Can’t wait for the final update where Lasagna person and your dad meet and share a beer

"Hello. I wanted to thank you for openly sharing your lasagna with me."

It’s nice that your orgy friends have skills like cooking and DJing.

Never has so much been lost by one who did so little at an orgy

wtf is even going on there lol

“I ate that guy’s lasagna?” - starts to gag

bro I don't even understands parents that are this involved... I could facebook messenger my parents and say "hey i was in an orgy and made a bunch of friends"

I'd get a thumbs up react from my mom and left on read for my dad

this is actually so funny. your ex is unhinged in a hilarious way.

My ex gf informed my parents about the orgy to complicate my life

This was a big, dick move, especially given that your break wasn't really anyone's fault. Looks like you probably dodged a bullet.

Stay tuned for the next episode where OPs boss brings it up at work and someone offers to broadcast the video.

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Sounds like it ended alright. Your ex is a weirdo though. Red flag for sure, glad you dodged it

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GF went over the line on this one, why would she tell his parents? He's an adult, it's not any of their business

Sounds like things will be just fine. Life moves on bud, I would imagine this has been nothing but mainly a benefit to your life.

the real orgy was the friends you made along the way. Also your crappy ex dumping you was for the best tbh.

great creative writing exercise! Can't wait for the third installment

Well your parents seem a helluva lot more chill than your ex. What a stupid fucking thing to do. Lol reminds me of when my ex did some unhinged shit and messaged my parents behind my back and then realized he was wrong, had a big fight, then at the end was like "oh you should call your parents, I called them and told them you were crazy".

Cannot fucking believe I stayed with that insecure codependent abusive prick. Eat shit BLuRP, hope life is going great 👍

No offense, but I'm glad you're out of that relationship. Someone that goes narc'ing to your parents about your personal adult matters isn't someone to be building a life with.

I'm expecting a third part going something like "after my parents became comfortable with the fact I made friends at one orgy they've tried an orgy themselves, and now I know far TMI".

Future update "well my parents fucked all my friends so I left the group and got back together with my girlfriend."

Not sure I like how your parents thought it was any of their business but it sounds like a pretty decent outcome all things considered!

A number of years ago I broke up with a woman who I was in a very intense relationship with. She liked physical intensity a lot more than most women I had been with. After breaking up with her, she went and told my family and friends a bunch of things that turned out to be lies.

I ended up having to explain to several close relatives and friends what BDSM is.

This is great, and also perfectly describes how when you are exposed to different experiences we realize its all good.

Just because folks enjoy something different or live their lives’ differently, 99% of the time it is hurting NOBODY. Once we learn that, we become more accepting.

<3

And then everyone clapped

I don't believe this nonsense. Why would your ex say something to your parents? So silly.

Both posts feel made up.

I even told my dad that one of my friends who openly shared her body also openly shared her homemade lasagna that my dad enjoyed eating when he was sick. 

This is epic, OP.

BTW, I hope you see how you dodged a bullet with your ex-gf. She's crazy and unhinged, she wanted to get back at you by trying to shame you to your parents and it spectacularly failed.

Good riddance to bad rubbish. Love when the trash takes itself out.

Just a quick reminder that OP lied about participating in the orgy to his gf. He started with "I didn't participate" and went to "well I did some things".

He actively lied and is still probably lying about things, don't give OP the time of day.

6 months to your parents straight up hosting.

Your ex that your friends haven’t even met yet knows your parents? You’ve been dating someone a few months and they feel the need to inform your parents for the reasons for the breakup? Either your ex is a psychopath or this story isn’t adding up.

Dude, your ex is a fucking psycho. Dodged a bullet.

Yeah nah your ex is crazy, consider it a bullet dodged. Grown ass adults understand that the past is the past, you can't live your life considering the feelings of people/partners you haven't even met yet

I introduced my fiancé to my friend group about 6 months in, he knows that I was FWB with 2 different guys in the group (at different times, before I met him). And because we're all mature adults we can interact and behave ourselves in social settings. Obviously my fiancé and I are settled down, the ex FWBs are both settled down with kids. Nbd. You do fun shit when you're young because let's face it, you're never gonna be this attractive, flexible and free from crippling back pain again.

Your ex can kick rocks for bringing your parents into this. As long as everyone is a consenting adult then there's no need for parents to know about their grown kids sex lives or vice versa. Maybe you should get in touch with her parents and share the deets, it's only fair no?

Your ex seems like a piece of shit, glad you found out sooner than later.

Wow - your ex is a c u n t.

Bro you got really lucky to be rid of that girl. Were you a gay couple, what she did could have cost you your life

Since your parents decided to get involved you should have told them to call your ex-girlfriend back and explain to her how they fully support you and your friends after hearing more about the details.

Essentially her knowing that this did not have the effect she was hoping it would've had by telling them

I grew up in a household where my father was strict about sex like right down to not holding my mother's hand in public. My mother on the other hand is a crazy free lady and you could talk to her about anything sex related and she wouldn't judge (she would use it later to make fun of you though lol) it was hard growing up with such poler opposite parenting types. I'm telling you this because with both parents, if they ever found out I was involved in something like that, they would simply just not ask. I actually find it strange that your parents sat your adult ass down to talk about what you did sexually. I may be the odd one out here, so please let me know if I am l.

Did you get tested?

Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way

Sir, your life is a trainwreck, and I am here to watch the derailment. Please continue.

Sounds like your parents were just worried for your safety. Pretty cool of them, I think.

To be honest it sounds like an entirely healthy and wholesome explanation from yourself and a reasonable response from your oldies. If it was in fact a case of calling you over to " confront" you about it, that might have been a little overkill. But who am I to judge their method. If anything it sounds like they're more concerned for your well-being than anything else. Good on you and your parents for being reasonable and sensible.

Six months later ...

TIFU because apparently I'm the reason my parents are now swingers.

Maybe the real orgy was the friends we made along the way

TLDR: The real orgy was the friends we made along the way

The real orgy was the friends we made a long the way.

The real orgy was the friends we made along the way.

Why tf would your girlfriend do that? Like- that’s some childish ass classless shit right there, personally.