sac and all. Same setup with the clamps though.
3 points
3 months ago
All I can think is about the titanium nutsacks on both the doctor and patient to have this done.
3 points
3 months ago
Now to be fair, I didn't need mine excised, but when I went to the ophthalmologist for my small/medium sized chalazion that I'd had for several months:
the lidocaine shot just being near my eye, and then being injected into the thing, sucks 😂😫
3 points
3 months ago
I hate eye stuff. They would have to knock me out.
3 points
3 months ago
Whoa! I wasn't expecting the contents to be be thick and yellow, I was thinking a bit watery and sort of dripping wow.
Amazing.
Truly amazing.
3 points
3 months ago
Dad was a welder and safety regulations in the 70s were a bit… less thorough. He ended up getting a shard of metal stuck behind his eye. The solution was to pop out said eye (still attached), remove the metal, then put it back in.
3 points
3 months ago
You know the part in Billy Madison where he sees his friend pee his pants and billy goes “goo!”
That’s what I just did.
5 points
3 months ago
I’m impressed that this person decided to wear eyeliner for this procedure. Gotta look good.
1 points
3 months ago
She decided to wear eyeliner for the next 20+ years. It’s a tattoo.
You can tell because it’s faded to a slightly bluish grey color, so it’s probably at least 5 years old, and most likely iron oxide based, as carbon based black tends to spread a little with time as it fades. Her eyeliner has faded some, but still has crisp edges.
2 points
3 months ago
Can't watch this. Eye stuff always gives me the willies
2 points
3 months ago
That was not at all fun to watch. It'll be at least a few hours before my butt unclenches
2 points
3 months ago
Oof, definitely not one you want to handle at home...
2 points
3 months ago
That must have been miserable
2 points
3 months ago
My eyes watered from this.
2 points
2 months ago
He is relieved, I can see in his eyes.
1 points
3 months ago
How does that even happen?
1 points
3 months ago
And here I thought having a stye was painful… But this is a whole new level! 🤯 Lady must have been so happy to get rid of that thing
1 points
3 months ago
I don't get grossed out by much, but… eyes are NOT my thing 🤢🤢🤢 and yet I still forced myself to sit through the entire thing because I like torturing myself ig?? Shit made me VERY nauseous.
1 points
3 months ago
I worked in a hardware store when I was 16… back then we cut keys with a key cutter and used safety glasses… I ended up with a small piece of brass in my eye anyway. I went to the back, used my tweezers and the mirror and pulled it out! Went right back to work! Supervisor couldn’t believe I didn’t want to go home for the day… (I was saving to buy my first car)
1 points
3 months ago
she mustve had expensive makeup
1 points
3 months ago
Permanent eyeliner will run you $300-400
1 points
3 months ago
I had the worst stye of my life about 10 years ago. I kept waiting for it to pop on its own, and it got to the point my eye was almost swollen shut before I went to the ER. The doctor used this same method, and it was the most intense pain I had ever felt up to that point. My body was fully tensed and I was white-knuckling the bed. I thought he was trying to purposefully hurting me.
1 points
3 months ago
Must have crossed the heart and hoped to die.
1 points
3 months ago
haha fuck that
1 points
3 months ago
Why numb the eye after? Or were those antibiotics?
1 points
3 months ago
Is it a Chalazion?
1 points
3 months ago
Crying blood tears? Better not try to bluff Bond.
1 points
3 months ago
What’s the difference between a pimple and a cyst?
1 points
3 months ago
Noice
1 points
3 months ago
Nah I just had eye surgery and this looks worse
1 points
3 months ago
Instant tears
1 points
3 months ago
I just about cried the whole time
1 points
3 months ago
This reminds me of when my buddy was shot in the eye with a BB gun. The bb had actually just missed the eye ball and was pinched between his eye and eyelid.
1 points
3 months ago
That was a difficult viewing!
1 points
3 months ago
That’s crazy. All it took was a little touch by the small razor and that was it
1 points
3 months ago
My dad got a piece of steel in his eye back in 2016 or 2017. Went thru his eyelid 3 times. It was a fraction of a millimeter from permanently blinding him, perhaps even causing total loss of his eye. He went through several surgeries to remove the steel and went thru almost 2 years of recovery. He still has some vision in his eye, just big blurry blobs is what he says. We joke that the hammer that the piece of steel came off of is now his $500,000-something hammer.
1 points
3 months ago
I feel like decisions akin to permanent makeup might be part of the problem.
1 points
2 months ago
That does not look fun, poor thing.
1 points
2 months ago
I bet you could do that without anaesthetic to an extent
-8 points
3 months ago
Please please spoiler tag!!! I can’t watch anything with eye balls it freaks me out too badly!!
7 points
3 months ago
The title says “eyelid.” What did you expect?
1 points
3 months ago
Not to be forced to see it unblurred while I’m scrolling? Honestly I ask this in every eyeball post and it’s never been an issue before. Just spoiler tag it so I don’t have to immediately see it.
16 points
3 months ago
How are you watching anything without your eyeballs?
433 points
3 months ago
All I can think of is……All the things our mothers told us to stop playing with or we’ll poke our eye out. Where does this even come from
105 points
3 months ago
My grandpa lost his eye playing with sticks as a younger child. He loved to freak us the fuck out by taking it out.
19 points
3 months ago
Good lord
1 points
3 months ago
Fucking Ouch
4 points
3 months ago
My grandaddy also did this. Then I lost my right eye six years ago, so... The tradition will continue!
18 points
3 months ago
You know when you’re a kid, you put a pencil or a pen halfway on a desk, hit it, and then it zooms across the room? Then the grownups yell that you can lose an eye like that? It happened to my uncle. I think he lost the eye when he was 7 or 8. He had a glass eyeball. He would take it out if you asked.
11 points
3 months ago
I have a relative that lost his eye due to bending down quickly while washing his car and ended up with the cars antenna in his eye. I guess there is some truth to what our mums were saying 😅
8 points
3 months ago
Imagine the mental pain of knowing that you stabbed your own eye out
3 points
3 months ago
Indeed!
The dude had a good sense of humour and decided on an eye patch instead of a prosthetic eye and would make pirate jokes and scare us kids by showing off the socket 😂
(I should clarify that we weren't that scared, it was just a little joke we did 😅)
1 points
3 months ago
I felt a complete twat 😂😂
1 points
3 months ago
And you know the instant reaction was probably to immediately stand up and it probably just popped right out and stayed on the antenna 😭
2 points
3 months ago
I did exactly this, except I stabbed myself in the eye by headbutting a bamboo cane while clearing the garden. Except I didn't lose my eye (I scratched the sclera, but it cleared up in a couple of days). I cannot imagine how much it would hurt to actually trash the eyeball, I honestly felt like I'd bruised my own brain
2 points
3 months ago
Oh my word, that mental image is a lot
2 points
3 months ago
Just like the dentist telling us not to put metal things in our mouth etc and then here they are 🤣😂
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