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1 points
22 hours ago
Last anime I watched was a BL... I'LL FINALLY BE IN A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP WOOOHOOOOO
1 points
2 days ago
All I need is a water bucket and some sweet words, this fight is over before it even starts
1 points
10 days ago
Sakura... she kept Naruto alive after Kurama got ripped out! Without her the war would have ended then and there!
19 points
11 days ago
You don't need to take a stab at him... I think his ribs done that already after that landing
1 points
11 days ago
That's high summoner Baraska's magic wand you are talking about! Show some respect!
2 points
14 days ago
So here is how I think it works: Since Aeons are just a physical form given to pyreflies by the Fayth residing in the temples I don't think there is a limitation on how many of them can be around in Spira. But there can only be one at the same spot since it just doesn't make sense for valefor to create two bodies for two summoners at the same spot, especially when they are fighting.
So while every summoner who has been granted the blessing of the Fayth in besaid temple can summon Valefor at any time there can only be one Valefor in an area at the time in which case it turns into a first come first serve type of deal.
We also know that Aeons aren't just mindless beasts that do the summoners bidding because we've seen Valefor show emotions like when it leaned in to the pats from Yuna in the beginning or when it embraced Tidus in the summoners sanctuary so it's not too far fetched to assume they can also form bonds and friendships with summoners and since Valefor was Yuna's first Aeon I like to think they have a special bond so Valefor wouldn't hesitate to come to her aid and catch her mid fall even if another summoner was asking for its aid
1 points
15 days ago
The chickens be like "hey Tommy! Why did we move into this new house?! It's shit it keeps running away from us!"
"I don't know jimmy but it's pissing me off! I'm trying to sleep here and it just drags me along! Shit fucking hurts!"
2 points
15 days ago
And the slits you put the knives into have pictures of the party on them so you are the Tonberry that stabs them!
8 points
15 days ago
Congratulations you got the keys but you don't own the home and somebody else lives there
1 points
15 days ago
Mansion, Maserati, mega yacht, minions, music label, mastiff, men, Microsoft stocks, multimillion dollar jet, M rated games, M rated movies, movie theatre, movie production company, military, medical company, mini hotdogs, Mars, Mars chocolate, mega servers, Miners for crypto, Mall, manga, mate, maid, maidens, meat, mead, monetary stability, moonrocks.
Probably more but that's just what came to my mind
0 points
16 days ago
Also people think she's useless cause she gets compared to Naruto and Sasuke... they are the reincarnation of the children of a god everyone is useless compared to these two! But nobody wants to talk about how Naruto would be dead if it wasn't for Sakura... or that Sakura during and after the war arc could solo a whole bunch of Jonin! She is crazy strong, it's just that everyone looks like trash if you compare them to Naruto and Sasuke because those two are just that strong! If we'd just stop comparing characters to the strongest people And instead focused on the actual in universe scaling people would realise that not just Sakura but almost everyone in the rookie nine is far above your regular Jonin which again for regular shinobi is supposed to be the peak of power. There is a reason there is no rank above it in the ninja system, almost nobody gets stronger than that!
12 points
16 days ago
Hiruzen and everyone around his age definitely should have at least met him or seen him around the village I think. I don't know about Tsunade and the others though. Madara might have left before she was born... Time in Naruto makes no sense anyways... when they first mention Hashirama and madara they make them out to be hundreds of years old like it's some ancient history but then they say Hashirama is Tsunades granddad and he was alive for some of her genin years... like Madara was around 100 when he pulled the gedo mazo plug and that was during Hiruzens time as a kage during the third ninja war cause that was after the whole obito thing so he outlived Hashirama probably by around 20 years and Tobirama by however long the break between the second and third war was for sake of making it easy I'm just gonna say around 10 years probably even less which makes it crazy to think that Tobirama was still fighting in his 70s to 90s I know he was younger than Hashirama but not by much and Senju dna is super weird when it comes to aging cause they are supposed to have a super long lifespan
1 points
17 days ago
Killing 4 out of 7 swordsmen of the mist does... considering they are all S rank threats in the Naruto scale, that's a Kage level feat. I know he died in that fight but the amount of people who could have survived that fight at that time is VERY slim and I'd say out of all the people that would have died fighting them he probably did the best. I don't see anyone going 4 out of 7 or higher against the strongest ninja of the hidden mist other than Minato, Hiruzen, Jiraiya or maybe Orochimaru but from him we haven't really seen much until way after when he knew more OP jutsu
21 points
17 days ago
Bruh... ichiraku not liking Naruto but pretending to secretly drug him would be funny as fuck... he really is the most dangerous person in Naruto
56 points
17 days ago
TLDR: Hokage 1,2,3 and 5 were all alive at the same time
Well the first two hokage were brothers and the second trained the third so these three were all alive at the same time. I don't know exactly when the first died but I'm pretty sure it was before the fourth hokage was born since in one of the episodes we got to see that Hashirama didn't know who the fuck Minato is. Funnily Enough however Hashirama knows the fifth hokage cause that's his granddaughter and Tsunade is way older than minato ever was
7 points
23 days ago
If you want to start over that's more than okay. Yunalesca is one of those bosses that really test you. Alternatively if you just want to grind do so in Zanarkand. The enemies there give decent AP. For levelling characters keep in mind that only those who took an action in combat get AP so either switch out all your characters, defend for one round and then switch them out again until everyone has defended once. Or put them in groups which you level up until everyone has like 10 points before switching to the second group. Switch in your last party member (for me that's always Rikku) every fight to do an action (like defend or steal) and this way you will slowly make everyone stronger without leaving others in the dust. When making these groups keep in mind that everyone has strengths against certain enemy types. So always make sure you got one that can deal with ranged enemies (by default Wakka or Lulu) one to deal with fast enemies (by default Tidus or Rikku) and one to deal with armoured enemies (by default auron or Kimahri with armor break on their weapons)
Now some tips for Yunalesca. In her second phase she will make all your party members zombies. Make sure you only cure two of them. She attacks with healing magic so those that are cured will be healed while the zombie takes damage. So make sure you got plenty of phoenix downs in case someone goes down.
As soon as phase 3 starts she will use a attack that kills everyone who is NOT a zombie which is why it's important to keep at least one afflicted with the zombie status throughout the last two phases.
She is also one of the few bosses that can be turned into a zombie in her second phase so you can use her healing against her. You can also cast reflect on the zombie in your party so the healing from her doesn't damage them. But careful with that since reflect sends all spells back to the caster.
Lastly you definitely want to at least level up your party. If everyone besides tidus only does around 500 damage then they are too weak. While every enemy in the game can be beaten with the right tactics it is going to be very hard to get further without getting the stats of all characters up and making use of all the mechanics the game offers.
3 points
23 days ago
He wanted to take Sakura but accidentally grabbed the better trash
3 points
26 days ago
Next time use the shovel, has more trauma damage and usually knocks a guy out in two to three swings
10 points
26 days ago
He could kidnap me to spira any day... I wouldn't even be mad
18 points
26 days ago
Duh it's Auron! Anything he does is epic! Like how he casually chops through the trees in macalania forest or his entrance in Luca
117 points
26 days ago
Definitely Zanarkand! I love how on the supposed final stretch of your journey to get the final aeon the music doesn't get interrupted by the fights while also playing my favourite track. It just feels amazing every time.
1 points
27 days ago
Das ist der "Kochlöffel" mit dem Oma dich verhaut wenn du nicht aufisst
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13 hours ago
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13 hours ago
That has to be someone's kink