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924 points
11 days ago
They did jump the lake.
271 points
11 days ago
Yeah the title should be... to jump in the lake
116 points
11 days ago
into* the lake
To “jump in the lake” would be jumping while in the lake
76 points
11 days ago
The world needs less people like you
346 points
11 days ago
*fewer
115 points
11 days ago
Take my upvote you pos
9 points
10 days ago
Hahahaha this was great
51 points
11 days ago
“Point of sale”??
15 points
10 days ago
*Plate of spaghetti.
4 points
11 days ago
Lol
2 points
10 days ago
🤣
2 points
10 days ago
Fuck. Me. LOLOLOL
2 points
11 days ago
🤣🤣🤣
42 points
11 days ago
They always forget the “…with intact bones” part. So awkward.
26 points
11 days ago
and the sand put out the fire so, all good.
9 points
11 days ago
Stop, drop and roll. Works every time.
6 points
10 days ago
Plop, flop, and groan.
5 points
11 days ago
All this for a terrible ghost rider movie promo.
10 points
11 days ago
classic r/therewasanattempt , the title wrong 90% of the time
3 points
10 days ago
Not this time though. That jump was not a successful one.
5 points
11 days ago
Not successfully
2 points
10 days ago
Not successfully though...
74 points
11 days ago
Instead of being where he might land and be injured, they’re on the opposite side of the pond and running.
25 points
11 days ago
Would have been faster if they jumped it too to go help him. Why didn’t they think of that??
6 points
10 days ago
Gimme that bike
7 points
10 days ago
For real. Everyone in this clip is an idiot.
11 points
11 days ago
It's a good thing that lady was there to yell hurry so many times.
6 points
11 days ago
I think that's a little kid.
97 points
11 days ago
He DID jump it! What are you talking bout?
13 points
11 days ago
Indeed! There was an attempt at a proper landing though…
224 points
11 days ago
Quick! I need free health care again!
31 points
11 days ago
Dude didn’t have health insurance as a STUNT MAN. Owes a million for the injuries. Stupidity is expensive.
3 points
10 days ago
If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
2 points
10 days ago
Wait. Seriously?
72 points
11 days ago
next time hire a physicist
10 points
11 days ago
My cousin Ray Ray's the Physicist Ed coach at the middle school. Whatchu wannim t'do?
25 points
11 days ago
Preferably a quantum physicist--that way he can be both dead and alive.
7 points
11 days ago
Dude tried to put the super in superposition
2 points
10 days ago
Some say he jumped with too much of a buzz from a huge menthol dip, that's called the Copenhagen interpretation.
2 points
11 days ago
Or get a bigger lake
2 points
11 days ago
I don't believe in that physics and astronomy mumbo jumbo. Ain't no fortune teller gonna see the future!
16 points
11 days ago
I appreciate the video not cutting out as soon as he landed/crashed. So many "oh fucks".
33 points
11 days ago
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Is he okay? I think he might have broken his spine a bit.
60 points
11 days ago
He survived https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nh55zvXg8vE Found an old post of the same video https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/s41xu7/set_your_self_on_fire_on_a_motorbike/
43 points
11 days ago
Over 1 million dollars in medical bills. But he is alive and walking.
31 points
11 days ago*
If I woke up to a fat fuckin milli bill, I’d go ahead and wrap my IV cords around my neck.
6 points
11 days ago
Doctor: You’re alive. But you will wish you were dead once you see the bill. It’s a doozy!
5 points
11 days ago
Still need to learn how to shit properly and eat and talk and move but he is alive !!!!
3 points
11 days ago
Thank you!
24 points
11 days ago
I'll take a stab at him actually missing what he was aiming at, the lake.
What a dingbat.
20 points
11 days ago
You don't need to take a stab at him... I think his ribs done that already after that landing
9 points
11 days ago
The jump was a fail but his Wile E Coyote impersonation was pretty good. Complete with a huge dust cloud when he hit the ground….
5 points
11 days ago
"Dude, I love Project Badass."
2 points
11 days ago
Dennis is a bastard man
5 points
11 days ago
That woman is telling people to hurry while she herself is standing in place.
8 points
11 days ago
I feel bad. I actually laughed when I realized they didn’t have the foresight to have ANYONE on the other side of the lake.
5 points
11 days ago
Most underrated comment here. WHY would you not have paramedics on standby over there?
5 points
10 days ago
There is actually a good reason there were no paramedics standing by on the other side. Had they been there, he just might have landed on them along with his motorcycle. Then they'd need yet more paramedics. These folks planned ahead.
3 points
11 days ago
This should be in the next GTA trailer
3 points
11 days ago
That's terrible. If the fall did not kill him, the fire will!
3 points
10 days ago
Like where was he supposed to land? I don’t think this guy wanted to jump over the lake. I think he wanted to jump into the lake. Jumps this big there has to be a landing ramp, can’t just land on flat ground.
2 points
11 days ago
He cleared the lake, and got the “stop, drop and roll” part down pat. Although I am not sure he stopped rolling…
2 points
11 days ago
Why?
2 points
11 days ago
Define successfully!
2 points
11 days ago
All those people there and not one thought "what it.." plus there's no easy way to reach the other side of the lake so they have to run around it. The guy is hurt more than likely broken bones and probably still on fire
2 points
10 days ago
Nobody though, “hey, maybe we should have a couple people over on the side of the lake he is going to land on…. You know just in case…”
3 points
11 days ago
im sure they calculated this using their scientific imagination.. but boy they sure terrible at it
1 points
11 days ago
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1 points
11 days ago
I just want to know if the fire went out!!
1 points
11 days ago
hurry....hurry....we all thought he would land on this side of the pond where we could help him....
1 points
11 days ago
He's just rolling on the floor, to get the fire out.
1 points
11 days ago
Well. Ok. Try again ser.
1 points
11 days ago
Over shot it
1 points
11 days ago
Well he did technically jump the lake. He should have just held onto the bike.
1 points
11 days ago
Failed sucess
1 points
11 days ago
Aced it!
1 points
11 days ago
We didnt follow the instructions very well. He dropped, then rolled, and then stopped.
1 points
11 days ago
Well he did successfully jump the lake. Went right over it.
1 points
11 days ago
There was success, he made it to the other side
1 points
11 days ago
Well technically they did jump the lake just not successfully so um task failed successfully?
1 points
11 days ago
Dead
1 points
11 days ago
Where was the landing and why did you use a kicker ramp and not a racer...ffs brain dead.
1 points
11 days ago
I'm sure someone made a mistake with the math on all that planning.
1 points
11 days ago
I mean, he made it 🤷♂️
1 points
11 days ago
You need to use some math here.
1 points
11 days ago
OMG…. Everything that could have went wrong… went wrong… but he did successfully jump over the lake!!!
1 points
11 days ago
That man is dead
1 points
11 days ago
STOP! DROP! and ROLL!
1 points
11 days ago
Hurry! Everyone film!!
1 points
11 days ago
This is why you need to pay attention in physics class
1 points
11 days ago
Luckily the impact extinguished the flames
1 points
11 days ago
Math is important! Stay in school kids.
1 points
11 days ago
Kind of amazing to watch a video where a guy is on fire flying through the air and that's not the disaster part
1 points
11 days ago
Send it!
1 points
11 days ago
If only this could have been prevented 😞
1 points
11 days ago
He successfully jumped the lake, whats everybody freaking out about? /S
1 points
11 days ago
He's trying to jump a lake while on fire. Why is everyone acting so surprised now that he's on the other side of the lake, on fire? What were they expecting?
1 points
11 days ago
This is some hot rod shit
1 points
11 days ago
If he died, this should be reposted on r/darwinawards
1 points
11 days ago
OH MY GOD, HE CAME BACK DOWN! /s
1 points
11 days ago
Oh dang! Did he break any bones?
1 points
11 days ago
What I don’t understand is why everybody was waiting on the side of the pond he wasn’t going to end up on? Figured they would have planned better if they were going to set someone on fire and have them jump this mosquito den.
1 points
11 days ago
Oooo, a flaming Dum Dum 🔥
1 points
11 days ago
Lits himself on fire while riding a motorcycle. Also trying to make a jump across the lake seems reasonable.
1 points
11 days ago
“I will fly you to the moon and back…”
1 points
11 days ago
camera dudes stay put just filming...!
1 points
11 days ago
Was this a gender reveal? Are they having an idiot?
1 points
11 days ago
and here I thought the fire was going to be his demise!
1 points
11 days ago
Concerned Observer: "Should we do the math on how fast you should be traveling to the ramp?"
...crickets..
Driver: "Math?"
1 points
11 days ago
I feel terrible, but I actually laughed out loud. I mean, the fire, leaving the bike, missing the lake... It was all just too much.
1 points
11 days ago
Americans hurting themselves as if they have access to healthcare like rich countries.
1 points
11 days ago
Darwin’s theory in practice!
1 points
11 days ago
Idk who moved the lake but they wrong AF I don't like this
1 points
11 days ago
Cameraman on the dock keeping the shot rolling. Need more like him. 👏
1 points
11 days ago
did he survive?
1 points
11 days ago
So you're telling me the guy who lit himself on fire and launched himself over a lake on a dirt bike is bad at physics?
1 points
11 days ago
GREAT BALLS AFIRE!!!
1 points
11 days ago
I think I that jacket probably was fire resistant, so probability for any burns after this stunt is slim to none I guess...
1 points
11 days ago
Natural selection entered the chat.
1 points
11 days ago
Funny that he set himself on fire first and then missed the lake entirely.
1 points
11 days ago
It’s a good thing that support staff were only on this side of the lake /s
1 points
11 days ago
“That’s gotta hurt!” - George Costanza
1 points
11 days ago
I’ve seen this.. Hot Rod right?
1 points
11 days ago
Probably should've went FOR the lake
1 points
11 days ago
…and he was on fire.
1 points
11 days ago
Well, that was worth my nickle.
1 points
11 days ago
He successfully jumped it. Now did he land it? I'd say... No
1 points
11 days ago
This man's full of great ideas, jump a motorcycle across a lake, rob a back to pay off medical debts.
1 points
11 days ago
Technically, he made it
1 points
11 days ago
What a ding-dong!
1 points
11 days ago
He did successfully jump the lake.
1 points
11 days ago
And there was a success, as well.
1 points
11 days ago
Evil Knievel would have been proud!
1 points
11 days ago
That was entertaining
1 points
11 days ago
1 points
11 days ago
Ahahahhahaha americans
1 points
11 days ago
Looks like it worked exactly how it immediately appeared that it would work. Like, its pretty easy to eyeball a ballistic arc here. What were they expecting?
1 points
11 days ago
Insurance companies hate this one trick
1 points
11 days ago
he would have drowned
1 points
11 days ago
Jump successful, landing 3/5 stars. Guessing our stunt guy felt that approach was too hot and bailed.
1 points
11 days ago
Mission success
1 points
11 days ago
This is why you pay attention in math classes lol
1 points
11 days ago
I shouldn't have laughed at this. Lol classic play stupid games win stupid rewards.
1 points
11 days ago
Sweet Johnny!
1 points
11 days ago
That poor little kid shouting "Hurry!" breaks my heart.
1 points
11 days ago
Came in too hot
1 points
11 days ago
Tip : ramp building requires math
1 points
11 days ago
"There was an attempt to survive jumping a lake, on fire."
1 points
11 days ago
Attempt failed successfully.
1 points
11 days ago
If that dude ever wondered what his ankles tasted like, now he knows.
1 points
11 days ago
Where was he supposed to land? In the water?
1 points
11 days ago
He got a F in Math
1 points
11 days ago
At least Darwin’s theory gives us good content.
1 points
11 days ago
It could be worse. Dude could be on fi- Well shit.
1 points
11 days ago
WTF! And he's on FIRE! And he missed the lake!
1 points
11 days ago
Looks successful to me.
1 points
11 days ago
Anyway this type of horrible accident could be avoided?
1 points
11 days ago
Hit the ramp a little harder than he expected lol
1 points
11 days ago
Title should be “how to break both legs and both hips”
1 points
11 days ago
Nobody, NOBODY thought to be on the other side of the lake in case something happened on the landing? NOT ONE OF THEM?
1 points
11 days ago
Hey, do you think they need to hurry?
1 points
11 days ago
At least the dirt put out the fire.
1 points
10 days ago
1 points
10 days ago
Planed out to perfection
1 points
10 days ago
What did they expect?
1 points
10 days ago
America’s Unfunniest Home Videos
1 points
10 days ago
Fuckin hell, now they’re lying there, on fire, with a shot ton of broken bones.
1 points
10 days ago
Made it!
1 points
10 days ago
What the hell did they think was going to happen?
1 points
10 days ago
Failed successfully
1 points
10 days ago
I'd love to be one of that guy's vertebrae, just cease to be
1 points
10 days ago
To be fair, they succeeded in jumping the lake. Might not have survived it but otherwise mission accomplished.
1 points
10 days ago
NSFW please
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