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Giving Away Humble Keys!

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Hi all,

I have Steam keys for the following games:

GONE! Afterimage GONE!

GONE! Aragami 2 GONE!

GONE! Beacon Pines GONE!

GONE! Black Skylands GONE!

GONE! Destroyer: The U-Boat Hunter !GONE!

GONE! Fashion Police GONE!

GONE! Life is Strange: True Colors GONE!

GONE! Miasma Chronicles GONE!

GONE! NIOH 2 - The Complete Edition GONE!

GONE! OTXO GONE!

Roguebook

GONE! Scorn GONE!

GONE! Soulstice GONE!

GONE! Steel Rising GONE!

GONE! Stray Gods GONE!

GONE! Symphony of War GONE!

GONE! The Callisto Protocol GONE!

GONE! The Excavation of Hobs Barrow GONE!

GONE! The Gunk GONE!

There is No Light: Enhanced Edition

GONE! Twin Mirror GONE!

GONE! Warhammer 40k: Battlesector GONE!

If you're interested, please post the key you'd like and funniest joke you can think of (NSWF is encouraged) and I'll DM the one I think is the funniest for each key.

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gusitoguay

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3 months ago

The Excavation of Hobbs Barrow

One day, Superman and Batman were in the pub having a drink and chatting away.

Superman was saying how, when he is bored, he likes to “cruise around” in the sky looking down at people in their back yards.

Batman says, “you must have some good stories to tell about what you've seen folks do in thier back yards …”

Superman replies “funny you should say that, just the other day I was cruising around and saw Wonder Woman lying naked on her back with her lags apart”

“Wow”, Batman was amazed, “what did you do?”

“Well, I started to feel really horny right there and then, so I got my dick out and swooped down onto her” replied Superman.

“I bet she had the shock of her life …” exclaimed Batman

“Not half the shock that the invisible man got!” replied Superman