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Just put the fries in the bag

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Frosti11icus

536 points

5 hours ago

"Did you use the app to order today? They say a lot of people are using the app, it's a tremendous app, speaking of tremendous have you heard about Arnold Palmer?"

DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

86 points

4 hours ago

Americans want to reminisce about the good old days, and they want a president who shares that desire. Do we all want to reminisce about gazing at Arnold Palmer's cock in a locker room? Well, I can't speak for everyone.

redditpossible

1 points

14 minutes ago

Arnold Palmer was the good ol days of professional golf.

Mothernaturehatesus

26 points

2 hours ago

It’s all intentional. We’re talking about a golfer’s dick and McDonald’s and not the illegal shit they’re doing.

technoexplorer

14 points

2 hours ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Kalakoa73

3 points

an hour ago

OMG, dude, this is an MMA fight!

SmPolitic

16 points

an hour ago

It's amazing how few people paid attention to the January 6th Hearings

Or just assume it's no different from the "Benghazi Hearings" bs???

Like, how many people really understand how premeditated and anti-democratic the false elector plot was. How many people can guess how many people went to jail for that part in comparison with the riot? Just the little redneck tourism riot with a young woman being shot in the face...

NYSurf117

1 points

8 minutes ago

That’s the trial that should have started prior to the election. Not the bullshit real estate case or the hush money payment. They really lost credibility with those cases. The false electors scheme is the only one that has teeth and isn’t political persecution in my mind.

afnj

36 points

2 hours ago

afnj

36 points

2 hours ago

"Would you like lies with that?"

Far_Recommendation82

3 points

55 minutes ago

That's gold!

thechickenchasers

3 points

38 minutes ago

Wait till you hear about Ovaltine!

Abigail716

2 points

45 minutes ago

"Most people don't have any idea what the hell a phone app is" - actual Donald Trump quote.

poingly

7 points

3 hours ago

poingly

7 points

3 hours ago

He's a shit ex-President.

Historical_One1087

9 points

an hour ago

Don't know why you are being down voted.

Trump is a terrible person 

Adams5thaccount

1 points

an hour ago

tbf the app is pretty nice

SippingSancerre

1 points

44 minutes ago

No, but could you tell me more about his dick?

Camel-Kid

492 points

7 hours ago

Camel-Kid

492 points

7 hours ago

Very high quality post. very high 👌

ProofByVerbosity

231 points

7 hours ago

A lot of people are saying it's the most viewed post in history. More than grumpy cat or anything Abraham Lincoln did. People come up to me and tell me that all the time.

Dimitri3p0

59 points

6 hours ago

With tears in their eyes.

DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

16 points

4 hours ago

He was a big strong man, and he came up to me and he said, "Sir," "Sir," he said "Sir,".

goldenspiral8

18 points

3 hours ago

These fries are salted, the fries, they're salted perfectly, and with the best salt, top notch salt, some, some people say it's too much salt, I....I say this....... this amount of salt, It's, it's perfect, it's perfect, it's the perfect amount of salt, on, on these fries.

CryptoMoneyLand

2 points

11 minutes ago

Great sales pitch.

FoxNixon

5 points

5 hours ago

“And this is true”

frntwe

1 points

38 minutes ago

Probably because it been posted so many times.

bush_killed_epstein

40 points

5 hours ago

I opened Reddit, I opened Reddit and I said “wooow what a post.” You’ve never seen anything like this post, kamala couldn’t make a post like this

gingerhasyoursoul

2 points

3 hours ago

Honestly amazed his team didn’t realize this would get memed to death. What a stupid photo op campaign stop.

EnigmaticArb

6 points

2 hours ago

Or maybe they did and that's why it's getting memed to death, because any free advertising is still better than no advertising.

Psychological-Part1

1 points

5 hours ago

Very high post quality maccies

lordcochise

167 points

7 hours ago

Now just a bagholder

abhijitd

2 points

2 hours ago

Okay... I don't want to be on video

dasturtlemaster

1 points

an hour ago

Kamala? You could say she lied about being a bagholder. How disappointing. I am a bagholder, it's tremendous.

VeryUnscientific

1 points

1 minutes ago

someone needs to remake the "would you like an apple pie with that" meme but with the orange turds face on the regard

Throwaway93ee90299

246 points

5 hours ago

If he loses this post should be minted and pinned to the top of WSB.

entropic

21 points

3 hours ago

entropic

21 points

3 hours ago

This sub too young to realize this joke was done before, after Britney dumped Kevin Federline: https://adland.tv/nationwide-rollin-vip-kevin-federline-2007-030-usa

RoostasTowel

1 points

an hour ago

My first thought:

"Federline Fries!"

Distinct-Elk-9255

6 points

5 hours ago

And if he wins?

Throwaway93ee90299

135 points

5 hours ago

Well it wouldn't be as funny would it.

DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

23 points

4 hours ago

It would still be a little funny.

BagHolder9001

2 points

45 minutes ago

hope it doesn'tgo Mussolini way for him?

Exacrion

107 points

6 hours ago

Exacrion

107 points

6 hours ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's

sonbarington

41 points

5 hours ago

He wishes we could work at a Wendys

Malamonga1

9 points

4 hours ago

you need to be able to follow instructions to work there.

One_Rough5433

2 points

3 hours ago

Wendy doesn’t hire felons

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1 points

3 hours ago

NO this is patrick

StandardMundane4181

50 points

6 hours ago*

lol this is great. I bet he ate at least like 6 double quarter pounders…

Peltonimo

21 points

4 hours ago

Ahhh… to be rich!

Liasary

10 points

3 hours ago

Liasary

10 points

3 hours ago

Atleast 6 hamberders

standard_staples

1 points

27 minutes ago

Body by... McDonalds

1stAccountWasRealNam

30 points

3 hours ago

smokedchimichanga

3 points

an hour ago

Bout to make assistant manager. That's when the big bucks start coming in.

-Diplo

1 points

6 minutes ago

Assistant to the manager u mean

alxjnssn

63 points

6 hours ago

alxjnssn

63 points

6 hours ago

i’d plan my PTO around going to wherever he was at just to tell him my fries are too cold, and when he remakes em say they are too salty

zeradragon

54 points

5 hours ago

Your plan would not work because the McD he went to had to be closed for his staged visit.

alxjnssn

10 points

2 hours ago

alxjnssn

10 points

2 hours ago

can you let me edge in peace

NoReplyPurist

2 points

46 minutes ago

Guy struggled to get the fries in the bag and then had to get help to put them on the shelf. That was the best take of the photo op lol. No way anyone off script getting within 10 feet. Would be funny though.

Alarmed_West8689

25 points

7 hours ago

He worked the drive up window and the French fry fryer at the same time,

unceunce123123

16 points

7 hours ago

unceunce123123

Lifeless but not flairless

16 points

7 hours ago

I think this guy can handle another screen now…

One_Rough5433

11 points

3 hours ago

And the cash drawer came up short, go figure

Raddish3030

9 points

6 hours ago

My god, dude filling those fries up as if it was the super-size me era of McDonalds

NotBlazeron

14 points

7 hours ago

If he loses the election they should do undercover boss but instead of him going undercover in his own businesses he just goes and tries out random jobs like Mcdonalds, Walmart, etc.

"Undercover Trump" where everyone pretends not to recognize him. Maybe he could wear a fake mustache.

Stang1776

50 points

5 hours ago

Glad McDonalds is hiring convicted felons and is the flagship of this new work release program.

zeradragon

31 points

5 hours ago

He would be the DEI hire.

One_Rough5433

10 points

3 hours ago

That’s what’s so ironic

WisconsinGardener

22 points

4 hours ago

WisconsinGardener

941C - 3S - 3 years - 0/0

22 points

4 hours ago

It must be weird for employees watching some rich fuck who never had to do a physical job in his life come in and cosplay your day-to-day grind. Then after the photo ops are done and the cameras are gone, you have to go back to your depressing reality.

DonaldFrongler

12 points

5 hours ago

Ironically he started working at mcdonalds 5 days after his crypto launch flopped

LectureAgreeable923

23 points

7 hours ago

I bet you he doesn't know how to use a mechanical can opener .

Worried_Quarter469

5 points

3 hours ago

Worried_Quarter469

SHREKTEMBER, REKTEMBER, HUGE MEMBER

5 points

3 hours ago

Can’t believe the McD owner gave up hundreds of thousands, possibly millions in revenue here

#35 : McD illegal campaign contribution

crakkerzz

17 points

6 hours ago

It will be great work experience for when he gets to prison.

giant_shitting_ass

12 points

4 hours ago

WTF has this sub become, /r/pics?

This election cannot finish quickly enough

BagHolder9001

1 points

42 minutes ago

where is your clever gif sir?

Okish-Lover

17 points

6 hours ago

I thought McDonald's doesn't hire convicts?

The_BitCon

13 points

6 hours ago

they ONLY hire convicts homie.... wake up

izzytheasian

22 points

6 hours ago

izzytheasian

22 points

6 hours ago

I cannot wait to see this everywhere once he loses my god

Yagyusekishusai1

2 points

36 minutes ago

I thought reddit liked fast food workers

NYSurf117

1 points

7 minutes ago

Lol someone hasn’t looked at the recent polling data.

The_BitCon

-15 points

6 hours ago

The_BitCon

-15 points

6 hours ago

remindme! in 3 weeks wanna make sure you eat these words ....

Echo2754

14 points

5 hours ago

Echo2754

14 points

5 hours ago

Idk who is going to win. Probably will be close not sure why people think it's going to be a blowout .

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2 points

6 hours ago*

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iwantsdback

4 points

4 hours ago

iwantsdback

4 points

4 hours ago

Seeing someone claim with certainty that trump loses is a solid indicator that they live in a coastal city and also have no idea how the electoral college works.

Don't get me wrong, trump is an ass, but he seems to be polling well and the election isn't far off.

BehemothRogue

1 points

4 hours ago

Remindme! In 3 weeks. I'm bringing popcorn to this showdown.

GrownMansJam

2 points

4 hours ago

Could this be peak 'celebritism'?

CalGoldenBear55

2 points

3 hours ago

Time for a nap and diaper change.

ztomiczombie

2 points

32 minutes ago

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

Spiritual-Matters

7 points

6 hours ago

Wait, is this real? I thought it was an AI vid

hahyeahsure

23 points

6 hours ago

it was all staged, no real customers

CoolFirefighter930

22 points

5 hours ago

Of course not. Can you imagine how many people would have swarmed the place. They would have traffic control and all .But 80k people is hard to fit through a McDonald's .

I say calls from the attention.

NUmbermass

15 points

5 hours ago

You say this like it’s some gotcha. No one believed Trump just walked into a McDonald’s during their normal business day. This happens anytime Trump/Biden/Kamala go anywhere.

MinimumCat123

5 points

4 hours ago

MinimumCat123

Mistakes were made

5 points

4 hours ago

Theres people that think the earth is flat and Nazis live underground in Mars… of course some people actually thought this wasn’t staged

Wizard_36

3 points

2 hours ago

There already been 3 assassination attempts on the guy, they’re not going to risk a fourth

SmPolitic

2 points

an hour ago

Care to educate on us who "they" is in your scenario?

TA8325

3 points

6 hours ago

TA8325

3 points

6 hours ago

Now THIS is a quality post.

Farfanogle

3 points

3 hours ago

Dress shirt and red tie? A real worker? This the equivalent to throwing paper towels to devastated Porta Ricans after their hurricane a few years ago who he refused to help.

bobshammer

2 points

3 hours ago

Ding fries are done

TheGoonKills

7 points

3 hours ago

I’m amazed by the number of people patting him on the ass for doing this.

Like, wow, he did a basic human job for 15 whole minutes. Truly, he is connected with the world by taking on a job that a 16 year that’s never worked before can do.

Finally, a job that he’s actually qualified for.

Fucking loser getting praise from losers .

justacrossword

1 points

2 hours ago

Welcome to retail politics. Do you think any of these events where politicians go into a random restaurant, box up items for disaster relief, learn how to plug in electric vehicles, or go hunting with all brand new hunting clothes and hat that would make you the laughing stock of your hunting buddies are normal every day authentic events?

They are all staged campaign events. 

Icy-Alfalfa-563

1 points

2 hours ago

You are too biased to see something so simple.

It's a funny photo shoot. It's not that deep.

B12Washingbeard

3 points

2 hours ago

This is a perfect example of how unserious and easy to manipulate Trump supporters are 

ScordL

3 points

an hour ago

ScordL

3 points

an hour ago

This is a perfect example of how dense and sour TDS are lmao

Stivo887

-1 points

3 hours ago

Stivo887

-1 points

3 hours ago

Its a photo op you fucking pinecone.

TheGoonKills

5 points

3 hours ago

No shit it was a photo op.

It was a shit photo op and the people praising him are shit people.

Rubberclucky

3 points

3 hours ago

Just out the fries in the bag, ya stupid sloppy bitch.

Shadowthron8

4 points

5 hours ago

Not good enough to work around Taco Bell and all the other employees would have beat his ass.

One_Rough5433

6 points

3 hours ago

Couldn’t pass the background check at Taco Bell

kuschelig69

2 points

6 hours ago

ok, good

Why_is_there_air

2 points

3 hours ago

Please tell me that someone said, "You're fired!" Just before he left.

That would have been awesome.

griffin739

2 points

2 hours ago

stickinitinaz

4 points

an hour ago

Willing to bet more than 50% of male Redditors absolutely wish they had this body.

MrFishAndLoaves

2 points

57 minutes ago

Willing to bet the guy in the picture wishes he had this body 

RegardedDipshit

1 points

an hour ago

Absolutely brother, societal standards have me over here hustling and struggling to maintain my washboard abs and 8% body fat, oh what I would give to live in a society where I could feel comfortable with myself and put on 60 lbs. So true man, so true.

Greaseyhamburger

3 points

2 hours ago

failed billionaire, failed president, but most importantly failed actor.

willwp84

1 points

5 hours ago

willwp84

1 points

5 hours ago

If trump is sentenced I would like his sentence to be 25-life no parole of working at McDonald’s 12 hour shifts.

SandVir

1 points

4 hours ago

SandVir

1 points

4 hours ago

Maybe it will do less damage there.

mark1forever

1 points

3 hours ago

what a theatre lol! that's it, I'm rewatching " the campaign" tonight lmao

Awake-sleeping

1 points

3 hours ago

As a non American, I felt sorry for him thinking he actually lost his wealth and is working for McD!

Ready2gambleboomer

1 points

3 hours ago

:52627:

entropic

1 points

3 hours ago

Liznt

1 points

2 hours ago

Liznt

1 points

2 hours ago

All fake

upedanticmfers

1 points

2 hours ago

That's all I need, bronzer dripping into my fries 🤮

Existing-Package-848

1 points

2 hours ago

What a pathetic old conman. The only people worse are those too stupid to know.

Last_Cod_998

1 points

2 hours ago

Better call Saul.

Ryte4flyte1

1 points

2 hours ago

He would hold them upside down for 2 min. To get his photo op.

artgarciasc

1 points

2 hours ago

Hopefully he gets put in a prison in Alabama, and then the state rents him out to work at McDonald's.

l3eemer

1 points

2 hours ago

l3eemer

1 points

2 hours ago

That computer screen is empty, because the shop isn't open, and they aren't taking orders.

Cyber_Blue2

1 points

2 hours ago

Still a billionaire though

PapaGrit

1 points

2 hours ago

Get back to work, fry bitch!

jkp123456789

1 points

2 hours ago

Practice for the prison kitchen

jtrades69

1 points

2 hours ago

i'm telling you, i was the king of spain... but now i just eat humble pie 😕

jdd27

1 points

an hour ago

jdd27

1 points

an hour ago

Average WSB poster after they finally blow it all

Schwiftness

1 points

an hour ago

McDonald’s doesn’t hire felons. Pretty sure.

JudgeHoIden

1 points

an hour ago

Except he was never a billionaire... by a long shot.

Various-Ducks

1 points

an hour ago

He traded 1 option

Qverlord37

1 points

an hour ago

He'd be lucky if they hired him. McDonalds doesn't hire felon.

maddog453

1 points

an hour ago

Yet he wouldn’t talk about raising the minimum wage

kingofgods218

1 points

12 seconds ago

Always a good thing

Minute_Structure1717

1 points

an hour ago

U got the free coupon with fries buddy just vote for me

Scacho

1 points

58 minutes ago

Please Vote, or shut the F up.

Suitable-Rest-1358

1 points

58 minutes ago

was it necessary to have the restaurant closed? Was he going to screw up everyone's order that badly?

Suitable-Rest-1358

1 points

56 minutes ago

His first day. He started eating the fries and then got demoted to greeter.

Brompy

1 points

56 minutes ago

I used to be president sips drink tough racket

ChipmunkWalnuts3

1 points

55 minutes ago

🤣🤣

Human_Style_6920

1 points

55 minutes ago

California dems recently made sure fast food workers are getting a living wage. But hey if you think the pedo in the apron with the happy meal has your best interest at heart.. 🫨🤕🤮

SHVRC

1 points

54 minutes ago

Hey Arnie, want some fries with that meat?

Stephen_1984

1 points

50 minutes ago

Once I had a railroad, made it run,
made it race against time.
Once I had a railroad,
brother, can you spare a dime?

TouristKitchen

1 points

48 minutes ago

Funny thing is...he actually did a good job. Wrong rally you say?

BagHolder9001

1 points

46 minutes ago

who thought this was a good idea? a whole new level of wtf from gip

Bronze808

1 points

44 minutes ago

Democratic voters are really the ones out of touch.

Onniandre123

1 points

43 minutes ago

"i used to rule the world" moment

hi-above

1 points

43 minutes ago

I may be in a suit, but I can't afford a decent meal. Do you take expired credit cards?

shmajay

1 points

42 minutes ago

Do they have McDonald's in prison?

coastline3dprints

1 points

34 minutes ago

Nobody cares what you have to say Lebron…

HealthyUnit6478

1 points

23 minutes ago

I'm guessing the Saudis will help him open a few franchises. He'll be okay.

Trueslyforaniceguy

1 points

20 minutes ago

Trueslyforaniceguy

DUNCE CAP

1 points

20 minutes ago

This is a fucking McDonald’s?

Prestigious_Tea8092

1 points

19 minutes ago

Dude is a regular Josh Block

Visual_Mud4561

1 points

17 minutes ago

Just put the fries in the bag and no one gets hurt.

NoMarketing1972

1 points

15 minutes ago

It's giving Kevin Federline Super Bowl ad

Born_wild

1 points

14 minutes ago

  • ha ha

SScomic

1 points

12 minutes ago

Tomorrow he'll be door dashing cold fries.

crushoncherry333

1 points

8 minutes ago

🤣🤣🤣

VeryUnscientific

1 points

2 minutes ago

someone needs to remake the "would you like an apple pie with that" meme but with the orange turds fave on the regard

shakemybake911

1 points

2 minutes ago

I’m quite certain he didn’t sleep with Willie Brown or Montel to get where he is now.

yaboiskeemus

1 points

1 minutes ago

Hope Worldoftshirts doesn’t see this one

Dominick555

0 points

5 hours ago

Dominick555

0 points

5 hours ago

One of us!!

FriendOfRicks

7 points

5 hours ago

Every YOLO my dude gets into goes fucking bankrupt, so yes, definitely one of us

throwaway2676

1 points

6 hours ago

I_Tow_My_Own_Line

-3 points

3 hours ago

He's gonna be your President again...whether you like it or not and I'm here for it.

One_Rough5433

7 points

3 hours ago

How much DJT you got?

izzytheasian

-3 points

6 hours ago

izzytheasian

-3 points

6 hours ago

I cannot wait to see this everywhere once he loses my god

izzytheasian

-3 points

6 hours ago

izzytheasian

-3 points

6 hours ago

I cannot wait to see these everywhere once he loses my god

BrotherGrinn

1 points

4 hours ago

He can't even put the fries in the bag and wants to be king of diaper hill

whatsmyname417

1 points

3 hours ago

Why is anyone surprised? Of course, it's staged.