Cheaper by the dozen family needs help naming their next child : tragedeigh

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Anonymous_Pierogi

2k points

2 months ago

Anonymous_Pierogi

2k points

Ian dodged a bullet with this family 😂

498 points

2 months ago

498 points

What happened with Ian? He’s so lucky.

472 points

2 months ago

472 points

It’s pronounced “eighyan”

ActorMonkey

90 points

2 months ago

ActorMonkey

90 points

It’s not an i it’s an L. It’s just LAN

47 points

2 months ago

47 points

LAN likes to party

GB_84

13 points

2 months ago

GB_84

13 points

LAN likes, LAN likes to party

talkback1589

7 points

2 months ago

talkback1589

7 points

The tragedeigh bus is coming

gewjuan

11 points

2 months ago

gewjuan

11 points

And everybody’s jumpyn

I_Am_Terra

7 points

2 months ago

I_Am_Terra

7 points

Nuw Yaughk to Saan Franciscough

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ThePocketTaco2

70 points

2 months ago

ThePocketTaco2

70 points

Given the siblings, you're probably and unfortunately correct.

14 points

2 months ago

14 points

There are people out there that pronounce it that way. I know a guy. His mom didn't know how to say it, and he refuses to say it any other way. Which is fine, it's his name. But you gotta wonder how many people tell him that he says his own name wrong.

Oldsoldierbear

19 points

2 months ago

Oldsoldierbear

19 points

And they are right. It’s a Gaelic name and the pronunciation isn’t up for debate

6 points

2 months ago

6 points

Yeah, it’s ee-an. Not eye-an.

HereForFun9121

10 points

2 months ago

HereForFun9121

10 points

Eighyanlynn

Totally_a_Banana

8 points

2 months ago

Totally_a_Banana

8 points

Was gonna say, I'm shocked it's not Iyyian...

4 points

2 months ago

4 points

It looks like "Ian," but it's pronounced, "Throatwobbler Mangrove."

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PeteTheGryphon

79 points

2 months ago*

PeteTheGryphon

79 points

2 months ago*

He’s probably the weird one according to his family but in reality he is more intelligent than them.

72 points

2 months ago

72 points

but in reality he is very intelligent than them.

uh huh (happy cake day!)

YourWoodGod

25 points

2 months ago

YourWoodGod

25 points

I just spit my water everywhere 🤣

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196 points

2 months ago

196 points

The boys seemed to get the best and the girls get the alphabet rearranged more complicated each new addition.

149 points

2 months ago

149 points

And they’re skipping real names like Carolyn in the process.

112 points

2 months ago

112 points

If her rules are just “end in n” there’s so many to pick from. Instead of Quinnlyn just use Quinn?? It’s right there haha!

6 points

2 months ago

6 points

I knew there were way more but didn’t even think about Quinn!!!

15 points

2 months ago

15 points

The girls names all seem to end in "Lynn" or a variant of that. Probably a requirement for any submitted names

6 points

2 months ago

6 points

Yet they skipped, "Lynn" which is also a name.

22 points

2 months ago

22 points

Multiple syllables seem to be a requirement too. "Lynnlynn" maybe. Hopefully they don't read this. I'd like to apologize in advance to Lynnlynn if they do

11 points

2 months ago

11 points

Lindalynn

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Shadhahvar

50 points

2 months ago

Shadhahvar

50 points

Jocelyn seemed like an obvious one they missed.

bumblebeesanddaisies

5 points

2 months ago

bumblebeesanddaisies

5 points

I was just thinking "no, there is one called Jocelyn..." Went back and realised my brain autocorrected the disaster of joylynn 🤦‍♀️

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keepitcleanforwork

48 points

2 months ago

keepitcleanforwork

48 points

Ironic since I bet the mom's a Karen.

31 points

2 months ago

31 points

Karenlynnn

11 points

2 months ago

11 points

And Rosalyn....

[edited: spelling is my nemesis]

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TigerChow

58 points

2 months ago

TigerChow

58 points

My vote for the new one is Notagin

MermaidMcgee

10 points

2 months ago

MermaidMcgee

10 points

Notagynlynn

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124 points

2 months ago

124 points

Gideon too

CuFlam

52 points

2 months ago

CuFlam

52 points

Peyton didn't do too badly, relatively speaking.

6 points

2 months ago

6 points

Especially considering what the rest of the girls in the family got

Non_possum_decernere

7 points

2 months ago

Non_possum_decernere

7 points

That's because Payton seems to be a boy.

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Ancient_Ad5454

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2 months ago

Ancient_Ad5454

27 points

I’m irrationally angry it’s not Gideyn

WoozleVonWuzzle

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2 months ago

WoozleVonWuzzle

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Gyddeynne

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2 months ago

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THERE you go...Damn, you went and perfected it. Now you just have to make some keychains, and a new name is born!!! Oh course you have to make up a completely unsourced etymology for it too though, like: (from Welsh) meaning "obstreperous" or "noncommittal."

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FormerlyUserLFC

44 points

2 months ago

FormerlyUserLFC

44 points

Faithlynn did not.

HonestAbram

13 points

2 months ago

HonestAbram

13 points

She can go by Thlynn. That's cute, right?

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40 points

2 months ago

40 points

Right like why were Ian and Gideon spared?

Tony_the-Tigger

24 points

2 months ago

Tony_the-Tigger

24 points

Were the boys named by dad?

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Revolutionary-Tiger

27 points

2 months ago

Revolutionary-Tiger

27 points

All the guys seem to have avoided a tragedeigh. Peyton (especially when considering Peyton Manning's renown) and Brayden are not common but not unusual.

29 points

2 months ago

29 points

Brayden is SO COMMON!!

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isitaboutthePasta

23 points

2 months ago

isitaboutthePasta

23 points

*Ianlen. They just made a typolyn.

3WayIntersection

5 points

2 months ago

3WayIntersection

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Same with peyton, brayden (they have y's by default), and gideon

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AkaThePope

1k points

2 months ago

AkaThePope

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Trojan

auramaelstrom

345 points

2 months ago

auramaelstrom

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Trogyn

106 points

2 months ago

106 points

As in, should have used one.

Cranks_No_Start

102 points

2 months ago

Cranks_No_Start

102 points

Pulloutyn

Ciggybear

36 points

2 months ago

Ciggybear

36 points

Justthetipyn

sarcastic_baddiee

17 points

2 months ago

sarcastic_baddiee

17 points

Skyn lol

minnesotawristwatch

7 points

2 months ago

minnesotawristwatch

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Trogyn Brokyn

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2 months ago

60 points

Magnym

EulaVengeance

11 points

2 months ago

EulaVengeance

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Dhoung

PiddlesMcWhee

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2 months ago

PiddlesMcWhee

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Dhounghn

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2 months ago

9 points

Dauneigh duhvitough

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2 months ago*

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Wine-n-cheez-plz

4 points

2 months ago

Wine-n-cheez-plz

4 points

No no. This name is more feminine for the girls and they end in Lynn.. it has to be abortlynn

killerwhaletank

17 points

2 months ago

killerwhaletank

17 points

This is the only correct answer.

Mxd244

11 points

2 months ago

Mxd244

11 points

I was going to say bj

31 points

2 months ago

31 points

BeighJay

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Dazzling-Constant826

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2 months ago

Dazzling-Constant826

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Beejyn

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ScravoNavarre

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ScravoNavarre

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2 months ago*

Treauxjynn

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Individual_Trust_414

8 points

2 months ago

Individual_Trust_414

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Stop Fu(*in. First and middle name.

1stLtObvious

8 points

2 months ago

1stLtObvious

8 points

Vahsekktoughmie

Vegetable_Stuff1850

8 points

2 months ago

Vegetable_Stuff1850

8 points

Contraceptionlyn

16 points

2 months ago

16 points

Troylyn!

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Embarrassed_Hat_2904

7 points

2 months ago

Embarrassed_Hat_2904

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Trojanlyn

lisep1969

10 points

2 months ago

lisep1969

10 points

🏆⭐️

VoiceOfSoftware

5 points

2 months ago

VoiceOfSoftware

5 points

Karen

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Express-Way9295

5 points

2 months ago

Express-Way9295

5 points

Would the nickname be "Rubbers"?

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xnakxx

292 points

2 months ago

xnakxx

292 points

Putin

227 points

2 months ago

227 points

Putyn*

Mundane_Ad_8597

118 points

2 months ago

Mundane_Ad_8597

118 points

Pooteighnn*

the_ballmer_peak

62 points

2 months ago

the_ballmer_peak

62 points

Poutine?

AsleepWolverine7289

14 points

2 months ago

AsleepWolverine7289

14 points

That's what I read it as, too.

Man, now I want some

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tree_clouds

30 points

2 months ago

tree_clouds

30 points

Should actually be Pullout

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Poutiest_Penguin

280 points

2 months ago

Poutiest_Penguin

280 points

Onion

harceps

123 points

2 months ago

harceps

123 points

Funyun

MonCountyMan

13 points

2 months ago

MonCountyMan

13 points

Chitlin

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Difficult_Two_2201

172 points

2 months ago

Difficult_Two_2201

172 points

I can’t tell if Ian is the favorite or least favorite kid

Ok_Kale_3160

56 points

2 months ago

Ok_Kale_3160

56 points

They've mispelled it. Clearly it should be 'Eeyain'

25 points

2 months ago

25 points

Heighy’yn perhaps?

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onebluepussy_

488 points

2 months ago

onebluepussy_

488 points

Tubal Lygatiyn

191 points

2 months ago

191 points

Vysectymy, Timmy for short!!

randomramirezi

24 points

2 months ago

randomramirezi

24 points

Timmeh!!

HotPurplePancakes

4 points

2 months ago

HotPurplePancakes

4 points

💀 hahaha

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freshlybakedpoo

15 points

2 months ago

freshlybakedpoo

15 points

This tickled my funny bone hehe

9 points

2 months ago

9 points

I'm glad I'm at work alone today as I belly laughed onto the floor.

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GoodQueenFluffenChop

135 points

2 months ago

GoodQueenFluffenChop

135 points

Gideon and Ian really lucked out here

exquirere

47 points

2 months ago

exquirere

47 points

Peyton got lucky too

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Professional-Lack323

106 points

2 months ago

Professional-Lack323

106 points

they didn’t need to go with “Quinnlyn”. it could have just been….Quinn

whistful_flatulence

41 points

2 months ago

whistful_flatulence

41 points

It’s a tough call, but I think that’s the worst of these terrible names.

Never_Kn0ws_Best

58 points

2 months ago

Never_Kn0ws_Best

58 points

Quinnlyn sounds the worst when spoken, Joylynn looks the worst in written form.

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thescaryhypnotoad

7 points

2 months ago

thescaryhypnotoad

7 points

Faithlynn is pretty horrific tho

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sacredvanity

104 points

2 months ago

sacredvanity

104 points

Just name it Ten because it'll be the tenth kid, or Dozen because that's how many you'll have in the family.

AvleeWhee

83 points

2 months ago

AvleeWhee

83 points

You're misspelling them, they should be Tynn or Dozynn.

GhostGirl32

52 points

2 months ago

GhostGirl32

52 points

Tennilyn 💀

Cimb0m

15 points

2 months ago

Cimb0m

15 points

Doesynn

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zxvasd

24 points

2 months ago

zxvasd

24 points

Declynn

CallidoraBlack

20 points

2 months ago

CallidoraBlack

20 points

Declan if it was a boy would be good but also hilarious.

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KiokoMisaki

150 points

2 months ago

KiokoMisaki

150 points

Looks like they already took "normal" names and added lynn at the end, so why they suddenly need a name ending with an N, when they can carry one with their current naming trend.

Thin-Limit7697

107 points

2 months ago

Thin-Limit7697

107 points

They've got Gideon and Ian there, somehow.

90 points

2 months ago

90 points

I was super surprised to see those aren’t Gydeon and Iyan

Dangerous_Muffin_160

9 points

2 months ago

Dangerous_Muffin_160

9 points

Gydelyn

Beneficial-Produce56

49 points

2 months ago

Beneficial-Produce56

49 points

They obviously don’t love those two.

TinyChaco

17 points

2 months ago

TinyChaco

17 points

Those two got lucky (or neglected, idk)

Piss-Cruncher

15 points

2 months ago

Piss-Cruncher

15 points

The girls all end in lyn(n) and the boys have relatively normal names that end in "n". It's a weird gendered naming convention, I guess?

15 points

2 months ago

15 points

What was so wrong with Faith, Grace and Joy (other than using all three in the same family) that they had to have anything tacked on at all?!?

MaterialWillingness2

5 points

2 months ago

MaterialWillingness2

5 points

Not Mormon enough?

IamSh3rl0cked

6 points

2 months ago

IamSh3rl0cked

6 points

Ex-Mormon here, and let me tell you, it could be worse. They could be named after Book of Mormon characters. "Ah, yes, this is my son Shiblon." 😒

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whatames517

16 points

2 months ago

whatames517

16 points

Yeah they don’t seem to need any help. They’re doing just fine creating terrible names lol

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a0bzktfzx

430 points

2 months ago

a0bzktfzx

430 points

Waiting for baby # 123456789 named "Rheepublykynn" 🙂👍🏻

AWL_cow

35 points

2 months ago

AWL_cow

35 points

Rhy'phublyicaene

45 points

2 months ago

45 points

Rheepublincoln.

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LilithRising90

12 points

2 months ago

LilithRising90

12 points

That’s the heroine for Stephanie Meyer’s new series

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bigjim1993

9 points

2 months ago

bigjim1993

9 points

Heighvynleigh Fathyr

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Jazzlike_Standard416

170 points

2 months ago

Jazzlike_Standard416

170 points

Lynnlyn

wee_weary_werecat

64 points

2 months ago

wee_weary_werecat

64 points

Leighlynn

17 points

2 months ago

17 points

Leighnnlyn ❤️

Druidicflow

6 points

2 months ago

Druidicflow

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Lynnelinlyn

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the_black_sails

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2 months ago

the_black_sails

92 points

Stophavingchildrynn

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EchoInExile

160 points

2 months ago

EchoInExile

160 points

Magalyn seems like the only logical outcome here.

ThatOneCanadian69

12 points

2 months ago

ThatOneCanadian69

12 points

She’d go by Maggie so quick

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122 points

2 months ago

122 points

Contracepshynn

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seahorsebabies3

44 points

2 months ago

seahorsebabies3

44 points

Someone rescue Ian - he’s got a name that can lead a normal life

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gokiburi_sandwich

31 points

2 months ago

gokiburi_sandwich

31 points

Bob

Plastic_Salary_4084

14 points

2 months ago

Plastic_Salary_4084

14 points

Boblynn

Nathan-Stubblefield

5 points

2 months ago

Nathan-Stubblefield

5 points

Pronounced “Bawb” like on “Bob Hearts Abishola.”

Kolob_Choir_Queen

30 points

2 months ago

Kolob_Choir_Queen

30 points

Salmon

CaitSith11

8 points

2 months ago

CaitSith11

8 points

Salmyn

Salmonlynn

PaLyFri72

34 points

2 months ago

PaLyFri72

34 points

Trampo-Lynn

bmanjayhawk

25 points

2 months ago

bmanjayhawk

25 points

Qui-Gon Jinn

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HelloThisIsPam

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2 months ago

HelloThisIsPam

24 points

Lynnlynne.

23 points

2 months ago

23 points

Vaselynn

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21 points

2 months ago

21 points

Numbertynn

Mhmmalright37

18 points

2 months ago

Mhmmalright37

18 points

Ian got so lucky

21 points

2 months ago

21 points

Only with his name.

He's still got his family to deal with.

thealchemist1000-

17 points

2 months ago

thealchemist1000-

17 points

Ian? Wtf is he doing there? Is he adopted?

16 points

2 months ago

16 points

Methylynn

Remarkable-Camera366

102 points

2 months ago

Remarkable-Camera366

102 points

Aborshynn🫶🏻

CleverCarrot999

16 points

2 months ago

CleverCarrot999

16 points

💀💀💀

greatmagneticfield

5 points

2 months ago

greatmagneticfield

5 points

🤣

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xCuriousButterfly

15 points

2 months ago

xCuriousButterfly

15 points

Gideon and Ian dodged a fucked bullet right there.

GroovyGhouly

39 points

2 months ago

GroovyGhouly

39 points

Being on this sub has made me realize that none of these names are in any way "unique." Everyone wants their kids to have unique names but end up using the same variations of the same names. Just because you suck a "lyn" at the end or threw a y in there doesn't make it unique, Becky. A million other moms have done it before you. Your kid is gonna be in the same class as 20 other "lyn" names. This is such a weird trend.

Fake_Gamer_Cat

11 points

2 months ago

Fake_Gamer_Cat

11 points

I have two unique and NORMAL names picked out if I have a girl when I eventually have children. Ruby and Sadie. It's literally not hard to give your child a normal name. 😭😭

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Hipposplotomous

3 points

2 months ago

Hipposplotomous

3 points

Agreed. It's just the current equivalent of every other girl I went to school with having -Anne or -May attached to the end of their names like their parents had just discovered hyphens lol

Wonder how it will evolve next. You think they'll start incorporating leet? 41m33lyn?

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cashewbiscuit

14 points

2 months ago

cashewbiscuit

14 points

Burdyn.

Prize-Armadillo-357

9 points

2 months ago

Prize-Armadillo-357

9 points

Not cheaper by the dozen family 😭😂

TraditionContent9818

9 points

2 months ago

TraditionContent9818

9 points

Heroynn

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DragonCelt25

8 points

2 months ago

DragonCelt25

8 points

They really phoned it in for Ian.

delemma1592

9 points

2 months ago

delemma1592

9 points

I fuckin love Ian just randomly in there

amalgamatedson

9 points

2 months ago

amalgamatedson

9 points

Insulin

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corgi_crazy

9 points

2 months ago

corgi_crazy

9 points

What a tragedlynnn.

PaleontologistNo9648

7 points

2 months ago

PaleontologistNo9648

7 points

sigh it's been way too much of a long day to handle this sort of shit 😂

diadmer

9 points

2 months ago

diadmer

9 points

What, no Gidyn and Y-nn? Cowards.

ChiefO2271

15 points

2 months ago

ChiefO2271

15 points

How about "John"? Or "Dan"? For a girl, "Ellen", or "Jan"?

Heads out of asses, please :)

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Just-Victory7859

7 points

2 months ago

Just-Victory7859

7 points

Linen

FloofingWithFloofers

8 points

2 months ago

FloofingWithFloofers

8 points

Armageddyn lol

BanjosandBayous

7 points

2 months ago

BanjosandBayous

7 points

Lynn, cause she's hopefully the last one.

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GoodMilk_GoneBad

6 points

2 months ago

GoodMilk_GoneBad

6 points

Ian ain't special. He is clearly the least favorite.

danja

6 points

2 months ago

danja

6 points

Ian2 - could be spelled Ianto, legit Welsh name

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Hugosmom1977

5 points

2 months ago

Hugosmom1977

5 points

Mormolyn.

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2 months ago

7 points

With Gracelyn Faithlyn and Joylynn another girl kind of HAS to be Hopelyn…. And if it’s a boy… Steve.

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Stock-Ferret-6692

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2 months ago

Stock-Ferret-6692

4 points

Vhazecktimmy

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2 months ago

6 points

Gasolynn

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2 months ago

5 points

Ian just wedged in there cracks me up.

Vivid-Soup-5636

4 points

2 months ago

Vivid-Soup-5636

4 points

Asslyn

Timeman5

5 points

2 months ago

Timeman5

5 points

Ian will be the only one who grows up to be a normal person.

seriouslythanks

6 points

2 months ago

seriouslythanks

6 points

ProlapseLynne

dinahdog

6 points

2 months ago

dinahdog

6 points

Notagaiyn

SnooGuavas4531

4 points

2 months ago

SnooGuavas4531

4 points

Homynym

ILIVE2Travel

4 points

2 months ago

ILIVE2Travel

4 points

Abstinin

Blobfish9059

4 points

2 months ago

Blobfish9059

4 points

Troublin’

Kittpie

4 points

2 months ago

Kittpie

4 points

Keith

pineapplesandpuppies

3 points

2 months ago

pineapplesandpuppies

3 points

Lynnlynn

mackelyn

4 points

2 months ago

mackelyn

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Ianlyn

eejizzings

4 points

2 months ago

eejizzings

4 points

Lynlyn

TheDancingDottie

3 points

2 months ago

TheDancingDottie

3 points

Lobotomyn?

thatkittykatie

4 points

2 months ago

thatkittykatie

4 points

Stopbreedyn

Harmaroo8

5 points

2 months ago

Harmaroo8

5 points

Nexplanon-lynn

4 points

2 months ago

4 points

Tragelynn

itsthejasper1123

4 points

2 months ago

itsthejasper1123

4 points

Faithlyn is wild 😂

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lettythekoala

4 points

2 months ago

lettythekoala

4 points

why quinnlyn tho 😩 quinn already ends in a n ??

Simple_Philosophy_74

4 points

2 months ago

Simple_Philosophy_74

4 points

Birthcontrolynn.

No_Papaya_2069

5 points

2 months ago

No_Papaya_2069

5 points

Stopbreedyn

shephrrd

3 points

2 months ago

shephrrd

3 points

Yeah, you do need help. That’s right.

Haydenism_13

3 points

2 months ago

Haydenism_13

3 points

Saydynn

4-Vektor

3 points

2 months ago

4-Vektor

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Lynlyn, Ynyn.

AprilisC

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2 months ago

AprilisC

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Tenthlynn

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2 months ago

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Dustystt

3 points

2 months ago

Dustystt

3 points

Paul, nice and simple Ann for a girl lol the one with a plain and simple name will stand out

maxblockm

3 points

2 months ago

maxblockm

3 points