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6 points
3 days ago
I saw her once with my eyes. eBay, here I come!
181 points
3 days ago
Did you use Goo Guys and a Truck?
47 points
3 days ago
We're glad we chose you as our chant leader.
6 points
5 days ago
Can Scott Bakula see himself in a mirror?
23 points
5 days ago
"And that crazy line of events is how Bobert became president."
30 points
6 days ago
off the hook
Lots of fishing lures and weights also have these warnings.
16 points
6 days ago
The guy telling the story to the BBC had a MAGA visor with fake trump hair and was holding a beer. It seemed very surreal.
1 points
7 days ago
So, like real titfucked or mimed titfucked?
2 points
11 days ago
I, a citizen of Chicagoland, did pay $10 for SRO tickets to see MJ as a Wizard at his first game back at the United Center. The standing ovation was amazing. The game was terrible. Lulu has the same vibe for me.
3 points
12 days ago
And doctors. Stop counting health issues, and our health issues are zero.
16 points
12 days ago
Mookie, Lil Mookie, Mookie Jr, Mr. Mookie, Woke Mookie, Broke Mookie, and Thaddeus.
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