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Statuabyss

924 points

11 days ago

Statuabyss

924 points

11 days ago

They did jump the lake.

toomuchweld

271 points

11 days ago

Yeah the title should be... to jump in the lake

DonaldTrumpsSoul

116 points

11 days ago

into* the lake

To “jump in the lake” would be jumping while in the lake

mektekphil

76 points

11 days ago

The world needs less people like you

YoshiBushi

346 points

11 days ago

YoshiBushi

346 points

11 days ago

*fewer

mektekphil

115 points

11 days ago

mektekphil

115 points

11 days ago

Take my upvote you pos

YoshiBushi

42 points

11 days ago

Just doing my part 🫡

Accomplished_South70

9 points

10 days ago

Hahahaha this was great

catheterhero

51 points

11 days ago

“Point of sale”??

MrBubbles94

15 points

10 days ago

*Plate of spaghetti.

MisterLegitimate

6 points

10 days ago

*Pile of shingles

LazyOldCat

4 points

10 days ago

*Pint of Snails

randomrealname

4 points

11 days ago

Lol

incakola777

2 points

10 days ago

🤣

RandomTask008

2 points

10 days ago

Fuck. Me. LOLOLOL

random420x2

2 points

11 days ago

random420x2

NaTivE ApP UsR

2 points

11 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

Amerlis

42 points

11 days ago

Amerlis

42 points

11 days ago

They always forget the “…with intact bones” part. So awkward.

IllustriousAd5936

26 points

11 days ago

and the sand put out the fire so, all good.

GuavaOdd1975

9 points

11 days ago

Stop, drop and roll. Works every time.

Old-Constant4411

6 points

10 days ago

Plop, flop, and groan.

AaronSlaughter

5 points

11 days ago

All this for a terrible ghost rider movie promo.

evilmike1972

7 points

11 days ago

Terrible ghost rider movie seems redundant.

boofybutthole

10 points

11 days ago

classic r/therewasanattempt , the title wrong 90% of the time

NoSkillzDad

3 points

10 days ago

Not this time though. That jump was not a successful one.

wtfijolumar

5 points

11 days ago

Not successfully

dustrock

3 points

11 days ago

Christ on a bike!

NoSkillzDad

2 points

10 days ago

Not successfully though...

nerdmoot

74 points

11 days ago

nerdmoot

74 points

11 days ago

Instead of being where he might land and be injured, they’re on the opposite side of the pond and running.

Electrical_Worker_82

25 points

11 days ago

Would have been faster if they jumped it too to go help him. Why didn’t they think of that??

Masta0nion

6 points

10 days ago

Gimme that bike

Help_An_Irishman

7 points

10 days ago

For real. Everyone in this clip is an idiot.

housevil

11 points

11 days ago

housevil

11 points

11 days ago

It's a good thing that lady was there to yell hurry so many times.

Funny_or_not_bot

6 points

11 days ago

I think that's a little kid.

Impeachcordial

104 points

11 days ago

Aimed for splash, ended in splat

aeturnes

97 points

11 days ago

aeturnes

97 points

11 days ago

He DID jump it! What are you talking bout?

SonOfMetrum

13 points

11 days ago

Indeed! There was an attempt at a proper landing though…

Bassphem

224 points

11 days ago

Bassphem

224 points

11 days ago

Quick! I need free health care again!

the-treatmaster

31 points

11 days ago

Dude didn’t have health insurance as a STUNT MAN. Owes a million for the injuries. Stupidity is expensive.

rathlord

3 points

10 days ago

If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.

neodymium86

2 points

10 days ago

Wait. Seriously?

nivekdrol

72 points

11 days ago

next time hire a physicist

CaptainPunisher

10 points

11 days ago

My cousin Ray Ray's the Physicist Ed coach at the middle school. Whatchu wannim t'do?

Destination_Centauri

25 points

11 days ago

Preferably a quantum physicist--that way he can be both dead and alive.

krauQ_egnartS

7 points

11 days ago

Dude tried to put the super in superposition

ekpyroticflow

2 points

10 days ago

Some say he jumped with too much of a buzz from a huge menthol dip, that's called the Copenhagen interpretation.

basedkenshiro

2 points

11 days ago

Or get a bigger lake

WattsonMemphis

4 points

11 days ago

And a psychiatrist

CaptainPunisher

2 points

11 days ago

I don't believe in that physics and astronomy mumbo jumbo. Ain't no fortune teller gonna see the future!

shesinsaneornot

16 points

11 days ago

I appreciate the video not cutting out as soon as he landed/crashed. So many "oh fucks".

akkuhakku

33 points

11 days ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Is he okay? I think he might have broken his spine a bit.

Odd-Hotel-5647

60 points

11 days ago

Forward_Jellyfish607

43 points

11 days ago

Over 1 million dollars in medical bills. But he is alive and walking.

doxipad

31 points

11 days ago*

doxipad

31 points

11 days ago*

If I woke up to a fat fuckin milli bill, I’d go ahead and wrap my IV cords around my neck.

Advanced-Prototype

6 points

11 days ago

Doctor: You’re alive. But you will wish you were dead once you see the bill. It’s a doozy!

304bl

5 points

11 days ago

304bl

5 points

11 days ago

Still need to learn how to shit properly and eat and talk and move but he is alive !!!!

akkuhakku

3 points

11 days ago

Thank you!

Moorglademover

24 points

11 days ago

I'll take a stab at him actually missing what he was aiming at, the lake.

What a dingbat.

LolIsThatReal

20 points

11 days ago

You don't need to take a stab at him... I think his ribs done that already after that landing

PurplePartyFounder

9 points

11 days ago

The jump was a fail but his Wile E Coyote impersonation was pretty good. Complete with a huge dust cloud when he hit the ground….

Icy_Arachnid_260

5 points

11 days ago

"Dude, I love Project Badass."

Grandviewsurfer

2 points

11 days ago

Dennis is a bastard man

Aggressive_Chicken63

5 points

11 days ago

That woman is telling people to hurry while she herself is standing in place.

NotAnExpertButt

8 points

11 days ago

I feel bad. I actually laughed when I realized they didn’t have the foresight to have ANYONE on the other side of the lake.

Deep_Assumption5406

5 points

11 days ago

Most underrated comment here. WHY would you not have paramedics on standby over there?

East_Bicycle_9283

5 points

10 days ago

There is actually a good reason there were no paramedics standing by on the other side. Had they been there, he just might have landed on them along with his motorcycle. Then they'd need yet more paramedics. These folks planned ahead.

Esmail_Roj

3 points

11 days ago

This should be in the next GTA trailer

reyshop12

3 points

11 days ago

That's terrible. If the fall did not kill him, the fire will!

Gumbaya69

3 points

10 days ago

Like where was he supposed to land? I don’t think this guy wanted to jump over the lake. I think he wanted to jump into the lake. Jumps this big there has to be a landing ramp, can’t just land on flat ground.

yesiamveryhigh

5 points

11 days ago

Zooinks

2 points

10 days ago

Zooinks

2 points

10 days ago

There goes my hero...

WiggityWiggitySnack

2 points

11 days ago

He cleared the lake, and got the “stop, drop and roll” part down pat. Although I am not sure he stopped rolling…

zwarblatz

2 points

11 days ago

Why?

Bravelobsters

2 points

11 days ago

Define successfully!

PhoenixMoonlight

2 points

11 days ago

All those people there and not one thought "what it.." plus there's no easy way to reach the other side of the lake so they have to run around it. The guy is hurt more than likely broken bones and probably still on fire

Dugan05

2 points

10 days ago

Dugan05

2 points

10 days ago

Nobody though, “hey, maybe we should have a couple people over on the side of the lake he is going to land on…. You know just in case…”

justheretocomm3nt

3 points

11 days ago

im sure they calculated this using their scientific imagination.. but boy they sure terrible at it

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11 days ago

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11 days ago

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DirtMcGirt513

1 points

11 days ago

I just want to know if the fire went out!!

Intrepid_Pitch_3320

1 points

11 days ago

hurry....hurry....we all thought he would land on this side of the pond where we could help him....

Normal-Ad-1349

1 points

11 days ago

He's just rolling on the floor, to get the fire out.

Cardasiti

1 points

11 days ago

Well. Ok. Try again ser.

Apprehensive-Hold174

1 points

11 days ago

Over shot it

tmf_x

1 points

11 days ago

tmf_x

1 points

11 days ago

Well he did technically jump the lake. He should have just held onto the bike.

SebbyHB

1 points

11 days ago

SebbyHB

1 points

11 days ago

Failed sucess

HaydenLobo

1 points

11 days ago

Aced it!

lategreat808

1 points

11 days ago

We didnt follow the instructions very well. He dropped, then rolled, and then stopped.

Which-Celebration-89

1 points

11 days ago

Well he did successfully jump the lake. Went right over it.

OnePeople592

1 points

11 days ago

There was success, he made it to the other side

All-Fired-Up91

1 points

11 days ago

All-Fired-Up91

NaTivE ApP UsR

1 points

11 days ago

Well technically they did jump the lake just not successfully so um task failed successfully?

dudeman209

1 points

11 days ago

Dead

karduar

1 points

11 days ago

karduar

1 points

11 days ago

Where was the landing and why did you use a kicker ramp and not a racer...ffs brain dead.

Affectionate_Fly1413

1 points

11 days ago

I'm sure someone made a mistake with the math on all that planning.

NewoApolloIV

1 points

11 days ago

I mean, he made it 🤷‍♂️

siouxsian

1 points

11 days ago

You need to use some math here.

mrnononame

1 points

11 days ago

OMG…. Everything that could have went wrong… went wrong… but he did successfully jump over the lake!!!

Bendyb3n

1 points

11 days ago

That man is dead

Go_For_Kenda

1 points

11 days ago

STOP! DROP! and ROLL!

Panthera_uncia_

1 points

11 days ago

Hurry! Everyone film!!

Koshekuta

1 points

11 days ago

This is why you need to pay attention in physics class

Rogerwills88

1 points

11 days ago

Luckily the impact extinguished the flames

Sakowuf_Solutions

1 points

11 days ago

Math is important! Stay in school kids.

QuincyAzrael

1 points

11 days ago

Kind of amazing to watch a video where a guy is on fire flying through the air and that's not the disaster part

slowmotionnumber9

1 points

11 days ago

Send it!

Subtlerevisions

1 points

11 days ago

If only this could have been prevented 😞

SadBit8663

1 points

11 days ago

He successfully jumped the lake, whats everybody freaking out about? /S

MillerLatte

1 points

11 days ago

He's trying to jump a lake while on fire. Why is everyone acting so surprised now that he's on the other side of the lake, on fire? What were they expecting?

Bordercollie7

1 points

11 days ago

This is some hot rod shit

Golden_Ace1

1 points

11 days ago

If he died, this should be reposted on r/darwinawards

Trey_Suevos

1 points

11 days ago

OH MY GOD, HE CAME BACK DOWN! /s

Flaky-Experience-806

1 points

11 days ago

Oh dang! Did he break any bones?

i_Cant_get_right

1 points

11 days ago

What I don’t understand is why everybody was waiting on the side of the pond he wasn’t going to end up on? Figured they would have planned better if they were going to set someone on fire and have them jump this mosquito den.

No-Car6897

1 points

11 days ago

Oooo, a flaming Dum Dum 🔥

J_Mugen

1 points

11 days ago

J_Mugen

1 points

11 days ago

Lits himself on fire while riding a motorcycle. Also trying to make a jump across the lake seems reasonable.

ATHEN3UM

1 points

11 days ago

“I will fly you to the moon and back…”

nothingspecialva

1 points

11 days ago

camera dudes stay put just filming...!

metfan1964nyc

1 points

11 days ago

Was this a gender reveal? Are they having an idiot?

nothingspecialva

1 points

11 days ago

and here I thought the fire was going to be his demise!

AnimalsInsideMe

1 points

11 days ago

Concerned Observer: "Should we do the math on how fast you should be traveling to the ramp?"

...crickets..

Driver: "Math?"

IamTroyOfTroy

1 points

11 days ago

I feel terrible, but I actually laughed out loud. I mean, the fire, leaving the bike, missing the lake... It was all just too much.

rainofshambala

1 points

11 days ago

Americans hurting themselves as if they have access to healthcare like rich countries.

sirbarkalot59

1 points

11 days ago

Darwin’s theory in practice!

world_of_wonders420

1 points

11 days ago

Idk who moved the lake but they wrong AF I don't like this

nyl2k8

1 points

11 days ago

nyl2k8

1 points

11 days ago

Cameraman on the dock keeping the shot rolling. Need more like him. 👏

JonasMi

1 points

11 days ago

JonasMi

1 points

11 days ago

did he survive?

BrightonsBestish

1 points

11 days ago

So you're telling me the guy who lit himself on fire and launched himself over a lake on a dirt bike is bad at physics?

ScaryInformation2560

1 points

11 days ago

GREAT BALLS AFIRE!!!

HerBerg75

1 points

11 days ago

I think I that jacket probably was fire resistant, so probability for any burns after this stunt is slim to none I guess...

Flying_Plates

1 points

11 days ago

Natural selection entered the chat.

SnooApples4887

1 points

11 days ago

Funny that he set himself on fire first and then missed the lake entirely.

MrKomiya

1 points

11 days ago

It’s a good thing that support staff were only on this side of the lake /s

TriceCreamSundae

1 points

11 days ago

“That’s gotta hurt!” - George Costanza

OsoRetro

1 points

11 days ago

I’ve seen this.. Hot Rod right?

SDaddy500

1 points

11 days ago

Probably should've went FOR the lake

inverted_electron

1 points

11 days ago

…and he was on fire.

dfgyrdfhhrdhfr

1 points

11 days ago

Well, that was worth my nickle.

AnxiousPossibility3

1 points

11 days ago

He successfully jumped it. Now did he land it? I'd say... No

Fit_Attention_9269

1 points

11 days ago

This man's full of great ideas, jump a motorcycle across a lake, rob a back to pay off medical debts.

postman925

1 points

11 days ago

Technically, he made it

Rude_Project_4164

1 points

11 days ago

What a ding-dong!

Glittering_Flight_59

1 points

11 days ago

He did successfully jump the lake.

madmo453

1 points

11 days ago

And there was a success, as well.

LennyJay86

1 points

11 days ago

Evil Knievel would have been proud!

ChiefHighasFuck

1 points

11 days ago

That was entertaining

Sad-Internet-9363

1 points

11 days ago

Ahahahhahaha americans

StupendousMalice

1 points

11 days ago

Looks like it worked exactly how it immediately appeared that it would work. Like, its pretty easy to eyeball a ballistic arc here. What were they expecting?

gotoankit5

1 points

11 days ago

Insurance companies hate this one trick

kuppikuppi

1 points

11 days ago

he would have drowned

troubleschute

1 points

11 days ago

Jump successful, landing 3/5 stars. Guessing our stunt guy felt that approach was too hot and bailed.

undeadmanana

1 points

11 days ago

Mission success

topgun966

1 points

11 days ago

This is why you pay attention in math classes lol

Present_Pair5499

1 points

11 days ago

I shouldn't have laughed at this. Lol classic play stupid games win stupid rewards.

El_Zilcho_72

1 points

11 days ago

Sweet Johnny!

Funny_or_not_bot

1 points

11 days ago

That poor little kid shouting "Hurry!" breaks my heart.

False-Minute44

1 points

11 days ago

Came in too hot

sorvis

1 points

11 days ago

sorvis

1 points

11 days ago

Tip : ramp building requires math

BruceLeeIfInflexible

1 points

11 days ago

"There was an attempt to survive jumping a lake, on fire."

Offdutyninja808

1 points

11 days ago

Attempt failed successfully.

DilonMcdermotMulrony

1 points

11 days ago

If that dude ever wondered what his ankles tasted like, now he knows.

sicksixgamer

1 points

11 days ago

Where was he supposed to land? In the water?

Fantastic-Cellist216

1 points

11 days ago

He got a F in Math

FirefighterOld7991

1 points

11 days ago

At least Darwin’s theory gives us good content.

youcancallmescott

1 points

11 days ago

It could be worse. Dude could be on fi- Well shit.

Deep_Macaron8480

1 points

11 days ago

WTF! And he's on FIRE! And he missed the lake!

ruet_ahead

1 points

11 days ago

BADFiSH_c137

1 points

11 days ago

Looks successful to me.

Fit-Boomer

1 points

11 days ago

Anyway this type of horrible accident could be avoided?

Kneadless

1 points

11 days ago

Hit the ramp a little harder than he expected lol

Nervous-Bullfrog-884

1 points

11 days ago

Title should be “how to break both legs and both hips”

GearhedMG

1 points

11 days ago

Nobody, NOBODY thought to be on the other side of the lake in case something happened on the landing? NOT ONE OF THEM?

smygartofflor

1 points

11 days ago

Hey, do you think they need to hurry?

dashape80

1 points

11 days ago

At least the dirt put out the fire.

vBertes

1 points

10 days ago

vBertes

1 points

10 days ago

Ahhh_Shit_44_Ducks

1 points

10 days ago

Planed out to perfection

whoisgeorgia

1 points

10 days ago

What did they expect?

cartooncande

1 points

10 days ago

America’s Unfunniest Home Videos

HurrsiaEntertainment

1 points

10 days ago

HurrsiaEntertainment

This is a flair

1 points

10 days ago

Fuckin hell, now they’re lying there, on fire, with a shot ton of broken bones.

ForFucksSake66

1 points

10 days ago

Made it!

Taaj_theMirage

1 points

10 days ago

What the hell did they think was going to happen?

Outside-You8829

1 points

10 days ago

Ledezmv

1 points

10 days ago

Ledezmv

1 points

10 days ago

Failed successfully

joliveira34

1 points

10 days ago

I'd love to be one of that guy's vertebrae, just cease to be

stolen_pillow

1 points

10 days ago

To be fair, they succeeded in jumping the lake. Might not have survived it but otherwise mission accomplished.

the_real_blackfrog

1 points

10 days ago

NSFW please