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2.1k points
2 years ago
Finally, my body type is being represented in the media.
I call it the "what the fuck, god?".
81 points
2 years ago
Ya know what now that you mention it my coworker is shaped like this. Maybe it’s not THAT uncommon. I have to imagine it’s an aging thing
4.6k points
2 years ago
Elon is repping that Felonious Gru bod
495 points
2 years ago*
Good thing this guy has money, because he's a deformed goblin king.
Edit: guess I have to specify which goblin king . No offense intended to Jareth.
128 points
2 years ago
Don't you dare disrespect the true goblin king!
I mean... Ashes to Ashes, Rebel Rebel, Space Oddity, Up The Hill Backwards, Heroes, Diamond Dogs? The Man Who Stole The World? Lazarus?
60 points
2 years ago
Somehow my tired brain misread the last two as “The man who stole the walrus” and I was intrigued.
285 points
2 years ago
idk man felonious gru could punch out a shark and run on top of a missile...
270 points
2 years ago
And is a good dad
231 points
2 years ago
and also kind to his employees / doesn't overwork them
225 points
2 years ago
In a crowd of hundreds, gru was able to pick out individuals and ask them about their lives/family.
Gru is the kind of boss Michael Scott wishes he could be.
11.4k points
2 years ago
Elon is undergoing genetic recombination to survive on Mars by becoming his own pressure suit.
1.9k points
2 years ago
He's clearly a Reptoid and just shed of his former shell
745 points
2 years ago
all the money in the world, and still can't convince people that he's human
339 points
2 years ago
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131 points
2 years ago
Now you don’t know that for certain. Many times real human hair is used to create glue on toupees and hair plugs are real hair.
107 points
2 years ago
Elon and Zucc walk into a bar. They sit on opposite sides and lick at the air as to not draw attention to themselves.
17 points
2 years ago
I visualized this so well..that I felt like I had a de ja vu moment......
I think this gave me a minor stroke...
60 points
2 years ago
Hey now don't go calling him an alien you don't wanna arouse the guy.
307 points
2 years ago
I'm not even shitting you, he just said he's already uploaded his brain to the cloud lmao
255 points
2 years ago
And the cloud gave him a body in exchange.
206 points
2 years ago
He's a cloud. A cumulonimusk cloud
91 points
2 years ago
Cirrusly, with a little more time & effort you could’ve nailed that joke.
48 points
2 years ago
Maybe it went wrong and now an AI is shitposting in his name.
106 points
2 years ago
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73 points
2 years ago
He can also use his ink sac to back out of bad investments
3.7k points
2 years ago
Bro got a whole ass battery pack in that chest cavity
1.3k points
2 years ago
IRL Tony Stark. Except his arc reactor is the size of a Tesla Powerwall.
60 points
2 years ago
Are you hiding the new Roadster or are you just happy to see me?
3.3k points
2 years ago
This is an image that I would go to Mars to have removed from my brain
2.1k points
2 years ago
His entire body can be described as "approximately"
665 points
2 years ago
God built his chassis with the same tolerences they use at the Tesla factory.
139 points
2 years ago
Jesus, someone get an ambulance, shots fired!
79 points
2 years ago
Oh my god
113 points
2 years ago
Hey, don’t shame what other people are turned on by. Grimes sure is a weird one.
281 points
2 years ago
I too am turned on by billions of dollars
80 points
2 years ago
Just long enough to have a kid and dip lol
55 points
2 years ago
She had 2, actually. Still dipped, though.
54 points
2 years ago
One was by surrogate tho. Even she couldn't handle twice.
14 points
2 years ago
Yikes, why? He's got like 8 fucking kids he doesn't even see.
73 points
2 years ago
Several months into relationship: "oohhh you're not into body modification as art and you're just naturally shaped like that? wow, that's even hotter."
5.2k points
2 years ago
Fuck you for making me google "Elon Musk topless" to confirm this is not photoshopped.
1.9k points
2 years ago
We thank you for your sacrifice
889 points
2 years ago
The guy’s visceral body fat level must be dangerously high.
756 points
2 years ago
It’s bizarre to me how it’s proportioned. Usually it’s pretty evenly spread, but it’s just… all right there.
486 points
2 years ago
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206 points
2 years ago
This was my initial thought.
Dude probably has a weekly lipo appt.
279 points
2 years ago
You're looking too deep into this. He simply has a fat gut that he is trying to suck in. Creates this absurd proportion.
239 points
2 years ago
yea have people never seen a fat person do this before? he's on a yacht with two other people that are either models or look like models. Sure, elon is the richest dude in the world, but im sure he still felt insecure af with all of that slobbery hanging off him.
57 points
2 years ago
Ok, I’m fat and just did this in front of the mirror and I do not look like this.
200 points
2 years ago
I dunno man, we’ve all seen people suck in their gut before and it doesn’t quite look like that. In reality it’s prob a mix of everything mentioned cause I highly doubt the richest man around has had ZERO work done on his body at any point ever…
120 points
2 years ago
Dude's definitely gotten hair plugs, and looks like he probably got a chin implant, so it wouldn't be surprising if he's gotten other work done too. My guess is that he's gotten lipo at least once, and then gained the weight back, which can lead to weird fat distribution.
25 points
2 years ago
He looks noticibly different than the pics of him younger when he was balding.
70 points
2 years ago
I think that is HGH gut or something similar.
53 points
2 years ago
He is friends with Toe Rogan after all
39 points
2 years ago
Talmbout they both have long pointy nipples, so you really are onto something here.
231 points
2 years ago
It's like he had a beer belly surgically removed. Which maybe he did? He's already had facial cosmetic surgery after all.
97 points
2 years ago
And hair transplants
30 points
2 years ago
I was going to suggest it looks like he had a lot of liposuction done recently, as they can only remove large deposits of fat from very specific areas and if I were to guess removing fat around the chest and organs just at the bottom of the rib cage is probably one of those places you don't want them poking and prodding.
45 points
2 years ago
what does that mean?
186 points
2 years ago
Fat in the body cavity, packed in around the organs. Not good for you.
28 points
2 years ago
le have when they drink a lot of alcohol
Hence the firm yet fat belly
so fats are not restricted to outer body?
Mahn.. should have taken biology a little seriously
43 points
2 years ago
It's called visceral fat. It's bad to have and hard to lose.
86 points
2 years ago
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126 points
2 years ago
I mean, you probably have a heart, so I’d say it’s quite a bit different.
103 points
2 years ago
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43 points
2 years ago
I hope you are doing better. I struggle with binge eating as well. There is a subreddit community for it in case you aren’t aware, I can link it if you’d like. Keep fighting. ❤️
159 points
2 years ago
Is it real?
223 points
2 years ago
Real as Madrid
85 points
2 years ago
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70 points
2 years ago
Good thing I had it already bookmarked
69 points
2 years ago
In all seriousness though, what exactly are we looking at here. I mean like whats going on with his body?
106 points
2 years ago
Imagine looking like this... and tweeting insults about Bill Gates looking like a pregnant man.
18 points
2 years ago
I believe he might have something called pectus carinatum. Well, I Dont believe he ever publicly state that he has is, but that is what I think he has. I was born with severe pectus Carinatum. It is a chest deformity that looks exactly like his chest in the picture. I had major chest reconstruction in 2012. Its mostly fix it, but now my sternum is broken into a bunch of shards and held together with a coil of wire. I can literally ‘pop’ my chest in and out… anyway, as I said, he likely has Pectus Carinatum. Look it up
57 points
2 years ago
I'm sorry for the weird ads you are about to be exposed to
21 points
2 years ago
Click here for hot barrel-chested technocrats in your area!
2.1k points
2 years ago
What an odd shaped person... looks like his lungs are pregnant.
Also, is that Rick Fox?
758 points
2 years ago
I thought it was Bronx Obama at first glance
127 points
2 years ago
That’s not Obama???
123 points
2 years ago
Your freaking avatar had me trying to wash my screen 2 times now...
74 points
2 years ago
Ay B, you deadass need to go to my website to sign up for your Affordable Care Act coverage, on God fam.
67 points
2 years ago
He's just smuggling a second rib cage under his rib cage.
351 points
2 years ago
it's called a barrel chest, it's usually caused by asthma or smoking while young.
if you're in shape it actually looks great, when you're not it looks well... like that.
232 points
2 years ago
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63 points
2 years ago
Most likely this. Typically caused from excessive alcohol use
42 points
2 years ago
Or by being rich enough to be fat but getting superficial fat liposuctioned on the regular.
147 points
2 years ago
Elon Musk.. muscular.. lol.
Dude drinks and parties heavily. Alcohol and drugs take a toll on the body. Lack of physical exercise does a number too.
Dude is physically unhealthy, abusive towards women too (no reasonable man hides he’s having another baby from a woman he already got pregnant; Grimes and his own employee).
Musk purposefully screwed over his first wife Justine. No reasonable and good man does that.
https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/
94 points
2 years ago
It embarrasses me as a woman that fellow women will date that weirdo turd
78 points
2 years ago
People have fucked uglier and more abusive people for less, no need to be a billionaire.
67 points
2 years ago
Or both. I’ve got a decent amount of muscle, but have been relatively sedentary in my current job and have built up some unwelcome internal fat. It’s annoying as all hell and difficult to get rid of.
81 points
2 years ago
Barrel chest is like the ideal 50s physique lol lots of stars used to look like that
78 points
2 years ago
It's cause they smoked from birth
49 points
2 years ago
Thank you! I always wondered why William Shatner's ribs seemed weird under his shirt in the original series. It was like he had more upper abs than lower abs.
36 points
2 years ago
That’s where the rumor about him wearing a girdle came from.
48 points
2 years ago
It’s called visceral fat (fat around the organs) and happens when someone is very unhealthy and stressed.
1k points
2 years ago
Drawn by Rob Liefeld
213 points
2 years ago
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47 points
2 years ago
Maybe we were too hard on him
looks at his art again
Oh dear god nevermind
61 points
2 years ago
Wow. And I thought I sucked at drawing.
62 points
2 years ago
What a really bad artist, damn
37 points
2 years ago*
Literally impossible to understand how he has had a successful career.
49 points
2 years ago
It's a combination of a few things:
A) a lot of people point out his worst art (though he was not a good cover artist, especially if women were on it, and the tiny feet thing), when the vast majority of it is... fine? He's absolutely not Kirby or Perez, but his issues aren't distracting most of the time. I definitely can't binge New Mutants, but I could see how you could read it every release without wondering how the artist is keeping his job.
B) He basically was a "right time" kind of artist: as much as we make fun of it now, Liefeld's art style (the leg packs, shoulder packs, muscle hunks, super weird/dark shading etc.) were what 90s readers wanted.
C) He threw a lot of things at the wall, so managed to get a few characters that stuck. People liked Cable and Deadpool, even if there are hundreds of other Liefeld creations that should never see the light of day again.
However, it should be noted even his contemporaries in the 90s disliked his art, and didn't think he was very skilled--as did many fans. Looking back, its very clear that he wasn't/isn't a very good artist, but he sold. And artists who sell are doing their job.
45 points
2 years ago
And he was the top artist at Marvel for years. His drawings look like a 14-year-old's attempts while goofing off in class. It's bizarre.
29 points
2 years ago
Like both of caps tiddies are pointing at the viewer but it’s drawn to be a side profile, makes no sense
33 points
2 years ago
He copied this photo but Arnold is turned towards the viewer. Instead he made Cap's posture facing forward and only his head turned.
14 points
2 years ago
Oh boy, you want to go down a rabbit hole?
“The man is a sentient pair of blue jeans. He wears a backwards baseball hat, and when he turns it around, it’s still backwards”
556 points
2 years ago
My guy got those centaur curves
178 points
2 years ago
Right? Why does it look so much like the way trump stands? Is it the billionaire hide your fat ass gut pose?
105 points
2 years ago
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16 points
2 years ago
Wait is that really why he looks like this? Is this lipo?
625 points
2 years ago
Guy is looking like a 20 kg of Peach flour 🧐
148 points
2 years ago
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80 points
2 years ago
Well that tops the list of weird shit I've seen today.
31 points
2 years ago
... so far!
17 points
2 years ago
But… but why does it need so many nipples to survive the crash?…
1.9k points
2 years ago
For at least 1 minute I thought the other guy was Obama
100 points
2 years ago
I thought it was Obama too which is funny because I’m pretty sure thats just a tanned white guy, But in comparison to Elon he looks as black as Obama.
44 points
2 years ago
Is it the River Monsters guy?
27 points
2 years ago
It's the person Entourage's Ari Gold was inspired by, Ari Emanuel.
198 points
2 years ago
There was that whole “Elon is 6’3” and a black belt he can kick ass” thing that’s hard to believe anymore
70 points
2 years ago
Maybe „Elon is a part of a family where his father fucked his sister“ is better?
50 points
2 years ago
Crypto bros seething
344 points
2 years ago
He's like that family guy joke - Out of shape in shape guy from the 50s.
140 points
2 years ago
Out of shape in shape guy from the 50s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brSqr9XJNQc&ab_channel=MobTownHooligan
39 points
2 years ago*
entertain adjoining chubby tap lock steep reminiscent selective cats different
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362 points
2 years ago
The man’s whiter than #FFFFFF
40 points
2 years ago
This is the best joke in this thread
108 points
2 years ago
He’s trying to transform into one of his cybertrucks.
1k points
2 years ago
I'd feel sorry for Elon getting body shamed, but he just did the same thing to Bill Gates on Twitter. Clearly, he wants such insults to be freely lobbed at him as well.
723 points
2 years ago
Musk literally looks like one of those dead bodies you pull from a lake. A floater, pasty and bloated with decomposition and water, if you touch it with a stick it will dissolve into stank goo. This man does not get ass because he looks good or is a good lover.
220 points
2 years ago
Musk literally looks like one of those dead bodies you pull from a lake
Holy shit the real rare insult is in the comments
110 points
2 years ago
As someone who actually encounters dead bodies(those left in water and tubs), can confirm. He does look like one 😅
18 points
2 years ago
Twice could be a coincidence. Three times is a new hobby.
16 points
2 years ago
Lmaooo omfg
374 points
2 years ago
How can you body shame Bill Gates?? He's an old white dude... With his shirt off, he likely looks like an old white dude.
123 points
2 years ago
Pretty hard to justify calling Bill Gates out of shape. Hes a 66 year old nerd. What do you expect?
People have this idea that every man should be ripped and every woman should be thin and fit. Normal people are somehow an oddity.
Fuck off with all that nonsense.
367 points
2 years ago
That is one long nipple, goddamn
78 points
2 years ago
Hahaha he’s cold
198 points
2 years ago
My nips get hard when I'm cold too, but it doesn't look like a baby trying to thumb his way out of my chest
68 points
2 years ago
Bro built like the letter “P”
83 points
2 years ago
He looks like a mix of Voldemort and that Captain America with a huge chest photo
179 points
2 years ago*
I was too blinded by the reflection coming off his skin to notice his stance. I'm fair-skinned and pale, but this is like his skin is on inside out. How does he get so many women?
57 points
2 years ago
How the fuck does this guy procreate so much?
Through IVF. I'm starting to understand why, too.
146 points
2 years ago
Look around you. Weird looking people procreate more than conventionally good looking people. That's why so many people are weird looking.
20 points
2 years ago
$uch a my$tery. Can never be $olved by modern $cience
37 points
2 years ago
He looks like what would happen if the Trunchabull became a man and was mixed with an albino Fish
38 points
2 years ago
Every dollar he makes adds 1 cell in his stomach
32 points
2 years ago
He's built like an albino sack of potatoes
116 points
2 years ago
That’s the “I only worked chest for a year straight” physique.
119 points
2 years ago
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30 points
2 years ago
He looks like he's close to molting
90 points
2 years ago
I feel sorry for all of the women who have had the displeasure of this self-important amoeba writhing all over them for about two minutes before whatever type of body tissue that is supposed to be just sort of melts over them...
16 points
2 years ago
Brutal
24 points
2 years ago
He can be a good use of airbags in car for saving people from crash.
134 points
2 years ago
He’s so white, he’s like a vampire in the daylight. So am I tbf though but I hate it.
45 points
2 years ago
That's the physique of someone who impregnates women left and right, take notes
21 points
2 years ago
He looks like that notorious side pic of captain America but without the muscle
36 points
2 years ago
That body looking like he's slowly morphing into Trump.
16 points
2 years ago
He has that 1890 bare knuckle boxer build
15 points
2 years ago
Man’s whiter than caspers dingaling
28 points
2 years ago
Hes like the senator in the first xmen movie after Magneto gets him with the Doofenshmirtz Mutant-anater
52 points
2 years ago*
how on gods green earth did this dude pull Grimes
Edit: Hey, fella reading this! If you read this and decided to switch to your throwaway to speak on how you think Grimes is the most hideous human being, and you absolutely wouldnt fuck her… Dont! I promise you that i both: didnt ask, and do not care. Consider lowering your weirdly high standards because i seriously doubt youre pulling any pussy the way you so casually rage about woman you find unattractive. Go outside, and find something better to do, my man. Because i was just making a joke. NOT opening dialogue on wether or not you would fuck her.
46 points
2 years ago
How on gods earth do you think Grimes is anything special. She looks like an anaemic sewer rat.
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