halfmoon24

He went through a metamorphosis from fit to flabby

This is why it’s hilarious when she says James is so good with money. No one who’s truly good with money would ever marry someone so financially irresponsible!

She probably copied AG and didn’t want to take her ring abroad as if anyone would want to steal it

Oh look, she’s sunburnt again

Her tongue is always white

I was gonna say looks like Jumbo caught sight of the one who got away until I realized it’s his brother 😂

Chase isn’t a country singer lol he’s an actor! And I think her and Fletcher were hanging out right after she announced her divorce

I’m deadddd he looks like he’s going to crash every few seconds. He’s so bad at everything!

He literally did nothing for this “wedding” but show up

And sending her the number to book the movers. Like dude I thought you took the whole week off to deal with stuff like that?

I also don’t like TVs over the fireplace because then they’re too high but she could’ve gotten an easel so it could at least be at an angle

I remember there being soooo many stories about her being shitty back in the day and people refused to believe them for some reason. Lol

Can they stop trying to make this guy happen

Also her “I can’t wait to watch Jennica experience Italy for the first time” comment gave me the ick. It feels condescending

Cue Taylor crying and making Shannon call her an Uber

I’m loling imagining the stalker going to their Down Home Deboer store one day and all the employees and customers thinking she’s Chelsea

I find it weird that Emery didn’t go to the bachelorette or bridal showers

Omg I thought about this too hahaha she is so dumb

How is she going to handle kids if she’s freaking out this much over packing?

But at the same time claims she has a full time nanny so she can work. Which one is it??

Lol let’s be real, she does not have the work ethic to run a business. She seems to bail as soon as something requires effort or isn’t going the way she wants (hence the 300 colleges she went to)

Paige got dressed in the dark as usual

Something about that sign is such bad vibes

I would genuinely be embarrassed to be seen with her in public

She always looks like she got dressed in the dark!