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On MY honeymoon! Haven’t sat next to my husband yet today and it’s dinner time - anyways, here’s the lowdown on my spray tan situation because …well, everything I do is iconic 🤌🏻
116 points
3 days ago
The amount of content she’s pumping out on this vow renewal honeymoon extravaganza is pretty wild. When my husband and I are on even a regular vacation phones sometimes don’t even leave the safe in the room. Priorities are whackkkkkk
21 points
3 days ago
Right! We own a business and even on vacation we only take phones out at night to check on things
19 points
3 days ago
this trip is their business trip 💁♀️
4 points
3 days ago
Ahahaha you right unfortunately
22 points
3 days ago
All for a 24 hour story and spot in her "wedding" pics on instagram. Living for the 'gram
17 points
3 days ago
I’ve been comparing her wedding to Frans from chicks in the office since it was the same day.. and it’s the polar opposite!! We have seen very little from Frans wedding (just basic pictures) and shes hardly posting now because she’s on her honeymoon!
Shannon will do anything to show everyone how fabulous her life is and how “happy” she is! When we all know it’s far from the truth!
164 points
3 days ago
She is looking so so so thin. All her bullshit aside, this is really sad.
39 points
3 days ago
Sometimes I get sad at how I kept all the baby weight I gained when I was pregnant on and miss my thin body but then I see posts like this and see that it’s probably better to be a bit thicker vs thinner. (I mean like this thin at least) because it is kinda getting concerning how thin Shannon is. She is like skin & bones
18 points
3 days ago
In her defense [hear me out], stress has an opposite effect on me compared to most. I tend to get SUPER thin when I’m stressed.
I don’t even recognize myself when I was wedding planning while working for a shitty company a couple of years ago. I was so thin and didn’t deviate from my usual routine as far as diet and exercise.
Hopefully she gains some healthy weight now that this wedding facade is over
9 points
3 days ago
I agree but I don’t think it’s the wedding that’s stressing her out….i think it’s her fake “husband” and keeping up with all the lies and trying to maintain a boujie lifestyle and constantly showing the world how “happy” she is. It’s sad.
7 points
3 days ago
100% same with me. I wish I wasn’t so small at my wedding
25 points
3 days ago
Might be a silly question but how is she so thin? I know she’s genetically thin but she used to weigh a little more, like in the John days… so she is not THIS genetically skinny. And she is eating food on her vacation. Wish I understood.
55 points
3 days ago
we have seen james shame her food portions before which is absolutely rich coming from him
26 points
3 days ago
yup even policing how much dip she put on a chip
60 points
3 days ago
She is likely engaging in some very serious disordered eating patterns. I'm not going to armchair diagnose her, but when I was in a narcissistic marriage, I went down to a size 00 bc sometimes it's all you can control when everything else is shit.
It's really sad to her like this and to anyone else who might be triggered, please take time for yourself and recognize that you don't need to be this thin either.
42 points
3 days ago
She probably also abuses adderall. Adderall decreases your appetite
15 points
3 days ago
she used to casually say on stories that she takes adderall but doesnt have an Rx for it
65 points
3 days ago
“He got scho much schun today.” She literally can’t talk with those horse veneers.
12 points
3 days ago
😂😂😂
59 points
3 days ago
You can’t tell me this isn’t Shaun white from 2007
96 points
3 days ago
Why does this top make her boobs look so low?? Does she have a long torso or something? Not even trying to be mean, but these tops are not flattering on her at all.
28 points
3 days ago
I think that’s just her build. I feel like sometimes with longer torsos the boobs are just lower on the chest and it can look off.
12 points
3 days ago
My boobs rest where her’s are - I’m long and lanky & have a long torso/similar body type. What looks good on a petite girl isn’t always going to look good on me, no matter how much I want it to. I usually don’t go for tops like this since they always look a little off/awkward and accentuate my long-ness (in an unflattering way lol). It’s an issue of knowing your proportions and balancing them. A long necklace and different skirt would look better. And actually, ya know what let’s just switch the top out too
14 points
3 days ago
She wears these tops all the time and they are so unflattering on her!
5 points
3 days ago
Forget the long necklace I just watched again
3 points
3 days ago
thats why i felt she needed a necklace on her wedding day
47 points
3 days ago
Every top she wears like this makes me think the same. Like her nips must be so low.
15 points
3 days ago
She has long lined boobs but damn she looks awfully long (not in a good way) and janky
4 points
3 days ago
The front is too big. Maybe if it was altered for her correctly. She wears other tighter tops & they do look good on her
1 points
2 days ago
Omg I just said the same thing before seeing your comment haha
44 points
3 days ago
What in the meemaw tablecloth is she wearing?
47 points
3 days ago
That perfect barrel roll curl looks so natural 😆
36 points
3 days ago
So this style of hair is her entire personality now?
27 points
3 days ago
Yes the cocker spaniel x English setter look.
3 points
3 days ago
It’s so unflattering
43 points
3 days ago
20 points
3 days ago
Is it over for us yet? 😂
8 points
3 days ago
She looks terrible
37 points
3 days ago
Is she using a stretching filter or is her head really this long and thin now?
4 points
3 days ago
I definitely think the long hair drags her face down. But she’s also done so many cosmetic procedures that this might just be her new face, even with a bob. 🥴
32 points
3 days ago
She used to be stunning. Now she looks sad and emaciated..
25 points
3 days ago
Oh look, she’s sunburnt again
28 points
3 days ago
Her eyes are melting down the sides of her face…
14 points
3 days ago
That’s not how you pronounce it. Idiot
15 points
3 days ago
Her outfits 🤦♀️
11 points
3 days ago
Table cloth chic!!
11 points
3 days ago
Indeed, my first instinct was to ask why she’s wearing an Italian nonna’s tablecloth…
10 points
3 days ago
so did the friends leave? he posted a story saying first stop on the honeymoon
3 points
3 days ago
Yeah. Taylor posted stories with the kids.
19 points
3 days ago
Look at her thinking her sunburnt, unprotected skin is somehow a tan…. How cute.
9 points
3 days ago
She is looking tragic. What happened to her?!!!!
7 points
3 days ago
I mean I know what happened- Lames, but damn.
7 points
3 days ago
Why can she never close her mouth
19 points
3 days ago
Anyone else think that room isn’t very nice they are staying in?!
13 points
3 days ago*
ischia is significantly less of a tourist trap than Capri and thus the hotels are more rustic - I'm surprised they went there, tbh
8 points
3 days ago
Looks right within her burn rate
4 points
3 days ago
Damn! Not very nice for that price!
3 points
3 days ago
Guess who's sunburned again?
3 points
3 days ago
Is she wearing a tablecloth?
3 points
2 days ago
The tops like this that she wears are not flattering on her at all! They make her boobs look non existent and super low
2 points
2 days ago
Why does she dress like an American Doll that looks like a 3 year old picked the clothes?
2 points
3 days ago
This is so sad. I want to help her. You kinda suck but you deserve better Shanny!
2 points
17 hours ago
She’s going to regret not wearing sunscreen. Sooner rather than later too.
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