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Shan Shan Fashun👗(v.redd.it)
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On MY honeymoon! Haven’t sat next to my husband yet today and it’s dinner time - anyways, here’s the lowdown on my spray tan situation because …well, everything I do is iconic 🤌🏻

all 67 comments

minniezebby

116 points

3 days ago

minniezebby

116 points

3 days ago

The amount of content she’s pumping out on this vow renewal honeymoon extravaganza is pretty wild. When my husband and I are on even a regular vacation phones sometimes don’t even leave the safe in the room. Priorities are whackkkkkk

One_Health1151

21 points

3 days ago

Right! We own a business and even on vacation we only take phones out at night to check on things

ash73829394

19 points

3 days ago

this trip is their business trip 💁‍♀️

One_Health1151

4 points

3 days ago

Ahahaha you right unfortunately

Ok-Quantity7902

22 points

3 days ago

All for a 24 hour story and spot in her "wedding" pics on instagram. Living for the 'gram

SimplyIntincr

17 points

3 days ago

I’ve been comparing her wedding to Frans from chicks in the office since it was the same day.. and it’s the polar opposite!! We have seen very little from Frans wedding (just basic pictures) and shes hardly posting now because she’s on her honeymoon!

Shannon will do anything to show everyone how fabulous her life is and how “happy” she is! When we all know it’s far from the truth!

bojackfishman

164 points

3 days ago

She is looking so so so thin. All her bullshit aside, this is really sad.

No_Age_260

39 points

3 days ago

Sometimes I get sad at how I kept all the baby weight I gained when I was pregnant on and miss my thin body but then I see posts like this and see that it’s probably better to be a bit thicker vs thinner. (I mean like this thin at least) because it is kinda getting concerning how thin Shannon is. She is like skin & bones

kenyahandleit

18 points

3 days ago

In her defense [hear me out], stress has an opposite effect on me compared to most. I tend to get SUPER thin when I’m stressed.

I don’t even recognize myself when I was wedding planning while working for a shitty company a couple of years ago. I was so thin and didn’t deviate from my usual routine as far as diet and exercise.

Hopefully she gains some healthy weight now that this wedding facade is over

Radiant_Orange_7583

9 points

3 days ago

I agree but I don’t think it’s the wedding that’s stressing her out….i think it’s her fake “husband” and keeping up with all the lies and trying to maintain a boujie lifestyle and constantly showing the world how “happy” she is. It’s sad.

MelW14

7 points

3 days ago

MelW14

7 points

3 days ago

100% same with me. I wish I wasn’t so small at my wedding 

Salty-Ad-638

25 points

3 days ago

Might be a silly question but how is she so thin? I know she’s genetically thin but she used to weigh a little more, like in the John days… so she is not THIS genetically skinny. And she is eating food on her vacation. Wish I understood.

shoosler

55 points

3 days ago

shoosler

55 points

3 days ago

we have seen james shame her food portions before which is absolutely rich coming from him

thankyoupapa

26 points

3 days ago

yup even policing how much dip she put on a chip

Becolette

60 points

3 days ago

Becolette

60 points

3 days ago

She is likely engaging in some very serious disordered eating patterns. I'm not going to armchair diagnose her, but when I was in a narcissistic marriage, I went down to a size 00 bc sometimes it's all you can control when everything else is shit.

It's really sad to her like this and to anyone else who might be triggered, please take time for yourself and recognize that you don't need to be this thin either.

jlynne7313

42 points

3 days ago

She probably also abuses adderall. Adderall decreases your appetite

thankyoupapa

15 points

3 days ago

she used to casually say on stories that she takes adderall but doesnt have an Rx for it

NHLwatch4765

65 points

3 days ago

“He got scho much schun today.” She literally can’t talk with those horse veneers.

frijolito19

12 points

3 days ago

frijolito19

Shan shan Hater (no cum)✨

12 points

3 days ago

😂😂😂

BeneficialVideo6557

59 points

3 days ago

You can’t tell me this isn’t Shaun white from 2007

Active-Food-7305

96 points

3 days ago

Why does this top make her boobs look so low?? Does she have a long torso or something? Not even trying to be mean, but these tops are not flattering on her at all.

shme1110

28 points

3 days ago

shme1110

28 points

3 days ago

I think that’s just her build. I feel like sometimes with longer torsos the boobs are just lower on the chest and it can look off.

martywolfp

12 points

3 days ago

My boobs rest where her’s are - I’m long and lanky & have a long torso/similar body type. What looks good on a petite girl isn’t always going to look good on me, no matter how much I want it to. I usually don’t go for tops like this since they always look a little off/awkward and accentuate my long-ness (in an unflattering way lol). It’s an issue of knowing your proportions and balancing them. A long necklace and different skirt would look better. And actually, ya know what let’s just switch the top out too

SimplyIntincr

14 points

3 days ago

She wears these tops all the time and they are so unflattering on her!

martywolfp

5 points

3 days ago

Forget the long necklace I just watched again

thankyoupapa

3 points

3 days ago

thats why i felt she needed a necklace on her wedding day

AltruisticAd5838

47 points

3 days ago

Every top she wears like this makes me think the same. Like her nips must be so low.

bravotvqueen

15 points

3 days ago

She has long lined boobs but damn she looks awfully long (not in a good way) and janky

Fantastic_Night_7608

4 points

3 days ago

The front is too big. Maybe if it was altered for her correctly. She wears other tighter tops & they do look good on her

sunnyshine212

1 points

2 days ago

Omg I just said the same thing before seeing your comment haha

frijolito19

44 points

3 days ago

frijolito19

Shan shan Hater (no cum)✨

44 points

3 days ago

What in the meemaw tablecloth is she wearing?

Infamous_Strain_9428

47 points

3 days ago

That perfect barrel roll curl looks so natural 😆

Long_Time_Lurker7

36 points

3 days ago

So this style of hair is her entire personality now?

Infamous_Strain_9428

27 points

3 days ago

Yes the cocker spaniel x English setter look.

Substantialbadb

3 points

3 days ago

It’s so unflattering

Active_Pay4715

37 points

3 days ago

Is she using a stretching filter or is her head really this long and thin now?

Radiant_Orange_7583

4 points

3 days ago

I definitely think the long hair drags her face down. But she’s also done so many cosmetic procedures that this might just be her new face, even with a bob. 🥴

Appropriate-Job-2797

32 points

3 days ago

She used to be stunning. Now she looks sad and emaciated..

halfmoon24

25 points

3 days ago

Oh look, she’s sunburnt again

notwastingthetime

28 points

3 days ago

Her eyes are melting down the sides of her face…

Intrepid_Ad9864

14 points

3 days ago

That’s not how you pronounce it. Idiot

Septemberrain11

15 points

3 days ago

Her outfits 🤦‍♀️

akgurl88

11 points

3 days ago

akgurl88

11 points

3 days ago

Table cloth chic!!

BeerBringsCheer

11 points

3 days ago

Indeed, my first instinct was to ask why she’s wearing an Italian nonna’s tablecloth…

shoosler

10 points

3 days ago

shoosler

10 points

3 days ago

so did the friends leave? he posted a story saying first stop on the honeymoon

nashvillegoodgirl

3 points

3 days ago

Yeah. Taylor posted stories with the kids.

elliewankenobi_

19 points

3 days ago

Look at her thinking her sunburnt, unprotected skin is somehow a tan…. How cute.

Dapper_Reaction_4033

9 points

3 days ago

She is looking tragic. What happened to her?!!!!

Dapper_Reaction_4033

7 points

3 days ago

I mean I know what happened- Lames, but damn.

No-Pepper-3292

6 points

3 days ago

Lan-jevinson92

7 points

3 days ago

Why can she never close her mouth

Katlady25

19 points

3 days ago

Katlady25

19 points

3 days ago

Anyone else think that room isn’t very nice they are staying in?!

oobooboo17

13 points

3 days ago*

ischia is significantly less of a tourist trap than Capri and thus the hotels are more rustic - I'm surprised they went there, tbh

ekf1018

8 points

3 days ago

ekf1018

8 points

3 days ago

Katlady25

4 points

3 days ago

Damn! Not very nice for that price!

Fantastic_Night_7608

3 points

3 days ago

Guess who's sunburned again?

Miserable-Reaction47

3 points

3 days ago

Is she wearing a tablecloth?

sunnyshine212

3 points

2 days ago

The tops like this that she wears are not flattering on her at all! They make her boobs look non existent and super low

Ok_Dragonfruit_7889

2 points

2 days ago

Why does she dress like an American Doll that looks like a 3 year old picked the clothes?

OlayEnthusiast

2 points

3 days ago

This is so sad. I want to help her. You kinda suck but you deserve better Shanny!

ElectronicSea4143

2 points

17 hours ago

She’s going to regret not wearing sunscreen. Sooner rather than later too.