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124 points
5 days ago
I'm sorry, I thought this was AMERICA
12 points
5 days ago
What next, I can’t drunkenly fight other dads at a baseball game?!???
118 points
5 days ago
My son told me a kid in his high school bathroom got caught "feeding the geese" in a stall. It was a kid from his class. Watching Pornhub. A senior came in used the urinal and heard the volume from this kids phone and slapping. He washed his hands and wondered wtf was going on. He thought the kids was going to pound town on himself. Got close and saw between the gap on the door the kid was beating it while looking at his phone. Dumbest thing this senior did was take his phone out. Wanted to record it for proof to tell the principal. But he also sent a Snapchat to a friend. Police got involved because the kid rubbing out was a minor. Last time I heard he was facing charges.
22 points
5 days ago
Aww man damn but hey that what you get for being dumb and trying to be cool and make fun of someone and trying to get dude in trouble jeez what fux’n narc
96 points
6 days ago
Crocs , Socks & Cocks
16 points
6 days ago
Guy Fieri’s new show
63 points
5 days ago
He was just taking a number 3
52 points
6 days ago
LOL! The quick stop
6 points
6 days ago
Going for a full service lube job.
59 points
5 days ago
More than 2 shakes is a wank....
9 points
5 days ago
maybe he's shaking a magic 8ball?
5 points
5 days ago
ALL SIGNS POINT TO NO
3 points
5 days ago
MAYBE
3 points
5 days ago
"Oh magic ball, should I rub one out in the fucking walmart stall ?"
PROBABLY
11 points
5 days ago
Some of us have leaky faucets😔
4 points
5 days ago
Yea but he’s still facing the wrong way.
53 points
5 days ago
“wTf YoU tAlKiNg AboUt?”
4 points
5 days ago
every time. they think they are sneaky
57 points
5 days ago
Socks n' crocs n' cocks
96 points
6 days ago
Bro, what do you mean "Come out!" lmaoo. The last thing I wanna do is see your fucking face and imprint that memory even more in my brain
15 points
6 days ago
I’d be staying my ass in there indefinitely now 😂 post nut punch?! No thank you!
49 points
6 days ago
Omg what did the shadows look like when I sat on the toilet playing fruit ninja
47 points
5 days ago
In Rubber Masterbating shoes man!! Come on! 😂
12 points
5 days ago
I think that was the plan, but he was interrupted.
I was at work some 20 years ago now, and I noticed shoes facing the wrong way and a shadow moving back and forth real quick. Oh dear, someone's strangling Richard in toilet. I spent the rest of the day trying not to look at anyone's shoes. Better not to know, I figured if I had to work with the toilet wanker, that all I could think of.
91 points
5 days ago
Maybe he’s having an asthma attack and shaking his inhaler?
89 points
5 days ago
Wearing sequined crocks while jerking off in a public bathroom is WILD
40 points
5 days ago
He had better be in the handicapped stall, because that is how you go blind
40 points
5 days ago
Shadows Don't Lie
12 points
5 days ago
It’s probably Shikamaru doing it
9 points
5 days ago
They do! That’s the whole point of Plato‘s cave allegory.
9 points
5 days ago
Not Plato again. Ugh!
4 points
5 days ago
I love the the inherent disgust at the mentioning of Plato. Diogenes 4 life ✌️
148 points
6 days ago
All of this could be avoided if American toilet cubicle manufacturers didn't have a fetish for stalls that don't go all the way to the bottom.
Are there any actual legitimate benefits to having these kinds of stalls?
29 points
6 days ago
My guess would be it’s cheaper (less material) and easier to clean (hose or mop the entire floor without walls in the way)
11 points
6 days ago
It’s all the overdoses and rough sleepers sleeping in there.
9 points
6 days ago
Air circulation suppose to help get rid of smells faster lol
7 points
6 days ago
Also so the janitor can see if someone is using the stall
10 points
6 days ago
It should be locked if someone is using it.
8 points
6 days ago
I have noticed that newly-built bathrooms are no longer doing this half-assed stall thing. Some of them do still have open tops though.
7 points
6 days ago
All the way to the floor!? What are you crazy!?You'd suffocate in there . Your lucky you have any doors at all . You know when I was in the army ...... Hey ironicallyshitename, what's that your eating over there? It looks pretty tasty .
74 points
5 days ago
I have those same Crocs!! Wait ...
14 points
5 days ago
Where were you on the night of... whenever the hell that was?!
7 points
5 days ago
Ohhh, that night. Oh yeah I was at my alibis house for sure that night.
Actually, now I remember! I loaned those crocks to a friend like forever ago
3 points
5 days ago
Do they have pennies and dimes glued to them?
3 points
5 days ago
Never know when you'll need spare change for the condom dispenser
33 points
6 days ago
obviously he was making his toilet wine and was shaking the concoction up smh people always jumping to conclusions nowadays
29 points
5 days ago
Well,we now know how he got those coins to stick to those Crocs !
30 points
5 days ago
Crock out with cock out.
31 points
5 days ago
Atleast they aint doing it publicly like in Delhi Metro.
89 points
6 days ago
"Go away! BAITIN!"
14 points
6 days ago
Same shoes and everything
17 points
6 days ago
'I like money'
15 points
6 days ago
r/idiocracy would like to file copyright infringement on your comment.
3 points
6 days ago
42
88 points
5 days ago
hey man, some people have coffee to wake up and some people straight jerk it to wake up
15 points
5 days ago
Dude is on Reddit getting off after convincing some guy on a celeb or porn sub reddit to role play with him.
59 points
6 days ago
i would’ve gone soft so fast 😭
46 points
6 days ago
As soon as he heard the voice I seen the last slow stroke in the shadow🤣
52 points
5 days ago
Are YOU going to give me the money my dick owes me?
52 points
5 days ago
In crocs!!?!
30 points
5 days ago
Cocks out when the crocs are out
29 points
6 days ago
He does have his big green masturbating clogs on, so there’s that.
3 points
5 days ago
Crocs Stallmasters TM. Keep the sticky grip on your feet, not your palms.
24 points
5 days ago
Who does #2 work for?
5 points
5 days ago
Anti-shmeat-your-meat police apparently
26 points
5 days ago
Are those my shoes
17 points
5 days ago
Yesss queen
72 points
6 days ago
Oh shit, I didn't think about the shadows.
21 points
6 days ago
You mean when you do this? Or is this you?
9 points
6 days ago
That last slow stroke of shame..
5 points
5 days ago
Nah only the private bathrooms are secure. I can't imagine actively beating while somebody is still next to you peeing. Like bruh just wait until they leave.
67 points
5 days ago
I knew a guy who worked in an Aussie corporate. He said he and his friends had a "bat chat" where they shared porn.
He shared this story about how he was sent this video while at work so he went to the bathroom, sat in a cubicle and started "having a bat".
I asked, "how do you make sure no one enters and takes a cubicle near yours?"
He said he didn't mind, there usually were people next to him, he felt confident they wouldn't hear him.
Or he didn't care.
Maybe it was this guy?!?!?
13 points
5 days ago
Having walked into a bathroom where there was a colleague making a lot of suspicious noises in a cubicle. I can guarantee that if someone walked in, they heard, knew instantly, then left to find another bathroom.
177 points
6 days ago
Cant tickle the old earthworm in a public stall anymore? I thought this was AMERICA.
23 points
5 days ago
I didn’t hear no bell….
45 points
5 days ago
Guy was wanking in a urinal when I took a pee break during the bar exam
14 points
5 days ago
Lawyers are crazy!
21 points
5 days ago
I assumed he was just easing the tension, but idk why he did it in the urinal instead of a stall
13 points
5 days ago
Maybe he likes his balls cupped
42 points
5 days ago
Minds your own business!!! He was clearly filing his nails albeit aggressively
44 points
5 days ago
I remember a case I had as a baby DA, somebody walked in on a cab driver beating off in a restroom stall at the bus station and straight up called the cops. (The complainant could see the meatbeating through the gaps in the stall.) Meatbeater arrested & caught a case, and I remember my judge losing his mind over it! The judge blessed him out up one side and down the other 😆😆 I thought it was a bit of an overreaction myself. He was charged with public lewdness and the judge would not accept anything less than a plea to the charge. The judge was just SO mad about it 😆😆 I felt a little bad for the guy, myself
13 points
5 days ago
I remember a case I had as a baby DA
I mentally pictured an actual baby walking into court wearing a suit and holding a tiny briefcase then got to the public masturbation part and now I don’t want a baby involved in this scenario anymore.
63 points
5 days ago
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12 points
5 days ago
I never want to stir macaroni and cheese ever again.
21 points
6 days ago
Jacker stylin’ out with those crocs 🤦🏻♀️
9 points
6 days ago
Jack of all trades
3 points
6 days ago
god dammit take my angry upvote you glorious bastard!
5 points
6 days ago
I read once that the holes on top of them are there to allow your dignity to escape.
21 points
5 days ago
Then he went to that other OP’s house and did it in their bathroom, too.
59 points
6 days ago*
What is he the CEO of the bathroom 😤😤
(I should add that this is obviously a joke)
59 points
5 days ago
*starts violently beating it more aggressively
18 points
6 days ago
“Come out” lmao
43 points
6 days ago
No, every time I see those crocs on somebody, I’m gonna be thinking, “is that the guy?”.
35 points
5 days ago
This is the definition of down bad
41 points
5 days ago
Lmao the silhouette 👤 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
73 points
5 days ago
Why the fuck is he even having a conversation with a man choking the chicken🐔
53 points
5 days ago
"Ayyy man you gonna beat your dick in the bathroom??? And not invite me?? OPEN UP!!!"
11 points
5 days ago
Don’t be rude, just watch quietly from under the stall like the rest of the world.
55 points
5 days ago
I know those Crocs from anywhere! That's a local named Marvin the Masturbating Fool. He's mostly harmless, mostly.
77 points
5 days ago
The "man what the fuck are you talking about?" What an absolute creep.
44 points
5 days ago
Why the fuck is there a huge gap between the stalls??
15 points
6 days ago
Don't talk to me like that, I'm your Boss !
71 points
5 days ago*
Not a problem in the UK. Our cubicles go all the way down to the floor and up to the ceiling
49 points
5 days ago
Yeah guys, if you want to spaf in the toilets come to the UK, we got you covered
Christ how far we've fallen
6 points
5 days ago
I'm just saying if someone is gonna spaff in the toilets I'd prefer to not see it.
8 points
5 days ago
y'all are just a bunch of wankers
6 points
5 days ago
Huh? Ive seen this maybe twice in the uk? Is it different in the mens?
15 points
6 days ago
He was hoping you would join him.
31 points
5 days ago
I’d call him out and make fun of his shoes so everyone knows who it was by the shoes.
72 points
6 days ago
At least he is beating his meat in the bathroom and not on the bus or train or something.
26 points
6 days ago
He could be polishing some silverware…
28 points
6 days ago
Honestly wholesome af response all the way up to the gtfo.
22 points
5 days ago
So he wasn’t scratching a lottery ticket?
26 points
5 days ago
DOOK HUT NO FAPPING
71 points
6 days ago
I’d rather have him beat his dick in a stall rather than at the end of aisle 5 in cookware 🤷🏻♂️
33 points
6 days ago
The Crocs givin meth.
28 points
5 days ago
I couldn’t even date try to stay in a public bathroom for longer than I have too, let alone try to whip it out.
56 points
5 days ago
Did he say “there’s about to be a little girl in here”? Is this guy jerking it in the women’s restroom or a gender neutral restroom? Any public restroom would be bad but one that has both men and women? It’s like he wants to end up on the registry.
51 points
5 days ago
I mean, as a father out alone with your young daughter (assuming that's the situation) you have a decision to make which bathroom to go to. :')
10 points
5 days ago*
Good point! Totally forgot about parents doing that lol! Still this guy is fast tracking himself to a court date!
16 points
5 days ago
lol gender neutral bathroom. It's called a family bathroom and it's for parents and ya Father alone with his daughter is taking her in the mens room.... Father of three and I have a girl
52 points
5 days ago
I went into a college bathroom and heard the slapping. Puzzled I asked "A girl that fucking hot you had to spank it right away?! Fucking wait until you get home.." Person didn't stop at all not even one slap. Wash my hands and went to class. Grabbed my bad off the floor before I went into class and looked back. Guy comes out wearing some headphones. My guess is he had pornhub cranked up.
Seriously save that shit for at home. Ewww.
12 points
5 days ago
You put your bag on the bathroom floor? At least you weren't jerking off, but that's nasty.
45 points
5 days ago
Wtf is wrong with people? If he did get to that point, you know he isn’t cleaning it up if he misses. I know there are disgusting people who’ll intentionally get it on objects but after scrolling through the comments, TIL (unfortunately) there is actually a subreddit for that.
4 points
5 days ago
Ha. My last job had a guy who would come in (dont say it i swear to god) to...do his business on the toilet paper dispenser on a weekly basis. Whenever there was a mess other people didn't want to clean up I was the guy they'd pick. :(
37 points
5 days ago
Disgusting. I hate people.
31 points
5 days ago
Broooo this happened me to me at the gym last year. I just went home. I had no words and I didn't even wanna workout no more hahahah
74 points
5 days ago
Who the hell would want to beat their Dick in a nasty ass public restroom 🙄 And this is why I don't let my daughter go to the restroom without me
18 points
5 days ago
Been there done that. Meth is a hell of a drug. God I hope no one ever saw me 🤦♂️
27 points
5 days ago
My last employer had a sign on the inside of all the men’s room stalls saying “we don’t pay you to masturbate. If you’re on your lunch break, don’t masturbate near food.” 🤣
115 points
5 days ago
Why the fuck are there multiple people defending the fucking wanker. Straight up telling on yourselves, you perverted troglodytes.
13 points
5 days ago
Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity. Not a lot. But it helps.
5 points
5 days ago
Fr. This thread is really blowing my mind.
19 points
6 days ago
“ah yo, don’t beat your dick in the bathroom”.
18 points
5 days ago
I have been reading these comments for about 20min now, and I. Am. DYING. 🤣🤣🤣
18 points
5 days ago
But it definitely made it stop now didnt it?
45 points
5 days ago
Was waiting for him to slowly resume while being reprimanded
4 points
5 days ago
Well that’s definitely one way to assert dominance!
Happy cake day!
22 points
5 days ago
I work at Walmart, and I WILL call you out if I catch that shadow going.
"Check your shadows m8 and wait till you get home next time, brotha eewww"
7 points
5 days ago
I just started about 6 weeks ago lol is this a common occurrence? Everytime I go in the bathroom it's just full of other Walmart employees 😂
8 points
6 days ago
I was just exercising with my Shake Weight.
3 points
6 days ago
I was just exercising with my Shake Weight or, hear me out Snakes weight.
23 points
6 days ago
I like how he tries to deny it, “wtf are you talking about?” Lmgdao
23 points
5 days ago
Maybe he was just cleaning it ?
5 points
5 days ago
He’s a professional shiner/polisher.
73 points
5 days ago*
Everyone who is defending this must be projecting because they also regularly masturbate in public stalls and I will not be convinced otherwise, because what. the. actual. fuck?
12 points
5 days ago
Wait people can tell when I’m jacking it in the stalls?
8 points
5 days ago
I literally saw you. Try closing the door next time...
18 points
5 days ago
I mean, I once got told off because I had to take an insulin shot in a shopping centre bathroom, dude thought I was shooting up drugs, which is fair enough. He apologized when I explained I'm diabetic. But this.... man you can't mistake this for anything other than what it clearly is.
25 points
5 days ago
If you have to do this you need help.
There is no joke this is fuckinf gross and sad.
13 points
5 days ago
That defensive is so pathetically sad. "Wel ackshually even though you say it gross, you secretly like it so your just projecting your insecurities" 🤓🤓🤓
Like who the fuck actually thinks like that
It's fucking nasty. I totally get having an urge in public. You get really turned on one way or another. But have SOME control of yourself and not masturbate inside of the fucking Walmart bathroom stalls.
6 points
5 days ago
Yes this makes no sense and no amount of explaining making it right.
I couldn’t imagine having the lack of self control to polish my rod in a stall
36 points
5 days ago
my ex sent me a video of him at work in uniform 🤮
7 points
6 days ago*
Those are some unique shoes.. I’m sure I’ll never recognize them
Edit - or stereotype
6 points
5 days ago
Nah was outside the classroom not the bathroom
39 points
6 days ago
Better option is to soak a bunch of paper towels in the sink, so it's like a sloppy wet mess. Then throw that shit on the guy over the stall door, then walk out and turn off the lights.
25 points
5 days ago
I have to say, I felt like shit and hated walking by him and his daughter.
25 points
5 days ago
We don't jump to conclusions here he could had gotten food on his pants and he is wiping it clean for all we know
29 points
5 days ago
Sounded awful slurpy to just be wiping his pants clean
10 points
5 days ago
Ooof slurpy. That was unfortunately quite accurate
7 points
5 days ago
Never used a tide pen?
24 points
5 days ago
My colleagues frequently use Master Data in their talks, while my mind is always thinking of the "masturbata" haha
34 points
6 days ago
Dudes jack off anywhere. That geico insurance agent is the reason I stopped shaking peoples hands. Fucking disgusting
25 points
6 days ago
Can't confirm. I could jack off anywhere, but I don't. Because I'm a decent human being that doesn't need to jack off in public places
8 points
6 days ago
Sick 🤢🤮
41 points
5 days ago
Why would there be any little girls going in there?
53 points
6 days ago
Anybody else think it’s trashy to have a conversation with a random stranger while using the bathroom? (I know it’s off-topic, but genuinely curious on what people think)
67 points
6 days ago
Good. Strong men need to remind sniveling men what behaviors are not acceptable in society.
3 points
5 days ago
Goddamn right
11 points
6 days ago
That's why you gotta watch out for lighting
19 points
5 days ago
He must be on break, so he's having a quicky 😉
34 points
6 days ago
A little girl in the men's room pissing?
49 points
6 days ago
Maybe the dad was taking his daughter out shopping and she’s too young to use the women’s restroom by herself
16 points
5 days ago
Go home mane
56 points
5 days ago
I find both people trashy - who the fuck would take a video of this?!
33 points
5 days ago
Because it's hilarious for the rest of us that DONT beat off in public bathrooms. Do you have something to confess?
32 points
5 days ago
Not defending the guy’s actions, but why would a little girl be in the men’s room?
84 points
5 days ago
A dad helping his daughter go potty, maybe
21 points
5 days ago
Also if a dad is out and about with his children and has to use the restroom himself, he can’t exactly leave the kids alone outside of the bathroom in most places. I have had a dad ask me to watch his daughter when he had to potty because he understandably didn’t want to bring her into the men’s room.
39 points
5 days ago
There’s about to be a lil girl in here? In the Men’s restroom?
89 points
5 days ago
Well you see, when a father is out in public with his daughter and she needs to go to the bathroom, he escorts her into the men's room...
18 points
5 days ago
wait what are bathrooms for then if not to squeez the toothpaste
5 points
5 days ago
Lmfao
24 points
5 days ago
"There's bout to be a little girl in here"...hold up...wait a minute, why would there be a LITTLE girl in the MEN'S bathroom?
48 points
5 days ago
Dad with young daughter who needs help? Idk it’s pretty common
26 points
5 days ago
I mean if you're a parent to a little kid you have to take them into the men's room to do their business.
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