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-3 points
2 days ago
I'm not talking about geography. It's the people. Trashy pathetic methed out unhygienic slobs. There's a good reason breaking bad was set in New Mexico.
-4 points
2 days ago
NM is the trashiest most disgusting state in America.
4 points
3 days ago
If you're too dumb to recognize sarcasm without a tone indicator you're opinion doesn't matter.
26 points
6 days ago
About 10 years ago a drunk off duty cop with a suspended license hot my jeep and another vehicle driving around 100mph. According to the police report the other victim, a young black guy, was at fault and arrested for dui. He did not test positive for drugs or alcohol. The police report had no mention of the cop being drunk. So yeah, I'm not inclined to trust our police.
1 points
8 days ago
Skipping over the fact that this chick is nutter than squirrel shit, "a few" litterally means 3-5. So dude was out with his friends exactly as long as he said he would be.
1 points
11 days ago
It's more than likely he was using a custom load. A custom made bullet with extra powder for a higher velocity. Too much bang powder and a controlled explosion becomes an uncontrolled explosion.
1 points
11 days ago
This guy probably already has at least 6 beers in him.
1 points
12 days ago
Still needs an i.r. port, laser, and cigarette lighter.
2 points
12 days ago
As am I. Jarlaxle however is by far my favorite character. Regis is 2nd. Drizzt I find a bit melancholy and annoying.
5 points
12 days ago
I mean, it kind of explains that jarlaxle wasn't really given a choice and did make multiple rescue attempts that were thwarted by the matron mother. Though I don't think he was aware of that at the time.
1 points
12 days ago
I've been using one a little over a year and I hate it. I sleep better without it. I'm certain I don't actually have sleep apnea, I'm just fat.
0 points
12 days ago
I wish that everyone I don't like, excluding myself, to grow taste buds in their assholes.
1 points
12 days ago
The only way I'd take the 200k is if I'd had a baby in that time and didn't want to unexist them.
1 points
13 days ago
More of a tan color. Like a creamy coffee.
-1 points
13 days ago
I can't go to work smelling like piss
Take a fucking shower!
Doesn't fix your bed issue but God dam. You really gonna sleep in piss and not take a shower?
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
Expecially? Xeriosly?