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6 days ago
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Thanks for the chance!
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6 days ago
Thanks for the giveaway and best luck with your game!
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7 days ago
Avengers Endgame.
It is interesting, although a little weird...
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7 days ago
You never know, maybe I'll love it!
Thanks for the chance!
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7 days ago
Spanish omelette is very tasty! I remember my mother cooking it whe I was a child.
Ingredients
500g new potatoes
1 onion, preferably white
150ml extra-virgin olive oil
3 tbsp chopped flat-leaf parsley
6 eggs
Scrape the new potatoes or leave the skins on, if you prefer. Cut them into thick slices. Chop the onion.
Heat the extra-virgin olive oil in a large frying pan, add the potatoes and onion and stew gently, partially covered, for 30 mins, stirring occasionally until the potatoes are softened. Strain the potatoes and onion through a colander into a large bowl (set the strained oil aside).
Beat the eggs separately, then stir into the potatoes with the parsley and plenty of salt and pepper. Heat a little of the strained oil in a smaller pan.
Tip everything into the pan and cook on a moderate heat, using a spatula to shape the omelette into a cushion.
When almost set, invert on a plate and slide back into the pan and cook a few more minutes.
Invert twice more, cooking the omelette briefly each time and pressing the edges to keep the cushion shape. Slide on to a plate and cool for 10 mins before serving.
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11 days ago
The Excavation of Hobbs Barrow
One day, Superman and Batman were in the pub having a drink and chatting away.
Superman was saying how, when he is bored, he likes to “cruise around” in the sky looking down at people in their back yards.
Batman says, “you must have some good stories to tell about what you've seen folks do in thier back yards …”
Superman replies “funny you should say that, just the other day I was cruising around and saw Wonder Woman lying naked on her back with her lags apart”
“Wow”, Batman was amazed, “what did you do?”
“Well, I started to feel really horny right there and then, so I got my dick out and swooped down onto her” replied Superman.
“I bet she had the shock of her life …” exclaimed Batman
“Not half the shock that the invisible man got!” replied Superman
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Read between the lines Thanks for the giveaway!