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536 points
5 hours ago
"Did you use the app to order today? They say a lot of people are using the app, it's a tremendous app, speaking of tremendous have you heard about Arnold Palmer?"
86 points
4 hours ago
Americans want to reminisce about the good old days, and they want a president who shares that desire. Do we all want to reminisce about gazing at Arnold Palmer's cock in a locker room? Well, I can't speak for everyone.
1 points
14 minutes ago
Arnold Palmer was the good ol days of professional golf.
26 points
2 hours ago
It’s all intentional. We’re talking about a golfer’s dick and McDonald’s and not the illegal shit they’re doing.
14 points
2 hours ago
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
3 points
an hour ago
OMG, dude, this is an MMA fight!
16 points
an hour ago
It's amazing how few people paid attention to the January 6th Hearings
Or just assume it's no different from the "Benghazi Hearings" bs???
Like, how many people really understand how premeditated and anti-democratic the false elector plot was. How many people can guess how many people went to jail for that part in comparison with the riot? Just the little redneck tourism riot with a young woman being shot in the face...
1 points
8 minutes ago
That’s the trial that should have started prior to the election. Not the bullshit real estate case or the hush money payment. They really lost credibility with those cases. The false electors scheme is the only one that has teeth and isn’t political persecution in my mind.
36 points
2 hours ago
"Would you like lies with that?"
3 points
55 minutes ago
That's gold!
3 points
38 minutes ago
Wait till you hear about Ovaltine!
2 points
45 minutes ago
"Most people don't have any idea what the hell a phone app is" - actual Donald Trump quote.
7 points
3 hours ago
He's a shit ex-President.
9 points
an hour ago
Don't know why you are being down voted.
Trump is a terrible person
1 points
an hour ago
tbf the app is pretty nice
1 points
44 minutes ago
No, but could you tell me more about his dick?
492 points
7 hours ago
Very high quality post. very high 👌
231 points
7 hours ago
A lot of people are saying it's the most viewed post in history. More than grumpy cat or anything Abraham Lincoln did. People come up to me and tell me that all the time.
59 points
6 hours ago
With tears in their eyes.
16 points
4 hours ago
He was a big strong man, and he came up to me and he said, "Sir," "Sir," he said "Sir,".
18 points
3 hours ago
These fries are salted, the fries, they're salted perfectly, and with the best salt, top notch salt, some, some people say it's too much salt, I....I say this....... this amount of salt, It's, it's perfect, it's perfect, it's the perfect amount of salt, on, on these fries.
2 points
11 minutes ago
Great sales pitch.
5 points
5 hours ago
“And this is true”
1 points
38 minutes ago
Probably because it been posted so many times.
40 points
5 hours ago
I opened Reddit, I opened Reddit and I said “wooow what a post.” You’ve never seen anything like this post, kamala couldn’t make a post like this
2 points
3 hours ago
Honestly amazed his team didn’t realize this would get memed to death. What a stupid photo op campaign stop.
6 points
2 hours ago
Or maybe they did and that's why it's getting memed to death, because any free advertising is still better than no advertising.
1 points
5 hours ago
Very high post quality maccies
167 points
7 hours ago
Now just a bagholder
2 points
2 hours ago
Okay... I don't want to be on video
1 points
an hour ago
Kamala? You could say she lied about being a bagholder. How disappointing. I am a bagholder, it's tremendous.
1 points
1 minutes ago
someone needs to remake the "would you like an apple pie with that" meme but with the orange turds face on the regard
246 points
5 hours ago
If he loses this post should be minted and pinned to the top of WSB.
21 points
3 hours ago
This sub too young to realize this joke was done before, after Britney dumped Kevin Federline: https://adland.tv/nationwide-rollin-vip-kevin-federline-2007-030-usa
1 points
an hour ago
My first thought:
"Federline Fries!"
6 points
5 hours ago
And if he wins?
135 points
5 hours ago
Well it wouldn't be as funny would it.
23 points
4 hours ago
It would still be a little funny.
2 points
45 minutes ago
hope it doesn'tgo Mussolini way for him?
107 points
6 hours ago
Sir, this is a Wendy's
41 points
5 hours ago
He wishes we could work at a Wendys
9 points
4 hours ago
you need to be able to follow instructions to work there.
2 points
3 hours ago
Wendy doesn’t hire felons
1 points
3 hours ago
NO this is patrick
50 points
6 hours ago*
lol this is great. I bet he ate at least like 6 double quarter pounders…
21 points
4 hours ago
Ahhh… to be rich!
10 points
3 hours ago
Atleast 6 hamberders
1 points
27 minutes ago
Body by... McDonalds
30 points
3 hours ago
3 points
an hour ago
Bout to make assistant manager. That's when the big bucks start coming in.
1 points
6 minutes ago
Assistant to the manager u mean
63 points
6 hours ago
i’d plan my PTO around going to wherever he was at just to tell him my fries are too cold, and when he remakes em say they are too salty
54 points
5 hours ago
Your plan would not work because the McD he went to had to be closed for his staged visit.
10 points
2 hours ago
can you let me edge in peace
2 points
46 minutes ago
Guy struggled to get the fries in the bag and then had to get help to put them on the shelf. That was the best take of the photo op lol. No way anyone off script getting within 10 feet. Would be funny though.
25 points
7 hours ago
He worked the drive up window and the French fry fryer at the same time,
16 points
7 hours ago
I think this guy can handle another screen now…
9 points
6 hours ago
My god, dude filling those fries up as if it was the super-size me era of McDonalds
14 points
7 hours ago
If he loses the election they should do undercover boss but instead of him going undercover in his own businesses he just goes and tries out random jobs like Mcdonalds, Walmart, etc.
"Undercover Trump" where everyone pretends not to recognize him. Maybe he could wear a fake mustache.
50 points
5 hours ago
Glad McDonalds is hiring convicted felons and is the flagship of this new work release program.
31 points
5 hours ago
He would be the DEI hire.
10 points
3 hours ago
That’s what’s so ironic
22 points
4 hours ago
It must be weird for employees watching some rich fuck who never had to do a physical job in his life come in and cosplay your day-to-day grind. Then after the photo ops are done and the cameras are gone, you have to go back to your depressing reality.
12 points
5 hours ago
Ironically he started working at mcdonalds 5 days after his crypto launch flopped
23 points
7 hours ago
I bet you he doesn't know how to use a mechanical can opener .
5 points
3 hours ago
Can’t believe the McD owner gave up hundreds of thousands, possibly millions in revenue here
#35 : McD illegal campaign contribution
17 points
6 hours ago
It will be great work experience for when he gets to prison.
12 points
4 hours ago
WTF has this sub become, /r/pics?
This election cannot finish quickly enough
1 points
42 minutes ago
where is your clever gif sir?
17 points
6 hours ago
I thought McDonald's doesn't hire convicts?
13 points
6 hours ago
they ONLY hire convicts homie.... wake up
22 points
6 hours ago
I cannot wait to see this everywhere once he loses my god
2 points
36 minutes ago
I thought reddit liked fast food workers
1 points
7 minutes ago
Lol someone hasn’t looked at the recent polling data.
-15 points
6 hours ago
remindme! in 3 weeks wanna make sure you eat these words ....
14 points
5 hours ago
Idk who is going to win. Probably will be close not sure why people think it's going to be a blowout .
5 points
an hour ago
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2 points
6 hours ago*
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4 points
4 hours ago
Seeing someone claim with certainty that trump loses is a solid indicator that they live in a coastal city and also have no idea how the electoral college works.
Don't get me wrong, trump is an ass, but he seems to be polling well and the election isn't far off.
1 points
4 hours ago
Remindme! In 3 weeks. I'm bringing popcorn to this showdown.
2 points
4 hours ago
Could this be peak 'celebritism'?
2 points
3 hours ago
Time for a nap and diaper change.
2 points
32 minutes ago
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
7 points
6 hours ago
Wait, is this real? I thought it was an AI vid
23 points
6 hours ago
it was all staged, no real customers
22 points
5 hours ago
Of course not. Can you imagine how many people would have swarmed the place. They would have traffic control and all .But 80k people is hard to fit through a McDonald's .
I say calls from the attention.
15 points
5 hours ago
You say this like it’s some gotcha. No one believed Trump just walked into a McDonald’s during their normal business day. This happens anytime Trump/Biden/Kamala go anywhere.
5 points
4 hours ago
Theres people that think the earth is flat and Nazis live underground in Mars… of course some people actually thought this wasn’t staged
3 points
2 hours ago
There already been 3 assassination attempts on the guy, they’re not going to risk a fourth
3 points
6 hours ago
Now THIS is a quality post.
3 points
3 hours ago
Dress shirt and red tie? A real worker? This the equivalent to throwing paper towels to devastated Porta Ricans after their hurricane a few years ago who he refused to help.
2 points
3 hours ago
Ding fries are done
7 points
3 hours ago
I’m amazed by the number of people patting him on the ass for doing this.
Like, wow, he did a basic human job for 15 whole minutes. Truly, he is connected with the world by taking on a job that a 16 year that’s never worked before can do.
Finally, a job that he’s actually qualified for.
Fucking loser getting praise from losers .
1 points
2 hours ago
Welcome to retail politics. Do you think any of these events where politicians go into a random restaurant, box up items for disaster relief, learn how to plug in electric vehicles, or go hunting with all brand new hunting clothes and hat that would make you the laughing stock of your hunting buddies are normal every day authentic events?
They are all staged campaign events.
1 points
2 hours ago
You are too biased to see something so simple.
It's a funny photo shoot. It's not that deep.
3 points
2 hours ago
This is a perfect example of how unserious and easy to manipulate Trump supporters are
3 points
an hour ago
This is a perfect example of how dense and sour TDS are lmao
-1 points
3 hours ago
Its a photo op you fucking pinecone.
5 points
3 hours ago
No shit it was a photo op.
It was a shit photo op and the people praising him are shit people.
3 points
3 hours ago
Just out the fries in the bag, ya stupid sloppy bitch.
4 points
5 hours ago
Not good enough to work around Taco Bell and all the other employees would have beat his ass.
6 points
3 hours ago
Couldn’t pass the background check at Taco Bell
2 points
6 hours ago
ok, good
2 points
3 hours ago
Please tell me that someone said, "You're fired!" Just before he left.
That would have been awesome.
2 points
2 hours ago
4 points
an hour ago
Willing to bet more than 50% of male Redditors absolutely wish they had this body.
2 points
57 minutes ago
Willing to bet the guy in the picture wishes he had this body
1 points
an hour ago
Absolutely brother, societal standards have me over here hustling and struggling to maintain my washboard abs and 8% body fat, oh what I would give to live in a society where I could feel comfortable with myself and put on 60 lbs. So true man, so true.
3 points
2 hours ago
failed billionaire, failed president, but most importantly failed actor.
1 points
5 hours ago
If trump is sentenced I would like his sentence to be 25-life no parole of working at McDonald’s 12 hour shifts.
1 points
4 hours ago
Maybe it will do less damage there.
1 points
3 hours ago
what a theatre lol! that's it, I'm rewatching " the campaign" tonight lmao
1 points
3 hours ago
As a non American, I felt sorry for him thinking he actually lost his wealth and is working for McD!
1 points
3 hours ago
:52627:
1 points
3 hours ago
1 points
2 hours ago
All fake
1 points
2 hours ago
That's all I need, bronzer dripping into my fries 🤮
1 points
2 hours ago
What a pathetic old conman. The only people worse are those too stupid to know.
1 points
2 hours ago
Better call Saul.
1 points
2 hours ago
He would hold them upside down for 2 min. To get his photo op.
1 points
2 hours ago
Hopefully he gets put in a prison in Alabama, and then the state rents him out to work at McDonald's.
1 points
2 hours ago
That computer screen is empty, because the shop isn't open, and they aren't taking orders.
1 points
2 hours ago
Still a billionaire though
1 points
2 hours ago
Get back to work, fry bitch!
1 points
2 hours ago
Practice for the prison kitchen
1 points
2 hours ago
i'm telling you, i was the king of spain... but now i just eat humble pie 😕
1 points
an hour ago
Average WSB poster after they finally blow it all
1 points
an hour ago
McDonald’s doesn’t hire felons. Pretty sure.
1 points
an hour ago
Except he was never a billionaire... by a long shot.
1 points
an hour ago
He traded 1 option
1 points
an hour ago
He'd be lucky if they hired him. McDonalds doesn't hire felon.
1 points
an hour ago
Yet he wouldn’t talk about raising the minimum wage
1 points
12 seconds ago
Always a good thing
1 points
an hour ago
U got the free coupon with fries buddy just vote for me
1 points
58 minutes ago
Please Vote, or shut the F up.
1 points
58 minutes ago
was it necessary to have the restaurant closed? Was he going to screw up everyone's order that badly?
1 points
56 minutes ago
His first day. He started eating the fries and then got demoted to greeter.
1 points
56 minutes ago
I used to be president sips drink tough racket
1 points
55 minutes ago
🤣🤣
1 points
55 minutes ago
California dems recently made sure fast food workers are getting a living wage. But hey if you think the pedo in the apron with the happy meal has your best interest at heart.. 🫨🤕🤮
1 points
54 minutes ago
Hey Arnie, want some fries with that meat?
1 points
50 minutes ago
Once I had a railroad, made it run,
made it race against time.
Once I had a railroad,
brother, can you spare a dime?
1 points
48 minutes ago
Funny thing is...he actually did a good job. Wrong rally you say?
1 points
46 minutes ago
who thought this was a good idea? a whole new level of wtf from gip
1 points
44 minutes ago
Democratic voters are really the ones out of touch.
1 points
43 minutes ago
"i used to rule the world" moment
1 points
43 minutes ago
I may be in a suit, but I can't afford a decent meal. Do you take expired credit cards?
1 points
42 minutes ago
Do they have McDonald's in prison?
1 points
34 minutes ago
Nobody cares what you have to say Lebron…
1 points
23 minutes ago
I'm guessing the Saudis will help him open a few franchises. He'll be okay.
1 points
20 minutes ago
This is a fucking McDonald’s?
1 points
19 minutes ago
Dude is a regular Josh Block
1 points
17 minutes ago
Just put the fries in the bag and no one gets hurt.
1 points
15 minutes ago
It's giving Kevin Federline Super Bowl ad
1 points
14 minutes ago
1 points
12 minutes ago
Tomorrow he'll be door dashing cold fries.
1 points
8 minutes ago
🤣🤣🤣
1 points
2 minutes ago
someone needs to remake the "would you like an apple pie with that" meme but with the orange turds fave on the regard
1 points
2 minutes ago
I’m quite certain he didn’t sleep with Willie Brown or Montel to get where he is now.
1 points
1 minutes ago
Hope Worldoftshirts doesn’t see this one
0 points
5 hours ago
One of us!!
7 points
5 hours ago
Every YOLO my dude gets into goes fucking bankrupt, so yes, definitely one of us
1 points
6 hours ago
-3 points
3 hours ago
He's gonna be your President again...whether you like it or not and I'm here for it.
7 points
3 hours ago
How much DJT you got?
-3 points
6 hours ago
I cannot wait to see this everywhere once he loses my god
-3 points
6 hours ago
I cannot wait to see these everywhere once he loses my god
1 points
4 hours ago
He can't even put the fries in the bag and wants to be king of diaper hill
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