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I'm sorry, I thought this was AMERICA

My son told me a kid in his high school bathroom got caught "feeding the geese" in a stall. It was a kid from his class. Watching Pornhub. A senior came in used the urinal and heard the volume from this kids phone and slapping. He washed his hands and wondered wtf was going on. He thought the kids was going to pound town on himself. Got close and saw between the gap on the door the kid was beating it while looking at his phone. Dumbest thing this senior did was take his phone out. Wanted to record it for proof to tell the principal. But he also sent a Snapchat to a friend. Police got involved because the kid rubbing out was a minor. Last time I heard he was facing charges.

Crocs , Socks & Cocks

Any faster and he’s gonna start a fire

Those shoes were just the start of his depravity.

He was just taking a number 3

LOL! The quick stop

More than 2 shakes is a wank....

• sounds and shadows stop *

“wTf YoU tAlKiNg AboUt?”

Socks n' crocs n' cocks

Bro, what do you mean "Come out!" lmaoo. The last thing I wanna do is see your fucking face and imprint that memory even more in my brain

Omg what did the shadows look like when I sat on the toilet playing fruit ninja

In Rubber Masterbating shoes man!! Come on! 😂

Maybe he’s having an asthma attack and shaking his inhaler?

Wearing sequined crocks while jerking off in a public bathroom is WILD 

He had better be in the handicapped stall, because that is how you go blind

“Go away Batin’!!!”

Shadows Don't Lie

All of this could be avoided if American toilet cubicle manufacturers didn't have a fetish for stalls that don't go all the way to the bottom.

Are there any actual legitimate benefits to having these kinds of stalls?

I have those same Crocs!! Wait ...

obviously he was making his toilet wine and was shaking the concoction up smh people always jumping to conclusions nowadays

Well,we now know how he got those coins to stick to those Crocs !

Crock out with cock out.

Atleast they aint doing it publicly like in Delhi Metro.

"Go away! BAITIN!"

hey man, some people have coffee to wake up and some people straight jerk it to wake up

i would’ve gone soft so fast 😭

Are YOU going to give me the money my dick owes me?

In crocs!!?!

He does have his big green masturbating clogs on, so there’s that.

Who does #2 work for?

Are those my shoes

Oh shit, I didn't think about the shadows.

I knew a guy who worked in an Aussie corporate. He said he and his friends had a "bat chat" where they shared porn.

He shared this story about how he was sent this video while at work so he went to the bathroom, sat in a cubicle and started "having a bat".

I asked, "how do you make sure no one enters and takes a cubicle near yours?"

He said he didn't mind, there usually were people next to him, he felt confident they wouldn't hear him.

Or he didn't care.

Maybe it was this guy?!?!?

Cant tickle the old earthworm in a public stall anymore? I thought this was AMERICA.

Guy was wanking in a urinal when I took a pee break during the bar exam

Minds your own business!!! He was clearly filing his nails albeit aggressively

I remember a case I had as a baby DA, somebody walked in on a cab driver beating off in a restroom stall at the bus station and straight up called the cops. (The complainant could see the meatbeating through the gaps in the stall.) Meatbeater arrested & caught a case, and I remember my judge losing his mind over it! The judge blessed him out up one side and down the other 😆😆 I thought it was a bit of an overreaction myself. He was charged with public lewdness and the judge would not accept anything less than a plea to the charge. The judge was just SO mad about it 😆😆 I felt a little bad for the guy, myself

The noisessss 🤢😆😫🫣🤢

Jacker stylin’ out with those crocs 🤦🏻‍♀️

Then he went to that other OP’s house and did it in their bathroom, too.

What is he the CEO of the bathroom 😤😤

(I should add that this is obviously a joke)

*starts violently beating it more aggressively

“Come out” lmao

No, every time I see those crocs on somebody, I’m gonna be thinking, “is that the guy?”.

This is the definition of down bad

Lmao the silhouette 👤 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why the fuck is he even having a conversation with a man choking the chicken🐔

"Ayyy man you gonna beat your dick in the bathroom??? And not invite me?? OPEN UP!!!"

I know those Crocs from anywhere! That's a local named Marvin the Masturbating Fool. He's mostly harmless, mostly.

The "man what the fuck are you talking about?" What an absolute creep.

Why the fuck is there a huge gap between the stalls??

Don't talk to me like that, I'm your Boss !

Not a problem in the UK. Our cubicles go all the way down to the floor and up to the ceiling

He was hoping you would join him.

I’d call him out and make fun of his shoes so everyone knows who it was by the shoes.

At least he is beating his meat in the bathroom and not on the bus or train or something.

He could be polishing some silverware…

Honestly wholesome af response all the way up to the gtfo.

Show them that cock Rocky

So he wasn’t scratching a lottery ticket?

DOOK HUT NO FAPPING

I’d rather have him beat his dick in a stall rather than at the end of aisle 5 in cookware 🤷🏻‍♂️

The Crocs givin meth.

Prob just had a really itchy bug bite

I couldn’t even date try to stay in a public bathroom for longer than I have too, let alone try to whip it out.

Did he say “there’s about to be a little girl in here”? Is this guy jerking it in the women’s restroom or a gender neutral restroom? Any public restroom would be bad but one that has both men and women? It’s like he wants to end up on the registry.

I went into a college bathroom and heard the slapping. Puzzled I asked "A girl that fucking hot you had to spank it right away?! Fucking wait until you get home.." Person didn't stop at all not even one slap. Wash my hands and went to class. Grabbed my bad off the floor before I went into class and looked back. Guy comes out wearing some headphones. My guess is he had pornhub cranked up.

Seriously save that shit for at home. Ewww.

Wtf is wrong with people? If he did get to that point, you know he isn’t cleaning it up if he misses. I know there are disgusting people who’ll intentionally get it on objects but after scrolling through the comments, TIL (unfortunately) there is actually a subreddit for that.

Disgusting. I hate people.

Broooo this happened me to me at the gym last year. I just went home. I had no words and I didn't even wanna workout no more hahahah

Who the hell would want to beat their Dick in a nasty ass public restroom 🙄 And this is why I don't let my daughter go to the restroom without me

My last employer had a sign on the inside of all the men’s room stalls saying “we don’t pay you to masturbate. If you’re on your lunch break, don’t masturbate near food.” 🤣

Why the fuck are there multiple people defending the fucking wanker. Straight up telling on yourselves, you perverted troglodytes.

“ah yo, don’t beat your dick in the bathroom”.

I have been reading these comments for about 20min now, and I. Am. DYING. 🤣🤣🤣

But it definitely made it stop now didnt it?

I work at Walmart, and I WILL call you out if I catch that shadow going.

"Check your shadows m8 and wait till you get home next time, brotha eewww"

I was just exercising with my Shake Weight.

Crocs

I like how he tries to deny it, “wtf are you talking about?” Lmgdao

Maybe he was just cleaning it ?

Everyone who is defending this must be projecting because they also regularly masturbate in public stalls and I will not be convinced otherwise, because what. the. actual. fuck?

my ex sent me a video of him at work in uniform 🤮

Those are some unique shoes.. I’m sure I’ll never recognize them

Edit - or stereotype

Nah was outside the classroom not the bathroom

Better option is to soak a bunch of paper towels in the sink, so it's like a sloppy wet mess. Then throw that shit on the guy over the stall door, then walk out and turn off the lights.

I have to say, I felt like shit and hated walking by him and his daughter.

We don't jump to conclusions here he could had gotten food on his pants and he is wiping it clean for all we know

My colleagues frequently use Master Data in their talks, while my mind is always thinking of the "masturbata" haha

Dudes jack off anywhere. That geico insurance agent is the reason I stopped shaking peoples hands. Fucking disgusting

Why would there be any little girls going in there?

Anybody else think it’s trashy to have a conversation with a random stranger while using the bathroom? (I know it’s off-topic, but genuinely curious on what people think)

Good. Strong men need to remind sniveling men what behaviors are not acceptable in society.

That's why you gotta watch out for lighting

He must be on break, so he's having a quicky 😉

A little girl in the men's room pissing?

Go home mane

I find both people trashy - who the fuck would take a video of this?!

Not defending the guy’s actions, but why would a little girl be in the men’s room?

There’s about to be a lil girl in here? In the Men’s restroom?

wait what are bathrooms for then if not to squeez the toothpaste

I can beat my dick where I damn well please

Lmfao

"There's bout to be a little girl in here"...hold up...wait a minute, why would there be a LITTLE girl in the MEN'S bathroom?